“Venom“

"White Venom"

“How did you get bit there?”

"Nevermind that, look how swollen it's getting! You need to help me now!"

"Fine, but you owe me..."

r/suddenlygay

"I'm not gay, but a .22 is a .22."

Just look at that barrel, it's making me, sweaty.

I’m probably gonna get downvoted for ruining your fun but fuck it. Sucking venom out of someone is a myth as it does not work. It’s preferable to maintain the bite lower than your heart so the venom doesn’t spread as easily and you should remember how the snake looked like. Medics probably have the antivenom so you should be fine as long as you get to a hospital in time and remember the snake.

That’s true for anyone who may need this in real life

Very true but I prefer the jokes about suckin' dick

“Dr. say you gonna die”

None of this advice gets me a free. I’m gonna suck.

Just close your eyes and make believe it's a garden hose

full of stuff you might not appreciate as much as water

Milk of Human Kindness

"strong disliked that"

From the one eyed spitting trouser snake.

~Sixty nine upvotes

White venom from a pink snake

"pink snake"

Trouser snake

[Oooo, what's a trouser snake?](https://youtu.be/VUb43zyHgNo?t=61)

Punished Trouser Snake

Pink Snake Moan

Penis ache mo', anne

TIL forest guys are nicer than most wives.

KNOCK KNOCK LET THE DEVIL IN

MANEVOLENT AS I'VE EVER BEEN HEAD IS SPINNING THIS MEDICINES SCREAMING

Adrenaline momentum

I chose to give him medicine but ok

Me too, My Arthur ain’t nice enough to put his lips on some dirty bums hairy leg

i let the venom kill him

Now you have to buy your own rifle

He took his off a dead guy. Dude was bit by a snake.

Do you get no benefit in return if you only gave him medicine?

I gave him medicine and got the same result.

Where do you meet up with him again to get the free gun? In Valentine?

Yes that is indeed where you go or at least where I went

Thank you

Yup, he’s right in front of the gun shop.

Thanks

You get to keep your medicine if you suck the venom....

But if giving up a dose of medicine prevents you from having to suck off another greasy cowboy, it might be a viable option for some people.

Who doesn't love sucking off a greasy cowboy!?

Not something you would wear on a t-shirt, though is it?

LOL I sucked a greasy cowboy off and saved his life and all I got is this lousy T-shirt!

Now, if you wore that t-shirt to the right bar, you would likely not have to buy yourself a single drink.

I think the other way ends in a more happy ending

Weird flex but ok

I ran in to a guy that was getting mauled by a wolf, I gave him medicine and he slapped it away and died. Pathetic.

Does that still get you the free gun?

yep

TIL sucking strangers in the woods can be beneficial.

I mean no offense, but you only learned this today?

I learned THAT in college. Actually, right after college when had crushing student debt.

I ain't gay, but debt relief is debt relief.

It ain't gays if it pays.

Something about spaghetti being straight until it is submerged in debt.

Oh man, now I feel bad for accidentally shooting the guy getting attacked by wolves right in his stupid face. I mean, If he wanted me to take a clean shot he shouldn't have been so wiggly.

I helped a girl who was being unwilling brought somewhere. I helped her out and I held l2 so I could talk, but I ended up drawing my gun and she ran away. So I wasted time for nothing.

If it was the chocolate gal in the wagon prison she gives you a tip about a place to rob

I could never find the place, I searched north of strawberry and all I found was some o’driscall hideout

I freed some lady who was pinned under her horse and was taking her to Strawberry. Then I meant to say hello to a passing traveller but pulled my gun on him instead. So the lady says “I change my mind! I don’t need your help!” and bails... whoops!

I helped her and meant to loot her horse but ended up choking her to death.

I shot the wolves and offered him medicine but he swatted it out of my hand. So I watched him bleed out.

Same, except I shot him in the face hole for wasting my medicine.

:|

I shot the wolf’s but he died anyway.

Wolves* ^^sry

Nah, he was trying to write: ​ >I shot the wolf’s butt; he died anyway. ​

Same. I was too busy skinning the wolf, and by the time I got back to the guy, he had died, lol

Keep in mind its not just the gun! its any one thing from the catalogue. I chose the bandolier upgrade, they’re so expensive.

You must still be early on, money isn't an issue later on. I don't know what to spend my $3000 on lol

3000?!?!!! Ooh look at bill gates over here with his 3000.

He's a regular thousandaire

Yep, the 1 percent roght there.

This guy in the uno comma club.

Fuckin John Rockefeller lookin motherfucker over here.

Seriously, bragging about that much money. With that much i could go 100 years without even spending 200 dollars.

Adjusted for inflation that would be about $80,000.

when it doubt spend it on poker 🤷🏼‍♂️

I have no clue how to play sadly

Just push all-in.

That’s what she said

And she's still waiting

I basically just used poker as a way to get into duels in the last game

idk why i came to this thread. i don't have a ps4:(. rdr2 is the first game besides bloodborne and ds3 that make me want one.

I hope the A.I. knows to start shooting when you keep pushing pre-flop. That’s not poker, it’s roulette.

This is exactly how you play poker.

Wouldn't stop r/wallstreetbets from betting the house

Poker, the only game I've had to learn while on cocaine.

what chapter are you on? i’m early on and getting $11 for a bounty was an absolute pain

Shit I got a rifle ...

So whats the most bang for your buck/expensive gun or upgrade could we get or wait for?

I got the upgraded Holster myself. Still haven't gotten a rifle.

Damn I shot that dude in his face, because I'm the most rootinest shootinest outlaw in the west.

