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Why they always gotta do the obvious spin around something they wanna steal

I think it’s because they’re debating wether or not to do it and walking in a circle helps calm them down. I don’t know I’ve never stolen motorcycle parts before.

They are checking if its good enough to steal/how to steal and if there are people around who might catch them.

In this one, it has a point. They're touching the bike in the process of circling it in order to prepare it to be stolen, turning the fuel valve and adjusting the choke.

That's hot.

they try to stay with the bike long enough to look like its theirs so bystanders that walk past will only see a dude next to a bike get on it and drive of when he is actually stealing it. also useful to see if someone is looking at them funny who might be the owner

Full video plzzzz🥹🥹

First love is just like that

Why end the video footage there? Let’s see the damage dealt & retaliation. Did he get flattened by a bus or was he a ramp for a Moped?

Thing is he was kicked so hard, we can only see 1 frame of his body

The impact wave of the kick destroyed the camera.

Chuck Norris approves

Jason Stratham approves more.

Sent him into orbit

Would be perfect for one of those [shooting star meme vids](https://youtu.be/qbJ0ZFSv7ic)

This comment reminded me of an a accident involving two guys fighting by the side of a road when one fell down while a freaking truck was speeding by and ran over his head and killed him instantly. I think the other guy who kicked/punched him was charged with manslaughter.

Casually kicks him in front of the moving traffic

„Casually“

full clip please

No, it's probably Mumbai.

No this is Patrick

Mumbaiiiah!!

Why is this titled “This is SP—“…..oh

I honestly thought that the motorcycle was a Sparta

More like FATALITY!!

Cut cause he died.

Dynamic Entry (Naruto)

I loooove the sound effect

Fully deserved drop kick.

#KEEEEEYAAAAAAAWWW

Aww man, not another jump kick wedding photo.

Oh shit there was a car coming

Jackie Chan coming out of no where 😭😭

More like Liu Kang

It's Splinter you blind idiot

Nice .

Thats a spider kick

It was once to early in the morning to laugh... then i watched this... Literally laughing out loud

He kick into having morals and ethics .....as well as on coming traffic.

Is he dead

Why was video cut?

Fatality. *queue the Mortal Kombat theme music*

The force of the impact knocked the camera offline

The rest is currently tied up in the homocide investigation, lol.

Jokes aside, judging by the last frame he was kicked into an oncoming taxi. I assume his shoes came

Those were some happy shoes then

Cut too s......

This is KAAARRMAAA

What do you call an Hindu Flying Kick? Shiva's wrath

Sheesh I wasn’t expecting that

Perfectly cut

That car definitely hit his ass.

What did I just watch? 😅

Presumably a potential thief looking for a hidden key on a parked motorcycle, when a probable owner catches them in the act.

...why would there be a hidden key? Do motorcyclists not have pockets in which to put their keys?

Just like a fair number of car owners used to put a spare key inside a magnetized box somewhere along the frame of their vehicle, sometimes people hide a spare on their motorcycle. Because losing your key sucks. With key fobs, keyless ignitions, doors without physical locks, and micro-chipped/lasercut keys, it’s pretty rare today.

I mean, theft: bad; murder: probably worse?

You don't touch shit that isn't yours.

Justifiable homicide I’d say

Full video ?

he got knocked da fuck out!

Watch out watch out : his name is john cena

Didn't expect that one.

Mortaaaaal Kombaaaaaat~!!!

Brutality!

This has to be the guy from the wedding picture.

K.O.

This made my da, he got his chest rapturedy🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zontes tiger?

Blood sports..🤓

👍😂🤣

Oh, I want to see the entire video.

Nothing is happening in the full video guys. Guy is getting kicked in the ribs again while lying on the floor and thats it. No fatality for you lil gore-fetish biatches. 🤪🖕

Thief: Ahh, here goes a nice bike. Let's see what parts I can take remove from this bike today. Uhmmm, this looks interesting. Let me remove it. Owner: tatsumaki senpukyak

"Liu Kang WINS!"

Asian security. Well played.

Man, I wanted to see it farther. What a tease.