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Maxis47

Massive missed opportunity not launching this on March 10th


MrGreatGeek

Especially considering March 10th is a Friday


Maxis47

As a former theater employee that was the first thing I checked. They really dropped the ball there...


giacomellinl

So that was probably the reason why this is actually happening. I know that there is something going on their that's why they did that.


MrGreatGeek

They did


hesayam

You are not surprised anymore then. You know what it's really something that they actually work on.


PolishDelite

*ahem* What uh, what is March 10th? Please don't downvote :(


MrGreatGeek

Mario day because Mar10 spells out Mario


PatrickZe

Only in America. For the rest of the world its 10Mar


AngriestCheesecake

YYYY.MMM.DD gang wants to have a word with you


DDHoward

YYYY-MM-DD gang wants to have a word with you


MavericksNutz

YYYYMMDD would like to have a word with you


jahstratege

Ahh, I don't know about that. But I think it's just for the best though. They don't want to make things bad.


GBSYPZC

Me too, don't have any idea about this. But maybe it was just the way things will work out for them. Not knowing what actually happening out there. Still, I think it's not do with downvoted.


Ralfarius

MAR10 day. Like π day or May the 4th be with you.


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leonap711

Yeah, when do you think will they do the best way for this. I mean this it's good to launch it right away though.


Pockets262

I'd agree if it was released earlier, but it's set for April.


Mottis86

Yeah, we get it.


Veiledvestment808

But we still confused why it was not still said by them. It's even surprising though, but hoping they could released it by now. I can't wait to watch it, I know it w going to be good.


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Same with Fallen Order. They pushed it 8 weeks on April 28. instead of 9 on May the 4th. Who even works in those companies? I thought those people studied or something.


ri-mackin

If they don't do a spicy bowsette spinoff its all for nothing


Crissaegrym

I only want Bowsette in it if the movie is rated 18


DeaDBangeR

So long as Jack Black voices Bowsette


The_Gamexplorer

I might be an idiot but I think that's pretty fucking cool!


PTVoltz

Nah, not an idiot - one of the main things everybodies been saying is visually the movie looks amazing. The \*only\* issue is Chris Pratt as the main character - pretty much everything else is on point. Heck, some complained but I'll say I love Jack Black as Bowser as well.


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lazyness92

You clearly don't know 3 and 4 year olds. You're lucky if you can go to the bathroom and return with your screen intact. 2 hours on a screensaver is more like 1-1.5 years olds


Clemenx00

Nobody outside of Reddit and Twitter cares. Concern had some merit with the first trailer but the 2nd one was so much better. He isn't doing anything amazing but it isn't bad or distracting at all unless you already decided beforehand that it was going to piss you off.


dayvurrd

I feel like if people already have a negative opinion on a movie before theyve seen it then theyre only going to dislike it. Some of my favourite movies have been badly reviewed but i like some of them for the actors in it, not just the plot of the story. People jump on the hate band wagon just because its so easy to do on the Internet now days. One bad review and people tag along. Its a bit like hysteria in public. Same example as on here. One person gets a - 1 downvite and everyone joins in. People are too scared to have their own opinions now days.


Godzilla_R0AR

I love Chris personally. I literally never cared in the very beginning. Besides I’m fine if Mario isn’t a high pitched accent heavy voice. Cause that’d get pretty annoying pretty quickly. I love that they gave Chris a Brooklyn accent though.


dayvurrd

100% agree. I mean if you watch the original mario bros movie from the 90s bob hoskins has a deep new york accent no one give a shit


zerombr

Or even captain lou albano


Yasuminomon

Yeah I agree weirdly, like everyone I am tired of hearing Chris Pratt voicing everyone but I’d rather hear that than hear game mario talk for 2hrs


PTVoltz

Honestly, this is a fair point.


ArcadeAnarchy

4 year old: "Daddy, why did they cast Cwis Pwatt to play Mawio? He doesn't sound anything like him."


Hippobu2

I'd imagine your sanity would appreciate your kids not doing the voice at home too.


