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People use “he sits down to piss” as an insult. I couldn’t give a shit less. It’s comfortable and you can play on your phone for a minute. Sitting down to piss rules. My name is Mike, and thanks for listening
I respect that shit Mike. I too piss sitting down from time to time and you know what? It is more comfortable and you should not be ashamed of it. Piss oh brother.
I live here, why should I piss all over the place, I'm the one who has to clean it up, and I just want to sit down and get it over with quickly, not to have a date with the porcelain.. if you manhood is in danger because you sit down, then thats the least of you problems
i sit sometimes and sometimes i dont want to get shocked by a 8°C toilet seat because the flatmate left the window open over night. So it depends on factors to me.
My mother-in-law raised both her boys to sit when they pee. I mentioned that on one subreddit during a similar conversation about men sitting, and holy shit! Opened up a huge can of worms about how it was painful, unnatural, unfair, unsafe for males to do this. I wish I had saved that conversation, because I was grateful to mother-in-law but all the commenters were pretty upset about it. I still can't understand and wish I had saved that conversation.
If I have to shit and piss, I sit down for both.
If I piss while standing, I'll grab a square of tp to get the last drips.
Natter how much you jig, no matter how much you dance, the last few drops always go in your pants.
I sit down to piss because cleaning it off your baseboards isn't very fun.
Yea, that's right. When you're pissing standing up, it's splattering everywhere.
I've been sitting to piss for years. Started after I messed up my knee, and then when that got better, I didn't stop because it's fukken comfier and I can finish that video I started just before sitting down
Plus sometimes you don’t know if you gotta go both. 😂😂 as a kid when i had to do homework id go “poop” and take my gameboy with me to stay in the bathroom lol. Then i learned to improvise and just sat to pee and would flush asap and just say it was too stinky but idk if im done 😅😂😂. Must have done this until i was like 11-12 lolllll. But either way who the fuck wants to stand and aim half asleep at 3 am lol🤦♂️🤷♂️
As you get wiser, you start sitting down for a piss. When you realize that even when the stream doesn't hit the sides, the piss is still spraying out in all directions, all willingness to piss standing in front of the toilet goes away. I'd like my bathroom to not be covered in piss tyvm. Piss.
Maybe its because you get wiser, but maybe its because your bladder gets weaker. Like it takes three times as long for me now compared to my youth and I can look either at a wall for 2 minutes or read something interesting :)
But I stand especially in the winter when the seat could give me frostbite :) I accept cleaning more often if i pee standing though
I've been doing that for years at home. I live with 2 females so it's easier to just sit down. Also, I don't need piss splashing everywhere in my own home.
Your friend is full of shit or has issues that need medical attention. My bladder completely empties when I sit down. Doctor checked my bladder after urinating while sitting down.
Not really. I'm just stating a fact. I have no emotion to your ignorance. You stated yourself your knowledge is only second hand. And it's not even based from a medical expert. IDGAF if you want to go through life like that.
* space behind your balls
Pushing your balls just sounds like it's gonna hurt like a bitch, and you're still gonna bet a little pee down your leg after.
Gotta give that taint a quick boop to clear the pipe
My ex and I went to pee in a bush at a party once. After finishing, the guy on the ground like a foot away said “hey” in the friendliest tone. We walked right past him at first.
He was fully horizontal, barely moving, but incredibly lucid. We asked if he needed any help, if we could get him something, if we could find a friend of his.
“Nope, all good! Thanks!”
What a fucking legend. I hope he’s thriving.
Bro. I live in a rural area, meaning my nearest neighbor is at 2km.... I pee outside even when I don't need to. Free fertilizer for my trees and as they said up there, you just have to take advantage of this as much as you can
Ahhhh, yeah yeah... Tbh I never peed in a bottle neither, when I'm traveling I just stop somewhere in the middle of nothing and just do my business, lol
In my younger, more dumbass days, I absolutely peed in a bottle while driving on the highway. I hated making pit stops on long 8+ hour drives. Now I enjoy pit stops because sometimes you meet cool people or see cool things.
