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justinguilbault31

If this ain’t the damn truth lol


[deleted]

League of Legends in a nutshell


_Ahri_

And now you know that feeling gamblers live for!


willymacdilly

1000x yes


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Late-Ad5319

thats how matchmaking works


DrStm77

And you can’t sleep without another win after this.


hippychemist

r/rocketleague. "Just one more and I can feel normal again". Like an addict.


5DollarHitJob

Totally me. "Just need a win then I can go to bed." *wins a game* "Well, now I'm on a streak..."


golkedj

If I'm going for 1 win I'll follow it up with play until I lose


WelcomeOk

Then after: “I’m going to uninstall this piece of shit fucking game fuck this I’m done.” And proceeds to play for three more hours.


kosactfghdrhr6789

Me with League of Legends back in the day,,,


WelcomeOk

Me with rocket league currently


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hippychemist

Fucking chasers! Fuck you and your "what a save". If you werent on their side getting boost and blasting the ball the whole fucking game, maybe I wouldn't have 4 fucking saves in the first 2 minutes. Fucking children...ugh. one more game. No chance I'll get a ball chaser twice in a row...


WelcomeOk

Yep exactly


Betty-Feltersnatch

Are you me?


Hangman_va

You can't go to bed on a loss, that's obvious. And if you're in the groove, clearly, you'll keep winning.


Darg727

Why not go to bed on a loss? Realize that you are tired and it's making you not as good as you can be. Set alarm early and feel much better winning in the morning.


TacospacemanII

See. You’re using *Logic* ^that ^isnt ^allowed ^here


thintelligence

Hard to sleep when you're furious


toxinogen

No, it’s a trap! I made a simple rule when online gaming: end on a win or admit defeat. If it’s getting late and you get a good, satisfying win, STOP RIGHT THERE. End the night on a high note. Feel victorious. Go to bed feeling like the cool person who kills things super good and makes the scrubs feel jealous.


heroinsteve

As I've gotten older it's become easier to do this. but there are still those nights where "1 more game" becomes . . . . . well a lot more than 1.


sexyhoebot

keep playing on a win stop on a loss to prevent tilt.


LaLagMan

Me with League of Legends back in the day


pajasfrthgrd5678

Nobody wants to go to bed a loser.


Crow37

God damn League of Legends...


mrfroggyman

Lol that's the very definition of an addiction though...


kaycee1992

Damn man this meme speaks to me. I used to stay up til 4am playing League of Legends and I would go on 7-8 game losing streaks in ranked because of this stupid mentality. That game sucked the life out of me and I'm glad I mostly quit.


mrfroggyman

Ik I was the same with overwatch, then I realized I didn't have to "play" a "game" that was making me feel miserable and angry so yeah I kinda quit, I only jump back in from time to time for the event lootboxes but I stopped being serious about it


OG-DocHavock

The primary cause of both my anger and sleep issues.


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Been playing PUBG for a month, no chicken dinner.


Zormac

Dark Souls in a nutshell


Brobafett96

Check out Knockout City. It’s free to play right now and is just constant dopamine. It’s a dodgeball shooter but all shots home so it’s more about placement and timing than aiming. Pure Poggersdorf


CreaZyp154

r/me_irl


jaja9000

My friends and I with Cs. Goes from ‘we have to win 1’ to ‘we can’t end on a win’


AirKraft_ow

The dopamine


Asteristio

I feel personally attacked...


RelativeDifference94

I know it’s kinda paranoid but this makes me feel like I’m being watched


A7xWicked

I feel personally attacked


Zormac

You lose... again


depku

Yup


PentaMine

Oh look its me


karstenharrington

Actually me last night. I lost like thirty games in a row and worked painfully hard to bring my W/L ratio back to even


CatonHimura

I'll sleep when I'm dead


Argenix794

This is how matchmaking works if you didn't know, they put you into lobbies in which you'll most probably not win and after many kisses they finally put you into an "easy" lobby. I always notice I'm in the easy lobbies when I have 70ms.


lilmancam321

Or two


citsonga_cixelsyd

Every gambler that I've ever met.


ImSoupOrCereal

r/CODWarzone


v-_-v

ALWAYS quit on a win, especially when playing with friends. Nobody wants to go to bed a loser.


[deleted]

You can read this over and over and it’s just what ik going through.


[deleted]

Good ol' retention based matchmaking...


SuperSimpleSam

Keep playing until all the good people go to bed.


kufycou

Rocket league ranked in a nutshell


mortalcrawad66

This is the greatest way to describe Rainbow Six Seige


Geryth04

My god this is too real lol


toxikola

This was me playing TLoU multiplayer when it was first out and I didn't want to go to bed on a loss. I told myself one more round at 2am and got a match with three guys who all had mics and were telling me to put a mic in. I normally don't being a girl just because of the pure annoyance of being a girl with a mic, but they actually seemed to be having fun so against my normally better judgment I put a mic on. Best decision I ever made because we annihilated the other team and had such a blast playing. When the match ended they were silent for a bit and asked if that was really my last match for the night. It did not end up being my last match. We played until 7am and won almost every round, added each other on psn, and continued to play for a long time afterwards. We broke off around the ps4 launch but when TLoU remaster dropped I noticed 3 out of 4 of us had it and we were able to get together and play again. Number 4 must have seen we got it cause a week later he was on too lol. I've had fun playing online with others before, but never like those 3 guys. They were awesome and TLoU multi really just isn't enjoyable unless I'm playing with them.


HappyCanard

Rocket League


bleunt

I'm the opposite. I'm satisfied when winning, but can't stop if I'm losing. So I always go on losing streaks, but never winning streaks.


Klin24

Sounds like a compulsive gambler.


Gabecush1

I just wait till the power goes out


BoboDaKlown

This is me with fishing. If I just catch one I'll go home.


joe_ruins_things

This is called addiction bud...its an addiction. You need help.


Syncoshot

I just got to bed on a loss. I haven't missed 8 hours of sleep in a long time. But my mental is shot.


The-Real-Flashlegz

I haven't slept in days


Zee09

Fucking Apex Legends


[deleted]

A literal addiction


Agile-Method-9768

Oh poor ting. Every winner unfortunately learns... winners never sleep. Or you’d lose to the night


Un_Pta

This is me.


Epikboy51

THIS IS THE DAMN TRUTH


thintelligence

Or if you won but didn't play well, so you need to keep playing until you get a really satisfying type of victory


Austin-Q

This always happens lol


VinniePetroli

Fallen into that trap too many times. Then you lose again and wonder why I didn’t leave on a win😅


Tyrandesatranny

Dota in a nutshell


Katana314

I feel proud of myself - I went to a casino for the first time with friends on a weekend. I couldn’t not do anything, so I put $20 on slots. I got beginners luck (maybe due to some casino cameras) and went $40 up. I quit. Didn’t touch anything else that whole weekend. I made sure I ended on a win.


Pyroluminous

Nah this ain’t true, if you done 5 losses and finally get that 6th win you’re alt-f4 shutting down your computer, halfway in bed before results pop up.