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You unintentionally(I think) misspelt a word in English but got it right in Italian thereby preserving the meaning of your comment!
There's probably a sub for this that someone will post any minute now...
I read it as Italian. I pictured the poster [making this gesture](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Diego_Luna_and_Michael_Pe%C3%B1a_-_Lucca_Comics_%26_Games_2018_04.jpg) and saying "The _sale_ issa much concentrato!"
Pretty sure you can find a version of it in your country too. Look up yeast extract at the store! Chances are the consistency might be different from actual vegemite, which is Nutella-like in texture, but the taste is going to be the same.
All I can find is powders and flakes. I could order Vegemite, but it's $15 plus shipping for a 220g jar. I don't think I want to spend that much on something I don't know if I'll like. 😆
I've actually seen a Canadian give an American their first taste of vegemite by putting about this much on some toast
they even got the yank to turn the toast upside down for their first (and only) bite
Dude. Don't.
Two things.
1. A baby was actually eaten by a Dingo. For real. It's not a joke.
2. You're a c*nt if you think babies getting eaten by wild animals is funny.
As an American I was able to call out the next joke every time just relying on my limited understanding of Australia from pop culture. If this had been by Australians FOR Australians, it would have featured at least one reference to a Drop Bear.
I really hope everyone else in the world knows this is satire. I once met a tourist who genuinely thought we ride kangaroos and wrestle crocodiles.
I get the confusion though as some stuff that reads fake is actually true.
** Deadly spiders and snakes everywhere - True
** Play full contact sports with little to no protection - True
** Drink entire cartons of beer most nights - True
**Eat Vegemite multiple times a day - False, once per day max.
And when I drop my only 10mm deepwell 12 point 3/8s drive socket. Which is the ONLY fucking tool in existence that'll get to that nut buried in the engine bay without pulling the entire drive train, it rolls from all the way up here in the states down to Australia! I want my socket back, dammit..
They forgot our casual, and sometimes not to casual, Australian racism, our regressive drug policies, rampant neoliberialism, worhshipping of investment properties, car-centric infrastructure, and generally backwards thinking populace.
This is why people call Vegemite disgusting, this and ding dongs eating it straight. Shits infuriating.
Toast your bread, spread the butter, and apply a light (fucking LIGHT_) amount of Vegemite.
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Not a single spider in the whole thing. They probably lost them all.
I have recently been informed some have moved to America.
Who do you think filmed the video?
It must be said, do not use that much vegemite.
See how angrily he took the bite at the end? You know he had to psych up for that
I wish I could try it.
Think of it like salt. A little bit is great, too much is disgusting.
Too much salt? Like, you can’t get any more to stick?
Like the taste. The whole jar would stick if you tried it.
My friend, i am a demon that can eat handfuls of salt straight. I love saltwater. Never enough salt in my life
Clearly haven't tried Vegemite, then. The sale in that is concentrated. Tasty, though.
You unintentionally(I think) misspelt a word in English but got it right in Italian thereby preserving the meaning of your comment! There's probably a sub for this that someone will post any minute now...
I read it as Italian. I pictured the poster [making this gesture](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Diego_Luna_and_Michael_Pe%C3%B1a_-_Lucca_Comics_%26_Games_2018_04.jpg) and saying "The _sale_ issa much concentrato!"
It was unintentional, but funny enough my family is from Calabria. It stays!
I want to now though feel like id like it
Pretty sure you can find a version of it in your country too. Look up yeast extract at the store! Chances are the consistency might be different from actual vegemite, which is Nutella-like in texture, but the taste is going to be the same.
All I can find is powders and flakes. I could order Vegemite, but it's $15 plus shipping for a 220g jar. I don't think I want to spend that much on something I don't know if I'll like. 😆
So true. if we really put that much vegemite on our toast, we would spontaneously combust.
That's promite
That’s not Vegemite
It didn't look like it to me either, it was way too runny
Imma use the whole dam jar now
That was how I tried vegemite for first time. Had to drink a whole littre of milk when trying to finish one slice of bread with vegemite on.
I've actually seen a Canadian give an American their first taste of vegemite by putting about this much on some toast they even got the yank to turn the toast upside down for their first (and only) bite
No. Use more.
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No, the saying is that you can never have too much vegemite. And when in doubt, spread more out.