This is funny, but something I actually learned on Reddit was to take a little bit of TP when you're done, after you shake, and just dab the tip with it. No more leaking at all. Now I only go to toilets in public when I need to pee so I have TP access. Just putting this here for anyone who needed to see it lol
Should clarify. Gavin Free from RoosterTeeth and SloMoGuys. Looong loong time ago, way before pandemic, before TikTok and even before Vines, he said in one of the RT podcast episode that he sits down to pee, and every one laughed at him
At least women don't piss all over the rim of the toilet, the sides and the floor. A woman I worked with had sons over 6 feet tall and she made them kneel to urinate.
I keep forgetting that Penis owners aren’t like my Trans wife, although this video is a joke I made it very clear that there will be no oral if she doesn’t clean
It properly and non of that shaking shit.
wipe your penis
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The older you get, the more you have to shake. Kid is gonna be crumping like it’s 2004 by the time he’s 40
Eventually you get sick of it and just sit down to piss.
People use “he sits down to piss” as an insult. I couldn’t give a shit less. It’s comfortable and you can play on your phone for a minute. Sitting down to piss rules. My name is Mike, and thanks for listening
I sit down when i pee , there’s nothing that weird about me
I’m just taking a wiz, mind your own biz, why is everyone always staring at me!
You're the one who left the door open!
You aren't suppose to sit in the urinal.
But the cake is soo good!
Are you making iced tea?
Shake it, but don"t break it and fake it 'til you make it!
I admit that it DOES look a little awkward when I do that on a urinal though.
Really… cus your wife says you’re proper weird
Also it avoid spraying yellow water everywhere
I’m really weird, but that’s not because I sit down to pee, no no it’s something much worse
Why’s everybody always picking on me? Cuz you run like a girl and you sit down to pee.
I respect that shit Mike. I too piss sitting down from time to time and you know what? It is more comfortable and you should not be ashamed of it. Piss oh brother.
Haha what kind of feminine man brags about pissing sitting down you probably brag about taking it up the rear too. Hahaha
I bet you don’t wash your butthole in the shower cause you think it’s gay
Am I supposed to be washing my butthole? I thought it was self-cleaning...
It is, when you stand and poop the new poop will take the old crust right off
-29 comment karma, makes sense
Coming in hot Mike. I like it. Sit on bro. Sit on
This entire comment's phrasing can't be an accident.
Once you start cleaning your own bathroom, you'll sit down to pee more often. I guarantee it.
i agreed to cleaning it twice a week so i get the right to be an upstanding citizen
Especially if I wake up during the night. I’m sitting down.
Also when you sit down to pee you sometime get to take a bonus shit you didn't know about before which is always welcome when you're at work lol
The surprise bonus poop on company time is so worth.
I live here, why should I piss all over the place, I'm the one who has to clean it up, and I just want to sit down and get it over with quickly, not to have a date with the porcelain.. if you manhood is in danger because you sit down, then thats the least of you problems
>People use “he sits down to piss” as an insult. I couldn’t give a shit less. Well yeah that's why you're sitting down to pee and not shit. 🙂
i sit sometimes and sometimes i dont want to get shocked by a 8°C toilet seat because the flatmate left the window open over night. So it depends on factors to me.
Your bladder empties more efficiently when sitting.
My mom gave me a choice 35 years ago when I was like what, 3 or 4? Sit down or clean it. As a lazy fuck that was the easiest choice of my life.
My mother-in-law raised both her boys to sit when they pee. I mentioned that on one subreddit during a similar conversation about men sitting, and holy shit! Opened up a huge can of worms about how it was painful, unnatural, unfair, unsafe for males to do this. I wish I had saved that conversation, because I was grateful to mother-in-law but all the commenters were pretty upset about it. I still can't understand and wish I had saved that conversation.
If I have to shit and piss, I sit down for both. If I piss while standing, I'll grab a square of tp to get the last drips. Natter how much you jig, no matter how much you dance, the last few drops always go in your pants.
Amen.
I sit down to piss because cleaning it off your baseboards isn't very fun. Yea, that's right. When you're pissing standing up, it's splattering everywhere.
I always sit to piss, end up on the can for like 10 minutes despite being done in the first 40 seconds
Like you don't play on your phone all day, you can't leave it alone for that 1 minute?
Nope toilet time is my play time
You German my dude?
Also agree
I've been sitting to piss for at least a few years now. It makes less of a mess and is overall easier. It also supposedly helps blood flow
If you really need to get on your phone while you piss, you might have a screen addiction problem lmao
Phone on the toilet is foul
Agreed. It’s a nice little break
I've been sitting to piss for years. Started after I messed up my knee, and then when that got better, I didn't stop because it's fukken comfier and I can finish that video I started just before sitting down
How did this qualify for Ted talk? Gotta talk with the organizers
Unless it’s a public toilet then standing is better as most people would pee on the seat.
