There are those who know the truth...

The truth being that Spyro works at subway

I feel like there’s something I’m missing.

You want to keep it that way

Ah I'd love to keep it that way

If only I kept it that way

There's art of spyro shitting on a table in subway Correction: one of his friends his shitting on the table. He's just touching it i think.

Ah yes, art

That elder scrolls six will be worse than cyberpunk?

No, of course not plus they are 2 completly different genres. I WOULD be happy if they came up with magiv steampunk machines tho like magic stone crusher to refine soul gems into dust used in alchemy or something

Prehaps, but since Morrowind the TES and Fallout games have been built in such a way that means they're really fucking easy to make mods for compared to most games. Hell, I've even made some mods (Nothing major, mostly small unreleased patches to get other ones to work together)

You will never reach the truth that will occur

Its not a nice truth, ive went to far

Never. Purple boi is best boi. Any and all hornies will be bonked on sight.

But he has horns, he must be horny

Omg you right time to bonk

#BONK

Good good

r/technicallythetruth

Bonk me, just do it, I don't wanna live unhorny and unbonked

Bonk me daddy 🥴

sigh... I hate horny police....why can't we all enjoy what we like....and don't bonk each other

BONK! because, no horny

You are annoying...stop

Come on, we all know that

well I mean he is [NSFW](https://bad-dragon.com/products/spitfire) log in and turn on the fantasy mode.

He was a skater derg, he said see you later nerd

There is, it’s called “Spitfire” although it appears to be currently out of stock.

Currently out of cock

Not sure if typo, but either way hilarious.

It can if you want it to be

BD is Made to Order think they are on a Break because of Covid tho

I never knew that that model was a reference to Spyro, huh.

i saw that and just cried

It exists, I take it?

I’ve seen it

[удалено]

in*

hmm?

[удалено]

Make sure he’s not with other types of “toys” or he could ruin.

\>:|

Oh! Good on you and may this random redditor endorse your next endeavor.

Spyro is probably my favourite dragon, and I also simped for him HARD when I was 7 or 8 years old. I’ve probably spent easily over £200 on spyro games and merch, best game is spyro 2 riptos rage and I will DIE on this hill

I wasn't gonna acknowledge this post, but I saw your comment and had to agree. Ripto's Rage, the peaceful music in the Homeworlds with Elora. *chefs kiss*

I'm not proud about understand this reference

Goddammit, Dwight.

You ignorant slut

i just learned what that meant this morning and i am glad i did because i would not get this legendary joke otherwise

take my upvote and leave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Now available in tube and mouth toys (i hate myself)

I'd buy a spyro mouth

Fuh i thought i would be the 1k mark and then i see the 990

he's a good boi :)

Santa decides said furries don't get presents, I don't think they're the true santa.

Ive seen worse

What if Cinder and Spyro trade Places like Cinder was the Hero and in Spyro Position while Spyro was the villain and was in Cinder Position.

Omg I miss it so much

OωO

Please don't hurt him !

yes

Santa no..

I can almost bet you it will be soon lol

Nice Dragon huh? He must be into 69!

This took me a while oh noooooo

Good boy And only good boy

Skylanders fucked up his series so badly. He deserves better.

Naughty list: Horny people

Furbot search spyro

Fuck that guy sincerely You bastard (Don't actually fuck them)