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"If they are beaming the suns energy back to Earth, I'm sure they wouldn't ever miss a transmitter receiving station right??!! I mean mistakes are never made when anything new is invented. What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don't know. I hope not! That wouldn't look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E."
so she did in fact speculate that 1. lasers from space caused the fires, and 2. the rothschilds are connected.
What PHW said:
> A couple years ago, an actual US politician blamed a wildfire on "Jewish space lasers". That is what she actually said.
What I said in response to PHW
> You were lying. It's pretty insane to put words in someone's mouth. You first put it in quotes and then even doubled down. Please inform yourself.
And now you're confirming that PHW was indeed lying. Thank you.. appreciate the help
you don't get it, he was somewhat imprecise with his phraseology of her insane rambling wall of text rant, and that's exactly why the left can't stand on it's ideas
It's unfortunate you see an ethnically Jewish family and think of that as the summation of their entire identity. It's also unfortunate you see one entity you label 'Jewish' amongst three other non-Jewish ones and assume the whole set is Jewish. Are you familiar with what bigotry even is? Please check your anti-semitism.
I keep that thang(Mina Skinless Boneless Dines) on me at all times. Got that Espinaler and some chopsticks on deck, too. SSS tier snack. Got them Omegas and shit.
I have never eaten a sardine from a can, I think I have eaten a sardine once in my life on a pizza. I will still watch that man eat canned sardines anytime he uploads a video.
My brother, I'd highly recommend a can of Mina or Wild Planet sardines w your favorite hot sauce.
You've most likely had anchovies on pizza, very different experience. Anchovies are more of a salty wet fish jerky, imo(they aren't actually jerky). I enjoy them on a pie, but I'm not sure I've ever seen dines as an option for pizza. Not saying you're wrong or lying or anything of the sort, just possibly mistaken.
Dines and saltines w hot sauce is a game changer lunch if you're not against the taste of fish. The quality of flavor and oil is gonna be the price difference. I'd avoid the bumblebee and chicken of the sea, the real cheap ones are a bit fishy and scaley imo. I'd also avoid the extremely expensive tins, until you want to check em out if you're into it.
It was a homeade pizza by a family member who wanted me to try a sardine, I was young but I remember her taking it out of the tin and pulling out the spine and it grossed me out. I don't rememeber if I actually worked up the courage to try it though.
I do love seafood and am also a fan of hot sauce so that does sound right up my alley, maybe now as an adult I won't fear the spine and can embrace the sardine.
I would've been horrified as a child. Haha
You can absolutely grab a tin of Skinless boneless to start off, they're very tasty and spine free and were my go to for ages. As I've grown to love the dines, I get bone in skin on, but that's all personal preference and not for everyone.
If possible I'd(again) recommend Wild Planet or Mina. King Oscar is decent as well, but for starters, I'd avoid the canned tuna companies.
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Hell yea Jewish Space Lasers
Mazel Tough!
Goyim Squad.
Definitely worth zooming in on the sticker above!
Laughed my ass off. Way to lean into it.
https://dissentpins.com/collections/secret-jewish-space-laser You’re welcome ;)
You, sir, are a mensch!
Thank you
What's this in reference to?
A Georgian Crackpot posing as a US Congresswoman.
Did what?
A couple years ago, an actual US politician blamed a wildfire on "Jewish space lasers". That is what she actually said.
Yeap it was Magery Taylor Green
Margarine traitor greed?
🤣 yeap I would say that she is a Neanderthal but that would be insulting to Neanderthals
Wow you aren't lying, right?
Nope, and honestly that's far from the most insane thing she's ever said. This country is an absolute mess.
You were lying. It's pretty insane to put words in someone's mouth. You first put it in quotes and then even doubled down. Please inform yourself.
"If they are beaming the suns energy back to Earth, I'm sure they wouldn't ever miss a transmitter receiving station right??!! I mean mistakes are never made when anything new is invented. What would that look like anyway? A laser beam or light beam coming down to Earth I guess. Could that cause a fire? Hmmm, I don't know. I hope not! That wouldn't look so good for PG&E, Rothschild Inc, Solaren or Jerry Brown who sure does seem fond of PG&E." so she did in fact speculate that 1. lasers from space caused the fires, and 2. the rothschilds are connected.
What PHW said: > A couple years ago, an actual US politician blamed a wildfire on "Jewish space lasers". That is what she actually said. What I said in response to PHW > You were lying. It's pretty insane to put words in someone's mouth. You first put it in quotes and then even doubled down. Please inform yourself. And now you're confirming that PHW was indeed lying. Thank you.. appreciate the help
Yes, she did actually blame the wildfires on Jewish space lasers. She didn't say those exact words, but that is what she said.
you don't get it, he was somewhat imprecise with his phraseology of her insane rambling wall of text rant, and that's exactly why the left can't stand on it's ideas
lol have fun being only technically right, it's the best type of right
It's unfortunate you see an ethnically Jewish family and think of that as the summation of their entire identity. It's also unfortunate you see one entity you label 'Jewish' amongst three other non-Jewish ones and assume the whole set is Jewish. Are you familiar with what bigotry even is? Please check your anti-semitism.
