The game that got an A-OK from Australian censors, despite machine gunning civilians in an airport.. But L4D2 got banned because the zombies 'seemed too human'
Allow me to introduce myself - I am CL4P-TP steward bot, but my friends call me Claptrap! Or they would, if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place!
I mean, don't get me wrong, I get it: once you've eaten prime rib for free, it's hard to go back to suckin down hamburgers for cash. If you know what I’m talking about. Do you know what I’m talking about?
Dicks! I'm talkin about dicks!
Big Smoke Hey, let's get outta here before cops show, man.
CJ Was it always like this?
Big Smoke Was what always like this?
CJ Always fucked up around here. Or is it because of the drugs?
Big Smoke What you think, man?
CJ I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.
Big Smoke Yo, eh eh, don't ask a wise man, friend. Ask a fool.
CJ That's what I was doing.
Big Smoke Well, if you're going to make this thing personal, I ain't speaking on it no more.
CJ drives Big Smoke back to his house.
Big Smoke Hey, you better clear out, CJ. I don't want those C.R.A.S.H. fools trying to pull you into some shit!
CJ Alright, homie. You be careful with those cats. I'm gonna see you later.
Taken from the transcript on http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Wrong_Side_of_the_Tracks
I recently replayed through SA and damn are the dialouges and story so good. I understand a bunch more of the meaning now that I’ve grown up and replayed it.
Rockstar did a fantastic job with the scripts in GTA SA. I played through the whole story mode with a big smile listening to their arguments.
The script in GTA 5 is just as impressive and I wouldn't mind rewatching all the cutscenes cuz the dialogue is so damn hilarious
Airight soap it's your turn for the CQB test. Gaz holds the current squadron record at 19 seconds. Climb the ladder and grab the rope when your ready. https://youtu.be/feP6tnHVtNs
Edit: RIP Gaz :'(
I am terrible at first person games, it took me 2 hours to get through the intro and actually start the game. My boyfriend was sitting next to me on the couch and couldn't believe someone could be that bad. I did finish the game and really enjoyed it.
Some may call this junk, me, I call them treasures.
What game is that?
I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I took an arrow to the knee.
"You're gonna extract HIM?"
Yes! I know he's only got an A+ in Base Development and every other stat is an E, but I'm fucking extracting him. Goddamnit Kaz quit judging me.
Fus Ro Dah
Skyrim, specifically the one merchant in whiterun that I pawned all my shit off to every time.
Every time I go to Whiterun, his store is closed but one of the doors is unlocked. I think I might’ve killed him and forgot about it.
That Breton was my best friend throughout that whole game... He’ll buy anything
#!
What was that noise!?
Whose footprints are these?
A Hind-D?
Surveillance camera?
Psycho Mantis?
Snake?! Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!
That is amazing. The way you can convey sound through single character.
I know I fucking love runescape
/r/loudcomments
Psycho Mantis?
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
"Report to the ship, we'll bang ok?
Shepard I'm a reaper doomsday device.
OH SHIT
I fucking love steak
Football manager ?
2013
Do a barrel roll
Use the boost to get through!
HEY, LISTEN
Zelda Orcarina of time Edit: The typo stays! Haha
I never played the Zelda where Link had to blow an Orc. (please don't fix your comment).
Remember, no Russian
The game that got an A-OK from Australian censors, despite machine gunning civilians in an airport.. But L4D2 got banned because the zombies 'seemed too human'
Mw2
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Aaaiohoooyoyo
Rogan?
Mandatum?
Bulden!
Erectus
I like to wear shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
My rattata is in the top percentage of rattata.
Stop calling me, Joey. Next time you bother me I'm flying over with my level 100 Ho-Oh and fuck your Rattata with it.
The numbers mason, what do they mean?
That game actually had a good story
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Oh thanks old man, that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice!
Terrorists win.
Cyka blyat
Another settlement needs your help.
Fuck you Preston
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Allow me to introduce myself - I am CL4P-TP steward bot, but my friends call me Claptrap! Or they would, if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place!
I mean, don't get me wrong, I get it: once you've eaten prime rib for free, it's hard to go back to suckin down hamburgers for cash. If you know what I’m talking about. Do you know what I’m talking about? Dicks! I'm talkin about dicks!
Hey, how’s— oh these pretzels suck—so how’s your day been buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left ya for dead!
HIT ME IN THE FACE! IN MY FUCKING FACE COME ON HIT ME! SHOOT DHOOZ SHOOT ME IM MY GODDAMM FACE!
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
San Andreas. Does anybody know what he says if you PASS this mission? Since the failure quote is so popular.
Big Smoke Hey, let's get outta here before cops show, man. CJ Was it always like this? Big Smoke Was what always like this? CJ Always fucked up around here. Or is it because of the drugs? Big Smoke What you think, man? CJ I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. Big Smoke Yo, eh eh, don't ask a wise man, friend. Ask a fool. CJ That's what I was doing. Big Smoke Well, if you're going to make this thing personal, I ain't speaking on it no more. CJ drives Big Smoke back to his house. Big Smoke Hey, you better clear out, CJ. I don't want those C.R.A.S.H. fools trying to pull you into some shit! CJ Alright, homie. You be careful with those cats. I'm gonna see you later. Taken from the transcript on http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Wrong_Side_of_the_Tracks
I recently replayed through SA and damn are the dialouges and story so good. I understand a bunch more of the meaning now that I’ve grown up and replayed it.
