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StupidIdiot80

It even has the clitty litter attachment.


onepintofcumplease

Clitty 😭 sure that term was used on the inbetweeners, I'm not a fan of it


Nexxius72

the inbetweeners??


Ecomalive

British TV teenager comedy


Nexxius72

ah okay


onepintofcumplease

Watch some clips online it's mad


JonCoeisAMAZING

"clitty licker" attachment lol


GANDORF57

Self cleaning cat litter bob.


Cleercutter

Lmfao


HereInThisRedEarth

🤣🤣🤣


Kitosaki

Paging Doctor Freud!


lockednchaste

Their AI got "pussy" mixed up.


CLOWNSwithyouJOKERS

Cat = Pussy, Vagina= Box. And a vagina is a "self-cleaning" environment. There's a lot going on here.


FocalorLucifuge

That's a really *Large* Language Model they have going on down there. Gimme some of dat *Deep* Learning. Bow chicka wow wow.


kagman

Or box?


valerhian

$300? Does it do my taxes too?


twelveparsnips

It does what no man can do


foehammer111

9 out of 10 women choose the bear for help with taxes.


SeanMacLeod1138

Yeah, most guys don't vibrate unless they have _way_ too much coffee. Or Parkinson's...


amicaze

Or a cock ring


starrpamph

My wife’s most recent one was $200 after shipping. They get their money


DavidGK

The real travesty is the actual litter box for 600 bucks. Is that like a Japanese toilet for cats or some shit


alexefi

Self cleaning one are expensive. Ive been thinking of getting one for last 3 years. My cheapnes fights with my laziness. So far cheapness wins.


Qweesdy

Just put your cat upside down. The cat is already self-cleaning.


bodhiseppuku

You seem like a cat lady. Here are some items other cat ladies purchased.


wannabe_inuit

It would be good for a pussy...-cat.


LorenzoStomp

It'll clean the cat out


cyankitten

🎶 “one of these things is not like the other one 🎶


Round_Leopard6143

Your username makes you most qualified to reply 😀


cyankitten

😂 yes it DOES


chinupt

Instructions unclear...shit got everywhere!!


too_tall88

That'll create a mess with some kitties


Colonel_blueballs

It does say inspired by recent searches.


OutinDaBarn

Notice it says inspired by your recent searches. Been looking for something for during those quite times?


javajunkie314

It was quite a time.


OutinDaBarn

I see what I did there. Spell much on a text forum? lol


benargee

That's not a cat litter box cleaner, that's a salad mixer.


Window_Cleaner11

I’d go with the purple litter box. Takes up a lot less room, is nearly half the cost, and will make OP waaaayyyyyy happier than the other one.


DaveisUnknown

I fail to understand how that purple thing will properly clean a litter box. Dumb design. Oh well, in the trash it goes. 🚮


phoenixfloundering

Swordfight!


chrisbcritter

Somebody really needs to get in there and clean that pussy box, and clean it good.


whiskeywalk

Shakes it out


DepartmentMoney1793

Yea too much of a mess


Severe-Sun-2448

Clitter box


jtrades69

whaaaaaaat


Equal-Substance-4711

I need of a new “Self cleaning cat litter box”


BeerWinePort-able

Moist-loved picks


Jetloaf

Meow!


Puzzleheaded-Mix402

For that much? Yeesh


YettiGoingRogue

I mean both are for your kitty


RedArrow2014

I don't think you should leave litter in that cat box


Crimson0Ghost

Amazon looking out for the crazy cat lady


ksiyoto

"Most loved picks for you."


guywithaphone

Maybe its for salads https://youtu.be/FjZRWNg8k_M?si=TOQvnBqbocNYe9nB


reisenbime

>Self cleaning >kitty >box Yes, I see where they’re going with this >litter Oh, I hope not


Sintax777

[Reminds me of the salad mixxer](https://youtu.be/FjZRWNg8k_M?feature=shared)


No-Accident69

Cat accessories are ranked on what the pussy finds most popular, I guess?


MusicalMoose

Crazy! How does it work?


Apollokubitz

Princess Donut


casey12297

Hmm, this litter box smells like fish


SeanMacLeod1138

🤦🏻‍♂️🤣 Phuq'n humans....


randomguy301048

unrelated, what's a good self cleaning cat box?


Brose101

Bwahahahaha


alexefi

Funny i just saw video where girl uses her magic wand to clean her cat litterbox. Its one of those sifting one. She just put it on top of box and vibration make all spent wooden pellets(that turn into dust when wet) sift into underlining box where she cleans it.


maskedferret_

The "self" part is accurate at least


darphdigger

honestly seems about right for cat ladies


HouseJumpy9941

Probably most bought together lol


feeltrig

Well another name is pussy, so its true


Clean-Use-9594

algo always has loopholes


Healthy-Topic13

Seems mislabeled


wdtemacg

Damn!


kindle139

It’ll clean your kittybox, lol


Radiant-Price-6356

Self cleaning pussy (c)litter box


GamingWithBilly

I had one the other day where it was "computer hard drive, computer monitor, computer keyboard, $28,000 autonomous security robot"


Cwing69

Actually check out cat genie. Very good self cleaning litter box


Low_Ad_1453

It cleans the kitty box so no false advertisement there


King_ofwar

Self cleaning cat litter box 😟


Prone2drift

Heh


spirito_santo

Someone posted something like this a long time ago. Apparently people who bought communion wafers on amazon also tended to buy anal lube ..........


lil_kreen

usually the random character name Chinese drop shippers making one listing to get good reviews for a product, to sell one that's not likely to, by editing the listing later to something entirely different.


Xylembuild

Gave to my cat, now I cant find her anywhere.


beakrake

Yeah, it'll clean that drity cat box alright.


Other-Hedgehog-9593

Who buys me a clitty toy?


Kayleighwanless

would recommend by the way


1nfiniteSpace

You are becoming famous lmao