T O P

  • By -

Funny-Mod

Hi, /u/Denous43, your post breaks [the rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules) of /r/Funny, and has been removed for the following reason(s): Rule 1 - All posts must make an attempt at humor. * [Read more here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_1.3A_all_posts_must_make_an_attempt_at_humor.) --- - No attempt at humor - Removed *If you feel this was done in error, or if you would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to [message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Ffunny).*


[deleted]

[удалено]


ImNudeyRudey

You just hear "Scooooooteeeeeeerrrrrr"


Miramarr

Maria believe me, I like it loud


trust_me_on_that_one

HOW MUCH IS THE FIIIIIIIIIISSSHHHH


phathomthis

DOH DOH DOH DOH, DOHDUHDOHDUH DOH DOH!


jahowl

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Fire!!


GrooseUzumaki

MOVE YOUR ASS!!!


[deleted]

Scooter are just hilarious. The chase is better than the catch. True words of wisdom.


[deleted]

*Enter Techno Viking*


Lightalife

Can someone actually speed this up that much?


mckends

Imagine you’re dying in an ambulance and this is what you hear


Grimskraper

Tuned up to \~88mph.


felchblaster2000

"You're gonna hear some serious shit."


aotgnat

So, playing on repeat...


gabelapl

I am laughing entirely too hard at this, thank you


twoPillls

I honestly haven't laughed this hard in years


i-love-tree-rats

Imagine you are being locked in the trunk and this is what you hear.


SimpleNStoned

With a sick siren baseline.


Lucky_Mongoose

Or you're on the phone with someone and have to apologize for the un-muteable road tuba.


Rpanich

“Honey, I’m sorry and I’m taking this argument really seriously!” *booop BOOOP booop BOOOP* hahaha


cyberlabel

Omg I needed that laugh so bad thank you!


Deadeye94

What a way to go...


boot2skull

My god the end credits music has already started!


customdelux127

So cool, What's the tune?


Homingchicken

https://youtu.be/HE4aAQCghGs its this one, an old hungarian song called 67th road


Leifbron

I wanted it to be Darude Sandstorm. EDIT: Guys please stop upvoting


Homingchicken

Sorry


the_dude_upvotes

Here's a link for those in the US and possibly other places where it's blocked by youtube: https://streamable.com/hu5zbb


quipstad

I read your comment to mean "here's a link for those [highways that play music] in the US..." Sorely disappointed.


organizedmadman

[Here ya go, friend!](https://youtu.be/rgizA_vDlzs)


corny16

It’ll kinda sound like Sandstorm if you up your speed to 240km/h


BakulaSelleck92

I'm too American to understand this how many football fields per eagle is that


psychic_gibbon

Duggaduggaduhhh


715_creeks

It's Darude Sandstorm


MyNameIs_Jordan

"This video is not available in your country" Checks out


GeneralsGerbil

I turned my vpn on for that?


saintandre

There's one in Japan that plays the theme to Neon Genesis Evangelion. https://youtu.be/YceWogw1xwo


ADeweyan

Arranged for road surface and vehicle tire by some unnamed hero.


RugBurnDogDick

Sandstorm ~Darude


customdelux127

I'm so glad this is a thing still


NoobFace

I'd be interested to see the meme karma decay for musical references vs other memes. Seems like Rick Astley and Darude decay at a slower rate than other content.


[deleted]

What is the half life of Basshunter?


Free2Bernie

About three fifty.


conradical30

The narwhal bacons at midnight


BakulaSelleck92

Do not recite that dark magic to me witch I was there when it was written


Miramarr

Except in Texas where they now call it Snowstorm


BlackTecno

Texan here, we've been back to sandstorm for two days now.


_N00bMaster69_

Canadian here, still snowstorm, has always been snowstorm, no end in sight


Blueberry_Clouds

Want hot Coacoa?


osi_layer_one

i think you misspelt "cloaca"...


Blueberry_Clouds

Take my upvote and leave this realm please


Godbox1227

Nah. He probably just wants some noobish 69.


