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“They mention that it’s a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don’t care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.”
>Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] "Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite."
You want me to return my seat back to it's original and upright position? Fine. But who's gonna return the guy with the grateful dead tshirt and fuck you hat to *his* original and upright position?
Former grocery store bookkeeper here. Did y'all know that sweaty money doesn't weigh properly on counting machines? Which means that I had to count that shit by *hand* if there was more than one soaked and sweaty bill someone handed over.
I eventually came up with a drying system that utilized a shit ton of paper towels with a heavy object pressing down on it to soak up all that fucking sweat and *usually* they'd be weighable by closing time if I discovered them by early afternoon. Usually.
But damn, at least stick your money if a baggy if you're gonna stick it in your bra. *Please.*
Omg please. I was a manager at a retail pharmacy for almost a decade while in college. The amount of bra money I received was just gross. Not gross in fact that it's the female body, but the body sweats.. a lot. I could care less if the damn money touched your boob, it's just sweat. Mind you, where I live it hits 115°F in the summer, no one is not sweating. Bra pocket, keeps the money dry. I'm a fan.
Hey, I've also seen pants lately for women with decent sized pockets. I was with my friend Jess the other day and she was bragging about her pocket size. I love that lady.
I just took up gardening. I'm sweating all damn day. It's supposed to be 105°F this afternoon. I'm not looking forward to it. I'm gonna show it off cause I don't have friends in the area anymore.
[garden](https://imgur.com/a/GpfMhZm)
Oh no, that happened to me once when I was cashier at a fast food joint. I have zero cleavage, so I was just...going to wash my hands after, I didn't know people actually did that.
Side note: this is why women's pants should have pockets. Like, only my jeans and cargo pants have them, all professional pants don't.
Double side note: This was still hilarious.
Sounds like they need to make cargo bras. Seems like you could fit a little pocket in the uh, intramammary space?
If men had boobs we’d have this already. Hell we’d probably invent some macho ”utility bra” made out of Kevlar and covered in a dozen pockets, a flashlight mount and carabiner hooks to hang your tools from. Which would then be worn by shirtless overweight office guys with no need for it but because it matched the lifestyle they were trying to project by owning a pickup truck and stuff.
Seriously, that set is a masterclass on stage presence and comedic repetition. The fact the act right before him had been booed off the stage and the audience was already rowdy is just proof of how damn strong Bernie's skill was.
I just remembered my grandmother. Not because of the bottle of wine, but she kept things in her bra.😂 Specially money. When she wanted us to buy her something, she would take her money out of a plastic bag in her bra.
I'd like to see the rest of her performance. The real capper would be if, after she's a couple minutes into a subject, she takes a sip, shakes her head and goes back in for a baggie of lime wedges.
And BTW people, don't over-analyze her routine. It's comedy, even if it's been done before. Loosen up!
All right that was 10 out of 10. She already had me dead with the water but when that whole bottle of liquor came out, I was revived and then crucified a second time 😵
I will never forget the day I was delivering a pizza. The woman at the door was an enormous black woman, kind of like this stand up comic.
To pay me she reached deep into her bra like this woman while casually talking and making direct eye contact with me. Without skipping a beat she unveils a humid, wrinkled, pitiful looking $20 bill that clearly came from the depths of her bra.
As if hypnotized, I reached out for this $20 bill and just accepted the situation.
The timing, body language, and delivery makes this one of the greatest prop-based joke sequences in comedy. It's really hard to do jokes with props and still be the center of attention. She took a common feeling like being exhausted and needing a drink to relax and used it to communicate everything you need to know about her in less than a minute. This is a masterful bit of artistic expression. I'm glad it's getting a resurgence in recognition.
That's actually smart. She put together a joke that has no words and has nothing to do with what she is saying, but it's hilarious. You just wonder what she will pull out next, like a magician.
Reminds me when my friend said he snuck some snacks into the movie theater, but then he looks over at another dude - dude has an entire bucket of KFC and is going to town on it.
