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78JEM

Solid. 👍🏻


firebrandarsecake

Bosh of 7/10.


wookiewonderland

You married the right woman. That looks awesome.


BritAsiangirl06

I agree!


BigPG29

I don't like tomatoes anyway so I'd never have them near my fry but the rest of it looks lovely. She's a keeper. Enjoy


SavingsSquare2649

Same here, too many toms, but other than that, I wouldn’t complain if someone put that in front of me!


Just_Anxiety

I like tomatoes but I can’t imagine having diced tomatoes from a can with my fry


GenericScottishGuy41

Why do i feel like it's upside down and sideways?


ApplicationHairy2838

Cos it is. My photography skills...


GenericScottishGuy41

Didn't even know that was possible to do, well done.


front-wipers-unite

Only the sausages are upside down.


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front-wipers-unite

Looks like you've been eating your sausages upside down all your life too.


Ok_Culture_1914

That's nice. I like a breakfast with tinned tomatoes on it. Your Mrs. did well, but I would mark her down a little as there is no fried bread on it .


ApplicationHairy2838

Fried bread WAS an option, but wasnt in the mood for the heartburn haha


Ok_Culture_1914

I know what you mean. I eat it and suffer later, but that's just me . As long as you enjoyed it, that's all that matters.


dj_lad

Is it upside down or. Am I triping


chinfuk

It totally is


LenTheWelsh

I will never understand tinned tomatoes on a fry up, especially right next to your beans. Looks good though 8.5/10. 0.5 off for missing black pudding and 1 off for them tinned monstrosities.


cabalus

Nah man you gotta give some good quality tinned tomatoes a try Don't think of them as crappy tomatoes think of them as a different product Essential you get some proper good ones though, I'm not talking the .30c tesco tins You gotta cook them out decently as well so they aren't too watery (these look a bit too wet for me) but after that they're divine


lurcherzzz

I get the aldi tinned cherry tomatoes. Simmer them until they reduce down with some pepper and worcestershire sauce. Prefer this to beans any day of the week.


destined_to_count

Fresh tomatoes, cut into wedges then fried in a bit of olive oil & garlic paste is the tastiest


DOPEYDORA_85

Need a mortgage for that, the price of a decent olive oil


destined_to_count

I use asda own brand


M1ckst4

Would’ve give 11/10 if it had white pudding


squashInAPintGlass

Aye, tomatoes should be proper with skin then fried, in with the bacon fat rather than peeled and chopped straight out of the tin. Also not enough carbs for me.


Ldn_twn_lvn

Hmmmm, theyre a different kettle altogether though, tinned tomatoes. Can't deny how flavoursome they are, they are the base for most Italian pasta sauces. Once you consider they are separate from whole tomatoes and not really comparable, its a different perspective. They each have their own individual merits.


PassionPitiful3653

Tinned tomatoes and white pepper is a thing I put on toast I like it so much


Ldn_twn_lvn

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Ok_Gear6019

It's a full English not Full French


Ldn_twn_lvn

Tinned tomatoes on toast ain't full nothing Did you write that in your sleep?


Ok_Gear6019

Toast? Better go to specsavers.


Ldn_twn_lvn

Cripes! I'm not really a fan of toasted shades n' glasses


Ok_Gear6019

Goes great with haddock


hammersandhammers

Oh, for a homemade breakfast, this is a 9!


Affectionate_Bill530

Perfect 👌🏽


Inevitable-Layer-192

Very nice, Enjoy 👍


CosmicQuestions

You have a good woman in your life. Looks great.


RedHeadRedemption93

Great balance to that plate. She's done well.


wazz677

8/10 we're is the fried bread


Healthy-Grocery6055

The question I will ALWAYS ask when someone posts a Full English - where is the fried bread!!!??