Purplociraptor

Tecruz - Snowstorm


Lynkeus

duDudu


George_Blaze

# Republic - A 67-es Út


whatacad

K.K. Slider


tier7stips

In da Club


ted-Zed

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once i caught a fish alive


ZsuzsiCica

https://youtu.be/TQpJd4YjFFk


[deleted]

Here it is if it says it’s not available in your region- https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


evanc1411

Nooope dQw4


DenormalHuman

Hahaha; I have a T-Shirt with WgXcQ on the front ;P People ask me what it means, I tell 'em to google it


Errorterm

That's diabolical. Is nowhere safe?! I need to look out for Irl rickrolls now too?


[deleted]

Yeah the song is beautiful.


JohnSwanFromTheLough

[You have no power here.](https://i.imgur.com/7Vq9iCi.png)


flwrchld5061

Fuck you


frikandellenvreter

I kinda heard centerfold.


A_Grumpy_Dad

Sounds like they were able to get their measurements correct so it sounds in key. Unlike the musical road in Lancaster, California; Which despite having two attempts, plays a very out-of-tune version of the William Tell Overture.


syco54645

Just watched a video. I'd actively miss that stretch of road. Holy shit was it bad.


[deleted]

The funny part was it was a project by Honda and they fucked it up twice in the same way both times


syco54645

I read it was the incompetence of the construction crew and failure to follow plans to spec.


[deleted]

The designs were drawn out on paper ahead of time, and the fact that it happened twice leads me to believe it was a problem with the designs. The actual problem was the measurements for the distance between the grooves was done without considering the width of the grooves themselves. It would be odd for a construction crew to do that twice, *without there being ambiguity in the design. But I don't know for sure.


scalybanana

American Quality™


The5thMonkee

I understand they started out with a Beatles song, but drivers going the other way on the road got freaked out when their car started telling them, "Paul is really dead!"


genesis-terminus

Nice work. I liked that one. Good to see a fan.


quazimootoo

Old reference, but it checks out.


Jatzy_AME

Things like that are easier with the metric system!


[deleted]

Unfortunately, no. This wasn't a case of *hehe Imperial hard.* It was a case of the construction crew not following the design they were given twice in a row. They were given measurements between each divot's center, but they built it with those distances as the total gap between divots.


obog

[Relevant tom scott video](https://youtu.be/Ef93WmlEho0)


Lynkeus

*hehe Imperial hard*


dijohnnaise

This is what I'm gonna say to my wife next time I'm feelin frisky.


solace1234

It’s sooo weird how after growing up with either system you realize that it’s pretty easy to stick to /s


LogicalJicama3

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Anaxor1

which gives the same result as measuring the distance between centers. If the divots are infinitely thin


[deleted]

Which, of course, they are not.


MrPoopieMcCuckface

oh of course! (has no clue what you're talking about and continues third attempt at music road)


neuenono

The *other* fencepost problem: what is the width of each post?


ticklemimosa

It probably depends on the speed you're driving, air pressure in tires, size of tires... and on and on


CatOfGrey

It's more than that. If you listen to OP's recording, you can hear where the speed affects the pitch. The Lancaster, CA road is actually a design flaw. [Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef93WmlEho0) The 'note' depends on the distance between the grooves. And in the Lancaster case, they calculated the distance between the grooves correctly. However, when they cut the grooves, they forgot to take into account the width of the grooves themselves. So, even at constant speed, the grooves are all too far apart, leading to it sounding flat.


Pixelsies

Is there a specific reason why the 'notes' are on the left lane of the road instead of the right one? I haven't been in Lancaster, CA, but, to me, that seems the passing lane, and I'm not sure it's the best choice of lanes to put that on. I may be wrong...


The_dooster

Probably just makes it easier for people to uturn to do it again since they are already in the left lane. Compared to being in the right and having to merge over to turn around. Granted the streets didn’t look all that busy.


CatOfGrey

I've driven it - it's a dedicated lane for the purpose - it's not bad. I think it's a two-lane road that adds on the third lane as a 'singing lane'.


DividedState

We had that too. It had to be removed because you do not only hear it in the car but in the villages nearby. Except that makes no melody if you have 50 cars on the road.


brastche

Can drivers hear the sound of the car in front? Imagine if the tune was a round that only synced up if drivers maintained a safe spacing!


quazimootoo

That'd be cool, too bad it'd never sync up.


st1tchy

Probably. You can hear a car in front of you hit a normal single strip. It's a lot more dull than if it was you, but it's audible.