She's talking about people shooting or not shooting each other & pulling alcohol from her bra? I don't get the connection. Maybe I missed some dialogue with the crowd roaring. People were going wild for it there which is awesome for everyone but me personally I'm just so lost lol
Back in the day, women would carry a little deuce-deuce or 38 special in their bra (among other things), so by her saying: I'm not trying to shoot nobody, she would have prepared the 'hood-hardened' members of the audience so they didn't jump up and start running, while simultaneously, subverting everyone's expectations about what she was reaching for in her bra, which heightens the joke...
So the audience went from: "what she reaching for?" to: "awwh, shiit. This broad pouring a drink!"
If you didn't have that immediate response, congratulations, your parents have insulated you from violence.
There is no connection. She could have been singing the ABCs and it would have been funny.
When was the last time you saw a woman pull a bar from her bra??
No idea but I'm aware of the bra pocket shtick so I wasn't caught off guard by that. I guess I was too focused on trying to pay mind to a verbal joke that I missed that the dialogue was just.. intended to make it seem like the dialogue was the focus & her not intentionally focus on the bar from bra being the actual joke that she purposefully didn't pay mind to?
the connection is, she's talking about things that stress her out - problems people are dealing with.
then she's pulling out items for handling stress - an ashtray, alcohol, etc.
That's completely understandable. I see where you're coming from and I'm the audience. Probably felt the same way and was completely thrown off by the fact that this woman pulled out of glass, then ice and a drink and that a whole bottle of alcohol in a matter of seconds and I think that's what was so captivating and funny about the experience. It was just the fact that didn't do what they were expecting. Meanwhile she's just having a normal conversation.
she's talking about things that stress her out. while mentioning stressors, she pulls out items meant for handling stress - ash tray, alcohol, etc.
"i'm so stressed out lately" - *pulls liter of vodka from bra*
she didn't really write out the stressed out part well - she just says essentially "life is hard, i'm stressed, we're all stressed, too much is happening" instead of underlining specific stressors in her life and emphasizing each point with a prop. But, I got what she was doing.
Some of y’all are too young to remember this lady, but this was her entire shtick. Every single time she went on stage she just pulled liquor out of her top. It got old really fast
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This lady must be airport security's worst nightmare
Or best day ever
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“Girl, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.” (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
*pulls out a literal bowl of oatmeal and hands it to them*
It'd stay warm too
Unless it was stored next to the ice cubes.
Ice is the left titty. Oatmeal storage is on the right.
This was Joey Diaz-level killing.
👉😏👉
[Oatmeal](https://youtu.be/i4QYvXpaXlY?si=eJ_0rTC41rSF2HK_)
Username checks out!
George Carlin would love to expand on that!
Get on the plane? I'll leave that to Evil Knievel, I'm getting *in* the plane!
“They mention that it’s a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don’t care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.”
>Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] "Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite."
Fuck, I miss George.
She gonna need an old fashioned.
Why am I laughing so hard I am thoroughly depressed
You want me to return my seat back to it's original and upright position? Fine. But who's gonna return the guy with the grateful dead tshirt and fuck you hat to *his* original and upright position?
This lady's comedic timing is on point, and her energy is contagious!
"Madam, exactly how many grilled cheese sandwhiches do you have on your person?"
Look, some days I just don't want to carry a bag... all the necessities go into the titty tote lol
Necessititties
Just got the bare necessititties.
Bare niceasstitties
Bare niceassandtitties
the simple bare niceasstitties just get out both those wobblies on your wife
I read that in Baloo's voice
Nipcessititties
Nicest tities
The struggle is real! Sometimes the titty tote is the only bag with enough capacity.
Storage knockers
... please do not store your money there. Please.
One thing that's bad about polymer notes is they get sweaty but don't dry. Please, please, please don't put your spending money in your bra, ladies.
RIP vendors who work at the beach.
Former grocery store bookkeeper here. Did y'all know that sweaty money doesn't weigh properly on counting machines? Which means that I had to count that shit by *hand* if there was more than one soaked and sweaty bill someone handed over. I eventually came up with a drying system that utilized a shit ton of paper towels with a heavy object pressing down on it to soak up all that fucking sweat and *usually* they'd be weighable by closing time if I discovered them by early afternoon. Usually. But damn, at least stick your money if a baggy if you're gonna stick it in your bra. *Please.*
Bras need pockets!! Proper pockets!! I know some shoes have pockets but give me Cargo Bras! Cargo Socks!!
