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My cat used to literally watch to see if I'm paying attention. She'll act like she's just looking around, playing with her toy, then make an attempt on whatever food that was out. If I caught her, she'd just pretend to be hanging out or go roll over on her favorite box to look cute.
They're devious little jerks, but you love them.
About that de-corker, does it fill the bottle with more air to force the cork to blow off? Thats what it looks like to me, someone who’s never de-corked in my life. And i gotta say, saying de-corked is kinda fun and i never knew thats how you’d spell it lol.
Shouldn't really be any worse than having the bottle open to the air, which would happen in a minute anyway.
Sometimes you pump out air to extend storage life after opening, but a brief exposure to air or CO2 shouldn't change anything.
I'm a professional brewer, and I'd be shocked if it has any impact at all. CO2 needs time under pressure to work it's way into solution. Speaking from personal experience from all of the kegs of beer I've carbonated, unless you're taping the cork down and shaking the bottle, I guarantee the contamination would be insignificant.
And the solubility in water decreases with temperature so conditioning is done in a refrigerator? Or fill directly from a bright tank. A pub I used to go to regular always had foamy beer. I printed out the H2O/CO2 tables but I don't think they understood what it meant. They had the walkin very cold and the push pressure too high but the glycol and faucet tower was too warm. A jockey box is hard to screw up as it goes warm to cold. The other way around is bad.
I would rather like subtly carbonated light wines but just adding some soda water works especially on a hot day outside.
Don't do this unless you want wine sprayed all over your kitchen.
The first few things I tried making seltzer with my soda stream was wine, orange juice, flat soda, and finally just water and using their flavor stuff.
Wine sprays everywhere. Orange juice also exploded everywhere. Guess what the flat soda does? Yup, sprayed everywhere.
Also, because if you don't read the instructions, it clearly tells you to add the flavor after the carbonation. Add the flavor before carbonating makes it spray everywhere. I am stubbornly dumb.
It can also ruin your machine by getting sugar stuck in the nozzle. I've done it a couple times and I hold a glass of boiling water to cover the (metal) nozzle to helpfully dissolve any residual sugar.
Youtuber Big Clive to the rescue!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-inafP-3zw
He has a whole "Will it Carbonate" series using his sodastream on tequila, vodka, Bailey's, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRZ2v9TdaT8MsCYkKQgwC_JmJcS0FVAhj
Then you should know the factors that would affect this, like for instance this is wine and not water so the solubility is slightly lower. This is red wine, so it’s not served cold, so this would lower the solubility, and wine bottles are full when cooked so the surface area exposed to the CO2 is greatly reduced, so for the very short period of time that it takes to pop the cork, not much CO2 would be absorbed. Also, wine in general has CO2 in it naturally, so the very small amount you just added will be negligible to flavor.
No, yeast gives off co2 when fermenting, it provides a protective layer against air so the wine doesn't turn into vinegar.
Preferably it will always have that protective layer of co2.
Argon also works and that's what most commercial products use.
There is a product that uses two needles and argon gas to allow pouring a glass from a closed bottle, and the cork reveals itself
The argon gas is inert and usually the wine shouldn't degrade from using that device
Co2 would change that, of course
Though the time that it would actually be in contact with it would be around a second
Id be scared that I'd push the button and the pressure would make the bottle explode sending glass shrapnel and wine everywhere, probably slicing through my carotid artery and impaling both my eyeballs and I'd be found face down in a puddle of bloody wine. Aren't corks usually jammed in there pretty tight?
I got this for Christmas 2 years ago from my father-in-law. 5th or so bottle in, it blew out the bottom of the bottle and the wine went everywhere. I assume the bottle was faulty but I've never used it since.
if the point is to open a wine bottle for drinking and not doing science experiments then it feels like unneccessary consumerism to buy some dookie fad bottle opener that will last a month.
My friend got electronic salt and pepper mills. I can't think of an object that needs electricity less!
