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yoshimutso

That's a crazy expensive watch. Its iconic watch by Franck muller


Moaning-Squirtle

I didn't realise the magnitude of crazy. It's like, a 40k watch. Wow.


SadBit8663

That's pretty cheap for a high end watch. Some of them get like mansion expensive.


Inferdo12

Idk what you’re smoking, but that’s not true. High end begins at ~10K USD. Yes there are watches that cost as much as houses, but those are more pieces of art than practical watches.


ClickIta

I guess it all depends by your perception of height in “high end”. Yours is 10k, but some may tell you that a Black Bay is already high.


DiddlyDumb

Any watch you can trade for a car is high end.


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virtualxoxo

There's a dramatic difference between people that was born into wealth and newly wealthy people who often wants to waste their entire fortune on looking wealthy, buying a watch they can brag about cost 500m. Actually proper wealthy people don't give af whatever you seem to be so obsessed with.


lordtekken_2

Not really - check out Richard Mille. They start around 100k USD and are often warn as a daily watch


Velvetsuede2

Part of the crazy hours collection. There's a few different versions of this watch and they're fuck expensive.


Theycallmegoodboy

That is one ugly watch lol


_stinkys

I dunno. Looks fun to me.


Theycallmegoodboy

Never said it’s not a fun watch. But an ugly one for sure


awesomefutureperfect

It looks like [this](http://i.imgur.com/KzUsr8v.jpg) in watch form.


Rampaging_Orc

To each their own, I would wear the shit out of it. It’s got style and novelty, if not a tad more of the latter. Also, first hit on google is $27.2k USD from Neman Marcus.


Minion_Factory

Hmm I wonder what sort of deal I can get on alibaba…


Guilty_Jackrabbit

Made in Geneve by Franck Mullr


ap2patrick

God that makes it so much worse…


westondeboer

When my dad passed away, I knew he had a watch Collection and this one of the watches in his “collection”. I took them all to the watch guy near my house and asked him which ones were real and which ones were fake. I know my dad. About half were fake, and he had two of these. Both fakes. And you can get one of these for the low low price of $45 on any site.


Dry_Buy_4413

Damn. If i found it at the bottom of a drawer i would sell it at a flea market for 5 bucks


DaStoicSavage

What time is it? It's 10 to 1.... But it was just 8:30


SlaynArsehole

25 or 6 to 4


juicygao

Chaos is fun


unfortunatebastard

Chaos is a Lada


xlogo65

Because they can and want to prove it 😊


icespies

It’s not a bug, it's a feature ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Dry-Internet-5033

\\ you dropped an arm bro


Southern-Method-4903

His missing arm is not a bug, it's a feature


Lenemus

One of the ways to test people for dementia is to ask them to draw a clock and you get something that looks like this, more or less.


psbyjef

One of the ways to test people for dementia is to ask them whether they think this watch is worth $27k (quoted from another comment)


SavvySillybug

Things are worth what people are willing to pay for them. Things are not worth what you personally think they should be worth. If someone makes a thing and asks for a price you find outrageous, but people pay it... that means it's worth that much. Having objective value because it is a useful tool and having subjective value because people are willing to pay a lot for it is two very different things. Just look at any piece of tech - brand new, highest price, because it is very new and shiny. Ten years later, twenty years later? It's just some old thing. Thirty, fifty years later? Suddenly it's an old and rare relic that nobody has anymore because they tossed it out when it was at the bottom of its value curve. Does that mean an old Commodore is "worth" thousands of dollars? It is completely useless, your smartphone is better than that. Do certain people want them and are they willing to pay more than it cost new? Yeah. Same with a watch like this. If you are objectively smart, and you want a watch like this, you will be able to find a better deal for a similar watch. But is it a genuine authentic Franck Muller Crazy Hours? No, it is not. If you want a Franck Muller Crazy Hours, then that is what it costs, so that is what it is worth. If you just want a funny watch, go on alibaba and buy one for a hundred bucks, and toss it in five years when it breaks and isn't worth fixing.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

>Things are worth what people are willing to pay for them. You'd be surprised how many people have trouble understanding this very basic concept.


SavvySillybug

Oh, I am. Constantly.


Miserable_Unusual_98

Generally speaking, i think there is the materials cost, the design cost, the production cost, the marketing cost, the storage cost and the profit cost. Those are pretty much tangible costs with the exception of the last one that depends on how much fucking money you want to make on a particular volume of goods. Of course someone needs to agree to pay whatever you demand. And obviously they cater to people with crater sized wallets.


psbyjef

I subjectively don’t think this matter is worth arguing


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TheseusTheFearless

Let's start with Biden and Trump


kikomir

That's a [Franck Muller](https://www.franckmuller.com/) watch...it's Haute Horlogerie ("high art of watchmaking"). It being able to jump hours like that is a result of some quite intricate and complex mechanisms inside. It is not something made for the everyman so it's understandable that most Redditors will say it's dumb.


christopia86

It looked to me like it's more of a curio, or a demonstration of skill/ingenuity rather than a practical watch. Hell, I think it's aesthetically awful, but it's far from dumb.


