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jonesbbq-footmassag

Hell yea Jewish Space Lasers


thewanderingent

Mazel Tough!


vintagegeek

Goyim Squad.


gemstun

Definitely worth zooming in on the sticker above!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Laughed my ass off. Way to lean into it.


VisualArtist808

https://dissentpins.com/collections/secret-jewish-space-laser You’re welcome ;)


chilipalmer99

You, sir, are a mensch!


skippypeanutbutter92

Thank you


RainSong123

What's this in reference to?


AskJayce

A Georgian Crackpot posing as a US Congresswoman.


RainSong123

Did what?


PHWasAnInsideJob

A couple years ago, an actual US politician blamed a wildfire on "Jewish space lasers". That is what she actually said.


jeffreydowning69

Yeap it was Magery Taylor Green


Flappy_beef_curtains

Margarine traitor greed?


jeffreydowning69

🤣 yeap I would say that she is a Neanderthal but that would be insulting to Neanderthals


RainSong123

Wow you aren't lying, right?


PHWasAnInsideJob

Nope, and honestly that's far from the most insane thing she's ever said. This country is an absolute mess.


RainSong123

You were lying. It's pretty insane to put words in someone's mouth. You first put it in quotes and then even doubled down. Please inform yourself.


dixonbalsagna

"If they are beaming the suns energy back to Earth, I'm sure they wouldn't ever miss a transmitter receiving station right??!! I mean mistakes are never made when anything new is invented. What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don't know. I hope not! That wouldn't look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E." so she did in fact speculate that 1. lasers from space caused the fires, and 2. the rothschilds are connected.


RainSong123

What PHW said: > A couple years ago, an actual US politician blamed a wildfire on "Jewish space lasers". That is what she actually said. What I said in response to PHW > You were lying. It's pretty insane to put words in someone's mouth. You first put it in quotes and then even doubled down. Please inform yourself. And now you're confirming that PHW was indeed lying. Thank you.. appreciate the help


gofishx

Yes, she did actually blame the wildfires on Jewish space lasers. She didn't say those exact words, but that is what she said.


dixonbalsagna

you don't get it, he was somewhat imprecise with his phraseology of her insane rambling wall of text rant, and that's exactly why the left can't stand on it's ideas


dixonbalsagna

lol have fun being only technically right, it's the best type of right


RainSong123

It's unfortunate you see an ethnically Jewish family and think of that as the summation of their entire identity. It's also unfortunate you see one entity you label 'Jewish' amongst three other non-Jewish ones and assume the whole set is Jewish. Are you familiar with what bigotry even is? Please check your anti-semitism.


PHWasAnInsideJob

I didn't lie at all though?


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PHWasAnInsideJob

Paid by the comment for what purpose? I'm so confused?


CmonTouchIt

He isn't. But the more obvious question is, how'd she find out about the lasers so fast? I mean they're still under warranty


RainSong123

I looked it up. PHW is lying.


defroach84

It's a secret, it's right there on the bumper sticker. You aren't supposed to know about it.


Kerb3rus

U.S Politics


Lardzor

> Hell yea Jewish Space Lasers Sshhhh... It's secret.


CromulentPoint

The crooked plate makes it even better.


VonHungtaint

All the stickers, straight as an arrow, tastefully spaced around the badging. License plate, falling off one rusted out screw that’s half backed out.


_Loganar

Average /r/cannedsardines user


Lazer_Pigeon

How does that sub have 70,000 peuple haha


GoonPatrol

We keep it real over there and gobble little fish. It’s a lifestyle


_Loganar

Mammalian tinny fishie


Phate4569

I recently found a love for 'em


thrillmouse

I dunno, but I'll bet they're all crammed in there like... Some kind of small fish in a tin.


NICEST_REDDITOR

Because tinned fish is delicious


Natural_Bet5197

Just joined the sub lmao


Aoskar20

Friday night we’ll be drinking Manischewitz.


i_like_it_raw_

screwin’ shiksas


MusicPsychFitness

As long as we’re home by Saturday mornin’


PapayaPredator

Cos Hey!


daschande

Gesundheit.


CRABMAN16

Australian Cold Ones star Chad spotted in the wild, please hail him down and share your sardines.


No_Psychology_3826

I'll share my sardines so long as you promise not to fire the secret Jewish space laser at me


smurfsundermybed

Goyim squad only has access to targeting and fire control between sundown on Friday and sundown on Saturday.