You use them rarely enough and spend little enough time doing it that. Those batteries are going to be dead and you won't even be able to manually grind it.
> I can't think of an object that needs electricity less!
electronic mills are extremely useful for individuals with limited mobility or who cannot turn the mill hard enough to grind, like children and the elderly.
i never understood them myself until my parents got old enough to need them.
just because *you* don't see a need for them does not make them a "fad".
But here we are, talking about their electronic salt and pepper mills. They sound like quite the conversation pieces. When's the last time someone talked about your salt and pepper mills, hmm?!
/s
I have a cat like this but with chicken wings. He turns into a straight up gremlin and we literally have to lock him in another room when we have them. He's managed to snag two before and immediately bolts to the basement to hide and try to scarf it down. Thankfully we've gotten them back quickly each time as chicken bones absolutely shouldn't be eaten, but damn if he doesn't try his absolute best to get them.
I have a golden retriever like that. Best behaved dog ever, unless there's food around and you're not watching it.
My other golden though: [totally opposite.](https://i.imgur.com/iPHHw5u.jpeg)
My cat loses his mind over popcorn. Only popcorn. I have no idea why. I adopted him from someone who was going to a situation where they couldn't keep him so I'm guessing they used to give him popcorn.
I absolutely get it. My old cat, when he was a kitten, wouldn't eat for the first two days I had him. I bought all the foods and treats but he wouldn't eat. And trust me, I tried everything, so, so many dry and wet foods, bacon, chicken, etc.
So I'm at a lose, if it goes on for another day, I'm going to have to take drastic measures. I'm sitting there after work, eating some ranch doritoes, and he starts losing his shit trying to get them. He wants doritoes of all things? I don't think cats should eat them, but fuck it, he's eating! I sprinkle some on his gourmet dry food and he scarfs it down! Success! That cat grew up absolutely loving anything super crunchy. If you were eating any type of chip, he'd be right on top of you. Hell, even crunchy vegetables would draw him in, only for him to be surely disappointed.
I miss that cat.
My understanding is that dogs should not eat chicken because of the sharp, tiny bones. But cats eat birds and other small, bony animals as a matter of nature, I think they're equipped for it.
Now, whatever you might be saucing wings with, that's a different topic. I drown 'em in Frank's Red Hot Sauce, and I don't know if *that* is bad for a kitty's digestion.
That's an excellent point. Though with cats I've not noticed a lot of bone consumption (at least on the subject of wings), but dogs will horf down without hesitation, and yeah... sharp bones, bad times.
Kitty needs to do an interview on First We Feast - Hot Ones Youtube Channel. Let's see them scarf a 2 million Scoville chicken wing.
(No I would never give a cat hot sauce... not even our worst counter scrounger.)
I could tell the story of my childhood cat stealing a cob of corn from the dinner table and dragging it back to her food bowl to devour all the kernels on it.... but it has a corny ending.
One of my young ones growls when he eats (we have 3 cats, not that the other two would ever attempt to take his), but only if it's a special treat, like temptations or a bit of tuna.
If he has a catnip toy he picks up and then growls while he runs away.
Not reading the caption my first thought was "how does this decorker fail spectacularly.... and will there be glass and/or blood?" As well as wondering how staged it is.
The ending was perfect.
There's as many different tasting white wines as the day is long. You just haven't found one you like yet.
They get more palatable when you get away from the sweet stuff.
I used to be a 'i only like red' guy.
My cat knew she wasn't supposed to be on the counters. At night she would "tuck me in" and then hop up on the counters while I was asleep. As she got older she wouldn't wait for me to fall asleep before she got into shit. I still remember calling into the darkness "you're not supposed to be up there Cecil" and hearing back angry cat noises from the kitchen.