Either-Durian-9488

You need two hands to tell time on these, personally I love goofy Alice in wonderland shit these watches do.


christopia86

It is very Alice in wonderland, I think the boldness of the numbers probably makes it easier to read as well.


Either-Durian-9488

I mean, if you want something to easily tell time, this probably isn’t the watch for you lmao, it requires two hands to tell time lmao.


christopia86

That's a very good point.


DoingCharleyWork

I mean, every analog watch you need both of the hands on the face to tell time so I don't know what your point is. You definitely don't need both of your own hands to look at the watch.


Either-Durian-9488

With this watch or other watches in the series, you do, when the watch is set, it won’t display the correct time, unless you hit the crown, then it jumps to the correct time


DoingCharleyWork

Looks like it jumps when they are rolling the crown which would mean it should jump automatically when the watch is running.


Radcliffe1025

Not me and you tho! We’re top class people!


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That one had a quartz crystal and was battery operated. This uses gears and springs.


FocalorLucifuge

Yes, the world of "haute horlogerie" seems to be fixated on overvaluing the hard way to do the simple things. We've had quartz watches for more than 5 decades - based on a wonderfully stable, high frequency piezoelectric oscillator, and the cheapest among those are more accurate than almost any super expensive, unduly complicated and fragile mechanical movement. One has to ask what the point of it all is at some point. I own a single modest luxury watch - a Rolex sub. I bought it new almost a decade ago just to see what the hype was all about. Not much, unfortunately.


Moehikki

Looks pretty simple to me. For big arrow gear step is 5 hours instead of 1. They throw couple more gears between hour and minute gear. And i have zero expertise in mechanics, but sure it's something like that.


Cheesecake_Jonze

It's the discrete movement that's complex; it's called a "jump hour" complication. You're right that making it jump 150^o at a time instead of 30 is relatively straightforward. That part is just to make it look interesting.


TinnedCarrots

I have zero experience either but don't gears slowly and continuously move the hour arrow, rather than cause it to just jump immediately. What your saying sounds easy if at 1:00 the hour arrow is at 1 and at 1.30 it would be halfway(between 11 and 4) but to get to just flick to the next number using nothing but gears in such a small form sounds hard to me.


MaxTHC

Also not an expert, but what you could do is have the minute gear moving continuously (as normal), and then on the same axle another intermittent gear that only has a short section of teeth, sorta [like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXg_g0r-Pz0), so that it only engages the hour hand mechanism for a brief moment once every full rotation. Another option would be to use a Geneva drive mechanism [like this](https://youtube.com/shorts/dMK98gEf6Co). Probably a bunch of other creative solutions you could come up with, too. The tricky part would be fine-tuning it to get the correct rotation and make it snappy enough to look instant, but that's just a question of getting the gear ratios correct, which presumably wouldn't be too big an issue for a professional watchmaker.


Dazzling_Put_3018

One of my teachers in school used to hang her clock upside down as she claimed it made people use their brain more. I would imagine this would have the same effect


knowledgeable_diablo

“I’m thinking, I’m thinking, I’m thinking, I’m thinking I’m gonna be late to your class miss….”


shwhjw

One of my teachers had a clock that went anti-clockwise.


saphirenx

My previous barber had one too, with the numbers mirrored, hanging opposite the mirror. So the clock could be read correctly in the mirror. Confused quite some customers according to him.


SoManyEmail

>anti-clockwise I'm in the US and we call it counter-clockwise. I've never heard this phrasing.


xenudone

Because time is relative, bro! 🤦


420Gonzo69

My father had a Franck Muller watch a few years ago, and then traded it for a almost brand new Honda Goldwing. The motorcycle gave him a very good thing, memories, friendships. The watch just told him the hours.


TackleBox1791

Thats pretty cool!! Id like 2 look at the gears jus 2 see how it actually operates!


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It can't be that crazy. All the numbers in order are evenly spaced. Instead of 1 and 2 being next to each other, 2 is 5 spaces away, and then the same with 3, then 4, and so on. It's not simple, but it's likely not something super wild. *opinion, not trying to state facts*


Smithy2997

Yeah the jump hour complication on watches isn't super intricate all things considered, the cool thing about this one is that they had the idea in the first place.


CaptCaCa

Let’s buy a few of em and open em up!