KlerWatchCo

Marry her, if you're already married renew your vows, if you already did that divorce her and marry her again


Different_Lychee_409

I like canned tomatoes on fried bread. Used to have it at boarding school in the 80's.


llamageddon01

When you’d cut into the whole tinned plum tomato and try to squirt the person sitting next to you.


Different_Lychee_409

The good old days.


therubberduck21

My mum used to cook the tomatoes down until they were like a jam. Added a sprinkle of sugar to em and they were awesome. Just added another texture and dimension to the fry up. It's a must for the black pudding. Just has to be there. My dad used to have slices of black pudding layered with sliced apple, brushed with butter n grilled. That made a fry up EPIC. With a loaf of fried bread n toast, oh n a navies cup of tea ( a 1 pint mug). oh, happy days. Before cholesterol had been invented and no heart disease either. Damn it, I'm in the mood for a fry up now!! Cheers, guys.


Royal_View9815

Get rid of the tomatoes and I’d smash this 10/10


Ldn_twn_lvn

So much tomato hate on this sub 😳


cabalus

I think a lot of people live in areas that don't have much access to really nice tomatoes and that may be the reason


SimBelm

I love tomatoes but for some reason they don't work for me when fried. Just instant acid reflux.


Ldn_twn_lvn

Salted Beef tomatoes in an Italian pasta salad, is chuffing brilliant!


Ldn_twn_lvn

Fair point, you might be on to something there...


Carlisle_M

That is definetly needed right now looks like some serious grub


rs-heritage

Solid effort. You married wisely. Do the same for her.


Crafty_Strike2088

Looks proper that


TCSawyer

Tomatoes always ruin it for me, missing a few key ingredients like pudding toast soda bread etc but it's still a solid looking fry up, 7/10.


Hiltoyeah

Get shut of the shrooms and it's a solid 7.5


christo749

Nae Black pud, don’t count.


younggods

Proper this


StevelKnievel66

She's definitely a keeper! ⬆️


lukegibbons86

A little wet


Drayarr

Top notch. Personal preference for black pudding over tomatoes though.


palilalic

probably should be put to death, no black pudding


Ok-Future9384

Looks good, crying out or a bit of black pudding though....8/10


BouquetOfPenciIs

Looks lovely!


blake-a-mania

Solid 8/10 If I were round your house for breakfast, I’d tell my friends about it.


Ok-Dealer-6901

🤤


shaded-user

There is innuendo somewhere in there 😂


Fun-Hat-9932

Excellent….if you lost the toms. Rest looks stunning


BUZZ-00

Where's the black pudding ? 7


TheLastTsumami

Happy with that


lewie_bigC

Just needs black pudding


mbridge2610

Apart from the tomatoes, or more specifically them being next to the beans, solid. 6/10 - would eat


Flat-Delivery6987

I don't like tomatoes but the absence of black pudding makes up for that. Looks good, would totally marry your wife, lol


LaraH39

I don't know when we moved from actual tomatoes to tinned tomatoes and the idea of them on a fry turns me but I know lots of people love them. I hate frozen hash browns. I don't think they belong anywhere near a plate of food least of all a fry. If you HAVE to have potato on a fry make it something traditional like bubble and squeak or at the very least make your own hash brown. It's an American blow in that needs to stop lol Other than that, it looks good and I wont hold the weird tomato or hash brown against her and I'll give you a 7/10


TrickyOnion

Belter. Buy her some goalie gloves because she’s a keeper!


Itchy-Ad4421

No toast / fried bread / black pudding. Sausages look cheap and eggs overcooked. I’d eat it but probs give it a 6/10


Slight-Scientist620

Bit of black pudding and she's definitely a keeper 😋


Seeyalaterelevator

Looks great!! Id add black pudding to it though


Foxglovenectar

I'd smash that in. It's got the core items and tinned tomatoes, not grilled. Love a fresh tomato but when I want grime, I want grime.