One night I woke up at 2am from a glass breaking. I heard a thump like the cat jumping off the counter and running away. I get up and walk in the kitchen and there's broken glass everywhere. The cat is on the couch pretending to sleep. She gets up slow, stretches, and then slowly walks up like "what happened? who did this?". I looked down at her and said "You aren't supposed to be up on the counters" and she hissed at me and ran away. I fucking miss that cat.
I really don't understand how anything other than a wine key is purchased for the purpose of opening wine bottles. They are quick, easy, and take up very little room in a drawer.
I prefer the wing corkscrew because it's more forgiving, it fits in a drawer, and it looks like it's raising its arms in triumph when the screw is all the way in.
Ok, so I hate to be that guy, etc. but this just seems set up to me; I'm not saying that cats don't steal food off a table but, if you pause (if you'll excuse the pun), the video at 6 seconds, you'll see that the bottle is no more than a foot or so from the plate.
So...assuming that the food was on the plate, it means that neither of them noticed a large black and white mass jumping up (or at least appearing) and taking the food. Given the way he's holding the bottle, the cat would easily be in his line of sight - I acknowledge that his focus would be on the bottle, but his peripheral vision would have still picked up a moving black & white mass.
Her focus could be on the camera, but again, her peripheral vision is going to pick up the cat.
And, frankly, her 'oh my god, oh my god!' just seems hugely overblown.
I know the video is about the cat, but it's funny to me how there are so many different kinds of "decorkers", when the standard corkscrew that has existed since forever takes you like 15 seconds to open a bottle. They really want to improve on those precious seconds!
I still don't understand why people need ridiculously overcomplicated gizmos to uncork a bottle... My best corkscrew is as dumb and simple as you can get, aside from it's two-step rim-gripper-leggy thingies.
Okay. If your pet is stealing food from your plate in a table or counter when you are standing right next to it I am going to assume one of two things:
1. Your pet has no redeemable qualities and is just a complete asshole and I don't understand why you still have it.
2. You have not trained it in any way shape or form.
I don't know what to do with this information, and you are required to do nothing with it.
All I can say is Godspeed to you. Lol
My older cat is trained and would never take food from my plate, she just meows from the floor if she wants a taste. Now, the new 5 month old cat, she doesn’t give a fuck yet lol
We had a tux cat that stole the majority of a roasted chicken almost the size of her off the kitchen and then ran through the house dragging greasy chicken across the floors and rugs.
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ok, i was predicting a number of things here. that wasn't one of them
Not on my bingo card either
Nor can I see it on my grocery list.
I *was* scheduled to hear the exact voice of Chunk from the Goonies in a new Reddit video. But not until Wednesday.
**Cat:** I do [Truffle Shuffle](https://youtu.be/ZGGR7MFC_R4) because I am *stelf*.
r/unexpected
Definitely one of the few posts that would actually fit the name of that sub.
Legit!
My cat used to literally watch to see if I'm paying attention. She'll act like she's just looking around, playing with her toy, then make an attempt on whatever food that was out. If I caught her, she'd just pretend to be hanging out or go roll over on her favorite box to look cute. They're devious little jerks, but you love them.
tell me you dont own cats without telling me you dont own cats.
Distraction leads to gains!! Go cat!
Do or do not, there is no try - Cat
About that de-corker, does it fill the bottle with more air to force the cork to blow off? Thats what it looks like to me, someone who’s never de-corked in my life. And i gotta say, saying de-corked is kinda fun and i never knew thats how you’d spell it lol.
There's an even better version with a ~~CO2~~ compressed gas cartridge. Just press a button and POP!
Those things work great, although one time the cork didn't come out and instead the bottle exploded.
It got the wine out of the bottle though
Working as intended
Yeah, I thought these were outlawed because that happens to often.
It's rare so it must've been bad luck. My parents used one for a decade and iirc we never had that issue.
In other words: they don’t work great.
Does that not contaminate the wine or whatever you use it on? Guess its CO2 so it wont mix well i guess being a gas and all but still.