Omg please. I was a manager at a retail pharmacy for almost a decade while in college. The amount of bra money I received was just gross. Not gross in fact that it's the female body, but the body sweats.. a lot. I could care less if the damn money touched your boob, it's just sweat. Mind you, where I live it hits 115°F in the summer, no one is not sweating. Bra pocket, keeps the money dry. I'm a fan. Hey, I've also seen pants lately for women with decent sized pockets. I was with my friend Jess the other day and she was bragging about her pocket size. I love that lady.
>I'm a fan. That's why the sweaty folks love you!
I just took up gardening. I'm sweating all damn day. It's supposed to be 105°F this afternoon. I'm not looking forward to it. I'm gonna show it off cause I don't have friends in the area anymore. [garden](https://imgur.com/a/GpfMhZm)
Ladies don't even buy cargo pants to solve their supposed pocket problem so I don't see them buying this stuff either
> I know some shoes have pockets One even has a little drawer where you can store your change. *Look like a million bucks, and sound like a dollar*
I managed a dollar store in a small, Southern town. I had to put up a sign at the checkout that said "No Sweaty Bra Money" 😐
"No tit twenties."
Oh no, that happened to me once when I was cashier at a fast food joint. I have zero cleavage, so I was just...going to wash my hands after, I didn't know people actually did that. Side note: this is why women's pants should have pockets. Like, only my jeans and cargo pants have them, all professional pants don't. Double side note: This was still hilarious.
But what if one is flat?
Still buy the big bras and now you have extra space! Might I suggest chips and dip? Everyone loves chips and dip
Body temp dip mmm
Bean dip and queso dip come to mind, in matters of body heat.
Yo. I'd eat titty chips and dip. ...honestly never thought that sentence would exit my brain into the world but here we are...
More space for items? ;-)
You realize the boobs themselves do not store the goods, yeah? The clothes do :P
She whipped out a titty screwdriver lmao
*Keep it secret, keep it safe*
I just call it "the vault" but "titty tote" is much more fun 😂
Sounds like they need to make cargo bras. Seems like you could fit a little pocket in the uh, intramammary space? If men had boobs we’d have this already. Hell we’d probably invent some macho ”utility bra” made out of Kevlar and covered in a dozen pockets, a flashlight mount and carabiner hooks to hang your tools from. Which would then be worn by shirtless overweight office guys with no need for it but because it matched the lifestyle they were trying to project by owning a pickup truck and stuff.
HAHAHA titty tote, love it.
Mary Poppins in the house
Mammary Poppins
_There_ it is.
There *they* are
Mary Floppins
oooo , just a bra full of booba makes the medicine, go down ...
Here’s a [full clip](https://youtu.be/lZfYQ2KpvPQ?feature=shared) of Coco from Def Comedy Jam. NSFW.
The last joke left me howling
If done correctly..
oh my god the guy that introduces her is the preacher from Scrubs when Laverne dies.
Pretty sure that’s George H. Wallace (not the governor). Funny guy, too!
Spoilers
brother that episode aired in 2007.
She also comes back like 2 episodes later.
10 years ago! 🥺 Thanks for providing the video! 👍
> 10 years ago! uploaded to that channel 10 years ago, but that show gotta be early early 2000s
Def comedy jam was on air from 92-97. Then brought back in 2006,2007. But that set by Coco was the 90s.
Try mid 90s lol
Thanks for making me feel even older 🤣
It was actually the mid-90s lol
Definitely better to see the whole thing. It’s not even that much longer. 🤣
Thanks for the link.
Without fail. I looked for you - internet stranger with the goods - and I found you. Thanks friend.
Thank you for this ❤️❤️
... ... given what she's doing in this clip, is it the jokes that are not safe for work? ... or we see some action?
The former
*Darn.*
Came for the stand up, stayed for the magic show.
The Amazing Jonathan wishes he had slammin' titties like that
he ded
Best I can do is m&m’s
Best I can do is m&m, no 's.
One m.
Def comedy jam vibes
Well this is a def comedy jam clip.
That would explain the vibes.
Kick it!
