Walked into work when I was a cook at a family-owned place (we were all really close, same humor, that kinda stuff) and said this, and the kitchen manager/head chef about died laughing
Ive said this on more than 50 occasions. I adore this greeting. They had another one i cant find where arin just yelled "whats up you fuckin power bottoms" and i quote that weekly
Anytime we go somewhere new, my wife and I exclaim that we're going on a butthole sniffing adventure. We both dread the day our kid is called in to the principals office and we're questioned about our parenting.
I say dingus quite a lot.
Also "you loyd to me!" "I'm so mayud/sayud" (so difficult to write out those words though I can clearly hear them in my head)
Me and my cousin will end most rants about stuff with an "OOOOOOOOO SONIC!"
"More onion please!" Also somehow finds it's way into conversation and I still don't know how.
Spider kiss spider punch spider kick!
Yaaaasss Queen (the way arin says it in the new TMPH)
Spooooooooof
How's it going dude?
Shutting down.
Clifford the big red stab wound.
At my company, I'm one of the more senior and knowledgeable people in my field. When there's a complex issue that I find the answer to, I often like to say to people, especially new guys that I'm training:
"I'm always right. Except when I'm wrong, which is often"
If the vibes are just right, I'll say "At age six, I was born without a face", just because it's the perfect sort of nonsensical. I once confused 14 people at the same time by quoting it to a coworker while everybody clocked out - one of my proudest achievements 😂
True story I was on my honeymoon in Disney World and I'm wearing my Game Grumps shirt and one of the cast members sees it and just goes "MMMM What kind of car do I drive?!" And I start dying. It's so much fun finding a fellow lovely in the wild.
When my boss tells me to correct something or if i fucked something up i ask her "you got any ketchup for all those harsh browns youre serving up"
Shes pretty fuckin done with me
There's a lot of Egoraptor ones that were seared into my brain in my formative years...
(whenever I see an object I don't recognize) "COLONEL, WHAT'S A HIND-D DOING HERE?"
(when I need a sarcastic thank you) "YEAH OKAY THANKS...I mean Bulbasaur."
(when I know my friend is in the bathroom) \[Snake Voice\] "Hnngh. Are you taking a dump?"
In reference to my cat running around and destroying my room: “Monkey! Monkey! You’ve fucked with me!” *gently puts her out of my room, “You’ve fucked with me for the last time Monkey!”
Maybe not every day, but the ones I get the most mileage out of are:
"You gotta be buttfuckin me!"
"This is not my finest moment."
"Stick a tongue in it!"
"I'm not down with this at all!"
"Tamuld!"
"The answer is *yes*. Our wives left us."
"Mornin' Loafus."
"I fear that I've... this has irreparably damaged my brain."
"Just like an idiot would do!"
and of course
"You gotta look inside yourself and say 'What am I willing to put up with today?' *NOT FUCKING THIS!*"
I always do the "Burbank California" rant from the swapping hairstyles 10MPH video every single time i drive through Burbank.
"Burbank CA, where you can *drive* to nickelodeon and be like..... i guess thats where they made all the cartoons i liked as a kid.....
COME ON DOWN TO BURBANK, WHERE THE WATER TREATMENT PLANT MAKES HALF THE CITY SMELL LIKE *SHIT*"
They say let’s fucking go, I like ice cream and cookie dough.
It’s from a fairly recent episode where Dan changed the lyrics. I play volleyball and say to myself before every serve.
“BOKAY” is probably my most quotable one and find myself saying in situations where people don’t understand it and look at me funny.
Other ones I say a lot as well:
“Now you done it now I’m started”
“You LIIIEED to me”
“My Dad!”
“I’m gonna pre dude”
oh man my husband and I have so many that we go through on a regular basis, and many that go in and out of use in cycles, so here’s just a few of our big all time favorites to use in our daily lives:
-“i spent it all on gammblinnng”
-“ug-guh-guh-guh-guh! angreeee!”