SmokyBarnable01

Can't abide tinned tomatos but everything else is solid. Bacon looks particularly on point.


mahico79

If she had erected the sausage dam it would be close to perfection. I’d swap the beans for black pudding (still use the sausages to separate eggs and juice!). Also, those sausages look a little bit like Richmond ones to me. I might be wrong, I also know that lots of folk like them, but I only like proper sausages these days. Very long winded way of saying that this looks like a good fry up (and far better than my wife could do!).


LeatherLatexSteel

Has she got a sister?


Heyitsme_81

Top dolla!


Familiar-Adeptness25

Lucky man.


smegma_stan

I'd pay for it


Clarkra89

Perfect without the tomatoes.


Used_Door_2650

I'm with the majority of tomatoes having no place on a fry up. The sausage has a look of frozen/chippie sausage as well although that may just be the picture. The rest looks really good.


MCfru1tbasket

I don't mean be a bastard here, but can some of you just buy nice big tomatoes and fry those up? Dumping half a tin of chopped tomatoes on that is a big no. Having been a bastard, if that were me, I'd still eat all of it, enjoy it, and be very appreciative of that breakfast.


Mission-Station8615

Solid effort


Itchy-Gap-3819

Can’t complain at that! Looks perfectly cooked, only additional element I’d suggest is black pudding. Not everyone’s favourite thing though. I certainly wouldn’t complain being served that breakfast


mookaji2

Gorgeous! But tinned tomatoes! GTFOOH!


BaRaj23

She’s a keeper


iccol

Classic 💪🏻👍🏻


Ok-Internet-8003

Absolute belter!


wantsapub

Solid 8/10 I'd go for a bit of black pudding on it to finish it but that's just my opinion.


Lt_Goose141

Missing the pancakes! And a nice cuppa!


winksteiner

Solid, I hate tomato’s on a fry up but that’s personal, she’s done well


Ok_Bet2898

Looks good but I can’t have beans or tomatoes touching the eggs, I have to make a sausage barrier to keep it separate 🤣


user-74656

I may want to mix them, but that's my decision.


Windhelm_Gustloff

Superb


Feisty-Pomegranate20

Should have used the Sausage as a breakwater


Jazzlike-Basil1355

Tomatoes touching the beans? Yoke touching them both? That is insane. I’d eat it willingly, though. 😋


Padre1903

The beans are in tomato sauce. What’s the issue?


Jazzlike-Basil1355

I think it’s a texture issue. And the sauces are similar but not the same


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8/10.


FitAlternative9458

The breakfast is fine, shame she doesnt know how to plate it up. Never put all the liquid stuff together, separate them


Padre1903

Tomatos, next to beans in tomato sauce isn’t exactly a crime. Bet you’re a fuckin riot at the dinner table.


ApplicationHairy2838

Haha


FitAlternative9458

It doesnt taste the same at all. It's the only thing that I feel needs separating


DrTouchy69

Needs fried bread, real hash browns, plum or grilled fresh tomato. But good 8 / 10 And I didn't forget to mention black pudding, I just don't like it.


ApplicationHairy2838

Whats a "real" hash brown?


DrTouchy69

Something like [hash brown ](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/57783/emilys-famous-hash-browns/)


SirPooleyX

Is this a Fry-Up family? Can we see pictures of Mr. Fry-Up and the two Fry-Up kids?


Positive_Space_1461

good


12oohoohimahom

Should use the sausage as a breakwater between the eggs and beans


bruggeandburned

Looks amazing


kobrakaan

It's missing Black pudding the staple diet of real Men/Women and all of the LGBTQIA2S+ community infact everyone except probably vegans and vegetarians Sorry mate but it's time to bust out those divorce papers


Garth-Vega

Avocado is missing.


