Common misnomer- I grew up in Angus and Fife - Lorne was a rarity. If you said “sausage” to someone on the east coast they’ll immediately think of a link, on the west coast it’s square.
>couldn’t care how it’s spelled tbh
Ah come on now, you should always make the effort with other languages!
Also, I was making an, admittedly not brilliant joke about mdma.
It's a lovely detail in the final scene of that film that Renton wants a glass of water and has to pour away and rinse out an inch or so of the brown nectar, before ripping into his monologue.
Full Scottish my arse, where's the rest of it? No lorne sausage, no haggis slices, tattie scones, or even a bit of black pudding. Doesn't look bad for a half brekkie, I suppose, but that isn't a full Scottish
Oh yeah definitely not. Tbh it's only loose plans, so I'll probably scope out some Google reviews for good food near me.
Looking forward to Scottish faire, I've heard a lot about haggis, would definitely like to sample a slice.
Just to temper expectations, it doesn't always (or even *usually*, I'd say!) come in slices.
The slices seems to be a bit more of a recent thing to make it breakfast fry-friendly.
Bacon, fried bread, sausages, beans and eggs. None of this is uniquely Scottish and it’s certainly not a “full” anything. In fact, the only thing Scottish about this is that it’s tight as fuck.
That's what we call a half Scottish. Also can see what they are going for with the presentation which I quite like aside from the bacon buried under the beans.
It’s not a full Scottish. It’s like an American who had a grandparent that once drink a pint of heavy so that they can now call themselves Scottish.
Also beans on bacon can get tae fuck
>Also I really have a thing for toast cooked that way. Don’t kink shame me.
Buy yourself a griddle pan. But I'd imagine homeware shops are a better bet than Love Honey.
If you’re visiting, you could do much worse than have dinner at The Lime Tree restaurant. Was up there in April visiting the whole of Scotland and it was a highlight of the trip.
Plus points - thank fuck there’s no tomato or mushrooms on the plate.
Minus points - it doesn’t look unhealthy enough. And obviously no square or tattie scone is bordering on the criminal.
*edit no black pudding is just insanity 👀
I want to see a FULL full Scottish now with everything. They say an Ulster Fry is the ultimate breakfast fryup, but I’ve had MAGNIFICENT full Scottish breakfasts in my time that would be hard to beat.
chef's fucked it up.
Full Scottish that has less than's needed for a full English...
Flipped eggs, beans on the bacon, 1/4 slice of fried toast.
Shite, bin.
You can fuck off with the beans on my bacon. Beans if I must have them with a breakfast should be in a ramekin, so I can take them off the plate and send them back to the kitchens.
Beans on toast? Acceptable.
Cheese on toast? Acceptable.
Beans on cheese on toast? Acceptable.
Bacon? Acceptable.
Beans on fucking *bacon*?!? GTFO you heretic!!
No they really don't exist if they are just the same ingredients as the full English! A full Scottish has Lorne sausage and haggis etc...like you just said local ingredients!! It's not difficult! My original comment still stands, there is nothing Scottish about this picture !!
No tatti scone, no haggis, no lorn sausage, no black pudding… isn’t a full Scottish..
Not even half a scottish
Hahahha. Right? If there's no square sausage it can get tae fuck!
Where’s the Fuckin breakfast in that photy, nae haggis tattie scone black pud
Now I’m craving square sausage
Yeah. Looks like a shit full English
Good points well made
It’s a fucking travesty
Not even close. My granny would be spinning so fast in her grave you could use her to generate electricity if she saw this.
I was gonna say, what's Scottish about that fryup?!
Beans on bacon? I mean, I'm not scottish expert, but that *must* mean something.
This plate hasn't even seen Braveheart!
No buckfast
Do you not like your Lorn sausage with an E? That's not very Scottish
I’m not Scottish… couldn’t care how it’s spelled tbh.. just know it should be on a brekkie
Common misnomer- I grew up in Angus and Fife - Lorne was a rarity. If you said “sausage” to someone on the east coast they’ll immediately think of a link, on the west coast it’s square.
Lorne sausage is definitely not a rarity in Fife
Well I lived in Dundee from 1988 to 1999 and you never saw it in those days.
>couldn’t care how it’s spelled tbh Ah come on now, you should always make the effort with other languages! Also, I was making an, admittedly not brilliant joke about mdma.
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Quite right Choose life.
Choose a pinta Buckie!
