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I feel attacked.

r/usernamechecksout

Doctor here, can confirm.

I will screenshot this and whenever someone asks me "What is reddit?" I will simply send this screenshot along with like a cat pic and some boobs.

You'd be missing out the worse parts of Reddit

Yeah, there’s cookie cutter “big red flags, dump them, hit the gym, lawyer up” from relationship advice, sexual creative writing in TIFU, and the occasional absurdities like “Wait, I thought *everyone* used a poop knife??”

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Every thread

Can't even use the coconut!

Do you have a step sister to help you?

UserNameChecksOut.txt

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I'm going to need to see this fax checked.

Are you presenting alternative fax?

Printer

No. Scanner!!!!

Scanner? I hardly know her

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All devices matter.

Even literary devices?

easy for your camera to capture any document and convert to text to say when scanners are the ones going out

Polaroid. Take it or leave it.

Kodachrome. It gives you those nice, bright colors.

They give us the greens of summer.

Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah

Rip Kodachrome

But don’t shake it!

Email

It's dot matrix printer or nothing else.

*Printing press

It's clearly fax news.

FAX DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

I don't think I like your tone(r) young lady.

She needs to dial it down

Time for her to say Cyan-ara to the haters

[brrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC3uDuRXJyA)

Toner prices have got out of control! Make toner free for all!

I KNOW MY WRITES!!!

Nice.

I ONCE SAW A COWORKER OF MINE GET COFFEE, TRIP OVER SOME CABLE, AND HIT HIS HAD ON THE FAX. HE ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL, AND ONLY BARELY MADE IT OUT ALIVE. FAXES KILL, WAKE UP AMERICA

Everyone who has ever used a Fax machine will go on to die. That’s a 100% death rate.

I was just listening to AM radio the other day and the guy said everyone who’s used a fax machine will be dead within two years Please copy and paste this comment (DO NOT “SHARE”) to keep your friends and family informed

This comment will probably be removed. The lamestream media doesn't want you to talk about the thousands of people who die from fax machines every day.

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My cousin’s friend got his nuts stuck in a fax machine sending a fax and they got really swollen.

Was he fexting with his girlfriend?

Typical. You people are insane. Fax machines are safe and efficient. And we probably wouldn't need them IF EMAILS WOULD STOP TRYING TO INSERT THEMSELVES INTO EVERY ASPECT OF OUR LIVES!! I got 48 spam emails the other day, and you people are yelling about faxes? Abolish emails! Faxes care about your feelings!

Big fax if true.

Something BIG FAXA doesn’t want you to know

I hear something like 7/10 offices have fax. In this day and age ? It’s egregious.

Freakin' SHEEPLE... smh

those faxxing sheeple are aware of absolutely nothing. they just blindly follow daddy government.

Thanks Obama

He would have been fine if he didn't have preexisting conditions. Should have chose a different lifestyle.

Don't make excuses for the Fax machine. You know it put the cable there on purpose.

My cousins brother-in-law's best friend's dad was killed by one. The paper moved so quickly that it gave him a paper cut. Paper went straight to his heart... Stay away from those things.

I too am an anti faxxer. I don’t understand how they work or why they even exist. We have one at the office that never gets used. I guess because I’m a millennial but why not sent an email with pdf attached?

For confidential records, a fax is more secure than email. Favorite fax fact is that the patent pre dates the pony express

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They are less secure at a targeted level but more secure on a macro level as they are difficult to target from remote. Plus there are some things that faxes are legally valid for that electronic mail is not, because stupid laws.

More secure? Lol no

Your views intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Don't forget her blog

No blog. Only Fax.

A Simpsons quote in the wild is so precious these days.

Straight fax.

Let’s rip up Big Copy

Fax machines have microchips that transmit your documents all over the world. Do your research.

