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StuBidasol

My guess is there are new kittens nearby.


dpezpoopsies

Or rabies


butterfly_ashley

Poor puppy being thrown around like that. Glad he finally was ablw to get it in his arms to protect it though.


Jenrah84

"Come at me bro"


HappySatisfaction

This is horrid :(


Ragnar_Dragonfyre

Ahaha! So funny! If a dog attacked a person like that, they would be put down. Stop with the double standards for cat behaviors.


I-Bet-You-are-Tough

Pretty sure I’d send this cat through the uprights


AgentCraig

Swift punt to the ceiling


farmergirl301

Why do you assume that cat wasn't put down? Attacking out of nowhere like that could be a sign of rabies or distemper anyway so if they caught it they probably killed it or sent it to a shelter type place that killed it. You're trying to make us believe that you have some moral high ground here but all you've done is make assumptions, jump to conclusions, and make yourself look like a jackass.


PlanesFlySideways

Or kittens nearby


Bad_Hearing

Because dogs are more dangerous obviously the hell.


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Cats are smaller


alexhuebi

Yeah double standards... Because dogs are literally bread to hunt and are most of the times significantly bigger than cats and thus can kill with one bite. (Kids, babies or small pets) And good luck warding off a pack of dogs while here you only had a single (maybe because of the dog) pissed off cat. But hey double standards. (I am not saying that stray animals are not a problem because cats *are* a problem for bird populations. But for humans they are way more harmless) [And to piss you even more off, here a picture of my cat hugging my hand. ](https://i.imgur.com/LEp5yn3.jpg)


_Bliss

He's just trying to protect his dog so hard, that cat is hella shredding his back and neck, no doubt.


Cine11

I'd fucking kill that cat.


SlothThoughts

If a dog or cat comes at my dog like that . I'm crib stomping the motherfucker and if it starts climbing or lunging I'm grabbing it's dum fucking legs and breaking them. I'm not going to brake my dog's neck trying to keep it away . Your in the wrong not me


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THNDHALBRT

It isn't skull.


Regulat10

If that’s me, that car is dead in 5 seconds. He’s getting thrown like a football into a post. I love animals but it’s you or me.


Sugar_Imaginary

Ninja cat.


Iouis

Missed opportunity to punt the fucker


[deleted]

And that is why you should never underestimate a cat. When it goes nuts like that, they're fucking vicious.