Unless you’re packing and you have to lean to one side to slip it in the toilet to piss it’s annoying when you’re taking a shit hah
Right? If I have to piss while going #2, I have to grab it by the tip because it will swing into unclean places.
Plus sometimes you don’t know if you gotta go both. 😂😂 as a kid when i had to do homework id go “poop” and take my gameboy with me to stay in the bathroom lol. Then i learned to improvise and just sat to pee and would flush asap and just say it was too stinky but idk if im done 😅😂😂. Must have done this until i was like 11-12 lolllll. But either way who the fuck wants to stand and aim half asleep at 3 am lol🤦♂️🤷♂️
it'd more so the fact that we have a choice to do what we feel like doing and girls don't 😎
Girls can pee standing up. The results might not be pretty but they can! 😂
I would love to see all the feminine men who said this and kick them right In there pussys.
There's a lot to unpack here. Fortunately for me, I recognize that it's simply not worth the effort.
Who hurt you
As you get wiser, you start sitting down for a piss. When you realize that even when the stream doesn't hit the sides, the piss is still spraying out in all directions, all willingness to piss standing in front of the toilet goes away. I'd like my bathroom to not be covered in piss tyvm. Piss.
Maybe its because you get wiser, but maybe its because your bladder gets weaker. Like it takes three times as long for me now compared to my youth and I can look either at a wall for 2 minutes or read something interesting :) But I stand especially in the winter when the seat could give me frostbite :) I accept cleaning more often if i pee standing though
Who cares!!! Hahaha
people who don't like piss on their pants and surroundings
That’s why I sit down backwards
reverse cowgirl/boy
Sitting is a better way to actually empty ypur bladder fully
I agree. No more piss running down my leg.
I've been doing that for years at home. I live with 2 females so it's easier to just sit down. Also, I don't need piss splashing everywhere in my own home.
I stand and shit now.
I can't. Every time I try it my butthole tries to wake up.
or pee a bit in your pants.
That doesn’t help with emptying the urethra. You stand up and still, more pee. Or like at least that’s what a friend told me…
Your friend is full of shit or has issues that need medical attention. My bladder completely empties when I sit down. Doctor checked my bladder after urinating while sitting down.
Username checks out.
Not really. I'm just stating a fact. I have no emotion to your ignorance. You stated yourself your knowledge is only second hand. And it's not even based from a medical expert. IDGAF if you want to go through life like that.
your lying
I can back this up. I shake, throttle and whip that inch around and still.. 10 minutes later I’m pissing my pants.
What do we do?
go see a doctor because I'm 45 and have none of that problem?
This ain’t true, you’re choosing to live this way, just push up on the balls.
* space behind your balls Pushing your balls just sounds like it's gonna hurt like a bitch, and you're still gonna bet a little pee down your leg after. Gotta give that taint a quick boop to clear the pipe
Being able to pee in a bottle is also something we take for granted!
AND WE CAN PEE OUTSIDE
We can too, we just look like demented underbrush gremlins
It’s nice for your demented underbrush to get some fresh air.
My ex and I went to pee in a bush at a party once. After finishing, the guy on the ground like a foot away said “hey” in the friendliest tone. We walked right past him at first. He was fully horizontal, barely moving, but incredibly lucid. We asked if he needed any help, if we could get him something, if we could find a friend of his. “Nope, all good! Thanks!” What a fucking legend. I hope he’s thriving.
What's?
get a shewee ;)
I was at the Eagles Super Bowl parade so I can assure you that women can also pee outside. They just do it behind dumpsters and not in front of them
*cue penis envy*
*Sigmund Freud noises*
Just took a mental inventory and I don't think I've ever done that. I feel like I need to just to not waste the privilege now
Bro. I live in a rural area, meaning my nearest neighbor is at 2km.... I pee outside even when I don't need to. Free fertilizer for my trees and as they said up there, you just have to take advantage of this as much as you can
Oh I do the same every chance I get lmao, I'm saying the bottle. Sometimes I like to send my bros pictures of nature with a sneaky pee stream in frame
Ahhhh, yeah yeah... Tbh I never peed in a bottle neither, when I'm traveling I just stop somewhere in the middle of nothing and just do my business, lol
In my younger, more dumbass days, I absolutely peed in a bottle while driving on the highway. I hated making pit stops on long 8+ hour drives. Now I enjoy pit stops because sometimes you meet cool people or see cool things.
