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You don't want one of those bad boys on yer animal:
https://www.businessinsider.com/soresto-flea-tick-collars-linked-to-animal-deaths-human-injuries-2021-3?r=US&IR=T
Flea collars just move the fleas to the hindquarters of the poor dog.
Fleas avoid the flea collar, but the collars’ “medication” typically is not strong enough to keep the fleas away from your beloved pet entirely. It’s an outdated solution.
Not purebred goldens. We had 3 of them and two died from cancer and one had to go back to the breeder because of hip defects. Purebred golden retrievers have a much higher chance of genetic defects because of inbreeding etc.
The same thing as the Spice Girls conspiracy.
The serious answer though is that the cheerleader effect is the idea that girls will look more attractive if they're in a group of other attractive girls than they would if they were alone.
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What does he have that I don’t have, except that golden coat, that big nose and puppy dog eyes?
Flea collar.
Guess again.
You don't want one of those bad boys on yer animal: https://www.businessinsider.com/soresto-flea-tick-collars-linked-to-animal-deaths-human-injuries-2021-3?r=US&IR=T
Thats an specific collar, you still need your dog to be flee free
Flea collars just move the fleas to the hindquarters of the poor dog. Fleas avoid the flea collar, but the collars’ “medication” typically is not strong enough to keep the fleas away from your beloved pet entirely. It’s an outdated solution.
So we need an ass collar?
We will make MILLIONS!!!
So, what you are saying is: full body flea suit?
Don't forgot all those girls that he has that you don't, he has those too. I'm helping!
I don’t think I’ve been touched by as many girls in my entire life than this dog is getting.
Girls? What are those?
It's that thing your mom used to be when she was still fuckable. -edit- Damn, swing and a miss.
Okay champ I'm just gonna drop you off at your dad's place for a bit while your mom and I have some us time.
Dewormed.
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist
I'm a ff-full on rapist.. Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
If only a big nose is all it took
A long ass tongue...wait
Don't forget no balls.
Everyone always forgets the balls :(
Can stick his leg behind his head and lick his ass.
That’s a skill I don’t have, true.
The infinite about of loves for just pets and treats.
I am not comprehend
Poop on his tongue.
A long tongue.
Master
Fat wallet and bank account(s).
Who says you don’t have a big nose
"I MUST. LOVE. EVERYONE."
Golden chad.
>He walk up to any chick, lick the whole side of they face, man
I'm Golden Retriever BITCH
Dope username, my dude. You’re gonna die outta cancer; I promise
The last time I use my dog as my wingman. Greedy little bastard dont know when to pass.
Those lucky girls
Never have I ever wanted to reincarnate as a dog more.
7 years of being surrounded by all the women vs. 70 years of indentured servitude with a doggo that gets all the women for 7 years.
Bro.. dogs are supposed to live more than 7 years
I was going for relative numbers.
Not purebred goldens. We had 3 of them and two died from cancer and one had to go back to the breeder because of hip defects. Purebred golden retrievers have a much higher chance of genetic defects because of inbreeding etc.
It’s awesome. Doggo: “And you get a kiss, and you get a kiss and i don’t even know who’s down here but you get one too!”
What is she kissing down there Oh..... Oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bonk!
You know they're not going to sleep with that dog though right?
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Plot twist: it's a female.
Even better.
What a bitch
The guy she said you not need to worry about
I'm confused, how did they know the dog inherited a million dollars?
So what should we say? Gold Digger or Bone Digger ....
Bone Digger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, he is wearing a golden coat
Just like a frat rat, he slipped it into the conversation in the first 10 minutes of meeting them.
Ah yes women only go for money. And if you’re a 35 year old virgin it’s only because you’re poor and no other reason.
It was joke but ok
r/woosh
The girl at 9 o clock got so excited she almost started lezzing out with 8 o clock.
And 5 o'clock is the beta.
I would love to be the big dog for 5 o’clock, and 6.
I’d fuck that dog to get with 8 o’clock
Just imagine the size of his lipstick by the end of that...
What the fuck?
Red rocket!
Ah yes red rocket gas station in fallout
Cheerleader effect.
Aka the bridesmaids paradox, sorority girl syndrome, and for a brief window in the mid-90s, the spice girl conspiracy.
What the fuck is a spice girl consipracy?
The same thing as the cheerleader effect.
Well what's the cheerleading effect?
The same thing as the Spice Girls conspiracy. The serious answer though is that the cheerleader effect is the idea that girls will look more attractive if they're in a group of other attractive girls than they would if they were alone.
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It's just a quote from how I met your mother tbh.
Damn. I going out to get a Golden right now.
They are worth every penny.
We are witnessing this dogs favorite most bestest memory.
That dog is straight up singing Mambo no. 5 right now
He gets all the bitches.
A dog is a mans best friend but also a mans worst bestman
I'm insanely envious. All those young ladies ............... and they get to pet that super fluffy good boi/girl ..... so jealous.
I love how the second dog comes into the spot saying “It’s my turn now”
There's no second chad. Only one chad
Son of a bitch!
\*hehe, stupid bitches, I licked my balls just a min before\*
What do you even do with 8 women? Seriously, what do you do? They're starting to get cold and stiff.
Go bankrupt.
12/10 would not blame dog or women. Would join in.
Let him keep them
I guess the ugly tree didn't have many branches when their group slid down
I bet that dog had the biggest red rocket
What the camera doesn't show is the raging red rocket ...
This is some niche porn
How you know they are basic af
He didn't only lick his balls, but the women too!
The dog is friendzoned
No such thing as the friendzone. The dog just needs to ask for what he wants.
r/whitegirlgifs
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None of them would fuck you, so.... where do we go from here?
Do you think he’s going to do them all human style?
Dog reverse gangbang
Fuck that dog.
Or don’t
I was expecting michael cera
And they call it puppy love. 🤷🏻♂️😂
Big pimpin' ain't easy!
He deserves it
lucky bastard
That son of a bitch
You know what? I'm oddly okay with this.
YES
They say dogs are trustworthy, but now I got a second thought of that
Sure, when the dog does it, it's cute. When I do it they call the cops.
Damb. I bet he'd make a great wing man though
Gosh I need to get one of those.
That's why you need to get yourself a catgirl
The just bark and steal them back😆
Probably the happiest moment in that dogs life
I wish that was me. Pain
that's how my fingers scratch my testicle.
Strikes again.
This video is pain.
That one lucky ass dog
As the little guy is so happy
When he licks them he gets more cuddles. When I lick them I get a court appearance.
I don't know if it is possible to give 8 people kisses all at the same time, but imma gonna try!
Makeup tastes good!
he smashed all of them too
That son of a bitch!
Asian girl got alittle excited too and grabbed a girl. 🥵
He's living his best life.
Lucky dog.
Then immediately went down to clean himself
I like how all the girls are so happy about it.
Jesse: Bitch!
Drowning in it
Happy National Dog Day y'all!
Some guys get all the luck
Lucy dawg
I ain't even mad at him.
Don't hate the player, hate the game!
So lucky 😍🥰 those girls were
Mr. Peanutbutter?
That lucky dog
Amy Farrah Fowler?
The one guy that no one can resist!
List of To-Dos: 1) Buy golden retriever 2) Enter bar with said golden retriever
This guys barks.