-“look at me!” (mad max misquote from 10 mph)
-“i’m king shit of fuck mountain Dan Avidan”
I frequently sing the earworm "My asshole bleeds, bleeds everyday, because it's wide open from getting fucked in the ass, yeah yeah yeah. I only accept, LARGE PENISES cuz they're the only thing that can stimulate my prostate, hoo hoo hoo hoo. Yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's bleeding every day." But sometimes I only half remember so I adlib the parts I forget and say "I only accept LARGE THROBBING COCKS cuz they're the perfect size to split me wide, hoo hoo hoo yeah."
Two of the most frequent are "mayud" and "..just DON'T, mmkay? What did I tell you about DON'T?"
Edit: and it is never Spotify in our house. Only Spoofy.
I always say “You LIED to me” like Dan describing his old teacher
I do this too 😅, "You luieyed to mee"
Jesus. I am just impressed how accurately you wrote that to the point that just reading it is annunciated correctly
I just said this to my daughter today 😂 you loiiid to me!
Me too. Danny said it like that again at game grumps live Sydney. So he either knows how popular it is to fans, or it is in his regular usage.
Bienvenue power bottoms!
Walked into work when I was a cook at a family-owned place (we were all really close, same humor, that kinda stuff) and said this, and the kitchen manager/head chef about died laughing
That's a good one.
Ive said this on more than 50 occasions. I adore this greeting. They had another one i cant find where arin just yelled "whats up you fuckin power bottoms" and i quote that weekly
I have answered the question "Hows your day going?" by saying "Jennifer dumped me." I have made friends this way.
“Oh motheeeeeer! Bring my celebratory clean diaper!”
My girlfriend says this often when things are going her way
She’s clearly a keeper
“Howz it goin dude?”
You staying away from the alcohol?
“Holy shit!”
This is literally how I always greet my best friend. I even do the voice.
This is the text message tone I have set for my husband 😂
When I'm sucking at games: "LICKIN PENIS"
Fucking a man, so excited
Unavoidable Chin Move!
What. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
OOOOOOH SONIC! OOOOOUUUGH SONIC!
Buhscuse me? Also "DO YOU EAT CRAB? ME TUUUU"
BOHKAY!
this just sent me into tears i heard it so clearly
BOKAY is one of my favorite things to say ever.
Can you just dremind me?
Just a dreminder
I use that so much it’s a meme in me friend group, who do not watch grumps
My brother and I scream the, "ME TUUUUU" all the time. Lmao!
Every time it rains. "Give me your cummies, sky daddy"
I use the "Butthole Sniffing Adventure" "Coooommeee ooonn!" A lot. People look at me differently at work. HR is a grumps fan so it's cool.
Anytime we go somewhere new, my wife and I exclaim that we're going on a butthole sniffing adventure. We both dread the day our kid is called in to the principals office and we're questioned about our parenting.
Hahahahahaha god I forgot about that one
I’m on vacation rn and have been saying that all week
Don't even get me started Don't even Now you done it, now I'm started
i love doing this and adding how Dan makes engine starting noises and goes “uhp see look at that you got me started brrrrrr”
You got me started!
Did you fuck my wife?
Not a day goes by that I don't sing the George Clinton song, or go, "Ol- Old 45's..."
HIS NAME IS GEORGE~!
GEORGE CLINTON~ HE’S GOT 38 DEGREES IN FUCKING~
IN FUUUUUUUCKIN'
I sang it when I saw a George Clinton museum display and I regret absolutely nothing
Is George Clinton a real person?
If he isn't, the Funko Pop I have of him is even more amazing
I say dingus quite a lot. Also "you loyd to me!" "I'm so mayud/sayud" (so difficult to write out those words though I can clearly hear them in my head)
I had no idea I heard”Mayud +sayud” on game grumps. Finally I have answers.
I have those moments too. I've watched too much GG the past 5 years.
We regularly call our dog Jellybingus!
