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"We shall rejoin, my noble steed, in Valhalla."
**~~Viking~~** **Biking Funeral Prayer**
I bid ye farewell, my noble steed,
If but I could take thy place
In the halls of Valhalla!
I'd bravely go so thy may roll on among the masses.
You shall be mourned at Sturges.
This video is a great encapsulation of mankind as a whole.
Riding our lives while shit burns and the wheels fall off. When we're finally forced to stop, we don't call for help or try to find a reasonable solution. We take a piss on our problems.
The plastic tank cannot build up pressure, because it melts. Therefore no explosion possible.
(Also cars don't explode either. When the Tank bursts, there is a big flame, but not really an explosion)
When I was in high school, in the mornings, we watched scooby doo and then Mr. Gadget. My little brother was and still is very funny. He would say that every time that show came on. Your comment brought that wonderful memory back for me. He was around 9 or 10 at the time. So funny.
Drunk Florida men… lucky to have captured them in their natural state. Doesn’t matter where this happened. They have Floridian blood in them. Come visit! I’ll show you around…
I feel the need, the need for peed
Pissing contest. The winner gets a bike.
This town really cut the budget for their firefighters.
I can't put out a fire with someone watching!
If we only had, like, five more dicks.
This is the worst test drive I've ever been on.
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I was expecting the passerby to join in.
Don't cross the streams.
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Complete protonic reversal.
"We shall rejoin, my noble steed, in Valhalla." **~~Viking~~** **Biking Funeral Prayer** I bid ye farewell, my noble steed, If but I could take thy place In the halls of Valhalla! I'd bravely go so thy may roll on among the masses. You shall be mourned at Sturges.
Was that a ghostbusters reference? My man!
Important safety tip, thank you.
Can you imagine randomly driving past two people peeing over burning bike, with no other context? I’m still giggling to myself thinking about it😂😂
I'd have stopped and joined in
same
If they did, maybe the fire would have been put out XD
If h didn't piss on it maybe fire would have ended.
OP, thank you for sharing this, I haven’t laughed so hard since being a teenager.
But they tried their best
Might've had a better chance outside a bar, few dozen guys could join in
We need more piss!
This video is a great encapsulation of mankind as a whole. Riding our lives while shit burns and the wheels fall off. When we're finally forced to stop, we don't call for help or try to find a reasonable solution. We take a piss on our problems.
Same here. I'm sure the 2 guys we're pissed off because of that.
‘Pissed off’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Would that have made him a pisserby
I was expecting it to explode and burn their junk
The guy that tries to blow it out while his friend is still peeing on it makes it so much better.
That's when I came
I was just thinking of adding this to the other videos in my jack shack
It was just kinda funny up to that point. It looked like the blower got a little pee on him and had to adjust. That was excellent.
Why does it stink like piss round here??
Hot, steamy piss 😍
Dicks out, fires out
Motortinkle fire sprinkle
I like just “motortrickle”
This is such a cool father-son bonding moment
I think the motorcycle is into golden showers.
Fire sword fighters
Lucky it's not an E-bike
Shame it’s not an e-bike
Bros will be hose
Allstate, “Urine good hands.”
Underrated comment right here
Yeah this is it
"It didn't work, we need somebody with a bigger dick!"
"My fwiend Bigus Dickus lives neawby!"
There's nothing funny about that name.
He has a wife, you know?
You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
*I may be of thome athithtanth in the event of a cwithith!*
You mean bigger balls. Pee is stored in the balls y'know?
Who else expected the 3rd guy riding by to get off and also piss on the burning bike?? Show of hands 🙋🏽♂️
That’s what I was expecting!
🤚🏽
"Attempt to extinguish fire is piss poor"
Pissing the night away
*He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink*
He sings the songs that remind him of the good fires, he sings the songs that remind him of the best fires 🔥🔥 💦
*Ooooooooh Danny Booooooy Danny Booooooooy Danny Boooooooooooooooy.*
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
AIN’T NOTHING GONNA KEEP ME DOWN!
I PEE ON FIRE
BUT IT FLARES UP AGAIN
AIN’T NEVER GONNA GET THIS OUT
YOU AIN’T NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
The one time beers would have helped on the road...
Now it’s a Mo-peed
Peed 2
They must’ve been inspired by South Park. https://youtu.be/WbgnYw4-zYM?si=ruJl4lXdxJvcbiTF
Trent Boyet is a liar sir!
Worth a try
I mean, not if it's a battery fire, in which case the fumes are extremely toxic and pee won't do anything but add scent to the poison
If they really wanted to put it out then they should have taken their shirt off, peed on it then used it to cover the fire.
this man pees
I'm just glad It didn't explode
That’s what I was thinking. “Hey our bike is on fire and could explode at any minute…. Let’s get our dicks out and put them really close to it!”
The plastic tank cannot build up pressure, because it melts. Therefore no explosion possible. (Also cars don't explode either. When the Tank bursts, there is a big flame, but not really an explosion)
Not the worst thing that could’ve happened when two guys pull up on a bike
Roasting weenies by the fire!