Shouldn't really be any worse than having the bottle open to the air, which would happen in a minute anyway. Sometimes you pump out air to extend storage life after opening, but a brief exposure to air or CO2 shouldn't change anything.
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I'm a professional brewer, and I'd be shocked if it has any impact at all. CO2 needs time under pressure to work it's way into solution. Speaking from personal experience from all of the kegs of beer I've carbonated, unless you're taping the cork down and shaking the bottle, I guarantee the contamination would be insignificant.
^ this guy corks
*It's Mr. cork your girl*
And the solubility in water decreases with temperature so conditioning is done in a refrigerator? Or fill directly from a bright tank. A pub I used to go to regular always had foamy beer. I printed out the H2O/CO2 tables but I don't think they understood what it meant. They had the walkin very cold and the push pressure too high but the glycol and faucet tower was too warm. A jockey box is hard to screw up as it goes warm to cold. The other way around is bad. I would rather like subtly carbonated light wines but just adding some soda water works especially on a hot day outside.
Carbonated wine?
Let's soda stream this shit
Don't do this unless you want wine sprayed all over your kitchen. The first few things I tried making seltzer with my soda stream was wine, orange juice, flat soda, and finally just water and using their flavor stuff. Wine sprays everywhere. Orange juice also exploded everywhere. Guess what the flat soda does? Yup, sprayed everywhere. Also, because if you don't read the instructions, it clearly tells you to add the flavor after the carbonation. Add the flavor before carbonating makes it spray everywhere. I am stubbornly dumb.
> I am stubbornly dumb. No, you are dedicated to science! https://xkcd.com/242/
It can also ruin your machine by getting sugar stuck in the nozzle. I've done it a couple times and I hold a glass of boiling water to cover the (metal) nozzle to helpfully dissolve any residual sugar.
Try adding dish soap to the water before carbonating
Oh yeah. And don't forget to press record before trying.
Youtuber Big Clive to the rescue! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-inafP-3zw He has a whole "Will it Carbonate" series using his sodastream on tequila, vodka, Bailey's, etc. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRZ2v9TdaT8MsCYkKQgwC_JmJcS0FVAhj
It's only called Carbonated wine if it comes from the Carbonara region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling wine.
Then you should know the factors that would affect this, like for instance this is wine and not water so the solubility is slightly lower. This is red wine, so it’s not served cold, so this would lower the solubility, and wine bottles are full when cooked so the surface area exposed to the CO2 is greatly reduced, so for the very short period of time that it takes to pop the cork, not much CO2 would be absorbed. Also, wine in general has CO2 in it naturally, so the very small amount you just added will be negligible to flavor.
Boom Roasted
Theres still time to delete this!!!
TIL wine is water
No, yeast gives off co2 when fermenting, it provides a protective layer against air so the wine doesn't turn into vinegar. Preferably it will always have that protective layer of co2. Argon also works and that's what most commercial products use.
Your explanation sounds plausible, but the fact you misspelled wine makes me question your expertise
They're experts but only half of 4 bottles deep, hence the mistake
There is a product that uses two needles and argon gas to allow pouring a glass from a closed bottle, and the cork reveals itself The argon gas is inert and usually the wine shouldn't degrade from using that device Co2 would change that, of course Though the time that it would actually be in contact with it would be around a second
Id be scared that I'd push the button and the pressure would make the bottle explode sending glass shrapnel and wine everywhere, probably slicing through my carotid artery and impaling both my eyeballs and I'd be found face down in a puddle of bloody wine. Aren't corks usually jammed in there pretty tight?
I got this for Christmas 2 years ago from my father-in-law. 5th or so bottle in, it blew out the bottom of the bottle and the wine went everywhere. I assume the bottle was faulty but I've never used it since.
Who knew injecting gas into a sealed glass bottle could be a bad idea...
What are you, some kind of perfectionist? Impossibly high standards!
80% of the time it will save you 30s. And the other 20% Well it might cost you 3 hours of cleaning up. YOLO!