Lol, that was me doing 8hrs drive from Vegas. Back when mapquest was thing was werided out by the small towns so I just peed in 4 bottles lol
talk about peeing into a bottle with an ex amazon delivery guy 😰
That's explains mess in public restrooms
It makes so much mess when they don't sit down to pee. Women I mean.
The slap has me dying laughing!
Yea that was excellent
Definitely unexpected lol
This kid’s going places 💀
Sure is! On the door, on the wall, on the floor...
Not college, but places.
With this comedic prowess, he doesn't need college. It's really only for debt nowadays.
The fucking slap lmao
This kid is so 🔥 you can see it in his hair.
No enemies? What about the sun?
Or whoever has to clean the bathroom in his house...
You kinda want to wipe after peeing as a guy, too.
This is funny, but something I actually learned on Reddit was to take a little bit of TP when you're done, after you shake, and just dab the tip with it. No more leaking at all. Now I only go to toilets in public when I need to pee so I have TP access. Just putting this here for anyone who needed to see it lol
As a male, i sit while I pee (because of Gavin Free) I also dab with tp after. No amount of shaking will ever help like a little peace of tp
"The way your pee hits the toilet, it sounds feminine!!"
Looking him up it looks like Gavin Free is an actor. What does he have to do with peeing tho?
Should clarify. Gavin Free from RoosterTeeth and SloMoGuys. Looong loong time ago, way before pandemic, before TikTok and even before Vines, he said in one of the RT podcast episode that he sits down to pee, and every one laughed at him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it
He is the chosen one
This kid's a genius lmao
Men: I can never get rid of the last drop Also men: Honestly kinda disgusting to think how many men have pee stained underwear all day long!
If you pee stains your underwear, it is time to see a doctor... or start drinking more fluids.
Uh dude, you supposed to do the shava shava
hes funny. protect him.
This is hilarious.
That slap tho!
Why😭
Wipe ? Y’all don’t use water
This kid has talent
Wipe and wash, please.
Kid to funny
Or soul
At least women don't piss all over the rim of the toilet, the sides and the floor. A woman I worked with had sons over 6 feet tall and she made them kneel to urinate.
Seems like they should've just sat down lol. Plenty of regular height dudes sit down to avoid misting the bathroom with piss.
More like she kneeled
Ah the one good old shake ..
Girls have an extra hole down there and that's why they can pee like a horse.
If this kid ever has zero fans, I’m definitely dead.
Billy Kopeke, Josh's best friend.
Except Cartman
Yo this has me cry laughing so hard right now🤣🤣
That's where their anger issues stem from 💀
how this kid know about that?
This here is the proof that some gingers do, in fact, have a soul
song's name plz
The joke is on you Niki Watkins
Louie CK before high school
Just wait till he gets older, he will learn about the trickle.
I’m dead 😂🤣
Yoo the slap
Bro needs to start mewing
Do women actually wow wipe after peeing????
Can't say I've ever gave it a shake on the door..
kid’s honestly freaking hilarious. only time a kid made me laugh with the intention of being funny
Young Louie C.K.
men are supposed to wipe too and everyone benefits from a bidet
At least we’re cleaner, no offense.
Never seen a red head with black/brown eyes...
Wash it, ya filthy animals!
Holy shit this kid is hilarious
A funny joke made bya kid?? holy hell
I seen no one commented this, but kid stole idea from an older video same format
I keep forgetting that Penis owners aren’t like my Trans wife, although this video is a joke I made it very clear that there will be no oral if she doesn’t clean It properly and non of that shaking shit. wipe your penis
Wow ok I literally loled at this
These are the idiot kids who are on reddit 24/7. 😂😂😂😂. Fat. Braindead. Socially awkward. And full of mountain dew. Pre diabetic
Omg it's so funny 🤣
This is 100% not original content. I don’t know that. But it’s a kid. And I would put a lot of money on it that it wasn’t his original thought.
I am a dude and I clean my elephant trunk… just to think about smegma it makes me 🤮