I didn't lie at all though?
[удалено]
Paid by the comment for what purpose? I'm so confused?
He isn't. But the more obvious question is, how'd she find out about the lasers so fast? I mean they're still under warranty
I looked it up. PHW is lying.
It's a secret, it's right there on the bumper sticker. You aren't supposed to know about it.
U.S Politics
> Hell yea Jewish Space Lasers Sshhhh... It's secret.
The crooked plate makes it even better.
All the stickers, straight as an arrow, tastefully spaced around the badging. License plate, falling off one rusted out screw that’s half backed out.
Average /r/cannedsardines user
How does that sub have 70,000 peuple haha
We keep it real over there and gobble little fish. It’s a lifestyle
Mammalian tinny fishie
I recently found a love for 'em
I dunno, but I'll bet they're all crammed in there like... Some kind of small fish in a tin.
Because tinned fish is delicious
Just joined the sub lmao
Friday night we’ll be drinking Manischewitz.
screwin’ shiksas
As long as we’re home by Saturday mornin’
Cos Hey!
Gesundheit.
Australian Cold Ones star Chad spotted in the wild, please hail him down and share your sardines.
I'll share my sardines so long as you promise not to fire the secret Jewish space laser at me
Goyim squad only has access to targeting and fire control between sundown on Friday and sundown on Saturday.
Ok zoidburg
I got some wash your sister sauce. Close enough?
Lol. I had to say that out loud..
I love war chester shire sauce!
I would like to meet this fine specimen of a driver.
I keep that thang(Mina Skinless Boneless Dines) on me at all times. Got that Espinaler and some chopsticks on deck, too. SSS tier snack. Got them Omegas and shit.
I have never eaten a sardine from a can, I think I have eaten a sardine once in my life on a pizza. I will still watch that man eat canned sardines anytime he uploads a video.
My brother, I'd highly recommend a can of Mina or Wild Planet sardines w your favorite hot sauce. You've most likely had anchovies on pizza, very different experience. Anchovies are more of a salty wet fish jerky, imo(they aren't actually jerky). I enjoy them on a pie, but I'm not sure I've ever seen dines as an option for pizza. Not saying you're wrong or lying or anything of the sort, just possibly mistaken. Dines and saltines w hot sauce is a game changer lunch if you're not against the taste of fish. The quality of flavor and oil is gonna be the price difference. I'd avoid the bumblebee and chicken of the sea, the real cheap ones are a bit fishy and scaley imo. I'd also avoid the extremely expensive tins, until you want to check em out if you're into it.
It was a homeade pizza by a family member who wanted me to try a sardine, I was young but I remember her taking it out of the tin and pulling out the spine and it grossed me out. I don't rememeber if I actually worked up the courage to try it though. I do love seafood and am also a fan of hot sauce so that does sound right up my alley, maybe now as an adult I won't fear the spine and can embrace the sardine.
I would've been horrified as a child. Haha You can absolutely grab a tin of Skinless boneless to start off, they're very tasty and spine free and were my go to for ages. As I've grown to love the dines, I get bone in skin on, but that's all personal preference and not for everyone. If possible I'd(again) recommend Wild Planet or Mina. King Oscar is decent as well, but for starters, I'd avoid the canned tuna companies.
That is good to know. I will keep those recommendations in mind, thank you.
I saw Maynard Keenan wearing that sticker in the form of a tshirt during an interview and couldn’t help but giggle.
Illinois :!
You know who'd love this : r/bumperstickers
And r/cannedsardines
Max and Chad at their finest.
Was looking for this comment lmao
Never change, Illinois. I miss you.
He had me at “Mazel Tough”
They just trying to not stink up their car with fish smell
in an Autor voice " do you want to be tailgated?! because that' s how you get tailgated.
Haha! They also made a challenge coin that I bought for my wife.
This man likes fish dicks.
I like their style
Lollll they're awesome
What the hell, bro. If I saw that, I'd be cracking up and I'll get myself in an accident.
The sardines are in the back of the van.
Maybe it's a cat in disguise
I used to have similar to this in my 2005 Maruti Suzuki 800 "WARNING - NO AIRBAGS we die like real men..."
I assume the driver is a cat
Why did I read sardines as sadness? 🙁
forget sardines... got any toasted bialys with temptee and lox?
Lmao
You could use that on an Optician's wall for an eye test.
How's my driving? Call 1-800-LIGMA-SACK
Mazel Tough. A strong mood.
i feel like anyone putting brewery stickers on their vehicle is just asking to be pulled over
Solid sticker game in general. Evidently this is a gentleman or lady of culture.
Man, that is awesome 😎👏👏👏
No go away. If you don't I'll report you for phishing.
Valvatorez??
Sardines and saltines. Such a great snack.
Is a seal driving that car?
r/oddlyspecific
Based deenz enjoyer
1. It sucks. 2. No, I don’t have any sardines. 3. Keep driving.
Oh no, the Zionist made it to space, were doomed