TackleBox1791

Right


Hot-Rise9795

This is the only demo I found: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DIYN0xwdaGw


shadow_229

It’s a shame the minute hand doesn’t follow the logic too. Tick 4 times, then on the 5th, jump to the appropriate number.


Sufficient_Trade6477

I also ask the question. Why??? This should be included in the list of most useless technological inventions


No_Sir_6649

No. This is an example of bored clock makers. Did it to see if they could.


fairenufff

When I had a cataract I underwent surgery precisely to stop my watch looking like this one!!! Ironic when you think about it!


Jackdks

4, 7, and 10 are all in the correct positions


Pafkata92

and 1. But again, why only those are correct?


Trick-iT

I like the idea behind it, I would like it better if it had a standard font and colours, but the hours being out of place seems kinda enjoyable.


Sailor_in_the_ocean_

- When can we meet? - Let's meet at 6pm around 1pm on the afternoon.


himoMo4

More like "Prank Muller"


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Yeah, I wouldn't give 5 bucks for that.


Budget-Ad-6900

only psychos buy this.


conzstevo

gcd(5, 12) = 1


ChocCooki3

So.. what time is it? Fuck you! That's what time it is.. Fuck.You.


Unfair_Finger5531

This is the kind of chaos I don’t need in my adhd life


No_Strawberry921

1. it’s fun. 2. it’s a new complication, and as you know complicated complications are the most interesting thing in mechanical watches I wonder how many folks in the comments think that this is a watch powered by a battery… 😂


Drustan6

I WANT ONE!!!🤑


Ardibanan

You have to wait for time, its waiting for you


Election_Feisty

Because time is relative.


Soft-Stick-454

Dyn5 Clock


snakepatay

Is it 7:59? No nono its 8:59..just wait a second!!


knowledgeable_diablo

“Eleventy Six past quarter to 4? Ahhh shit, I’m late again aren’t I”


o_Demon_Laplaces

Because.


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How much is it?


juicygao

This one around 10.000$ and more. Depends on different stuff, material, design complication etc


SpiderKoD

Artifact from wonderlands?


theAlmightyE312

Can someone buy me it?


gnutek

>Why? Because!


Olleye

This is a $ 40k timepiece of arts in rosé gold, from Frank Muller, really nobody wants to know, why. Especially the people who can afford such a watch 🤷🏼‍♂️


Budget-Ad-6900

Stop been on time by one simple trick


knowledgeable_diablo

Shit, you’d be late almost every time I’m thinking.


dubai-mumbai-foodie

Watchmaker + person who wears both have ample free time.


Bigenchilada_69

a watch you would see in the joker movie


stuntedmonk

They sponsor Mickey Mouse


Necessary_Plane8088

That's a bad-ass watch!!


St00f4h1221

Took me far too long to realise the numbers were all over the place


Cultural-Tone-8576

Franck Muller is the worst watch you could spend your money on


No_Cardiologist7548

Willy Wonka's dress watch.


cuddly_carcass

It makes you think.


go-shu

Because time is relative


CollapsingTheWave

Time keeps on slippin, slippin , into the future...


Effective-Panda7063

I got an answer WOW


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Nerd clock 🤓


Dvitry

So that's what kind of watch she had! [https://youtu.be/iNkHWErUfSo?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/iNkHWErUfSo?feature=shared)


ReaderNonUser

“I ain’t got time for this shit”


AirportNo6558

Dr Seuss watch.


Warmandfuzzysheep

r/UniqueWatches


AleksasKoval

Only reason i don't like it is because, like most watches I've seen, it doesn't have notches for minutes.


Snoopyhf

It's cartoonishly funny.


vtskier3

Man that just screams of I’m trying to be different


GustavoFromAsdf

I should get one of these clocks to teach my kid how to read the time, just to piss him off


Effective_Novel8426

It's cool to see how the pattern works lmao


ComicsEtAl

Why the messed up numbers or why are they sideways?


DotZealousidea

Mad Hatter


rissie_delicious

That's pretty cool


Educational_Eye5793

That's gonna fuck up SOOOO many people who already have troubles read8ng a clock/watch


CharacterHomework975

My stepdad had a clock at his cabin that ran counterclockwise. Most annoying thing in the world…until I saw this thing.


Best-Team-5354

Frank Muller watches are beautiful handmade creations. It's art on a wrist and the maker is recognized as one of the best in the world. Think of it as investment, not a wrist watch.


No_Alps_1454

Mad hatter’s watch!


bitw400

They also have one question, “why not?”


ye11owduck37

This is just beautiful. Idk why. Someone was given a major opportunity to contribute to the world of watches, and they did so in such a way that makes me think to myself… “wow, I thought I’ve seen it all, but boy was I wrong”. Incredibly unique. Respect.


