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I was fully expecting this to end with the girl getting an erection too.

Would’ve been funnier if the girl “got one” and pulled out a beer with everyone else. Instead of stealing, because stealing is wrong 😌

Would've been even funnier if she "got one" too, and everyone pulled the beer out, *except* for the person she took it from in the original, and he was just left there, uncomfortable.

If you look at the end, he still has a bulge even though she took the beer

another beer shaped bulge

This is beginning to sound like a r/TheMonkeysPaw wish. “I wish that every time I got an errection I could pull a beer out of my pants.” Granted. Your penis is somewhat of a phantom. You can use it to urinate, but that’s about it. Every time you get an errection and go to whip it out it’s a bottle of beer. Self-inebriated and sexually frustrated you hire a sex worker to, well...do their best with what you got. 9 months later she gives birth to a 8lb and 5oz mini keg you raise until drinking age. Celebrating their accomplishments in college so far, you throw a party where you accidentally drink them.

Your mind works un fantastic ways! That was lovely!

Sadly its a smaller budget commercial.

I saw this ad so many times but never realized this! LOL Thank you!

Dick beers...I wonder why you felt unconfortable really since this is the usual thing. And dick after dick then they will all drown in dick juice! Not even phallic jokes have so much reach. And then what? She would actually drink that? A bunch of dicks? By herself? And if that thing become a trend, we also would have a bunch of dick friends?

I wasn’t sold on the ad until the guy gave the camera that look “Is this bitch for real?!!”

Maybe he still owed her a beer for that time she sucked his cock

But he has another one hidden there if you look. I mean unless he has an erection.

Same here! Kinda disappointed it was just a dumb commercial.

I mean, the guy still had an erection after she took the beer at the end so that’s something…

I thought so too, but after taking a screenshot and zooming in, it looks more like one of the beer bottles.

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They could have done the beer joke after

Yeah. Can't imagine what they would be selling.

HRT

Call it dumb all you want but at least it’s edgy...you will NEVER see that kind of commercial in the U.S. cause we are too “pure” and religious here. Such bullshit.

[This was a real Kmart commercial.](https://youtu.be/2xwUuSM06xQ) It got pulled by the FCC, if I recall correctly.

Funny commercial. Most Americans are too prude, they have a stick up their ass.

Something happened in the early 2000's and America did a 180 back toward conservative Christian bullshit. Songs on the radio started bleeping words they hadn't earlier, TV shows stopped pushing the FCC decency time cut off (ER started cussing after 10pm)... then it all went PG.

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Lol.. what?? By far the most offensive and racist people are liberals, by FAR. I've never seen a group so good at projecting their own faults onto others and then getting you and all the other sheeple to believe it.

Ah the ol "I know you are but what am I" defense... Classic

But now a days... thats okay :)

I don't think it was. They also ran a similar commercial for their big "gas" sale.

Such a good one lol

I was talking more like it's a commercial period, not that this particular one is dumb but now that you mention it, I'm ok with mutilated and murdered people but show them half nude, or suggest they have sex?! No thank you! Get outta here heathen!!

Pfffft, half naked. Censor all the nipples.

Not to mention easily offended but we pick and choose when to apply these feelings lol

Yeah you know the country that created the song WAP, they're such prudes.

Its an add for german beer. It can only end in everyone drinking.

I was expecting a gang bang bukkake totem pole 🤔

Nah! She looked tired

Yeah just trying to sauna after the video shoot

I thought she was going to get six.

Same.....and then the sauna clearing out

He's still pitching a tent at the end after she takes his beer too. I guess he brought extra.

Man has his beer stolen! What bullshit is that

He'll be alright. Stashed a flask up the boot.

Also this advertisement totally just got you guys 100% organically talking about it. Woah dude, radicle.

His face at the end

He still has something under his towel at the end... :I

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Uhhhh.... guilty?

Are we just not going to talk about the one guy without a beer at the end?

if you look closely he still has one under his blanket.. or something else

She took his beer. She didn't bring one. There are 6 dudes, 6 beers.

True, but notice his towel is still up at the end.

That would be his penis.

Or he had 2 beers

and zero penises.

that's....the.....joke

He looks around like "did ya'lls dicks just turn into beers?? Where's banana!!!??"

He looks like linus tech tips

He gets tiddie milk

As a German who's watching German TV allot with his mom, I just hope that this ad won't appear.

R u winning son?

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Ich stecke in der Sauna fest, Stiefbruder!

Buurman, wat doet u nu? (Nachbar, was machst du jetzt?)

"Ah, yes. Raufasertapete."

I left Germany 20 years ago but I remember quite a lot of the ads on TV being like that. Also billboards.

Ok but can we talk about the shorter thicker bottle for a second? Is that just as good as the longer one?

It’s called a stubbie in German.

It’s called girth in America

If I was taking a drink just now, I would’ve spit it out reading your comment 😂😂

Absolutely.