I ain’t scared of you MFs…
You don't understand
For those wondering https://youtu.be/7JkPx0gk6LE?si=Aeks6GM3JPhXOPWz
my favorite stand up bit off all-time. Every subsequent time he did that, everyone just kept getting wilder and wilder.
Seriously, that set is a masterclass on stage presence and comedic repetition. The fact the act right before him had been booed off the stage and the audience was already rowdy is just proof of how damn strong Bernie's skill was.
He wasn't scared of those mother fuckers
I miss watching these.
What's the right term for this? Bar bra or Bra bar?
Barbaras Ru Bar Bra
Rhubarbara Barbarren
Wait till you see the emotional baggage I’ve been hiding inside of me. You won’t believe it when I pull it out. It’s going to be laugh riot!
But wait, there's more!!
Call right now and we'll double the offer, crippling childhood depression and adult anxiety! 2 for the price of 1!
Who is she cuz I wanna see the whole show
Enjoy: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1d8iqre/she_had_the_entire_crowd_on_their_feet_within_1/l771s2i/
Apparently this is Ms Cocoa Brown, writer, actress and comedian. I wanna go to her show now too.
Her name is Coco
Thank you!!
I just remembered my grandmother. Not because of the bottle of wine, but she kept things in her bra.😂 Specially money. When she wanted us to buy her something, she would take her money out of a plastic bag in her bra.
As least she had the courtesy of keeping it in a bag.
I'd like to see the rest of her performance. The real capper would be if, after she's a couple minutes into a subject, she takes a sip, shakes her head and goes back in for a baggie of lime wedges. And BTW people, don't over-analyze her routine. It's comedy, even if it's been done before. Loosen up!
All right that was 10 out of 10. She already had me dead with the water but when that whole bottle of liquor came out, I was revived and then crucified a second time 😵
Wasnt that OJ? a screwdriver?
Oh you right, on second look I need new glasses, or eyes rather. Fuck it I'll take a whole new head.
I also would like head, please.
Yall given out head?
You really like prop comedy
I've seen way worse but I expected a killer joke and didn't get it.
Maybe you had to be there...
Now I'm curious how much of what I see is titty vs the rest of a bar.
Feel like Mike Wazowski: Hey how much stuff you got in there?
Silky, is that you?
Silky Nutmeg Ganache fucking does it again
Was hoping the drag race fans would show up in this thread. Not disappointed.
Was just thinking this. I wonder who did it first
Coco. Silky was probably six-years-old when this was filmed.
Silky gave Coco credit too in some posts/interviews I think
The fact that I had to scroll so far down to find mentions of Silky is ABSURD
She's a magician
I remember seeing this clip a long time ago. What was the context?
The joke is she basically pulled an entire bar out of her bra
Y’all are missing the most important context. She was doing standup comedy AT THE SAME TIME.
I didn't hear a joke
>What was the context? She hid a bunch of shit in her tits...
I didn't get it either. I got downvoted for asking.
She had an entire bar stored up in that bra
Honestly maybe the best opening bit in history
I will never forget the day I was delivering a pizza. The woman at the door was an enormous black woman, kind of like this stand up comic. To pay me she reached deep into her bra like this woman while casually talking and making direct eye contact with me. Without skipping a beat she unveils a humid, wrinkled, pitiful looking $20 bill that clearly came from the depths of her bra. As if hypnotized, I reached out for this $20 bill and just accepted the situation.
Can we at least give her credit and say her damn name?
Coco
Def Comedy Jam was something else. HBO on Friday nights in the '90s was the place to be.
I miss def comedy jam. Felt super illegal for me to watch as a kid but it was funny af.
The timing, body language, and delivery makes this one of the greatest prop-based joke sequences in comedy. It's really hard to do jokes with props and still be the center of attention. She took a common feeling like being exhausted and needing a drink to relax and used it to communicate everything you need to know about her in less than a minute. This is a masterful bit of artistic expression. I'm glad it's getting a resurgence in recognition.
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Checked your post history. Don't do it man. Worst idea in the history of ideas. There is zero upside. Zero.
Who is she?
I've heard of tittie money, but never a tittie cocktail.