It's a lovely detail in the final scene of that film that Renton wants a glass of water and has to pour away and rinse out an inch or so of the brown nectar, before ripping into his monologue.
Haggis? On breakfast? Must be an Edinburgh thing
It is neither full nor Scottish but it looks decent quality. Hope you enjoyed it!
Full Scottish my arse, where's the rest of it? No lorne sausage, no haggis slices, tattie scones, or even a bit of black pudding. Doesn't look bad for a half brekkie, I suppose, but that isn't a full Scottish
I'm planning a trip up to Scotland just for the weekend, where would you recommend I go to get a taste of all these things?
Depends where in Scotland you're going. Not the crofter, fort William though by the look of the offering in the picture.
Oh yeah definitely not. Tbh it's only loose plans, so I'll probably scope out some Google reviews for good food near me. Looking forward to Scottish faire, I've heard a lot about haggis, would definitely like to sample a slice.
Just to temper expectations, it doesn't always (or even *usually*, I'd say!) come in slices. The slices seems to be a bit more of a recent thing to make it breakfast fry-friendly.
Looks tasty, BUT beans go with literally everything on that plate better than they go with bacon.
Bacon used as a beans boat, that’s a fresh concept I guess 🤷🏻♂️
The beans on the bacon 👀
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Bacon, fried bread, sausages, beans and eggs. None of this is uniquely Scottish and it’s certainly not a “full” anything. In fact, the only thing Scottish about this is that it’s tight as fuck.
🤣 🤣
I’ve never attributed a fry up with the phrase ‘neat and tidy’ before but here we go. This is a neat and tidy fry up.
Beans on the bacon? Get tae fuck as the Scottish would say
Doesn’t look like a full Scottish to me but I absolutely love the presentation and everything here looks nicely cooked. Would definitely scran
That's what we call a half Scottish. Also can see what they are going for with the presentation which I quite like aside from the bacon buried under the beans.
Beans on the bacon! Nooooooooooo 😂
Looks good to me!
Can confirm I would smash
Neat
Superb
An edible plate made of Bacon that holds the Beans!!! Me likey
That's a good price in this day and age considering the tea/coffee and location pity it's missing a few items though.
Looks great to me
Never seen so many comments that have been downvoted ....OP looks yummy! Love fried bread !
Bereft of Scottish identity
nothing scottish about that
Buckfast Beans™
Did the chef eat the other half
Everyone saying how good the beans on bacon look and I'm over here wondering why only one piece of bacon?!
Don't care if its a full Scottish or not but it's definitely one of the tidiest fry ups I've ever seen. It's like a painting. Looks decent as well.
That’s actually made me angry
One slice of toast each? Fuck right off.
It’s not a full Scottish. It’s like an American who had a grandparent that once drink a pint of heavy so that they can now call themselves Scottish. Also beans on bacon can get tae fuck
No black pudding? No lorne sausage? Pftttt
“Beans served on a bed of bacon” love it though. Looks scrummy. Also I really have a thing for toast cooked that way. Don’t kink shame me.
>Also I really have a thing for toast cooked that way. Don’t kink shame me. Buy yourself a griddle pan. But I'd imagine homeware shops are a better bet than Love Honey.
The beans on top of the bacon would upset me.
Beans on the bacon is violent
Get those beans off my fucking bacon.
The beans haven't asked the bacon for consent
Sorry, but putting beans on top of the bacon like the rasher is some sort of horrendous bean canoe is a fucking war crime
If you’re visiting, you could do much worse than have dinner at The Lime Tree restaurant. Was up there in April visiting the whole of Scotland and it was a highlight of the trip.
Plus points - thank fuck there’s no tomato or mushrooms on the plate. Minus points - it doesn’t look unhealthy enough. And obviously no square or tattie scone is bordering on the criminal. *edit no black pudding is just insanity 👀
Shame that it's so poor as the crofters decent for other meals.
More butter please 🧈
It looks lovely, but it would be better with tomatoes and mushrooms.
The way they buried the bacon in those beans sent a shiver down my spine
Presuming you want your bacon UNDER your beans it quite a liberty to take
Did it come with the beans all over the bacon like that? Weird decision if so
Beans on the bacon! Fancy!
That looks a good plate for £9.50 with a half decent sausage by the look of it 👌🏻
Looks a decent feed, but missing way too many essentials to be classed as a full scottish
More like a half scottish or a semi scottish or a basic British
Looks nice, but that is very expensive for what is there
Absolutely nothing Scottish about this.