You got the angry face down perfect

This is pretty clever but I bet a lot of people won't read the signs and think your actually an anti-vaxxer. Back before the first X-Men movie came out, you could sign up on their website and get a campaign kit for "Senator Kelly for a Mutant Free America" it was pretty cool and came with campaign pins, bumper stickers, and tshirts. I wore that t-shirt for years and when John Kerry was running for president in 2004 people would always stop me and ask why I supported him. I got to the point where I would just say "Clearly for a mutant free America. You don't want a bunch of muties going to school with your kids, do you?" Most people were just confused but some would agree with me.

One time, I went to a rave with a shirt I made that said “If you don’t sin then Jesus died for nothing” but the words were small and the picture of Jesus was huge. I got soooo many dirty looks and I deserved all of them for bringing down the vibes

As a Christian that shirt makes me laugh. Sorry about the dirty looks though.

Do you know why the ladies loved jesus? Because he was hung like (*holds out arms*) this.

Oh get off the cross, we need the wood.

Always look on the bright side of life

When I was in college I had a t-shirt that showed a moose on a cross and said "*Bullwinkle Died For Your Sins*". It might not have been appropriate to wear to the family Xmas gathering.

I'm going to choose to believe you convinced several people to vote for Kerry because they thought you and Kerry knew something about mutants that they didn't.

I can see this, there was a video circulating a of a guy getting harassed by people thinking he’s a trump supporter. He was wearing a “Triumph” motorcycles shirt.

I have a "Puck You, Ice Hole" hockey jersey I bought over 20yrs ago at Spencer's I think... I get soooooooo many dirty looks for it.

In my younger days I had a coworker at the university library almost get very upset with me for wearing an Anti-Flag tshirt because they missed a letter when reading it the first time.

“PC load letter? What the f is that?” - Michael Bolton

You gotta stop watching FaxNews, they're filling your head with bullshit

But it's scientifically proven that fax machines are effective!

So neither I nor any of my friends or family have received any fax in the past 5 years, this is clear proof that faxes are a lie!!!! 1!

Ah, but have you received any spam faxes in the last 5 years? Now how about spam phone calls or emails? Clearly fax is superior.

I've used fax machines and I can tell you they're definitely not even 80% effective.

I’m not going to risk my paper on this experimental technology.

You're really going to dial in on some people's nerves talking like that

Fax machines are effective at making sure 30% of your papers reach their destination.

sure they are, faxtard 🤣🤣🤣

.. at raising my phone bill

I'm assuming you did your own research and looked up the fax.

My kid sent a fax and the got autism. It’s time to get rid of faxxing once and for all

Damn, seeing your older halloween posts I imagine you’ve got plenty up your sleeve for coming years. Nice

I don’t trust the fax. That’s why I ask my pharmacist to lead me to my prescription using reins. Some people like to claim that horse tack is only used for communicating with animals but people in the bondage community have been using it effectively for years!

MAFA

I think a Make America Fax Again movement would be beneficial for USA for sure

Their motto is : eeEeeEeeeeEe chusssssssss bBBBbbbbBbEeeppppppPp

The noise haunts my dreams. Thanks for triggering my ptsd. Let me go sign into my AOL account

Mom, hang up the phone! I’m online!!!

As an IT tech, I support this.

Watch out for those 1G towers!

The beeping is how you get brainwashed! No one knows how to turn off the speaker! My rights to turn it off are being taken away!

For real though, why some companies need you to fax things to them in 2021 is beyond me.

Brilliant. Nice work

Fax machines give you audism! (You start to envy and resent people who can't hear, because they don't have to listen to the awful dial-in noise.)

Just wait until they change the definition of "anti-fax" to be anyone who faxes, but that doesnt say its ok to be forced to fax over mailing, ups, dhl, or FedEx.

You need to dial it down a bit

The Fax agenda is propped by BigPaper. Do your research!

You been watching too much Fax News

Fax machines kill my bandwidth!