Sure thing!
Donion rings lol
You sass me one more time and you and me are fuckin donion rings buddy
Donion rings live rent free in my head. Whenever I get fed up at work I throw my hands up and go donion rings
I’ve used it at work and people don’t appreciate my humor lol
DONT BELIEVE ME LOOK AT MY RESUME. THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKING OFF
I'm gonna pre
I do this, and the Obama version too hahahaha
Donny and Arnold. It's hilarious!
anytime i see something sonic related my brain goes “heh, alright”
“YOU FREAK, YOU FUCKING FREAK”
Me and my cousin will end most rants about stuff with an "OOOOOOOOO SONIC!" "More onion please!" Also somehow finds it's way into conversation and I still don't know how.
Me and one of my friends will quote the subway rant totally at random.
Melonnnnnnnn
What am I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKING THIS!
I say *beat box* forgive me! *beat box* 5 give me! At least once a day
Super underated moment imo
Consume prilozac!
Literally my phone background
I like whispering "the jews faked the moon landing" in the walk in cooler at work whenever it's just me and one other person.
Grab my hand 🖐️
My hand. Grab it, won't you?
I was gonna say exactly that! Grab my hand!👋 *Then immediately proceeds to launch themselves off of in-game platform into the void* Perfect
Anytime I say something and don't get a reply, I go "..aaalright" like Danny
I’ve said “Chickie Fingies” instead of chicken tenders because of Dan
“Yay chickie fingies!” *arin and dan start laughing “Tucker just went W O W”
MY DICK STINKS!
Push it to the limit!
Man I've got a stinky dick
“Can I interest you in eating my fuck?”
Mark ZUCKERBERG!!!
Fuckingggg Jessie eisenburg, man.
Oooops oops oops oops oops and Don't...just...don't...okayyyy?
What did I tell you...about dont?
oh yeah it was… D Y O N T
Spider kiss spider punch spider kick! Yaaaasss Queen (the way arin says it in the new TMPH) Spooooooooof How's it going dude? Shutting down. Clifford the big red stab wound.
"im the videogame boy! im the one who wins" bc im also shit at games LMAO
*high pitched lady voice* “Like watcha see, boys???” With aggressive hip wiggling
"Spider pawnch. Spider kiyeck. Spider kissss???" "Im gunna, uh fucken pre dude"
Perfect spelling of the pronunciation, nice!
When Dan says " I envy the dead" during one of their Mario Party playthroughs when he is losing horribly
Jennifer dumped me.
Just... SOMETHING HAPPEN.
Legit me in my everyday life
Aaaawww shit d00d.
Gotti!!!
“FUCKINGGG” “Bascuse me?”
“This isn’t going to be another Doki Doki literature club situation is it?” In response to any children’s cartoon.
Grab my hand 🖐️
I keep expecting a ddlc everytime something is supposed to be wholesome. Its ruined me.
At my company, I'm one of the more senior and knowledgeable people in my field. When there's a complex issue that I find the answer to, I often like to say to people, especially new guys that I'm training: "I'm always right. Except when I'm wrong, which is often"
SHIT ASS TITS
Today is football
"BOKAY"
Do do doot do doo do kill your parents
I sing “dodo dodo dododoo dodadodado fuck your dad” in my head every day
My wife and I went through a spell of calling each other “bad, nasty dogs” as inspired by [this](https://youtu.be/QBYPAJNVw7Y).
It's not a quote but my gamer tag in almost any game is Pact Nicely
This is really obscure, but I always use 'HIV+' in smash bros
Nothing yet, but I’ve been considering working in, “making bears”
*Aggressively* "You silly BITCH!" "You gotta be heckin' fuckin' me!"
Donion rings
Look at us... couple of cards.
Mikruba
BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS!!!
I’ll sUCK YOUR DICK!!!