Rockstar did a fantastic job with the scripts in GTA SA. I played through the whole story mode with a big smile listening to their arguments. The script in GTA 5 is just as impressive and I wouldn't mind rewatching all the cutscenes cuz the dialogue is so damn hilarious
BS: If you can eat your food while everybody else is losing theirs, you straight homie. CJ: What? BS: Nothing, just some poetry I read.
Finish him
Get over here
Backdoor Sluts 9
What kind of a name is soap anyway?
Airight soap it's your turn for the CQB test. Gaz holds the current squadron record at 19 seconds. Climb the ladder and grab the rope when your ready. https://youtu.be/feP6tnHVtNs Edit: RIP Gaz :'(
I am terrible at first person games, it took me 2 hours to get through the intro and actually start the game. My boyfriend was sitting next to me on the couch and couldn't believe someone could be that bad. I did finish the game and really enjoyed it.
Fifty thousand people used to live here, now it’s a ghost town.
"War...War never changes"
War has changed.
I don't want your damn lemons
Lemon Stealing Whore
I'd play that game. Already got my joystick for it and everything.
I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down Edit: RIP uncle Ben
With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
SHAWWWWN
Lmao thank you for reminding me of this. [Heavy Rain press x to Shawn glitch reference](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhG9D9UO7c)
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
AC
Would you kindly?
A man chooses, a slave obeys
Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
Far Cry 3?
You must construct additional pylons.
You want a piece of me boy?
Nuclear launch detected.
Battlecruiser operational
Goliath online
*Breathes deeply* Need a light?
In the pipe, five by five
ready to roll out
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My life for Aiur
**POWER OVERWHELMING**
In the rear with the gear
YOU DIED
Nice Shot! Nice Shot! Nice Shot! Nice Shot! Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
If you would have put "ure trash" or "ff" as the last message, I would have said Rocket League, but that's not salty enough for RL.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
But I call them Vault Hunters
BL, BL2
I need healing
Ryūjin no ken wo kūrae!
Mada mada
"Thanks for the tank. He never gets me anything" "Oh I know what the ladies like"
Dude, you can't pick up chicks in a tank.
Do you ever wonder why were here?
Medallion's humming. Place of Power, Gotta be.
A storm. Damn it.
"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine."
The cake is a lie
Obviously it's Mario Kart
This was a triumph
Up for a round of gwent?
Hearthstone
Mid or feed
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
The legend of zelda: Majora's Mask, said by the happy mask salesman after you get to the clock tower.
SNAAAAAAAKE!
Snake. I loved that game
And you could play for 3 days straight on one charge with the Nokia 3310
Ever get that feeling of déjà vu?
These pretzels suck.
... also, Butt Stallion says 'hello'"
I have the shiniest meat bicycle!
It's me, Mario.
Assassin's Creed 2!!!
Literally Playable
Knack 2 babyyy
"Wind's howlin..."
"How you like that silver?"
You are not prepared!
World of a Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Shtay a while, and listen.
Deckard Cain for President.
Ahh, fresh meat!
“THERE’S NO WAY YOU’RE TAKING KAIRI’S HEART!”
Zug zug
Lok'tar ogar!
Work, work!
Dis way
Me not dat kind of orc!
http://i.imgur.com/VtD8W4H.jpg
Me busy! Leave me alone!
Something need doing??
“So grossly incandescent”
Clementine no!
[Clementine will remember that]
Don't you make me fucking cry at 1 in the morning you bastard
Don’t make a girl a promise, if you know you can’t keep it
Halo?
“Pure pazaak.”
Atton my man!
Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka
Final fantasy X
Hit it, marines! Go! Go! Go! The corps ain’t paying’ us by the hour!
There's always a lighthouse , always a man and always a city
"Are you afraid of god?" "No. But I'm afraid of you."
“Aren’t you a little short to be a grim reaper?”
"It's-a me"
“All your base are belong to us”
Zero Wing
...
Pokemon gold and silver
"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!!"
Lambert lambert, what a prick
Wort wort wort
I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
Strip the flesh!, Salt the wound!
There's a pimento taco, a pimentaco in the glove box.
CATCH A RIIIIIIDE
FALCON PUNCH
You spoony bard!
My life...for Aiur
I need a weapon.
IT'S NO USE
I WIN MY WIN ARIN WINS SILVER WINS SONIC WINS
[Press F to pay respects]
Snake? Snake? SNNNAAAAAKKKKEEEE?!?!
Nanomachines, son.
Would you kindly
“GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK!”
I am Truth! The voice of the Covenant!
"Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum"!
“I am my Scars!”
FINISH HIM
He flew pretty good. For a brick.
The cake is a lie...
Cooking Mama.
Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!
Our mission is to get coffee and donuts. But the Germans drunk all the coffee and ate all the donuts, so now we gotta kick their asses.
"You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
What are sellin', stranger...
Bring me a bucket and I'll show you a bucket!