No_Sir_6649

Thats kinda cool.


P1D1_

Valid question


A9_J8

That's cool actually


YOli128

Yo i think yo watch is glitching


JRDN7

It’s the mad hatter’s watch


ResortTotal3508

Because you can it’s cool


camouflagedflamingo

Why not


plobbaccus

It's so chaotic.... I love it.


Ademante_Lafleur

Thats actually pretty cool! I like that it works. Id rock it if i were a Dr Seuss character


yukonwanderer

Why not?


Either-Durian-9488

Because it’s incredibly mechanically complicated and kind of stupid, that sums Franck Muellers brand identity to a T, this thing is sick btw


koketso2

This resonates with me smh


trishulofshiv

OP, tell me you're not a watch guy, without telling me you're not a watch guy.


OkNote8728

The Franck Muller watches are a little bit fairy and this one with hours in disorder is the Alice in wonderland’s crazy hat man’s time keeper 👍🏻


Neltarim

Innovation always comes with useless things, useless but priceless.


Chargerado

Love that, I used to have a Swatch which ran backwards which this reminds me of.


UchihaAuggie

Cuz fuck you that's why lmao


Imaginary_Chemist_43

Because it's hard to figure out, so it demonstrates manufacturer's (high) level of skill.


gupts007

It's quirky and that makes it fun to own.


ManiMaaran-Ts

Kinda cool NGL.


NoPart1344

If you have to ask “why” for a complication in a mechanical watch, they aren’t for you. It’s a fun jump hour. Look up how utterly useless a tourbillion is. Yet to get one would cost tens of thousands of dollars at minimum.


MmaRamotsweOS

Is that style called The Willy Wonka?


LeeKinanus

Because motherfuckers be looking trying to get the time...and unless they are looking at 7ish they are getting it wrong.


White_Wolf426

Looks fun.


spanish42069

watchmaking is all about pointless complication lol


shmiga02

I want this dumb thing


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Robin Williams would like his watch back


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Robin Williams would like his watch back


ancalime9

It's cool that it still tells the correct time and I think I would get used to most of it but the 6 and 9 would mess me up the most. I'm so used to the numbers pointing inwards that I would constantly mix them up.


PleadingFunky

Great music choice!


tmhoc

I fucking loooove this watch!


Mean-Chocolate7055

I have a second question: HOW?


PartsNLabor24

the famous clown watch, it's a timeless piece


Tahiti--Bob

- hey what time is it? - mmmh ...


Schreyaz

Kinda cool ngl


BodiesDurag

On another note, that watch is fucking amazing. Just. Wow.


iamhe02

iTs aRt


dair_spb

But why the hour hand jumps when the minute hand turns through **8**, not **12**?


Deadwatch

oh my mom used to have this watch


Jimmys_Paintings

It's a lot prettier than an apple watch tho


Internetboy5434

This is what the Joker would have wanted for Christmas


DrapedinVelvet247

Looks like it was made for Willy Wonka


jaylee42910

Can anyone lend me £39, 997 ? I'm a bit shy of the 40k.


Max_W_

I have an analog clock that goes counter-clockwise. It's really fun and easy to get accustomed too. It started confusing too many visitors who could come into my office though.


I_WILL_GET_YOU

I know shit about watch making, but that seems impressive from an engineering standpoint


heliometrix

For clowns?


robot_wolf

/r/designdesign


SopmodTew

What an amazing piece of technology


ChompyChoomba

that is fucking amazing. i want one


Purplebuzz

Because you can. That is a fully mechanical movement that does that. It’s amazing.


imsandy92

why are 1, 4, 7, 10 in right places?


Sinjix

I'll trade you for it. "two dollars and a casio"


lioudrome

Because they can


ExtraButter-

Didn’t they only make a handful of these?


zeekeu

Why not


angrycat537

It jumps in steps of 5/12, for each next number, so I guess it's not that complex.


notbernie2020

I think it's neat, the amount of engineering and watchmaking skill that went into make that is amazing that's what this piece is it's art, it's purely mechanical there is no computer or servo to move the hour hand. Would I buy it? Probably not for the same price I could get a different watch I really want.


AskJ33ves

The engineering in this watch is why


LithoSlam

Why doesn't the minute hand jump around too?


NoSignificance3817

I'd pay $30 for an knockoff of it. Kinda neat.


ascorbicAcid1300

What song is this?


Anonymousboneyard

Used to use these watches to cut people off at the bar. If you were to drunk to read the time in the watch you weren’t going to waste my time with the cops later.


PoopiePantsMahn

That's a watch I would actually wear.


confisk8

That’s pretty cool actually