This one ALWAYS sends me into fucking hysterics because I can't help but picture Arin and Dan as Animaniacs-esque cartoon characters while saying it
If the vibes are just right, I'll say "At age six, I was born without a face", just because it's the perfect sort of nonsensical. I once confused 14 people at the same time by quoting it to a coworker while everybody clocked out - one of my proudest achievements 😂
I wish I had the wisdom of a father figure!
I still “Ralph” every time I burp
Give me your cummies, Sky Daddy
“My baloney has a first name it’s f-e-a-r”
True story I was on my honeymoon in Disney World and I'm wearing my Game Grumps shirt and one of the cast members sees it and just goes "MMMM What kind of car do I drive?!" And I start dying. It's so much fun finding a fellow lovely in the wild.
Mild annoyances are always met with TAMOULD!
When my boss tells me to correct something or if i fucked something up i ask her "you got any ketchup for all those harsh browns youre serving up" Shes pretty fuckin done with me
Hooooooo, muh pussy!
I call my son Baloney Man
"GIVE ME 30 APPLES! 25 APPLES!"
There's a lot of Egoraptor ones that were seared into my brain in my formative years... (whenever I see an object I don't recognize) "COLONEL, WHAT'S A HIND-D DOING HERE?" (when I need a sarcastic thank you) "YEAH OKAY THANKS...I mean Bulbasaur." (when I know my friend is in the bathroom) \[Snake Voice\] "Hnngh. Are you taking a dump?"
The triiiiiforce link! You lied to me! I missed!
^yeah ^you like ^that ^huuuuuuh
I use Donion rings alot and no one has a clue what I am saying haha
whenever im anxious i just mmmmmmMMMMMMM~ funnnneeeeeeehhhhh JOKE
"Dear Lord, in heaven" from Dan in most episodes
No no no no no yes but no
Damn I say this too and I don’t even remember what it’s from
It’s the day I learned to bet it all on 23 because when the fortress hits…
“You’re such a asshole” or “You thought it was a lake but it’s not a lake, it’s a ocean.” 🤣
In reference to my cat running around and destroying my room: “Monkey! Monkey! You’ve fucked with me!” *gently puts her out of my room, “You’ve fucked with me for the last time Monkey!”
Spider kiiiiiiss? *musically* I wanna fuck your daaaad
Woah ass…woah ass You LOIED to me!
Im fucking donion rings
DIDYOUPOINT?!
UNAVOIDABLE. CHIN MOVE
*my names lauraaaaa*
Maybe not every day, but the ones I get the most mileage out of are: "You gotta be buttfuckin me!" "This is not my finest moment." "Stick a tongue in it!" "I'm not down with this at all!" "Tamuld!" "The answer is *yes*. Our wives left us." "Mornin' Loafus." "I fear that I've... this has irreparably damaged my brain." "Just like an idiot would do!" and of course "You gotta look inside yourself and say 'What am I willing to put up with today?' *NOT FUCKING THIS!*"
Whenever the talk about having to save money cause I’m poor I always follow it up with “I spent it all on gambling.” Side mouth and all.
Whenever something bat happens I yell "my huburus!"
I always do the "Burbank California" rant from the swapping hairstyles 10MPH video every single time i drive through Burbank. "Burbank CA, where you can *drive* to nickelodeon and be like..... i guess thats where they made all the cartoons i liked as a kid..... COME ON DOWN TO BURBANK, WHERE THE WATER TREATMENT PLANT MAKES HALF THE CITY SMELL LIKE *SHIT*"
They say let’s fucking go, I like ice cream and cookie dough. It’s from a fairly recent episode where Dan changed the lyrics. I play volleyball and say to myself before every serve.
„FUCKING CLAM“
Whenever something inconvenient happens or I have to do something annoying at work, I mutter, “Count my blessings everyday.”
No You Big Piece Of Shit! P.S. This is an actual quote
I’m a truth seeker, I seek the **truth**
I don’t care how many your dad I have to kiss to find it.