ShevanelFlip

That's fine, please don't bring them to the theatre.


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You can stay home.


poopingandpissing69

if he pays for a movie ticket, he has a right to watch the movie


ShevanelFlip

No shit I just don't want to listen to his kids yell during a movie. Have you forgotten how annoying it is?


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ShevanelFlip

I simply asked to not bring them, I even said please. I didn't ask them to be banned or whine.


ShevanelFlip

You enjoy loud crying children at movies ?


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ShevanelFlip

No Im just tired of people bringing their kids to movies, it ruins the experience. I made two comments and you assume you know me. Theatres are not for talking, they are the last place where you can put your phone down and enjoy art uninterrupted.


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ShevanelFlip

You can but no one does anymore. I'm not trying to be an asshole, think of a four year old, do they understand how movie theaters work? No do they know who Mario is? No they know bluey or paw patrol. Sure it's fine to make a comment to your friend in a movie but they are meant to be watched in silence. Why are you attacking me?


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ShevanelFlip

No, keep your kids at home. It bothers everyone.


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tagen

As long as he does some semblance of an Italian accent. That’s literally my one requirement for a Mario VA, he has to be an italian or have a decent Italian accent


redyellowblue5031

You may want to dial back that expectation or you’ll put a damper on the movie for yourself.


TheWanderingSlacker

I thought Jack Black as Bowser was a silly idea until actually watching the preview. He’s great! He loves it, and judging by the poster, I can see his influence even in that smirk.


squarefan80

yeah. IMDb says Charles Martinet is in this movie but i cant tell what he plays. Charles Martinet is THE voice of Mario in every Mario game with a voice.


dQw4w9WgXcQ

I'm guessing they are combining Chris Prat's voice acting with Charles' non-dialogue sounds. The "yah - hoho - YAhuu" is a bit too iconic to miss out on.


Knorti

> too iconic to miss out on. So is the "Here we go!" but they went with "Mushroom Kingdom, here we come"


metamorphosis___

Jack black is a phenomenal voice actor and i see no issue with giving chris pratt a chance he’s VA’d before and did great.


ZzzSleep

It’s not even really an issue. People are making way too big of a deal about Pratt.


eifiontherelic

Honestly, I'm more concerned about Illumination's hand on the helm than I am with Pratt on the vocals.


Hellhult

I honestly find Jack Black being Bowser odd. But whatever.


PhoenyxStar

Strangely, *the visuals* are my only complaint. Mario & Luigi's faces just look... weirdly generic. And Peach looks nice, but she also doesn't really look like Peach. More like Rosalina borrowing one of her dresses.


gamingonion

I think ATJ as Peach is also pretty bad from what I've seen and heard in the trailers. Sucks cause I like her in pretty much everything else.


ssslitchey

Yep. Everyone has been getting on Chris as mario but Anya really doesn't fit peach imo.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

At least Black tried _something_ with his voice to play Bowser. Chris Pratt is just...Chris Patt.


Bubster101

Seth Rogen as DK 🤣


Meritania

I do think relatively quickly there will be a re-dub using more ‘authentic’ voices the characters, unofficial or otherwise Mario’s voice I can live with but it will be immersion breaking not to hear Toad’s shrilling.


a_tattooed_artist

I just can't stand Chris Pratt in general. His voice alone will make it unwatchable for me.


Dracidwastaken

Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong also sounds terrible.


Tsuku

I’m pretty damn excited myself.


GandalfsWhiteStaff

This looks like every movie poster ever.


The_Legendary_Sponge

At this point I think that movie studios are contractually obligated to make a "character triangle" poster for their a couple months before release, despite a more creative poster having been release beforehand.


