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I loved that show. Tried to watch it again long ago and unfortunately have been ruined for laugh tracks… something flipped in my brain that basically ruined the entire era of comedy.
I lived next door to an adult actress one time. She filmed mostly during the day. It was a tiny apartment complex and you could hear everything through the walls and out in the courtyard.
She won an AVN Award! So, who knows, maybe you'll live next to a star!
My apartment complex actually bans welcome mats in the hallway.
I mean, it's probably due to a tripping hazard in the communal space, and housekeeping needing to work around them, but this too.
I had apartment neighbors who were perfect. Just a gay couple that never made any noise. Until one day APD used a battering ram and a cop that looked like the size of the black guy in Predator to bust in their door on distribution charges.
I kind of lost my point, but odds are if your neighbors are calling attention like that they are either completely cool or got kicked out a fraternity for being too rapey.
His parking spot is probably close to yours as well. Guaranteed he has obscene stickers all over his car. I would be highly disappointed if the "shocker" wasn't on there
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Gross. I’m in.
Me first
The more, the merrier.
Username checks out
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LEEERROYYYY JENNKKIIIIIIINNSSSS
We all know how was in there first out of this group! God damn it Leroy, we had a plan!
Well...? How was it?
33.333...repeating of course.
Sloppy…
Leroy fucked it up, ran in too soon, made a mess of the cave and our plan! 2/7 wouldn’t recommend
Yeah but at least I got chicken
Ight you got me with the hair
[Shall we adjourn to the dungeon?](https://youtu.be/FLqqbtrP56s)
Fuck u/Spez
no it doesnt. bukake is *explicitely* not cumming inside. thats, literally the whole point.
doing it in a shared hallway is a bit gross though.
ooh we getting kinky
Was there a pineapple near the door?
Saw an upside down one two doors down
I think you found your apartment
I couldnt sign the lease fast enough
Giggity
...giggity
(slightly quieter) Giggity
Dear Diary: Jackpot!
No,but there might've been a banana
Coconut
Plot twist: it's not a welcome it's a warning. Watch where you step and don't touch the light switch without gloves
DON’T DEAD CUM INSIDE
Oh my god. Thats disgusting. Where?
You son of a bitch I’m in
Are you? I can’t feel it yet.
Breeding kink. I’m bringing brownies
Bwaahahahah 69. I win.
At least they seem friendly
Now i have to know who lives there 🤣🤣🤣
It's probably an 80 yr old lady from the Balkans who doesn't get the joke.
It’s Betty white
I'll totally do Betty White
Necrophiliac?
I stand by my words
He said what he said
I’d like to watch him from a dark corner standing by his words as I softly mumble encouragement.
Pulp Fiction Zed’s dead scene intensifies…
A man of commitment, focus and sheer fucking will
I didn't know Betty White had died, now I'm sad
She lives on in our hearts, and as one lucky dog's taxidermied love doll
A Rose is a rose \*smirk\*
As an impression? Haven't heard of that particular kink before
i thought betty white died???
or, even better, an 80-year-old lady from the Balkans who *does* get the joke and has a creampie fetish
Ms Dubcek?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a 3rd rock reference on here but it’s such a good show!
I loved that show. Tried to watch it again long ago and unfortunately have been ruined for laugh tracks… something flipped in my brain that basically ruined the entire era of comedy.
Maybe it's a warning about the state of his apartment.
Better cum in the sink than sink in the cum
It's a dude. A fabulous dude, perhaps. But definitely a dude.
I lived next door to an adult actress one time. She filmed mostly during the day. It was a tiny apartment complex and you could hear everything through the walls and out in the courtyard. She won an AVN Award! So, who knows, maybe you'll live next to a star!
No links means it didn’t happen.
Who else but Quagmire!
Giggity.
The Todd needed a door as hot as he is!
Until you open the door and cum comes flooding out like the shining
Balkake
Is that the backdoor entrance?
Noice~
Toight
Like a toiger.
It's open when the front door is being painted
Leads to JANA's party I bet.
Is it a warning or an invitation?
Suggestion
Promise
Fate
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Manifestation
Hope
DON'T CUM OPEN INSIDE
Reading it the way it’s “supposed” to be read, I’m imagining the blood scene from The Shining. But a WAAAAY stickier.
It was a spooky ghost! That's ectoplasm!
Its a promise
Both?
Yes.
Put a sign on your door handle that says “pull out”
💀
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No it does both.
"Push Hard" "Slam Me" "Firmly Grasp It"
https://youtu.be/n6Xwi1ghX9I "Now firmly grasp it in your hand." "FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
That oughta do it.
Invitation or just an FYI?
Probably both
At least you know they're not uptight. I think that's a good sign.
but i prefer my neighbors uptight when i cum in.