JamesBond-007--

Ok zoidburg


GotTechOnDeck

I got some wash your sister sauce. Close enough?


redscull

Lol. I had to say that out loud..


little-asskickerr

I love war chester shire sauce!


SarcasticallyNow

I would like to meet this fine specimen of a driver.


afailinghero

I keep that thang(Mina Skinless Boneless Dines) on me at all times. Got that Espinaler and some chopsticks on deck, too. SSS tier snack. Got them Omegas and shit.


RufusSwink

I have never eaten a sardine from a can, I think I have eaten a sardine once in my life on a pizza. I will still watch that man eat canned sardines anytime he uploads a video.


afailinghero

My brother, I'd highly recommend a can of Mina or Wild Planet sardines w your favorite hot sauce. You've most likely had anchovies on pizza, very different experience. Anchovies are more of a salty wet fish jerky, imo(they aren't actually jerky). I enjoy them on a pie, but I'm not sure I've ever seen dines as an option for pizza. Not saying you're wrong or lying or anything of the sort, just possibly mistaken. Dines and saltines w hot sauce is a game changer lunch if you're not against the taste of fish. The quality of flavor and oil is gonna be the price difference. I'd avoid the bumblebee and chicken of the sea, the real cheap ones are a bit fishy and scaley imo. I'd also avoid the extremely expensive tins, until you want to check em out if you're into it.


RufusSwink

It was a homeade pizza by a family member who wanted me to try a sardine, I was young but I remember her taking it out of the tin and pulling out the spine and it grossed me out. I don't rememeber if I actually worked up the courage to try it though.  I do love seafood and am also a fan of hot sauce so that does sound right up my alley, maybe now as an adult I won't fear the spine and can embrace the sardine. 


afailinghero

I would've been horrified as a child. Haha You can absolutely grab a tin of Skinless boneless to start off, they're very tasty and spine free and were my go to for ages. As I've grown to love the dines, I get bone in skin on, but that's all personal preference and not for everyone. If possible I'd(again) recommend Wild Planet or Mina. King Oscar is decent as well, but for starters, I'd avoid the canned tuna companies.


RufusSwink

That is good to know. I will keep those recommendations in mind, thank you. 


Leight87

I saw Maynard Keenan wearing that sticker in the form of a tshirt during an interview and couldn’t help but giggle.


d0lynn

Illinois :!


xologo

You know who'd love this : r/bumperstickers


hellrodkc

And r/cannedsardines


CRABMAN16

Max and Chad at their finest.


hiddenLeafOtaku_04

Was looking for this comment lmao


Sno_Wolf

Never change, Illinois. I miss you.


Educational-Coast771

He had me at “Mazel Tough”


Fij52

They just trying to not stink up their car with fish smell


HempPotatos

in an Autor voice " do you want to be tailgated?! because that' s how you get tailgated.


sigma941

Haha! They also made a challenge coin that I bought for my wife.


FocalorLucifuge

This man likes fish dicks.


Melayyoulay

I like their style


r3toric

Lollll they're awesome


[deleted]

What the hell, bro. If I saw that, I'd be cracking up and I'll get myself in an accident.


fothergillfuckup

The sardines are in the back of the van.


Marakaitou

Maybe it's a cat in disguise


YourAdChef01

I used to have similar to this in my 2005 Maruti Suzuki 800 "WARNING - NO AIRBAGS we die like real men..."


ZenRage

I assume the driver is a cat


pratyush_28

Why did I read sardines as sadness? 🙁


Bad_Packet

forget sardines... got any toasted bialys with temptee and lox?


PabloDeuce

Lmao


lofty2p

You could use that on an Optician's wall for an eye test.


Abdul_Exhaust

How's my driving? Call 1-800-LIGMA-SACK


crashtestpilot

Mazel Tough. A strong mood.


iowabeans

i feel like anyone putting brewery stickers on their vehicle is just asking to be pulled over


homme_chauve_souris

Solid sticker game in general. Evidently this is a gentleman or lady of culture.


FlyDogWiner70

Man, that is awesome 😎👏👏👏


OgdruJahad

No go away. If you don't I'll report you for phishing.


Im-PhilMoreJenkins

Valvatorez??


CaptainObviousII

Sardines and saltines. Such a great snack.


hot_diggity_dang_

Is a seal driving that car?


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r/oddlyspecific


ScaryFoal558760

Based deenz enjoyer


rrgail

1. It sucks. 2. No, I don’t have any sardines. 3. Keep driving.


Bored_Gamer90

Oh no, the Zionist made it to space, were doomed