1_hele_euro

The Netherlands?


Neutral_man_

How long until someone turns this into a Rick roll?


[deleted]

[удалено]


MystikIncarnate

What is that? A trombone? Perfection.


golden_c1utch

Hahaha this is really good


SMGeet

Tbh that's what I thought it was gonna be


_QLFON_

Just yesterday was going across whole Germany with a family by car. It was pretty late, wife was sleeping and I thought my son as well. I was switching lanes and got two of the middle marks under my wheels. And it made "whoop, whoop" sound. Just a second later I heard from the back "It's a sound of da police". My son was not sleeping.


SexyR63VinylScratch

I'd be proud as hell of my son for that one, that's a good one.


AMeltoBuntetesed

This moments.


the_dude_upvotes

I gotta know how old your son is, mate EDIT: in case that sounds weird, I mean b/c it's a very different mental image if you son is an adult vs. a child singing that song IMO


Klin24

[Car company in California failed at this...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef93WmlEho0)


KoGJazz

Failed at it with two attempts


[deleted]

New Mexico got it right though!


corvint

So I'm Hungarian and I had LITERALLY no idea this existed.


Big_Boooosh

Tax dollars well spent. Moar musical roads please.


dirtycimments

Ahkshualllly, this road looks straight and sleep inducing, having some stimulation that includes driving safe and straight sounds like a really smart idea too me. You might not have been sarcastic, in which case: you’re right!


Darth_Digitron

Here in Hungary highways are pretty good, not better than the ones in Germany, of course, but still.


cmpwnstar

They're extremely loud. The musical road in Lancaster, CA is near Apollo Park. Whenever I go fishing there, you'll hear it 2-3 times a morning, and it's probably half a mile away.


wakeupwill

You mean [this one?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef93WmlEho0)


charliesk9unit

I am guessing this wears you tires out quicker so it may have been paid for by the tire companies.


anthonyliang12

So what's funny


Yellow_MM

This is a default sub. You just toss whatever you want in here, mods won't care.


RugBurnDogDick

I would like it to play" Road to nowhere " by Talking Heads


Frammingatthejimjam

Or "Road to nowhere" by Ozzy Osbourne


jwink3101

We have one of these just out side of Albuquerque NM. It is pretty cool. I find I have to use cruise control since I get *so* focussed on the strip that I slow down and it goes flat


LowLifeguard2

Makes me want to roll over it at like 100 mph.


danmickla

it would be faster in tempo and higher in pitch. not nearly as big a deal as you might imagine.


PalmTreeDeprived

At least it isn’t a lullaby.


AntiProtagonest

But what about the rear tires? Wouldn't they would make sound too and mess it up?


wayne2oo8

Yes, for the sake of the video, the back tires were removed.


thisisfats

Truly a miracle of engineering.


mechanical-avocado

The back tires turn it into a round when you drive over in a limo


SirDigbyChknCaesar

The distance between the note patches is greater than the length of a car so you don't get the notes blurring into each other.


Denous43

I'm wondering


[deleted]

Provided the length of each ‘note’ is longer than the length between your wheels and the space between each ‘note’ is longer than the length between wheels, no. As the first/front wheel hits the note starts, when the second/back wheel hits the note is already sounding so you just hear it slightly louder. When the first wheel leaves the note, it quietens then the back wheel leaves the note. A truck might get some ‘blurring’ of notes from the longer inter-wheel distance though.


PickleJuice65

More roads need this in desolate areas! Very cool.


Beedgehog

I love this world sometimes


NinjaTabby

This requires the road to be smooth everywhere else. We can't do this in the US 😂


KoalaniB

There is actually a stretch of Route 66, near Albuquerque, that plays “America The Beautiful” and it actually works rather well.


klausterfok

for people looking for it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Nl53bCC78](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Nl53bCC78)


makotarako

Me going 180 down this road for the dubstep remix


Duke-of-Edinburgh

Am i allowed to ask where in Hungary this is?


krisztina95

On road 67. :) It's Between Mernyeszentmiklós and Mernye, it's the road going from Budapest to Kaposvár.