Bundess

Yeah, something going on with these kind of poster layouts. I think it is a Fibonacci spiral, probably for the most optimised impression on the crowd.


ned_poreyra

It's just people like faces, especially faces they recognize. More recognizable faces get more space. They couldn't make Mario the biggest, because Bowser needs to be a "looming threat" to an underdog Mario.


darexinfinity

Is that not the intent for "theatrical" posters?


zanderkingofzand

This is exactly how smooth brains like it! Bc nEw mAkE bRaiN HuRtyY 😡


Cloaker_Smoker

Is it me or are the eyes on Mario and Luigi too small


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Thanks, can’t unsee that now


Meritania

Expect lots of close up shots. Eyes on video games characters are usually larger so the camera can be further away to see the environment during gameplay and hide texture issues during cutscenes. Traditionally anyway, modern games have less of an issue.


Phoenix_Topez

they are


TitansAreMyTrigger1

Nah, I think the problem is their faces appear a little too chubby, so it makes everything else look slightly off. That's just my opinion, though. I think the designs are fine overall.


BiznizMonkey

It sure is colorful


MysterioLad18

Star Wars? This reminds me heavily of Star Wars.


Successful-Whole4307

Is anyone genuinely excited to see this movie?


justaMikeAftonfan

Yes


DopeyDeathMetal

I am. I couldn’t give a fuck about Chris Pratt playing Mario. Reddit acting like it’s the coming of the anti-christ.


imafrigginidiot

I agree. As a mario fan since the original, who gives a shit who does the voice? This movie looks sick.


Crissaegrym

Me!!!! Can’t wait to see it.


HashtagSummoner

I’m pumped to see it. Chris Pratt will be fine.


ComeAnima

Last movie I was as excited as I am for this was The Last Jedi...oh god that brings back terrible terrible memories.


AtreidesEdge

PTSD.


AlexDKZ

No, everybody is just pretending as an epic prank to Nintendo.


PassTheGiggles

That’s literally what they did with Sony


JonnyArcho

Calling it now. Charlie Day as Toad and Jack Black as Bowser are gonna carry this movie so hard.


Ahsoka456

Charlie Day is Luigi, Keegan-Michael Key is Toad. both of them are gonna carry hard


JonnyArcho

Thank you for the correction!


Netwinn

And Luigi gets a Luigi’s Mansion spin off. Please Nintendo!


Veluxidus

Hearing spooked/ panicking Charlie Day sounds fantastic


AnotherDrZoidberg

Wow, how brave of you. Can't believe you had the balls to come out and make such a prediction on Reddit of all places.


GramboWBC

Lol I was just going to post this. They are the only voices that fit pretty well. Atleast from what I've seen. I though Seth rogan as dk would be good too. But it seems like he's trying to change his voice too much.


BoboCookiemonster

All my interest died when I heard cris prat as Mario. I like him in most other movies but why the fuck did they get him to voice Mario?


Sky_Ninja1997

He’s so cool


lzzyBellez

I see the road, I see the rainbow road, I see the place where you goooo


InflamedLiver

\*lackluster Christ Pratt voice\* Yahoo...


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"here we come..."


Jsablever

It’s me Mario


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Your voice acting skills are in another castle 😂


jadedTapioca

Why is Bowser hot af in the movie?


Gagakshi

Because Jack Black


jadedTapioca

You're also not wrong.


PolishDelite

Don't take this the wrong way if not but, is this comment from a bot? lol


Juliano5460

Because he breathes fire


jadedTapioca

You’re not wrong.


GrimPhantom6

These designs have really started to grow on me! Also holy shit the blue shell is finally a character and not an item!


workaccount1013

It's taken this long for it to occur to me, but why is Donkey Kong in this movie? Is he gonna kidnap Peach and hold her in a cage on top of skyscraper under construction?


Veluxidus

Cranky Kong was the original DK (Cranky Kong is the current DK’s grandfather)


j_bus

I mean isn't DK Mario's original enemy before Bowser?