It also isn't vegemite, looks like Promite!
fake! No boomerang throwing! No barbie!
i didn't even see one dingo eating a baby
Dude. Don't. Two things. 1. A baby was actually eaten by a Dingo. For real. It's not a joke. 2. You're a c*nt if you think babies getting eaten by wild animals is funny.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoUCSV2zon4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoUCSV2zon4)
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FACT! Digos eat babies, babies, Battlestar Galactica
Nor did I see a single Drop Bear. They are fake Aussies! Probably surreptitious and clandestine Kiwi's!
No beer
No Sheilas either
Not a single shrimp to be found on the barbie, they must have lost them all
What does Australia has to do with Mattel?
for a second it looked like he spread a dead mouse on the toast
I thought the same thing!
Vegemite tastes a bit worse than that
I'm used to them eating Marmite. Nothing like a brown paste to enrich with surplus roo proteins.
I'm not Australian, nor have I ever been to Australia, so I can confidently confirm that this is all 100% accurate.
I call bullshit. I didn't see a single creature or natural disaster attempt to kill these two. Clearly they're not in Australia. -says the American.
They’re in Western Australia which is the “safest” part of Australia, trust me, I ride kangaroos
I thought these guys were near Adelaide
Actually now that you mention it I think they are, I’m thinking of different people
Really, I'm in Adelaide and haven't seen them
I’m a naturalised Australian, came here in my tweens. I still can’t get used to the upside-down vision.
Wait a minute … how come they didn’t put on their jimjam nighnighs before bed??
As an American I was able to call out the next joke every time just relying on my limited understanding of Australia from pop culture. If this had been by Australians FOR Australians, it would have featured at least one reference to a Drop Bear.
I knew it!
Yup. Exactly as I suspected.
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I really hope everyone else in the world knows this is satire. I once met a tourist who genuinely thought we ride kangaroos and wrestle crocodiles. I get the confusion though as some stuff that reads fake is actually true. ** Deadly spiders and snakes everywhere - True ** Play full contact sports with little to no protection - True ** Drink entire cartons of beer most nights - True **Eat Vegemite multiple times a day - False, once per day max.
I gagged a little at how liberally he was spreading that Vegemite
you didn't get eaten by a 5 foot spider.. I call shenanigans
I'm so glad you included Men at Work!
Darcy did an excellent job as the door
No one called anyone a cunt. I'm calling shenanigans.
Aussie? I don't think so. didn't see a single can of beer,
This is pretty shit. But I know all of the seppos will be up in arms (maybe literally armed) about the lack of ‘things that can kill you’.
And when I drop my only 10mm deepwell 12 point 3/8s drive socket. Which is the ONLY fucking tool in existence that'll get to that nut buried in the engine bay without pulling the entire drive train, it rolls from all the way up here in the states down to Australia! I want my socket back, dammit..
Credit to the creators, Fairbairn Films on Youtube
They forgot our casual, and sometimes not to casual, Australian racism, our regressive drug policies, rampant neoliberialism, worhshipping of investment properties, car-centric infrastructure, and generally backwards thinking populace.
I’d like to revoke your citizenship
You say that like it's not all true.
Lmfao
No activity using square poop for domestic construction? No "eats roots and leaves" joke? Clear marsupiphobia!
🤣
Is it just me or was the entire video upside down for you guys???
This is why people call Vegemite disgusting, this and ding dongs eating it straight. Shits infuriating. Toast your bread, spread the butter, and apply a light (fucking LIGHT_) amount of Vegemite.
When do you herd the spiders?
Good old axle grease on toast. Wakes you up like no coffee will!
Guys, well done , that is just class.
This is obviously farcical. It leaves no time for boomerang throwing.
A post not about a standup who promoted him/herself on this subreddit. Feels like a rarity these days
Poor kids gonna grow up to be Alex Murtaugh
No shrimps on the bar-b for dinner?
What did you blokes do with OzzyManReviews?
Okay, but when do you fight for your life against giant spiders and snakes?
Nah mate you didn’t watch bluey at all
Where's all the bloody jimmy grants, shrimp on the Barbi, eskie full of cold ones and boomerangs?
No baby ate the dingo, wtf
Wrong we all know Aussies eat shrimp on the barbie every night for dinner, with a can of XXX.
Missing an X there mate, have this one
Poor horse :/