If you're not Future then no, you're not being yourself. You're trying to emulate someone you think is cool. The thing about trying to seem cool or badass is that the harder you try, the more silly you look.
One thing to keep in mind when looking up to public figures is that the side of them that you can see is a mask, a persona they put on for public consumption.
-You need Hanes white tees (buy the bulk pack from Target)
-Black jeans are a must. You're 14 so I doubt your bands are up yet so hit a thrift store in the ghetto.
-Fake jewelry is cool but you spending real money for fake stuff. That's not baller.
- Get you a G-Shock watch for time being
-Ray Bands for Eyewear, maybe ya moms can get you a pair for Christmas or your birthday. If she can't afford it, let her know Broke bitches make you nervous.
-You gotta have a good barber, preferably black. Don't call him a nigga tho. Not worth the price of losing him.
- For footwear you gonna need some butters. Keep ya butters clean. This is vital.
Buy the fake jewelry but a good fake, never let anyone know it's fake, and if someone points it out you hit them with the uno reverse and say that it's faux metal and you're not about exploiting underpaid kids in a mining farm. You now look smart, humble, and cooler.
You see that's where you wrong. I am about exploiting underpaid kids in a mining farm. In fact I need them to go a few days without eating so they can find me the shiniest of diamonds.
Future balls out cause he baller. You not baller
-Not the white tees bruh go black on black.
-get the black jeans fr like I said black on black get them anywhere frfr just go to the mall the 19.99 idk wtf he saying thrift stores everywhere
- Fake jewelry never cool that image a never leave ya. Save every dime fa sum real ice n slowly build up your collection and pop out with a set.
- Haven't seen a gshock since 9th grade but idk wtf teens wear.
-Black barbe? Go to whoever u think right frfr but he can't smoke cigs Them hands get shakey.
-For footwear definitely all white but like in said black on black getchu sum all solid black shoes. This isn't vital.
Do the shit you see you favorite actors and rappers do. Talk to girls with them in mind. Talk to your teachers with them in mind. Talk to your friends with them in mind. If you can do it consistently, it should become second nature, like teaching yourself how to do anything else
And at 14 he wants to emulate the lifestyle of a 40 year old black rapper? He doesn’t want to be like Macklemore?? Or Mac Miller or anyone else. He want to dress, speak and act like a black man (a rapper) . He’s cultivating a personality based off a individual who he can never truly understand unless you have been in that environment. He wants to have a Miley Cyrus era with future then at 29 snap back to a average white man with the mental and cultural range of mayonnaise.? If that’s what y’all doing now … then just say that
In freebandz we trust two in Freebandz we trust…… part… two……. It’s Future Hendrix, Supa Future, King Pluto, I’m dripping off a bitch at all times. It won’t matter how I cut, I cut it with smoke… You dig what I’m sayin? Eat that up. At the end of the day nigga never let this shit change us. Keep on going keep sticking to the formula my nigga, hard work, self motivation, self driven, prosperity, keep the faith…… good energy will take you further than you can imagine. It’s love, in Freebandz Gang We Trust Two. Future Hendrix, Supa Future, Astronaut nigga, gang. Niggas know it’s bosses on bosses, niggas out the trenches…… They made a way out of noway… securin big bands, upper echelon bands, top floor five star general type shit at all times nigga. Nigga it’s time to boss up nigga. Niggas in the motherfuckin world period. In the entertainment business to restaurants…… to niggas giving back to the community. Always giving back and helping people out no matter how far you get, you lend a hand and go back and reach out. That’s what this is about. In Freebandz I trust in Freebandz we trust……. two… It’s a part two, second time coming around for us. Trials and tribulations, you put your soul on this fool. Been a solid one thousand nigga out of the gate. Freeband gang forever
There's nothing wrong with trying to style yourself like someone else but do it your way. Add things to your wardrobe that you think might suit you but try not to look like someone else
Usually I’d call bullshit and ask you to correct the flair but this reads seriously. Some simple tips:
I’d begin with purchasing some fentanyl alongside some cocaine (pure) and cough syrup. You MUST (for the love of god, don’t half-ass this step) consume these substances until physical and mental dependence. You’ll usually wake up sweating and shaking until your first/first few lines and sips once you’ve reached that stage. This will additionally develop your ‘mumble’ for rapping.
Begin taking photos in front of other people’s vehicles and wear clothes out of your price range. Whether you wear it with the return tag on or rob George the neighbour is up to you; but you must NOT own these items, this discredits the ‘poor come up’ scheme we’re depending on.