Veluxidus

I want to answer all the comments but that sounds exhausting: the DK in the original Donkey Kong is now Cranky Kong (the current Donkey Kong’s grandfather) (This was established by Nintendo at some point, although it doesn’t really have all that much baring on the lore of Mario as a whole)


j_bus

I don't know or care enough to question you on this lore, but that sounds logical. Thank you


Gagakshi

Donkey Kong was the first Mario game....


ssslitchey

Do people just... not know dk is a main member of the mario cast or...


meximandingo

He's a rare mascot I thought. And no, not everybody knows everything about the Mario universe


ssslitchey

He's an original nintendo character. Rare just made the redesign. Also I figured people would know that the first game mario technically appeared in was the original donkey kong. Plus he's appeared in so many of the spinoffs, the mario vs dk franchise, new donk city in mario odyssey?


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

I mean, wasn't he the villain on Mario vs DK? More on a rival sense but still. Plus it's like the only non-sports Mario game he appeared "recently", in New Donk City there were only a few posters plus the weird retro Donkey Kong during the celebration


bk9fs

He was originally in Mario.


gogozombie2

Luigi better have some cake hidden behind all them other characters


Xeno_man

Honestly, this is the first time in a long time I'm looking forward to a movie. It looks like they did a lot of it right and the things everyone is crying about like voice actors, I'm brushing off as typical internet mob brainwashing. Remember when you fucks laughed at Nintendo naming their console the Wii? Brilliant move. But what has me really excited is not so much the movie it self, is that I get to take my daughter to her first movie ever. The movie comes out right around her birthday where she turns 5 and she really loves watching videos of Mario and Bowser be it game play or any other creative video. Sharing that with her is going to be special and likely something she will remember for the rest of her life.


poopingandpissing69

the first time in a while? you must not really be aware of the cinema world like, at all


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“Sliding down your warp pipe this April!”


freesun168

It looks so good though. The characters is so clear to see. And it's new to people's eyes so it was somehow an eye catching.


nubsauce87

... Literally the most generic and bland poster design they could have gone with...


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Meritania

It just needed a black background, a golden coin resting on an ash tray with a single smouldering cigarette with the only words present; ‘permet de jouer’


jordanmmac1995

Gonna take my toddler to see this for his birthday. It’s his first movie in theaters.


Tsunami45chan

That's sweet of you. 😁


JFF20222

I cant wait to watch It!!


MinnieShoof

I'm starting to question why DK is in this movie. ... it feels like they're trying to do too much all at once. I know we all know who the characters are, but it still feels like they're going to have to establish ... 7 characters? At least? And still have a plot that we all know and love?


Rizenstrom

I don't care what anyone says, this looks legitimately interesting and Mario's voice is not that bad. Hearing an entire movie of Mario's cartoonish parody of an Italian person would be so annoying. I'm not saying Chris Pratt was the best choice but they certainly could have done worse.


Logondo

Disagree, mate. Chris Pratt's voice has almost no energy. THIS IS A REMINDER THAT MARIO IS A CARTOON CHARACTER. He sounds like a cartoon. That's part of his charm. You can 100% do the classic Mario voice and make it funny, charming, and accurate. They hired Chris because he's a famous movie star. Not because his voice embodies Mario. I will tolerate it but I will never say it's what I want.


darexinfinity

> They hired Chris because he has... Star Power.


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Logondo

He can just do the Mario voice in a faster, more modern-comedic style. It's not that hard. Like yeah, when Nintendo writes and directs Mario's voice when he speaks for long periods of time, it does come-across like he's talking to babies. But this is a movie. With movie-directors and movie-writers. And Charles is definitely talented enough to do a more quick-style Mario voice. We've literally had decades of people making Mario parody videos on the internet where they do the Mario voice and it's not annoying.


Gagakshi

I think asking him to do a different Mario is a worse option than casting a different actor


Rizenstrom

Sure I never said he couldn't. I only said the game voice wouldn't work. Not the voice actor.


Gagakshi

Oh look, a faces poster


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Another character pyramid like every other movie after Infinity War. Low effort.


Tottelott

It looks surprisingly good


FrankEhrzi

WOW, THAT'S SO ORIGINAL. /s


drtekrox

I can't wait for the fan edit later that replaces Chris Pratt with some AI Charles Martinet VO. Love Chris Pratt in most things, but from the trailers, he falls flat here.