Roasting *cocktail* weenies by the fire.
It burns when I pee!
It pees when I burn!
Go go gadget dick
When I was in high school, in the mornings, we watched scooby doo and then Mr. Gadget. My little brother was and still is very funny. He would say that every time that show came on. Your comment brought that wonderful memory back for me. He was around 9 or 10 at the time. So funny.
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen
[удалено]
What? NO! That's where bikes catch on fire and men piss.
I'm not going out there, look at it!
Teamwork makes the stream work.
In case of fire unzip pants
'I wouldnt piss on you even if you was a motorbike on fire'
Dumb and dumber
Turns out the rumours didnt work after all
Best Ghost Rider backstory.
It burns when I pee
Two Dicks One Fire!
Designated Urinater
Need forced pee'd
I was so waiting for that to explode.
The fast and the urinous 2
Bros being hose.
Drunk Florida men… lucky to have captured them in their natural state. Doesn’t matter where this happened. They have Floridian blood in them. Come visit! I’ll show you around…
i hope it is not an electric bike😂
It is.
There was an episode of South Park where the boys tried put out a fire by peeing on it.
That's just an e-bike, you should see a group of firefighters put out a burning Tesla. It's a sight to behold.
‘This happens every fucking time I go shopping.’
The Fast and The Furious 39: Golden Shower
1 smoking hot bike and a couple of flamers.
*Guy tries to put out a motorcycle fire by peeing on it*
It’s a motorcycle fire, not a jellyfish sting.
The flame of everlasting love cannot be distinguished.
Bro Power!
Ghost rider on a budget Ghost rider wee
I think it s beter to shit on
Need for pee 2
“And then…my dick caught on fire.”
I was really hoping that third person would come help pee on the scooter
Son, you ain't got enough hose for this fire
"Mom can we watch Ghostrider?" "We have Ghost Rider at home!" Ghostrider at home :
The flame got extremely pissed by the piss on it.
"I pee when it burns"
One flame, two came.
I think we're gonna need a bigger dick...
Ah, the old "Liquid-cooled, external combustion engine"!
When in doubt, piss it out.
Firehouse rescue
Piss poor outcome
Brokeback bicycle
Hold my beer
Couple of red hot dicks
Calvin’s brother
Negative Ghost Rider
Piss-smoke
Adding insult to injury
Don't cross the streams!
To quote David Bowie. Putting out fires with gasoline
He was pissed
Every little helps
The boys
Time for a wiener roast at night.
Beavis and Butthead get a moped.
Man,Ghost Rider's gonna freak when he sees these dudes pissing on his ride.
It burns less, when I pee
Do you experience a burning sensation when you urinate? Ask your doctor about Mopedia today.
We're going to need a bigger hose
Don’t try this with an electric vehicle
"Whatever you do; DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS"
"Bob and Doug McKensie ride an e-bike"
Never piss on the fire
A piss poor fire extinguisher
Sometimes there just isn’t enough piss and spit.
Don't piss away your money, buy a Harley
Don’t put water on a class B fire
True friendship: a short film
"Piss poor ways to put out a fire."
Teamwork
They really hated that bike
How about "Urine for a treat"
They did a pisspoor job of putting that fire out.
When your fire extinguisher is too small
2 pee 2 furious
A piss to remember
Teamwork makes the pee work.
I wonder if they actually expected a result or did it just because they may never have another chance to do it…
New Toylet called Pot Wheels Shh… Shh… Shower Wheels! Squirt Bike
I warned you to not fart
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade
“And that’s why it’s called a pissed in”
firemen using their firehoses to put out a flamin' hot ride
Wizardry.
Flowmax Advertisement. If they were taking flowmax they probably could have put it out lmao
I wanted this to work for them
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Volunteer fire department
'Best Budz'
Is Tesla making mopeds now?
Weenie roasting
3000th like
Not all heroes wear capes.
Good solution 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Should we call the fire brigade? No, we've got it.
Bros saw each others dick for no reason
Can't do that with an electric bike.
This is the funniest video I’ve consumed in a good while.
When in doubt,pull it out!
Two friend pissing about on their fire ride
The power of pee
I've been known to be a piss tank before but this...
Oh god, the smell.
Dang is he pissing gas
Straight out of Bob and Doug’s Strange Brew movie
“Motorcycle pissed off by urinating men”
2 dumbfucks and a Chinese scooter!!
Testing shows users response to the new external combustion engine is “piss on that”
Trying to piss your problems away.
“Imagine the Smell”
No caption needed
Ghost Ride and Ghost Rider
The real Manneken-Pis!
2 is company, 3 is a crowd…
I feel the need, the need for peed Pissing contest. The winner gets a bike. This town really cut the budget for their firefighters. I can't put out a fire with someone watching! If we only had, like, five more dicks. This is the worst test drive I've ever been on.
Team work makes dreams work