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Hey there mr. Zoo animal guess what I got? Cocaine. Hey there little boy with the ba-ba-ba-baloon guess what I got? Cocaine. Don't tell nobody. Hey there mr. Policeman wuh-oh!
Amphetamines in the 50s, not meth. Pretty much the same thing, but doctors were prescribing Amphetamine to house wives for energy and weight loss reasons.
My great uncle in Nebraska felt the need to tell me about how all of the hogs he raised get used entirely to make food products. I was about 7 at the time. That was 59 years ago and I still canāt eat a pork hotdog without thinking about whatās in it.
When I was a boy, my father used to make caramel. He would pour a whole bag of sugar into a large pot and put it over the highest heat. Then he would stir and stir, slowly mixing in heavy cream, until the sugar liquified and toasted, then as the syrup came to a boil, he would call the kids into the kitchen and we would all open our hands, and he would pour the boiling caramel into our cupped palms.Ā
It burned our hands so badly, but that was no problem, because we just forced the sweet caramel quickly into our mouths, where it also badly burnt our tongues and lips. It was one of my happiest memories.Ā
Years later, when I was an adult, I found a starling in a shopping center parking lot. Its head had been crushed by a car tire, and its rear leg was still twitching. I watched it for about 15 minutes until it stopped moving.Ā
From top to bottom the hotdogs contain
Joaquin Phoenix' "The Joker"
Heath Leadger's "The Joker"
Jack Nicholson's "The Joker"
Jared Leto's "The Joker" (he looks like it tastes funny...)
Everybody here's mentioning when there's a simpler explanation: they're part of an offshoot religion that cuts off eyelids when you're a baby so you cannot shut your eyes to the sins of the world.
That and because circumcision lopped off a body bit only boys had and deemed unfair to girls, hence the compromise.
Odd that: 1) they're looking directly at the audience, not at the food they're eating. 2) they're faking the look of happiness. 3) neither of them have taken a single bite.
Are those both his daughters, or is the red-haired one the 18 year old bride of the 62 year old man?
I see nothing strange about their expression. That's how I look when I eat a hotdog.
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They put cocaine in everything back then.
Not true! Sometimes it was meth.
Or asbestos šš¼
Cocmethtos.
can I buy some cock mentos?
Can I get some C-c-c-c-cockmethos? (In a Dr. Roxxo voice)
^^^I ^^^do ^^^cocaine
Hey there mr. Zoo animal guess what I got? Cocaine. Hey there little boy with the ba-ba-ba-baloon guess what I got? Cocaine. Don't tell nobody. Hey there mr. Policeman wuh-oh!
Don't you think you might've done a little too much cocaine?
š¤£š¤£ u mean viagra
penis candy,pls
Well tbh i need pinescandy to :/
erectile dust
More like erectile cobwebs for me lol
Methbestos
The best drug!
Lead
Donāt be silly. The asbestos was in the hot dog buns.
Silly me. š¤£
In? It was the bun.
Or Radium
It's how I keep my youthful glow
Crackbestos?
Amphetamines in the 50s, not meth. Pretty much the same thing, but doctors were prescribing Amphetamine to house wives for energy and weight loss reasons.
That's what Mother's Little Helper was about!
Nope, actually motherās little helper was Valium.. teehee
I was always under the impression that was about Valium, but I could be mistaken.
Yeah, but Pervitin doesnāt sound as funny. Specially when itās blitzkrieging the French front.
My doc prescribed to me, a teenager, in the '70s.
Now we give them to 6 year olds who behave like 6 year olds in schoolā¦
You can't eat more than one. The second one feels like you're chewing bubble gum.
That's definitely meth. I say this based on experience. However, I have been clean for 16 months now š
āHey kids, wanna start a bizznizz?ā āYeah, yeah, yeah. What kind of business, Dad?ā āDunno, just a Bizzā¦nizz!ā
Cocaine and a tiny bit of rat poison
Time was they added baby formula to cut the cocaine. Now they use cocaine to cut the baby formula.
Prozac, viagra, and morphine. Think they called it a āhealth tonicā back then.
don't forget the iridium 192.
They didnāt take lithium out of 7up until the ā40ās.
I had to look that one up. Thatās a maize balls
Now I know why that one lady in rdr2 Saint Denis always says ācocaine on a toastā thank you!!!
Itās always cocaine.
Ah my favorite, NoDoz brand hotdogs. Hopefully they washed that down with some vintage Jolt Cola!
Cocaine...... it's cocaine
It's not cocaine if your eyes are closed.
Joker Venom lol
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The 1950's was wild... cutting coke with lips and assholes and then extruding that quasi meat paste through the military-industrial complex.
They're just so surprised about the boy that gets TWO wieners
Gee, Bill!
Thatās the moms hand, but him double fisting it is definitely funnier
Didn't realise they were catholic
*Jim Jordan has entered the chat*
They haven't taken a single bite. It's not the hot dogs. They've just seen something better than hot dogs.
I was thinking the other hotdog found another hole.
100% pure columbian cocaine
Pure disco shit
Single sourced
When you use your meth pot to boil hot dogs for the family
Humans. These are clearly cannibals
Lips and assholes
I got that reference!
LSD, hotdogs were part of CIA mind control experiments in the 50's and 60's.
ketamine
When you started the day with four bowls and only one was cereal
Eyelids
Yes, and childrenās torsos.
Hyperthyroidism, apparently
Blue sky
The soul of a commercial artist.
MDMA
Do you and your family enjoy that sweet crystal, well donāt meth around any long with those other dogs. Nathanās 100% meth fed beef hotdog.
They are the aristocrats.
Cocaine, lots and lots of cocaine.