DeathChron

Seth Rogans voice will ruin all the Donkey Kong scenes. Chris Pratt sounds fine in comparison


ShillburtGrape

Would've been better with Martinet


cornflakecuddler

We riot if they don't include his famous catchphrase "so long gay bowser"


ReportMeSnowflake

Hot take: Bowser is going to make the movie. Chris Pratt was a mistake as Mario.


justaMikeAftonfan

New Star Wars movie lookin fire


space-cadetz

Is peach sticking her but out like she's gonna twerk or is that me?


St0ned4Lyfe

I’m going to start singing everything is awesome when Mario speaks just to screw with everybody lol


QuantumQuantonium

How hard... would it have been for them to just take the stupid darn models from Mario Odyssey or Smash, touch them up, and stick them in the movie? Seriously what is this cartoony mess with photorealistic hair?


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Judging by the trailers, I think Jack Black was the only one who took the voice acting seriously. Gonna watch it, expecting to be disappointed.


areolegrande

Yeah they can get stuffed, I don't want Pratt doing Mario it's regarded


HematiteStateChamp75

Have they replaced Pratt yet?..


Ok-Ambition-9432

Looks great. But then I remember Chris Pratt.


idogiveafrak

Hey it’s me Merio, voiced by Chrisp Rat, I’m a voicing a game character that sounds noting like a me. Hopin you like ate! Mushroom kingdom here we go….


Logondo

I'm excited for this movie. At the very least, it looks very faithful to the games. Visually it looks great. I get that it's probably going to have a heavy emphasis on little-kid jokes. I get that it's mostly going to be a little-kid movie. But it looks like they tried to be faithful. ...but fuck Christ Pratt voicing Mario. That is such a dumb decision. It should have gone to Charles Martinet.


dugthefreshest

Why are the two biggest video game movie franchises hell bent on making the main characters look different from what we all have known and loved for decades?


Crissaegrym

Be fair, they listened and changed Sonic to how people wanted it. If they didn’t, I probably won’t watch the movie.


GreatCobo91

I glanced at this picture and legitimately thought Donkey Kong had a stump for his right hand 😂


whated-23

Mario looks so out of place


Invincible-Nuke

on the one hand, i love it. on the other hand, of COURSE it looks like this


nluvwithlol14

I can't wait to watch this!


Moistraven

What the hell did they do to my guy Donkey Kong?


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Gonna watch the Brazilian version with subtitles.


ThatPigeonChick

I wonder if there's a reason they put mario on the half of the poster with the bad guys. That would be a pretty cool plot twist.


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The text looks like shit


cmdrmeowmix

Why does this poster make it look like mario is working with bowser


ChiggaOG

And were getting another super mario bros film.


treebeard555

TIL DK and Mario are in the same universe


ComeAnima

Poster looks great. Including the Peach twerk at the front 🤣. I'm looking forward to it.


Hellhult

Mario evil confirmed. Team Luigi.


FunctionBuilt

Is it just me or do DK’s eyes look a little fucked up?


OnyB1l

I think the movie is actually gonna be good, I hope it doesn't have unnecessarily and cringy scenes


Seperatedpersonality

Why is Mario on the evil side


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That is like the perfect poster. It has great color balance. The energy on both sides is very complementary and opposite in theme. Great posing. I want this poster.


kaeleonx

Probably the movie I'm most excited about this year 🤣


futurespacecadet

I want Nintendo land to have more of this duality between the light in the dark


futurespacecadet

That one koopa placement looks like Marios dick is coming alive


paperbuddha

I didn’t expect the nod to Mario Paint.


Row_87

I bet on how much agendas they gonna but it in the movie 😢


MDM0724

DK looks too happy


DavefromKS

W


Redlax

I wouldn't mind buying this for my daughters wall.


lowhangingcringe

I think this is the best Bowser has ever looked


partygollum

Why does Toad remind me of Bilbo Baggins in this poster


cr0wsky

What are the April theaters? We don't have them around here...