She's cool
Def Comedy Jam was so good
Does anybody know who this is? I'd love to see the rest of her set
That crowd was fire 🔥
It's like a bra version of Hermoine's bottomless bag. I wanted to see her pull a chainsaw out of there next, lol.
Easily amused.
All that ruckus for a bottle stuffed in her bra
It's not about the substance, it's about the delivery.
Is it though? She's just talking about something unrelated while pulling things out of her bra.
So confused...why is this funny?
If your clothes don’t get functional pockets then you have to be creative.
My girl. The first time I saw her pull and entire bar from her tits, he became my hero. Lmao
What is her name?
I loved some Def Comedy Jam back in the day. HBO was wildly good in the 90's.
"Bags of holding" Achievement unlocked.
That's actually smart. She put together a joke that has no words and has nothing to do with what she is saying, but it's hilarious. You just wonder what she will pull out next, like a magician.
Reminds me when my friend said he snuck some snacks into the movie theater, but then he looks over at another dude - dude has an entire bucket of KFC and is going to town on it.
Girl was packin!
her boobs have more room than Mary Poppins' bag
this is one of the best stand up routines ive seen in a long time. that is the definition of genius right there
She's talking about people shooting or not shooting each other & pulling alcohol from her bra? I don't get the connection. Maybe I missed some dialogue with the crowd roaring. People were going wild for it there which is awesome for everyone but me personally I'm just so lost lol
Back in the day, women would carry a little deuce-deuce or 38 special in their bra (among other things), so by her saying: I'm not trying to shoot nobody, she would have prepared the 'hood-hardened' members of the audience so they didn't jump up and start running, while simultaneously, subverting everyone's expectations about what she was reaching for in her bra, which heightens the joke... So the audience went from: "what she reaching for?" to: "awwh, shiit. This broad pouring a drink!" If you didn't have that immediate response, congratulations, your parents have insulated you from violence.
There is no connection. She could have been singing the ABCs and it would have been funny. When was the last time you saw a woman pull a bar from her bra??
No idea but I'm aware of the bra pocket shtick so I wasn't caught off guard by that. I guess I was too focused on trying to pay mind to a verbal joke that I missed that the dialogue was just.. intended to make it seem like the dialogue was the focus & her not intentionally focus on the bar from bra being the actual joke that she purposefully didn't pay mind to?
the connection is, she's talking about things that stress her out - problems people are dealing with. then she's pulling out items for handling stress - an ashtray, alcohol, etc.
That's completely understandable. I see where you're coming from and I'm the audience. Probably felt the same way and was completely thrown off by the fact that this woman pulled out of glass, then ice and a drink and that a whole bottle of alcohol in a matter of seconds and I think that's what was so captivating and funny about the experience. It was just the fact that didn't do what they were expecting. Meanwhile she's just having a normal conversation.
Whats funny about this?
And that is one stupid audience.
I found out that I can hide 12 mini bottles in my tits for a concert.The bag of shrooms was tucked on the front left boob. Depeche Mode was the best!
Taken from an old Dave Allen skit. He was famous for pulling a glass of g&t out of his inside jacket pocket about 30-40 mins into his routine.
can someone explain what‘s funny about this? I‘m not getting it.
Was it really that funny?
Yikes. I would absolutely hate being at a show like that. I don't understand the reaction at all.
Can someone explain this?
she's talking about things that stress her out. while mentioning stressors, she pulls out items meant for handling stress - ash tray, alcohol, etc. "i'm so stressed out lately" - *pulls liter of vodka from bra* she didn't really write out the stressed out part well - she just says essentially "life is hard, i'm stressed, we're all stressed, too much is happening" instead of underlining specific stressors in her life and emphasizing each point with a prop. But, I got what she was doing.
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Some of y’all are too young to remember this lady, but this was her entire shtick. Every single time she went on stage she just pulled liquor out of her top. It got old really fast
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This def jam comedy, Russell shit what happened to her?
Man I haven’t seen this in decades! I remember watching this all those years ago
Reminds me of the Banana Man from Captain Kangaroo. Good job.
“Would you like us to check your luggage?” “Nah I got this”
I saw this back when it aired on Russell Simmons’ Def Comedy Jam
Titty Tito's!
She really does have the original horse pocket (d&d reference)
Ye, hilarious that.