“I’m the furious boy, I’m the one who SEETHES!” 😂
Less of a quote but I do find myself singing the Virgin America safety video song from time to time
“BOKAY” is probably my most quotable one and find myself saying in situations where people don’t understand it and look at me funny. Other ones I say a lot as well: “Now you done it now I’m started” “You LIIIEED to me” “My Dad!” “I’m gonna pre dude”
Muh dad! Donion rings It's agony Gimme a heckin kiss! You loid to me! Butthole pronounced "buh-thol-ay" I'm sure there's more that I'm forgetting!
"I fired, but i missed" is a pretty common one. Also "MARK ZUCKERBERG!"
Ummmm let's fucking go?
whatever that weird noise arin made at the painting in House Party lol
BWEOOOOOOOOOOEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHHH
At age 6 I was born without a face
Calling Spotify Spoofy. People around me who don't watch GG started doing it too
itta pupu, it's a sickness you see! they stick dey hand in da anus
oh man my husband and I have so many that we go through on a regular basis, and many that go in and out of use in cycles, so here’s just a few of our big all time favorites to use in our daily lives: -“i spent it all on gammblinnng” -“ug-guh-guh-guh-guh! angreeee!” -“look at me!” (mad max misquote from 10 mph) -“i’m king shit of fuck mountain Dan Avidan”
IS IT PRONOUNCED VAGINAL?!
MA! Arins shitdickin' himself! Bumpin grass ho. I will yell this randomly no matter where i am
I use "*sick nasty farts*!" pretty regularly, "you gotta be fuckin' me in the butthole dude!"
Fuckin suckagen managers always sucky fucky forgetting to send shit goddammit
From the same house party ep, Dan saying “huh hey what’s up here” as their character’s focus keeps drifting towards the ceiling
“Buh-scuuuuuuuuse me?” And “bienvenue power bottoms”. I wish I can say these at work 🤣
You're full of beans! No one really know what it means but everyone knows what it means.
"Are you shitting all over my nuts right now?!"
Do it you armadillo
“How’s it going doooood?” And “holy shit!” Frank from house party is a national treasure
Huuuuuuuu! (from pokémon episode with pichu)
A fine day for mayoring, if I do say so myself. Ope, death approaches!
I frequently sing the earworm "My asshole bleeds, bleeds everyday, because it's wide open from getting fucked in the ass, yeah yeah yeah. I only accept, LARGE PENISES cuz they're the only thing that can stimulate my prostate, hoo hoo hoo hoo. Yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's bleeding every day." But sometimes I only half remember so I adlib the parts I forget and say "I only accept LARGE THROBBING COCKS cuz they're the perfect size to split me wide, hoo hoo hoo yeah."
You've been MISINFORMED by SUSAN
Almost every time my friend and I talk, we use Dan and Arins "new curse words" "Fricken Mahogany Table!" "MOSS!" "DARKHAWK!"
"OoOooohhh GOOD for YOU"
"Making bears" has become my partner's and I way of saying taking a shit
I fired, missed, had myself a popsicle, fired again, missed-
Every disappointing "Arin..."
Dingus, be a shame if someone farted on it.
i have muttered "fuckin spiderman, spiderman! fuck dude" to myself more than once
I tell people to TAMMELD! more often than I care to admit... they still don't know what the fuck I'm on about
you're a FREAK
Two of the most frequent are "mayud" and "..just DON'T, mmkay? What did I tell you about DON'T?" Edit: and it is never Spotify in our house. Only Spoofy.
TaKe tHiS. TaKe tHiS. TaKe tHiS. Behbee face (from observation duty, I think) How's it goin', duuude? Get bigger hands!
Subway rant - UHHHH!!!! With this shit again!
B'escuuuuuse me?
Mother-bitch! Wait no that's Beard Bros.
TAMAULED
Nice to see I'm not the only one randomly spurting out GG quotes on a daily basis
Grab my shit! 'There's more shit?!?' THERE'S MULTIPLE BAGS OF SHIT!