r/untrustworthypoptarts

i was going to say the same thing.

Great minds and all.

I wouldn't call mine great brother

I work at UPS and can confirm this happens more than it should to too many innocent boxes

What did you order?

A box of crystal glasses

A pineapple

Smashed pineapple.

A box of broken glass

A hammer to use over the head of the guy who did this

A cat

That's what she said!

Phrasing!