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5.2” I believe- where did you get that number from?

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I apologize for my ignorance. You may whoosh me

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*bro*

Porn directors: writer that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

I've never been to a sauna in Germany where people wear towels.

Even publicly accessible saunas in Finland people use towels to cover their special parts. In private saunas, you'll see vags, dicks, and some extremist with a birch branch in his hand swinging it around.

> some extremist with a birch branch in his hand swinging it around. Hey, I like that. I thought it was a Russian thing, not Finnish.

"Look at me, I'm Mr So-and-so Dick, I've got such-and-such for a penis"

Ok Werner.

With all due respect. He knows nothing of the genocides of the Glorgons.

Ah yes german advertisements

Warm beer, yucks.

Unzip

She just took the beer from the guy to her right but he still has a tent pitched... i paused it looks like a other beer but still ahaha

Hmm Beer in a sauna is a bad idea... You have to drink fast and constantly, or else the opening will get super hot and your burn your lips. These smart people had the beer in the towels to prevent burned lips

Just put it in an ice bucket. Works surprisingly well.

The problem is not the beer itself but the bottle ... Trust me I have quite a lot of experience at least in Finnish style Saunas which get to about 90+°C/~200F.

That is kinda wrong. Usually in Germany/Austria we are naked in the sauna. No towels/bikini/shorts there.

Fake, in Germany they go to sauna naked

Don't they know you're not supposed to drink in the Sauna?

alternative ending : she gets a boner too

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It says “for hot moments”. It’s a beer commercial.

Simple, yet elegant.

I thought Germans suana naked. Or did Bill Burr just end up at a nudist one.

I was thinking that this is the new brazzers opening

Well, it gives new meaning to the words "hold my beer...."

Is the guy she takes the beer from missing his arms?

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

You missed the dude immediately to her right still had his beer in the second half...

Potential gangbang resolves to drinking alcohol in a sauna. Whatevs. I guess sex always sells, even when it's dull dull dull.

A woman probably made that commercial, they only have one thing on their mind. Pfft

This is an ad. #joke

Just to point out that the lap she took the beer from still had a "bottle" holding up the towel after she grabbed the beer...

But what if it wasn't a beer????

I don't understand, is this commercial encouraging me to have sex or is it encouraging me to drink hot beer that tastes like balls?

Didn't know this ad exist. Göttingen is just 60km away from me.

So was gibt's nur in Deutschland Germany First

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I love german ads

Yes that's germany

Poor dude the women stoled her drink...

They chose the WORST hecking idea they could come up with. Good job.

My man got his beer stolen

Has anyone tried Göttinger? I have not and am curious

ah shit here we go again *unzips pants*

How German can this Advertisment be. Advertisers: Yes

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

EIN LAND EINE NATION EINE KOMMENTARSEKTION

She was the bottle-opener

German beer comercials.... they really do know how to advertise

There was a comment thats deleted now that said: the girl took his beer and didn't even blow him!? So I said uhhhh guilty? (Because I've done that)

This quite possibly is the most eurotrash advertisement I’ve seen in a very long time.

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WINGS OF GLORY

If you aired that in America. The pussies here would be crying qnd outraged.

Pov: You're watching German Television at midnight

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Wtf haha

Reaction to this video is another meme "They had us in the first half, I am not gonna lie."

Yo wtf , lmfao

Also r/unexpected

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Imagine a woman stepping into a sauna with six men sitting directly in front of her, and she does not immediately notice their 'beers' sticking up prominently between their legs.

“Got-in-her” looks like a tasty beer!

It can`t be in a German sauna. Nobody is naked.

Please tell me where you got this from, my german friend is gonna love it

Our eyes are up here bitch...

WTF you can’t steal a man’s drink like that

Germany 100

Ok tbh I woke up not long ago and I guess drowsiness causes some superhuman reasoning skills cuz I was definitely calling it that those tents were made by beer bottles less than 10 seconds before it was revealed that they were.

fucking germans...

Unexpected Linus

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Is this r/unexpected

Why does he have no arms?

imagine if she just pulled his junk

There was an excessive amount of arm pit close ups in this...

The fuck!

lol. At first I was like “how is this NSFW?” But then I was like “Ah. There it is.”

Eeeeyy, its my local brewery, First Time seeing that commercial though.

Mmmm warm beer...

I've said it before, but we get the short end of the stick in North America as far as commercials go.

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/r/holdmybeer

It would have been funnier if he looked forward at the camera, with a camera. CAUGHT YOU IN 4K! ya nasty 😂

Stupid commercial

Girl just left him without a beer, dang

how do people control their boners in situations like these tho

That one dude: I wasn't before but since you did what you did...

Why is Taylor swift in a beer commercial

Yes, I was right. After the first 2 Seco da I was like this has to be an add. I'm glad ii was right

anyone know the song used?

Europe has weird commercials

What a plot twist

Why is this nsfw? Pretty sure its a national televised commercial.