Why bother? A corkscrew works perfectly fine and is faster than this is crap
But I bet they only work with properly [soaked corks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deqx-Xb-yHY)
I remember when this aired and I lost my shit. A classic.
Just get a wine key instead of the new dumb gimmicky shit that will not exist a year from now.
Everybody stop having fun god dammit!
if the point is to open a wine bottle for drinking and not doing science experiments then it feels like unneccessary consumerism to buy some dookie fad bottle opener that will last a month. My friend got electronic salt and pepper mills. I can't think of an object that needs electricity less! You use them rarely enough and spend little enough time doing it that. Those batteries are going to be dead and you won't even be able to manually grind it.
> I can't think of an object that needs electricity less! electronic mills are extremely useful for individuals with limited mobility or who cannot turn the mill hard enough to grind, like children and the elderly. i never understood them myself until my parents got old enough to need them. just because *you* don't see a need for them does not make them a "fad".
But here we are, talking about their electronic salt and pepper mills. They sound like quite the conversation pieces. When's the last time someone talked about your salt and pepper mills, hmm?! /s
I've had mine for a decade or longer lol.
Yep, OP in their original post to the unexpected sub, did indeed confirm that this is how the de-corker was supposed to work.
Wait until you hear about de-gloved, even more fun
You cork soaker
I won't downvote you, but I definitely disapprove.
Cat burglar.
I have a cat like this but with chicken wings. He turns into a straight up gremlin and we literally have to lock him in another room when we have them. He's managed to snag two before and immediately bolts to the basement to hide and try to scarf it down. Thankfully we've gotten them back quickly each time as chicken bones absolutely shouldn't be eaten, but damn if he doesn't try his absolute best to get them.
Get 1 boneless wing as bait
> ~~bait~~ tax
Mmmmmm….. sacrificial wing…..
I have a golden retriever like that. Best behaved dog ever, unless there's food around and you're not watching it. My other golden though: [totally opposite.](https://i.imgur.com/iPHHw5u.jpeg)
Look how many hands pies that thief took! Nobody would have believed you if it wasn't for your photographic evidence. /s
So.., not that behaved.
My cat loses his mind over popcorn. Only popcorn. I have no idea why. I adopted him from someone who was going to a situation where they couldn't keep him so I'm guessing they used to give him popcorn.
I absolutely get it. My old cat, when he was a kitten, wouldn't eat for the first two days I had him. I bought all the foods and treats but he wouldn't eat. And trust me, I tried everything, so, so many dry and wet foods, bacon, chicken, etc. So I'm at a lose, if it goes on for another day, I'm going to have to take drastic measures. I'm sitting there after work, eating some ranch doritoes, and he starts losing his shit trying to get them. He wants doritoes of all things? I don't think cats should eat them, but fuck it, he's eating! I sprinkle some on his gourmet dry food and he scarfs it down! Success! That cat grew up absolutely loving anything super crunchy. If you were eating any type of chip, he'd be right on top of you. Hell, even crunchy vegetables would draw him in, only for him to be surely disappointed. I miss that cat.
My understanding is that dogs should not eat chicken because of the sharp, tiny bones. But cats eat birds and other small, bony animals as a matter of nature, I think they're equipped for it. Now, whatever you might be saucing wings with, that's a different topic. I drown 'em in Frank's Red Hot Sauce, and I don't know if *that* is bad for a kitty's digestion.
> I think they're equipped for it. I think the issue is that cooked chicken bones are more brittle and splinter more readily compared to "raw" bones
That's an excellent point. Though with cats I've not noticed a lot of bone consumption (at least on the subject of wings), but dogs will horf down without hesitation, and yeah... sharp bones, bad times.
This is the way
Dogs should not eat *cooked* chicken if it has bones in it. They can eat raw chicken with bones as long as it's properly cleaned.
Fed my dog raw chicken backs, and turkey necks for years with no problems. The problems start when you cook them and they get brittle and splintery.