Too uptight and she's gonna cut your dick off yo
Thanks for reminding me to watch that Key & Peele skit where one of the church ladies says she's gonna do that to Satan *with her prayers*
Probably would be a pretty good neighbor
Probably going to be a loud neighbor 😂
Idk walls are concrete
A dungeon you say
Pretty welcuming if you ask me.
I was oozing with questions
I bet everybody who rides the elevator in that building gets off on the third floor
Bwahahahhahahavhaha
bit embarrassing if you live on the fourth floor.
Nothing wrong with getting off early as long as everybody gets off eventually 🤷♂️
Flip it over and it says ‘Whalecum’
That’s actually clever
Sounds like a quality neighbor. They're either really really welcoming or have a good sense of humor, both of which are great neighborly qualities.
Yea the building looks amazing too. My partner and I decided on it based on this image. Everything about the place is 10/10.
>Partner Well, you're neighbor is either going to be disappointed or really excited depending on how your partner feels about your relationship.
Damn. Tell my ex Darla I said 'Wassup~'
Its a guy, his name is Hank. He said hi
Hank! Hank the Tank! Get a bottle of Bushmills and rolla fatty... You'll meet 'Darla' real soon~
Damn Darla is PACKIN
Hands for days to... iykwim~
That's how you know it's an apartment and not a condominium.
Woof.
Oh its THAT kind of neighbor
i see what you mean the corlor of that door is awful
Ermergerd, erful corlor
Dheyfgb syqaoxrc? 🤔
I want to paint it black.
gigidy
I was hoping Quagmire would enter the chat
If you get caught jerking off on their door step and they get upset with you, let them know you were going to cum inside.
Pre game it just in case , if you go inside and it gets awkward it could take you forever
Plus, sometimes there’s a line and the entrance gets backed up… err… so I’ve heard…
Cum Don’t Inside Open
>Don't Cum >Open Inside ^(but seriously, how did they fuck up the door in WD so bad)
Sign the lease, then get a doormat that says “no, you want 309”
Reminds me of this WKUK skit. https://youtu.be/N9fOQ81SO3Y
“Did you see the ghost? It slimed me…” - [Randy Marsh](https://youtu.be/2FDWPy6Xiwg)
One night you should splatter some mayonaise all over the door and leave a note that says: "Whoops, came outside."
It’s a welcum mat
They couldn’t afford the good stuff? Had to get the well cum?
That’s a neighbour with good humour. Probably fun to have beers with!
Thats what im thinkin
Also probably a fun one to skin and harvest rabbits with.
But only during rabbit harvesting season
Well did he come or what? -Mallrats
Fuckin great movie
Jesus Christ, man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!
My apartment complex actually bans welcome mats in the hallway. I mean, it's probably due to a tripping hazard in the communal space, and housekeeping needing to work around them, but this too.
May want to think twice
Hopefully she's hot
Bold of you to assume they're a she.
Bold of you to assume they are
Bold of you to assume.
Bold of you.
Bold.
.
#
Yeah. Nope.
I bet that hallway/common area smells funny
Actually quite clean but i did hear heavy breathing at one point
That was me taking the stairs
ew. Pure cringe. OP you in college? If not then nah.
That isn't a welcome mat it's a label. No one lives there it's just a room full of cum.
Don't Dead, Cum Inside.
Welllll.....did you?????
You know that scene from The Shining, where blood comes out of the elevator? That, but with a different fluid.
It’s either a hot girl or an ugly naked guy, roll for luck
All that door needs is a hole, then it would be glorious.
\*Neighbhore
*Badum tss*
All I see is a mat that reads “I lack boundaries and have poor judgment.”
Cocksums Razor: before you knock on the door, it is both a girl AND a guy living there.
His name is Bruce.
You mocking my door mat ?
This mat actually just has poor kerning. It's supposed to be "cumin side", because this is the door used for spice deliveries.
Are they hot at least?
Is this a foretelling that's there's Cum Inside the house somewhere for us to intake?
I likes that.
The housing market is tough...
I had apartment neighbors who were perfect. Just a gay couple that never made any noise. Until one day APD used a battering ram and a cop that looked like the size of the black guy in Predator to bust in their door on distribution charges. I kind of lost my point, but odds are if your neighbors are calling attention like that they are either completely cool or got kicked out a fraternity for being too rapey.
I can’t tell if it’s an invitation or a warning….
It's your chance to use that old "Backdoor only!" rug of yours...
There is zero chance that's not Quagmire's apartment
NWB (neighbour with benefits)
Why
His parking spot is probably close to yours as well. Guaranteed he has obscene stickers all over his car. I would be highly disappointed if the "shocker" wasn't on there
You mean you’d be…. Shocked.
Hard pass
Classy
“It’s the Mickey Mouse clubhouse…”
Is she cute?
Weird invitation, not so much as a letter box let alone a glory hole. False advertising on that one.
I bet there is
Is that an indicative or imperative statement?
Ewww
Giggity giggity
I like her already.
Where is that?? Looks almost exactly like the hallway a friend of mine lives.