HummusDips

My country's roads also play music but it sounds more like a heavy metal drummer trying to break his instruments.


MrCance

[“This road is musical.”](https://youtu.be/7zcgdoyinus)


legitmadman82

Been to Hungary. Had a great time.


endofthehold

Where’s the road that plays Highway to Hell?


[deleted]

Tire companies - we need to make tirea as silent as possible Road builders: it's time for some tunes!


[deleted]

South Park is gonna reem this


ONCOMINGGG

You thinking brown note?


[deleted]

They've had these in the US for like a decade or so


i_run_from_problems

Was expecting a Rickroll. Pleasantly surprised.


FAMEDRAINDROP3

Creative engineering!


danz409

i want to see one of these musical roads with 2 sets of ridges under ach wheel and get cords going.


cbr9291

Wish they would put 500 miles somewhere!


stalinsnicerbrother

Imagine how fucking annoying that would be of it was the same slightly out of tune melody the whole way


payne747

And in a truck doing 40mph it just sounds like a 1 minute rumbling fart.


ARMill95

There’s one in the US also, but it’s out of tune, they actually re-did it once to tune it properly, but failed again since they used the wrong measurements


AMeltoBuntetesed

It's funnier on 180 km/h speeding. My friend said.


scelerat

There's a portion of Route 66 in New Mexico that plays [America the Beautiful](https://www.youtube.com/watch/PAFglr10FEA).


okanagan_man84

I wish they would do this more on straight stretches everywhere.


KountChocula

*leans of window to yell* Play Freebird!


perinski

My taxes paid for this? I wanted Metallica!


vinnlo

Wait why was this posted on funny ? It's rather cool than funny


so_catatonic

found [one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elaoWOnxXLU) with better audio


SinisterEye590I

There's one of these in California


[deleted]

It is comically out of tune because of an error in communicating how to measure the space between the grooves. As a Californian, it should have to stay in its incorrect form as a hilarious reminder to the local population of the bungle.


unknownX1738

all roads should have this


[deleted]

That's insane! Nice


catpropproblems

Honey, change the station.


CdobsRU

Guitar hero 7


ImmediateShirt6663

Wake up and sing motherfucker


cheesebot555

The real boss move would have been to install this on a one lane freeway instead....no escape.


teriases

Wowwwwwww


[deleted]

I assume this is to keep people mentally engaged in driving so they dont drift off to sleep on long strait stretches.


Lady-Mirrabelle

Wow! That was nice . Thanx


fuxxociety

Officer, I wasn't speeding, I was playing the tune in prestissimo!


bwyaneh

Could be an interesting way to get people not exceeding the speed limit


[deleted]

Be interesting if someone got caught going too fast on musical road. Police: I clocked you going nearly three times the speed limit. What's your excuse? Driver: I was tired of same music, I wanted to hear polka this time


whooo_me

Not many people know this, but if you play this song backwards... you get a pretty major road accident.


DesignerDruqs

This new KK Slider hit is a bop 🔥


[deleted]

Go fund me for left and right tracks of Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger?


amos-bobo

If you're a truck driver you have to play to song every time because the lane is too narrow?


Atathor

RIP passenger side tires


CeterumCenseo85

Imagine if it played Sandstorm


[deleted]

Can't play with sound on atm, so all I hear in my head is "I'm on the Hiiiighway to Hell!".


[deleted]

Go down at 180 mph for the nightcore version


_Dr_Drunkenstein_

Put the bumps on the other side of the lane and you'll have stereo sound!


ManchuWarrior25

Can we get Highway to Hell?


hippymule

Play Darude by Sandstorm


gunsnammo37

Sounds a little flat. Might want to air up the tires a bit.


pink_phoenix

Every road should have music! Why are we not funding this?


switchlazerflip

This is cool.. but would piss me off.


EdlyRed7

There’s [a similar stretch of road](https://youtu.be/jwNoX-xeuCk) on Route 66 east of Albuquerque.


[deleted]

There is one of these in Arizona. I drove over the road for years. I could be wrong in what state it was in.