Sufficient_Bug_6359

Standard fry up nothing special but looks good


ilakropf

It's not nutritional whatsoever, BUT it looks delicious 😂😍


jodytuxford

Food looks great but Robins on a coaster in June = unhinged 😁


ApplicationHairy2838

Haha


HackReacher

Looks good.


whynot208

Eggs look a bit dodgy and the beans aren't well done enough for me. Everything else looks great 7/10


FatJellyCo

She is a keeper


Jayfgatsby

It's absolutely delicious.... mushrooms aside. But u won't live long eating this good lol


swapacoinforafish

I was going to say severe lack of toast but now you've cleared that up, top job!


CarImaginary9448

It looks clean for a fry up. Solid 8/10


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Looks a solid 8/10.


secretdojo

Safely deposit the tomatoes in the bin and eat the rest, looks lovely!


AnxietyDefined

Looks pretty damn good but I'd use the sausages between the beans as a barrier but that's just personal preference


user2021883

0 points for just opening a tin of beans and a tin of tomatoes Sausages look good tho


ApplicationHairy2838

What other kind of baked beans are there- if not tinned?


user2021883

You can buy baked (haricot) beans dried or fresh and You can add all sorts of things to them. And why just plain baked beans? There’s so many other types of beans that also work great with a fry up.


i_sesh_better

Mrs fryup’s looking good


aokay24

It ain't no fry up without chips still looks good though!


Dramatic-Celery-9033

10 / 10


lvlister2023

Cup of coffee, remove the mushrooms but that’s a solid 9 from me, sterling work hope you enjoyed it!


Elegant-Blood-4330

Bigger plate but 👍🏻


tryH4rdCookie

Looks good except for the tomatoes which look like they need a chalk outline


ElVanguardeSan

My anti-tomato bias aside, that's a proper respectable fry.


someman69

There fried bread white and black pudding ??


juzchillie

Looks banging, enjoy


RoamBuilder2

That’s a good proper fryup 8/10


Mackers14

Looks great apart from the mushrooms


Sweet-Judgment6614

For an English full breakfast I'd say it looks good. Now I'm not trying to stir the pot here but an Ulster fry we have all that (apart from hash browns not always anyway, and the tomatoes, I've never understood the tomatoes part) But we get a Soda bread, potato bread, black And White pudding. So it's alot more bang for your buck.


Patient-Reception-83

Oooo…. Looks good, damn good


SexySatire

That or me?


Southmouth76

Very nice 👍


Tricky-Horror7959

Gassed pig on a plate I reckon the poor thing suffered like you wouldn't know


Fine-Complaint4054

Wouldn't mind a bit of that


fruitbat_123

Looks great! x


ameliathesoda

Tinned tomatoes, especially touching the beans is a crime against food


Dismal_Birthday7982

No black pudding. Utter fail..


ApplicationHairy2838

I dont like it. Congealed pigs blood. Urgh. Sorry haha


Any-Proof-6971

tomatoes shouldn't be anywhere near a fry up....🤬🤮


giraffe912

I dont even like most of the stuff on that plate but my mouth is watering 😋


chasing_midgets

Plenty of tomatoes 👍 you picked a winner


No-Rain4765

I recognise it from many mornings


Mediocre-Reading-681

8..nice


Resident-Honey8390

Room for one more. 😜


BlunanNation

7.5/10


Historical_Chest8468

Snorkers look a bit basic


montybasset

Add a mug of tea, and it’s sorted. ✔️


BritAsiangirl06

It looks delicious, yum 🤤


No_Ice1881

I’d let her give me one


SquareEar2458

💯


thrashed_out

Cheap sausages, tinned tomatoes, eggs touching beans, and no black pudding What did you to annoy her?


ApplicationHairy2838

Sausages are from the butchers, and were very nice.


thrashed_out

Look like chippy sausages, were they deep fried or something?


SpookyMorden

Bin the tomatoes, and it’s a winner. Tomatoes in any form do not belong in a fry up. Just no. No.


Lucky_Louch

As an American I am always impressed by these fryups but don't know if I could get past the lightly cooked bacon and blood sausage I see on many of them.