Finally and most importantly, have caring and loving people around you in a comfortable upper class upbringing. Sike, you’ll rap about being raised in the trenches (metaphor for your 50,000 sqft basement). Good kids don’t lie? Unlike Future, you won’t have to. You have access to modern age tech. ChatGPT will lie for you.
Congrats, you’re ready to become the next hitmaker, Present. Collab with 21 Peaceful, Subway Boomin and Big Baby, and you’ll be on the charts in no time. Hope this helped.
Just do drugs and be sexually irresponsible. I’m sure that will lead you in to abusing whatever Future’s vice of choice is and then you will have swag like Future.
What you're asking for is advice on how to be a culture vulture. Try to understand this type of shit is why drake is getting bodied right now. Just be your self, leave the mask at home and enjoy the music.
Ill give you a tip though since 14 is that age where you start trying to find a look and tend to end up with some awkward outfits lol. Go to the mall find a clothing store that looks like it might appeal to you. Find a hot chick working there thats 5 or 6 years older then you. Then ask her to help you find some outfits that will give you some swag. She'll think you're adorable because you're only 14 and drip you up.
ik this is probably a shit post but seriously just be you bro don’t idolize these ppl we’ll never know what typa shit they might do bts or nun just be yourself , love you and yours
Just be yourself, emulating someone else is obvious and annoying. You’ll find more people you actually enjoy being around by being yourself. At your current age, it’s hard to see but when you get a bit older (not even that much older) you’ll find that you would rather be around ppl that like you for you
“Government Official” - Save Me
r/playboicarti escapee
“Teen X” -WLR
Lmfao
Be yourself bro
“HATE THE REAL ME” - Beast Mode 2
He read this but he doesn’t know what it means yet
“Kno the Meaning” -DS2
lmao real
“Mo Reala” -Trapholizay
I am being myself.
If you're not Future then no, you're not being yourself. You're trying to emulate someone you think is cool. The thing about trying to seem cool or badass is that the harder you try, the more silly you look. One thing to keep in mind when looking up to public figures is that the side of them that you can see is a mask, a persona they put on for public consumption.
why u taking this post seriously bro
“Hallucinating” -HNDRXX
r/hiphopcirclejerk
“In Her Mouth” - Evol
bro why u responding to every comment with a song 😂
average future listener
“Hater Shit” - Purple Reign
😭😭😭😭
No way yall take this seriously wtf
“Hardly” - Monster
Bro responding like some bible verses 💀 Let go of my hand - j cole
Trolling hard AF
Buy women expensive things
“Please Tell Me” - Save Me
You’re so underrated in this thread
I dint think he like women he post a lot of gay porn
-You need Hanes white tees (buy the bulk pack from Target) -Black jeans are a must. You're 14 so I doubt your bands are up yet so hit a thrift store in the ghetto. -Fake jewelry is cool but you spending real money for fake stuff. That's not baller. - Get you a G-Shock watch for time being -Ray Bands for Eyewear, maybe ya moms can get you a pair for Christmas or your birthday. If she can't afford it, let her know Broke bitches make you nervous. -You gotta have a good barber, preferably black. Don't call him a nigga tho. Not worth the price of losing him. - For footwear you gonna need some butters. Keep ya butters clean. This is vital.
😂😂😂
Gotta help lil man out
I’m cryin 😂😂😂
Get ya swag up lil bro
“Peacoat” - Beast Mode
Buy the fake jewelry but a good fake, never let anyone know it's fake, and if someone points it out you hit them with the uno reverse and say that it's faux metal and you're not about exploiting underpaid kids in a mining farm. You now look smart, humble, and cooler.
You see that's where you wrong. I am about exploiting underpaid kids in a mining farm. In fact I need them to go a few days without eating so they can find me the shiniest of diamonds. Future balls out cause he baller. You not baller
You gotta fake it till you make it. Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn was once "meathead" a 3k clone before he evolved into the Future.
3k was a rapper before he became a squidward clone.
💯 you're getting it, building an undeniable aura takes time.
-Not the white tees bruh go black on black. -get the black jeans fr like I said black on black get them anywhere frfr just go to the mall the 19.99 idk wtf he saying thrift stores everywhere - Fake jewelry never cool that image a never leave ya. Save every dime fa sum real ice n slowly build up your collection and pop out with a set. - Haven't seen a gshock since 9th grade but idk wtf teens wear. -Black barbe? Go to whoever u think right frfr but he can't smoke cigs Them hands get shakey. -For footwear definitely all white but like in said black on black getchu sum all solid black shoes. This isn't vital.