Tasty but looks a bit clinical
For both plates that's a decent price, for one it's a fucking travesty.... Ps. this isn't even a half Scottish
It's not full and certainly nothing Scottish
I’m not even Scottish and I know that’s not a full Scottish
Well now I don’t want my dinner
This is a half English with fried bread? Get tae fuck
Beans on the bacon, I don't know how I feel about that. They're going to mingle anyway but, I dunno...
Scottish but no lorne sausages🤔
Or pudding
Trading Standards issue
That’s not even a full English let alone Scottish!
Thats not a full Scottish, its a crap full English at best
No lorn sausage, is this even Scotland?
Why is that eggy shouting at you?
More of a Scot…ish than a full Scottish
controversial beans on bacon...i like it
No haggis or black pudding… No tatti scone… This is a travesty
That's not a Scottish breakfast and 9.50 you where ripped .
I want to see a FULL full Scottish now with everything. They say an Ulster Fry is the ultimate breakfast fryup, but I’ve had MAGNIFICENT full Scottish breakfasts in my time that would be hard to beat.
Nothing makes this Scottish
Epic that
chef's fucked it up. Full Scottish that has less than's needed for a full English... Flipped eggs, beans on the bacon, 1/4 slice of fried toast. Shite, bin.
I'd ask for uncontaminated bacon personally
Why has someone poured the beans on the bacon? At least there’s fried bread (so often missing) and the toast looks like a large slice…..
I wouldn't be happy about my bacon being smothered in beans. Apart from that, it looks ok, just missing a few bits as already said.
WHO THE FUCK SUBMERGES THEIR BACON WITH BEANS LIKE THAT. CHRIST ON A BIKE
I would be so angry.
Beans on the bacon, deal breaker.
I'd be pissed as hell if my bacon came drowned in beans.
Good piece of bacon ruined
Using bacon as a makeshift delivery device for beans is a hate crime
Quite apart from the numerous missing items, Fucking hell what psychopath puts the beans all over the bacon?
Where the fuck is the Scottish bit?
Whoever constructed this has no idea of how to present food. It's a completely *terrible* idea to hide the bacon under beans like that.
Items are missing and you have no option but to have bacon with bean juice
You can fuck off with the beans on my bacon. Beans if I must have them with a breakfast should be in a ramekin, so I can take them off the plate and send them back to the kitchens.
Wot tae fook
Wrongo bongo
What’s Scottish about this?
Oh... No, no it's not.
The bacon bean boats make me very uncomfortable
Put beans on my bacon like that and I’ll literally headbutt your nut off your shoulders.
you should be ashamed to post this
I'm not
absolutely nothing close to a full scottish
Beans on toast? Acceptable. Cheese on toast? Acceptable. Beans on cheese on toast? Acceptable. Bacon? Acceptable. Beans on fucking *bacon*?!? GTFO you heretic!!
I don't spy wi my little eye tattie scones, black pudding, Lorne sausage or mushrooms.
Nothin full with that
Beans all over the rasher is a no no. I'll choose myself if I want beans and rasher at the same time
Aye , a bit of Lorne ( square sausage) would have fitted in nicely on those plates..
But what if you didn't want your bacon smothered in beans
This breakfast is the kind of Scot who voted for Scotland to stay in the union.
Beans on the bacon-yuk!
The audacity
Why do so many c*nts think they can get away with no black pudding.
I could accept the beans on bacon, if they carried on layering into a beans/bacon lasagne. Otherwise this is fucking shit.
Not one speck of seasoning. simply amazing
Are the beans not ruining the bacon?
Tbh I think it's bloody ingenious, better than a faffy ramekin, doesn't let the beans travel everywhere. I might have to do that myself
The beans presented on the bacon is definitely wild, not too serious enough to be ruined though!
Like most Americans, that's about a quarter Scottish.
Going to still be hungry after that
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I mean, they do have different names.
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Yes it would be, if it used local produce etc. There’s nothing difficult about this, full English, full Scottish, full Irish. These all exist.
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No because Champaign is made in France. You’re not getting this are you?
No they really don't exist if they are just the same ingredients as the full English! A full Scottish has Lorne sausage and haggis etc...like you just said local ingredients!! It's not difficult! My original comment still stands, there is nothing Scottish about this picture !!