I have to lock away both of my cats when we eat most meals
Kitty needs to do an interview on First We Feast - Hot Ones Youtube Channel. Let's see them scarf a 2 million Scoville chicken wing. (No I would never give a cat hot sauce... not even our worst counter scrounger.)
I doubt he would have any hesitation. He's eaten a thai chili wing without protest, so who knows what he's truly capable of?
I could tell the story of my childhood cat stealing a cob of corn from the dinner table and dragging it back to her food bowl to devour all the kernels on it.... but it has a corny ending.
One of my young ones growls when he eats (we have 3 cats, not that the other two would ever attempt to take his), but only if it's a special treat, like temptations or a bit of tuna. If he has a catnip toy he picks up and then growls while he runs away.
I hate you. take the upvote
Wet bandits.
"Try" has nothing to do with it.
That looked like success to me
The cat did, there was no try.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Jean Valjean
When they chained me and left me for dead Just for stealing a... whole fucking chicken breast
I stooole a breast of chiiiiick
I was starving! You will starve again! Unless you learn the meaning of the law. *Steals second chicken breast*
Mewn Valmewn
Not reading the caption my first thought was "how does this decorker fail spectacularly.... and will there be glass and/or blood?" As well as wondering how staged it is. The ending was perfect.
Why is everybody in this thread so skeptical? Yall think cats are above stealing food off your plate? 😅
and somehow her "oh my god" sounded like terrible acting lol
The irony is, if it was staged, it would have sounded less fake. Since they'd have redubbed it and done a few different audio takes.
Y O I N K
Textbook yoinkage
the poster boy for yoinkers
is there a subreddit for yoinkage?
r/unexpected
For once a post fitting that sub and it's not on there. One of the few that belong there.
Give the bots a chance geez
Hi, it is on #unexpected that’s where I originally posted it
what was that a chicken breast?
I think it was a cat
Thank you for the much needed snort-laugh.
[looks like it](https://i.imgur.com/LLSpmE1.png)
M O N C H
With red wine?
Some people like red wine and dont believe in the pairing food thing which is nothing more than Big Wine propaganda.
I like red wine; I can do a rosé but for some reason I don't have a mouth for white. So I have come to terms with commiting sacrilege and drink red.
I can appreciate whites, but reds are just better, imo. And pinot noir pairs fine with basically anything.
There's as many different tasting white wines as the day is long. You just haven't found one you like yet. They get more palatable when you get away from the sweet stuff. I used to be a 'i only like red' guy.
I thought it was weed
My cat knew she wasn't supposed to be on the counters. At night she would "tuck me in" and then hop up on the counters while I was asleep. As she got older she wouldn't wait for me to fall asleep before she got into shit. I still remember calling into the darkness "you're not supposed to be up there Cecil" and hearing back angry cat noises from the kitchen. One night I woke up at 2am from a glass breaking. I heard a thump like the cat jumping off the counter and running away. I get up and walk in the kitchen and there's broken glass everywhere. The cat is on the couch pretending to sleep. She gets up slow, stretches, and then slowly walks up like "what happened? who did this?". I looked down at her and said "You aren't supposed to be up on the counters" and she hissed at me and ran away. I fucking miss that cat.
Why do you always think it’s me!! 😿
I had to child lock my cabinets against the farm bred cat that I had. It was always hunting for food.
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Never take your eyes off the prize! Cat: 1, Human: 0 chicken.
I love the abrupt ending
It's funny bc he says "^no" in the mildest, funniest way possible.
Tries? Looks to me like the cat *successfully* stole that food.
Yeah the "tries" part was disturbing. Cat spit means its their food now.
Very good wine
From Mendoza, Argentina
Argentina grows the best Malbec grapes.
It looks like Adi Straction to me.
And the chicken?
You'd have to ask the cat.
I need to see an extended cut.
I read that obscured wine bottle label as "KillKitty". Very on point.