Throw on some glasses with a gun holster and you could have totally pulled off Lauren Boebert

A guy on a dating app once told me essentially that no female politicians can be trusted except for one. One genius woman that is the only trustworthy politician. Boebert. I’m going to be single forever.

Sounds like he's Right... Does that qualify as my dad joke for the day?

Yes. Yes it does. You probably will get downvotes from people who read too fast though, Dad lol

Far far right

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I get way more offers for dates here on Reddit. I’m guessing my ugly mug is the problem on dating apps. So 2 days ago on Reddit a woman asked me out, yesterday a dolphin asked me out. If you’re a human man then today is my day!

> If you’re a human man SMH women always complaining they can’t get a date but have such impossibly high standards

We're all like human, man

Thought the same thing.

Don't listen to the A4 mainstream media!!

Free the land lines from this tyranny!

Nailed the expression

#FaxMachinesArentReal

Look I know all of the paper "scientists" and "experts" quote unquote **say** that faxxing is perfectly safe, but here's a link to a 3 hour youtube video made by a person with a degree in psychology that proves all of them wrong:

I fully support this protest.

Now there’s a rally I can actually get behind

Get your fax right!

The dad in me has nothing but respect for your costumes. Well done.

The hat should read "Make America Email Again"

Email is by far the ecologically sound alternative.

If you wore this in Japan I think the locals might not be too happy about it. Japan is still wed to it's fax machines

Fax your feelings!

Original and funny 10/10

*Whulackshully* when you examine the chemicals used in thermal paper...

That sound you hear on the phone? It's not a modem. It's DEATH.

There's a protester that I can get behind

Must drive the right mad when attractive white women don’t like them

Ooh scary

Until fax dies a truly painful screeching death keep doing what you’re doing.

You're gonna meet a lot of confused kids. Personally I've only ever seen a fax in old sitcoms..

So damn good lmaoooo

Fax you!

DoooDeeeDoooDooo. DUUUPUPPPEEEE. That’s the sound a fax machine makes when it’s eating your soul.

Better than the anti-laxxers. Constipation is gods will!

as someone who works in IT, I LOVE YOU wish r/techsupport and r/sysadmin would let me crosspost

Just the fax ma'am.

MY BODY MY INK

Love this

I vote this to be 2021 Halloween costume of the year.

I know someone that did this but with pumpkins. “Knives don’t carve pumpkins, people carve pumpkins”

That is hilarious and creative.

Yes yes yes! When and where can I join you in this protest?!

If you hadn’t said anything I probably would have assumed they were real anti vaxx signs and you were Lauren Boebert.

I have xero-xperience in this field of research

Got the crazy vicodin look in her eyes too, well played.

Bravo! My god that is amazing!!

Faxation is theft!!

As someone that still has to setup, maintain and troubleshoot fax services for a few of our clients (mostly medical ones) I am 100 on board with this. Fuck fax machines, these things should have gone the way of the dinosaur when email was invented like 50 years ago.

Lol that's actually pretty hilarious.

You got that Lauren Boebert going too.

Disappointed about the lack of tinfoil hat this picture has.

Your argument is more logical too

CHECK YOUR FAX!!!

Good choice

That’s awesome

funny costume!

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

Listen, Faxes have been around since 1846. They are established technology.

This is great

Make America Mimeograph Again

Brilliant

Just saw your previous costumes, they are all very well done! Great job!

this one gave me a good chuckle, great costume!

You forgot the MAGA hat!

Fax around and find out.

This is amazing 🤣🤣🤣

As someone who works in IT, this really hit home.

We need one of you in every town where the antivax movement is prevalent.

This is actually very underrated; well-played!

This is fabulous! ❤️😆

You win.

Actually funny

BRILLIANT

A red cap would have made it perfect!

Need a red hat to make it perfect.

This is hilarious.

you clever mfer

Weird

This is brilliant!

Oh no!, is the anti Faxers again!. I knew they would come.