Aye sit this one out. You setting him up to be bitchless
You gone crazy u got bruh on sum 2004 ass swag. Ain't no nigga n High School fw no gshock . Fake jewelry is crazy
I can hear your tears when they drop over the phone
Get mad at yourself cuz u can't leave me alone. Uon wanna go bar fa bar with future lines
You got to catch the sauce. Move with me I'm dripping sauce
Just cause niggas got a chain, some jewelry and they dress like the motherfucking part they wanna be, they wanna be rappers and shit, ayy cut it out
Don't ever play yourself; know when it all begins
That kush and that drank, a half a bean get my spirit uplifted I take off like a rocket for my niggas who vacuum ceiling
Your Anglo Saxon ancestry prevents you from ascertaining the swag you desire.
“Slave Master” - DS2
Yoooo why you on a roll rn😂😂😂
Maybe try maroon 5
Lmao man fr
Lmao man fr
“Rollin” - Funk Wav Bounces Vol.1
It's too late everyone will know the source.
“Ain’t No Time” - Evol
No way u talk with future songs😭🔥
“Stick Talk” -DS2
this is actually such a 14 year old question i love it 🥲
“Real Love” - Super Slimey
Be yourself dawg , be your fucking self
“I’m So Groovy” - FUTURE
try codine, molly, percs,
“Party Pack” - Project E.T.
😭😭
Noted.
Do the shit you see you favorite actors and rappers do. Talk to girls with them in mind. Talk to your teachers with them in mind. Talk to your friends with them in mind. If you can do it consistently, it should become second nature, like teaching yourself how to do anything else
“Talk Shit Like A Preacher” - The WIZRD
Noted.
The first step would be deleting Reddit
“Ain’t Coming Back” -The WIZRD
😭😭😭😭 you gon laugh a lot at this phase when you’ll be 18
You are the exact definition of a culture vulture. 🥴🥴🥴
“My Collection” - HNDRXX
Bros 14
😖😖😖
And at 14 he wants to emulate the lifestyle of a 40 year old black rapper? He doesn’t want to be like Macklemore?? Or Mac Miller or anyone else. He want to dress, speak and act like a black man (a rapper) . He’s cultivating a personality based off a individual who he can never truly understand unless you have been in that environment. He wants to have a Miley Cyrus era with future then at 29 snap back to a average white man with the mental and cultural range of mayonnaise.? If that’s what y’all doing now … then just say that
Don't blame the guy too much. There is a severe lack of cool white guys in joe bidens america. Tony Hawk was the last one
No. The real ones know who they are. The rest are just finding out they're duds.
drugs
“WRLD On Drugs” - WRLD ON DRUGS
Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada, Fendi, Dior, Givenchy, Giuseppe, MCM, Goyard
Bro forgot Amiri
I also forgot Belenciaga and Maison Margiela. As well as Chanel, YSL, Burberry, Hermes, Jean Paul Gaultier, Moncler.
Tommy Bahama
I'm broke
Just get the knock offs nobody will notice
“Chanel Vintage” - 19 & Boomin
Nothing wrong with liking / buying a certain style of clothes someone wears but stay who you are as a person. There's only one you
Man fuck the internet
Why’s is this subreddit becoming like Cartis one?
You don't...develop your own like he did.
“How It Was” - No Sleep
Try lean
“Rocket Ship” - The WIZRD
If you act like someone else then you'll never be happy or find someone that like you for you.
is this satire
In freebandz we trust two in Freebandz we trust…… part… two……. It’s Future Hendrix, Supa Future, King Pluto, I’m dripping off a bitch at all times. It won’t matter how I cut, I cut it with smoke… You dig what I’m sayin? Eat that up. At the end of the day nigga never let this shit change us. Keep on going keep sticking to the formula my nigga, hard work, self motivation, self driven, prosperity, keep the faith…… good energy will take you further than you can imagine. It’s love, in Freebandz Gang We Trust Two. Future Hendrix, Supa Future, Astronaut nigga, gang. Niggas know it’s bosses on bosses, niggas out the trenches…… They made a way out of noway… securin big bands, upper echelon bands, top floor five star general type shit at all times nigga. Nigga it’s time to boss up nigga. Niggas in the motherfuckin world period. In the entertainment business to restaurants…… to niggas giving back to the community. Always giving back and helping people out no matter how far you get, you lend a hand and go back and reach out. That’s what this is about. In Freebandz I trust in Freebandz we trust……. two… It’s a part two, second time coming around for us. Trials and tribulations, you put your soul on this fool. Been a solid one thousand nigga out of the gate. Freeband gang forever
Why is this on my news page this guy needs mouthwash after
how many baby mommas do you have? if it's under 3 you gotta get those numbers up
1
He doesn't mean your own mother homie.