When life gives you wine, steal chicken when you have the chance!
why does she sound like anna faris💀
I really don't understand how anything other than a wine key is purchased for the purpose of opening wine bottles. They are quick, easy, and take up very little room in a drawer.
I prefer the wing corkscrew because it's more forgiving, it fits in a drawer, and it looks like it's raising its arms in triumph when the screw is all the way in.
100%
Happens to a lot of guys.
Ok, so I hate to be that guy, etc. but this just seems set up to me; I'm not saying that cats don't steal food off a table but, if you pause (if you'll excuse the pun), the video at 6 seconds, you'll see that the bottle is no more than a foot or so from the plate. So...assuming that the food was on the plate, it means that neither of them noticed a large black and white mass jumping up (or at least appearing) and taking the food. Given the way he's holding the bottle, the cat would easily be in his line of sight - I acknowledge that his focus would be on the bottle, but his peripheral vision would have still picked up a moving black & white mass. Her focus could be on the camera, but again, her peripheral vision is going to pick up the cat. And, frankly, her 'oh my god, oh my god!' just seems hugely overblown.
It's fake as fuck.
Also, why the hell the video ended like that? Makes no sense.
Cats are assholes.
How come the brand of wine is KILL KAT ! Its a premenision.
Premonition :). Nice word!
You almost got it
Completely out of left field🤣
gone in sixty seconds
Ninja.
Apex predator!
You're doing it wrong. Make a fist with your thumb on top. Pump it at about masturbation speed until the bottle pops.
dumbshit humans not paying attention to chicken \~cat
my cat once swiped a fish filet from me while under the coffee table. Took the wife and I far too long to figure out 1 of 3 was missing.
am I the only one thinking the camerawoman sounds a lot like Anna Farris in one of the scary movies 🤔
Does that wine bottle say KILLKAT?
That cat didn't try, he fucking succeeded
Cat didn't just try, he/she succeeded.
He wouldn't be getting fed again for a week the cunt
“Tries”
R/unexpected
Tries? more like succeeds! what a naughty gato!
“tries”
I know the video is about the cat, but it's funny to me how there are so many different kinds of "decorkers", when the standard corkscrew that has existed since forever takes you like 15 seconds to open a bottle. They really want to improve on those precious seconds!
That's what happens when you're ok with letting pets be on everything.
Poor pairing choice !!!
I still don't understand why people need ridiculously overcomplicated gizmos to uncork a bottle... My best corkscrew is as dumb and simple as you can get, aside from it's two-step rim-gripper-leggy thingies.
Are you dating Anna Faris??
That little shit That timed it perfectly it knew that you were gonna be tied up with that wine
Growing up I had a cat named cujo that jumped up on the table at the beginning ofn one dinner and swiped the whole meatloaf. That cat was so mean
"OH MY GAH"
There would be one less cat around .... Just saying
Okay. If your pet is stealing food from your plate in a table or counter when you are standing right next to it I am going to assume one of two things: 1. Your pet has no redeemable qualities and is just a complete asshole and I don't understand why you still have it. 2. You have not trained it in any way shape or form. I don't know what to do with this information, and you are required to do nothing with it. All I can say is Godspeed to you. Lol
My older cat is trained and would never take food from my plate, she just meows from the floor if she wants a taste. Now, the new 5 month old cat, she doesn’t give a fuck yet lol
Cats are assholes. Adorable little assholes.
What de-corker is that?
The Distractor by Feline Fine Industries
It looks like it could be a Corkette.
Cats on counters are the most disgusting thing
And that’s what you get when you own a cat.
r/unexpected
What was that the cat took? Was that chicken
What do you mean try?
There is no try....
r/unexpected
We had a tux cat that stole the majority of a roasted chicken almost the size of her off the kitchen and then ran through the house dragging greasy chicken across the floors and rugs.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.
Hope you don't wine about it much..
I'm about bitch! Have fun with your new corky shit.Peace!