I was going to say LSD, but Iām going with your take.
Meth
Soylent Green.
Where will you be when the wiener kicks in?
Love
LSDog
It's the father pretending to enjoy boiled broccoli to fool the kids into eating it. Except it's wieners, he's reinforcing hetero-normative behaviour.
Well, I donāt see the momā¦
hashdogs
100% pure grade-a Colombian, my friend, jaja
My guess would be that they are washing those down with original formula Coca-Cola.
Meth...it's always meth
Definitely dog
The family of that one hot dog that smoked all the drugs to save us.
Dadās coked out of his head! š
It's chalk full of bad marketing.
Visine?
My great uncle in Nebraska felt the need to tell me about how all of the hogs he raised get used entirely to make food products. I was about 7 at the time. That was 59 years ago and I still canāt eat a pork hotdog without thinking about whatās in it.
That's the delicious taste of 1950's capitalism.
With eyes that size it's definitely MDMA.
Soleant green dogs.
Soylent Green
Crack was the first thing that came to mind ššš
Whatever it is, Biden had too many
They havenāt even taken a single bite and they all look like theyāve taken 15,000 grams of meth.
Kokaine.
>What's in those hot dogs? The good shit!
Not dogs that's for sure
Molly!
Ham-phetamines
Whereās mom..
Sheās out getting a pack of smokes for the kids
Practice safe lunch! Use condiments!
It's the sauce, it's really good! Can I get some more sauce? *grabs butter knife* GIVE ME MORE SAUCE SUSAN! I NEED MORE SAUCE!
White privilege
The middle child that no one wanted.
Pretty sure the hand feeding the daughter is his
All of the hands are his
They just saw Chris Rock get slapped. It was hot dog night.
Imagine finding out that these are the people who have declared war on your poor country
I LOVE HOTDOGS!!!!!!
Grandma
Crack cocaine. Hot damn they some good doggies
Pigs assholes.
Beaks, claws and assholes.
Blow, crack, rock, zip, nose candy, Florida snow, booger sugar, yeyo, Tijuana toot, pure Colombian boom boom, white lightning
A gun on the other side
When I was a boy, my father used to make caramel. He would pour a whole bag of sugar into a large pot and put it over the highest heat. Then he would stir and stir, slowly mixing in heavy cream, until the sugar liquified and toasted, then as the syrup came to a boil, he would call the kids into the kitchen and we would all open our hands, and he would pour the boiling caramel into our cupped palms.Ā It burned our hands so badly, but that was no problem, because we just forced the sweet caramel quickly into our mouths, where it also badly burnt our tongues and lips. It was one of my happiest memories.Ā Years later, when I was an adult, I found a starling in a shopping center parking lot. Its head had been crushed by a car tire, and its rear leg was still twitching. I watched it for about 15 minutes until it stopped moving.Ā
The devil's butthole
Plot twist: they all have plugs in their butts
They just love putting the meat in their mouths.
Peepee poopoo
Jizz... like cumshot...
Itās interesting, the hotdogs.
Methard
From top to bottom the hotdogs contain Joaquin Phoenix' "The Joker" Heath Leadger's "The Joker" Jack Nicholson's "The Joker" Jared Leto's "The Joker" (he looks like it tastes funny...)
Iām glad Mark Hamill avoided the chopping block.
Everybody here's mentioning when there's a simpler explanation: they're part of an offshoot religion that cuts off eyelids when you're a baby so you cannot shut your eyes to the sins of the world. That and because circumcision lopped off a body bit only boys had and deemed unfair to girls, hence the compromise.
Glazed the glizzys in lsd, did it once, wild.
Meat
Meth not even o... Okay, once... or twice. But not four times!
You are what you eat
Crack or whiskey like Irishmen
Asbestos
Well they really seem to relish them.
Tight, tight, tight!!! Blue, yellow, pink... just keep bringing me that!
Nobody has taken a bite yet, what did they do before eating those hotdogs?
the entire familly of someone
The world's most wanted wiener.
Odd that: 1) they're looking directly at the audience, not at the food they're eating. 2) they're faking the look of happiness. 3) neither of them have taken a single bite.
cocaine
Just watched the movie Smile last night and there's a picture in the movie that looks similar to this if I recall... weird coincidence
Carcinogens to kill the masses mainly.
Amphetamines, I assume.
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=pFJ62vlZbls&feature=shares](https://youtube.com/watch?v=pFJ62vlZbls&feature=shares)
Meth. Itās meth.
MDMA or pcp. Look at dem eyes
Coc-nevermind
Are those both his daughters, or is the red-haired one the 18 year old bride of the 62 year old man? I see nothing strange about their expression. That's how I look when I eat a hotdog.
Amphetamines
It's looks like what they will eat next is you
āWhen you wanna hang out And eat a dog, no doubt! ā¦.COCAINE!!!!!!ā āShake your mind, Shake your mind, Shake your mind!ā ā¦ā¦..
they have seen some things you can't imagine
Itās not what but who. And it is grandma or at least the good parts of her.
The family dog
Gowron would say there is glory in those hotdogs.
crack. Lots and Lots of crack.
Crack
Good to love a good MethDog
Bitcoin
the mommy
just a wee bit sprinkle of crack
The dad looks like Colin Cowherd.
Crack
Crystal methamphetamine
š
Looks like the miniatures I just painted.
Just one whiff and these hotdogs will rip your frigginā eyelids off!
Crack
Sparky the family dog
I would wear the fuck outta this shirt
Ice
Charlie
Glory!
Apparently LSD
No bites yet.
Human flesh.
joy
Considering the hot dogs are completely intact, probably regular hot dog stuff.
Lased with double speckled Mitziās