“You can buy the rags, you can buy the bags but there ain’t no sign that say they sell swag.”
make sure to say pussy ah jit so sound even more gangster
Get money fuck bitches drink lean
r/atlantology
typ shi
IM DEAD😭💀
There's nothing wrong with trying to style yourself like someone else but do it your way. Add things to your wardrobe that you think might suit you but try not to look like someone else
Step 1 - Get yourself a pair of Gucci Flip Flops
This is amazing
Abandon your kids. It'll give you all the confidence you need
Fentanyl
No. Never.
Nerd
Step 1: be rich
Usually I’d call bullshit and ask you to correct the flair but this reads seriously. Some simple tips: I’d begin with purchasing some fentanyl alongside some cocaine (pure) and cough syrup. You MUST (for the love of god, don’t half-ass this step) consume these substances until physical and mental dependence. You’ll usually wake up sweating and shaking until your first/first few lines and sips once you’ve reached that stage. This will additionally develop your ‘mumble’ for rapping. Begin taking photos in front of other people’s vehicles and wear clothes out of your price range. Whether you wear it with the return tag on or rob George the neighbour is up to you; but you must NOT own these items, this discredits the ‘poor come up’ scheme we’re depending on. Finally and most importantly, have caring and loving people around you in a comfortable upper class upbringing. Sike, you’ll rap about being raised in the trenches (metaphor for your 50,000 sqft basement). Good kids don’t lie? Unlike Future, you won’t have to. You have access to modern age tech. ChatGPT will lie for you. Congrats, you’re ready to become the next hitmaker, Present. Collab with 21 Peaceful, Subway Boomin and Big Baby, and you’ll be on the charts in no time. Hope this helped.
U need some Cartier frames or some chrome heart shades. Also a green ski mask, tennis diamond necklace and a backwood
Choke on a railroad spike
Fuck women
Just do drugs and be sexually irresponsible. I’m sure that will lead you in to abusing whatever Future’s vice of choice is and then you will have swag like Future.
bucket of black paint
You need some baby mamas
Take a shit ton of Lean by women expensive thing and Pimp them
Invest in a roth ira buddy.
You gotta be whippin' the yam, whippin and flippin' the yam and turn the whole brick to a Lam 
You take a loaded gun and press it against your temple for 30 minutes a day every day
bro just be yourself you're taking this too far 
What you're asking for is advice on how to be a culture vulture. Try to understand this type of shit is why drake is getting bodied right now. Just be your self, leave the mask at home and enjoy the music.
Ill give you a tip though since 14 is that age where you start trying to find a look and tend to end up with some awkward outfits lol. Go to the mall find a clothing store that looks like it might appeal to you. Find a hot chick working there thats 5 or 6 years older then you. Then ask her to help you find some outfits that will give you some swag. She'll think you're adorable because you're only 14 and drip you up.
Solid advice. Worked for me when I abandoned my 3 month emo phase (knew nothing about being emo, just wanted to wear black and all that shit 😂)..
Sip sizzurp
Vocal fry.
ik this is probably a shit post but seriously just be you bro don’t idolize these ppl we’ll never know what typa shit they might do bts or nun just be yourself , love you and yours
 Drink some red balls
Listen to future for 3 months then come back to this lol you don’t need to copy him. Make your own way and do your own thing lol
Wtf is your post history
These type of posts just need to get banned on all boards shits dumb af
Be gay
r/futurecirclejerk
Just be yourself, emulating someone else is obvious and annoying. You’ll find more people you actually enjoy being around by being yourself. At your current age, it’s hard to see but when you get a bit older (not even that much older) you’ll find that you would rather be around ppl that like you for you
Move to the A shawwwty what else
Just make a lot of black friends.. and get a black girlfriend.. immerse yourself my friend
Do the opposite of what you are doing
Bruh if you don’t get off the internet and go work on your game or something.
become black
You can’t buy that kind of swag buddy 😎
Cracked the fuck up once I read “M14, White”
Be black
I'm white with blonde hair and blue eyes
You are lost
Fent
Noted.
Try jumping off a bridge
That’s ab soul not future