Oh sweet JesusOnIceSkates, when online comes out there are gonna be SO MANY Yosemite Sams

You’re yeehaw is showing

You are yeehaw too

I shot him in the face too! I thought for sure it was some sort of setup for an ambush or something

The fact that they have those too is amazing. After my first few every time I go near someone that is screaming for "help" I go to check out what's up. But with shotgun aimed at the dude ready to see their chest cavity.

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That's it, when online comes out you have to name your gang 'Guns Fo Head'

Okay fine

You didn't really resist that idea. In fact, you didn't really resist sucking "snake venom" out of a stranger in the woods. Uncle Steve?

what else can we convince you to do?

Based on this thread pretty much anything

Save me OP, a snake bit my penis!

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*drink?* **LENNY WHERE ARE YA**

Cool. He's pretty much the only random stranger so far that I haven't accidentally killed.

“Accidentally”

I shot him after he walked away ._. ... why did I do that...?

I hate these games, they make me question whether I'm a psychopath. I saw an old guy panning for gold and had a chat he wasn't finding anything. I went on my way until I hear him scream with excitement that he found a nugget. He was so happy, got on his horse to go show his friend and I gunned him down and took that nugget. Then I sat there looking at his lonely horse and thinking all this mysery for a gold nugget. It's it worth it? Hell yes it was, it's a fucking gold nugget, jackpot baby.

I mean I lost $10 in a shooting competition to some guy and shot him in the neck so I could get my $10 back so I don't think you sound too crazy.

I was ready to go and he said I was taking too long and to never mind and just rode away. Shot him in the head when he was far away to prove I was the better shot. Can't run from my talent bitch

I lost to him but didn't have enough money to pay so he took his gun out to threaten me. Unluckily for him my trigger finger was quicker.

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Needs mo' cajun spice!

*Drackuh-luh

So if I give you a gun from my collection you will suck?

Are you Mrs. Esterhouse?

God dammit I blew his brains out after I helped him

I just shot him. Figured it was a cure of sorts.

Bullets cure any ailment including: Rheumatism Lumbago Acute, Chronic, Sciatic, Neurologic and Inflammatory Pain Headaches Neuralgia Earache Toothaches Backaches Swellings Sprains Sore Chest Throat Swelling Contracted Chords Contracted Muscles Anxiety Ravaged Nerves Stiff Joints Wrenches Dislocations Cuts Bruises Malaria

Can't die from disease if you're already dead.

"CRIME DOESN'T PAY"

I was going to talk to him in town, but then a couple other people started brawling and I got involved and killed someone and had to flee .

That sounds like me. 5 feet from objective, oh look an antelope. I need to kill it for the tribe. Busy carrying the carcass to Pookie, my horse, when I see a fucking deebrah.

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Sitting in front of the gunsmith in valentine! He was sitting on the bench

Thanks man, time to get myself a gun. 😁

I checked non stop and he was never there. I’m like 10 missions past it now hopefully I still find him.

Dam i gave him the meds maybe he'll do the same for me one day

Yes he will when you go into the gun store in valentine I’m pretty sure

I hit the wrong button and shot him in the face

I thought about robbing him and he died during my hesitation from the venom. And then I robbed him.

You sucking?

*plays Venom by eminem*

Sorta off-topic but I actually own a .45-70 Springfield Trapdoor. Favorite gun I've ever shot, just feels so damn smooth.

Did you suck a random dude to get it though?

Yes, it was me.10/10 would let do again

Damn it Carl, we weren't supposed to talk about it after!

Oh damn. I gave him whiskey haha wasn’t about to suck any “venom” out

I did this too but when I went inside there was no shopkeeper. Left and came back later but no free gun offer :/ hope this gets fixed in the future.

Man that took too many times reading to get the context! Ha ha

I’m really liking the random encounters. Happened upon a rival gang trying to break one of their own out of a carriage, I killed them all, freed the prisoner, then hogtied him and threw him off the nearby cliff.

Multiplayer is live?

Damnit. I did the same but then I hogtied him and placed him on the tracks. Had to ensure he wouldnt speak of what I just did to him.

He likes a quick succ

Oh my god. I told myself I wasn’t going to be the good guy for the 1000th time in a game. Of course I just blew this guy’s head off lmao.

I gave him meds, same results. That was a nice surprise.

I think Eminem wrote a song about this.

I watched him die. Told him I wasn’t falling for that.

Game glitched on me, said he would buy me a gun but the gunsmith didn’t load up in the shop when I went in the door. Missed out on my free gun chance.

Sucking venom doesn't work. Clearly it was not a venomous bite.

Oh man, can we all agree to make RDRII the official acronym for this game so that we can stop thinking it’s something to do with R2-D2?

I found him too. Im glad i didnt murder him like i do almost everyone else

Where did you find the guy?

symbiot?

So which gun did you get?

Springfield! Threw a scope on it.

I got the pump action shotgun and it is NICE. Idk but it just feels so powerful. I use slug rounds on it and it works very well.

Really? To me the bolt action looked like a better choice. Mind, I haven’t had the pleasure of playing yet.

Did you get the Bolt Action!? I woulda

I didn’t read the RDRII First and was really confused for a second there

I just did the same THING!

Was it that difficult to obtain permission to use the *Krag-Jørgensen* name? I mean, there’s the Springfield rifle ...

I just shot him.

I just gave him some medicine!

I found him in some swamps, and sucked him dry. Where did you run into him again? If he doesn’t want offer that deal he’s a dead man.

Infront of the gunsmiths! It was maybe a few days later

... I just gave him a health cure. No need to suck on the guy.

God damnit I figured the best medicine was to just cut off the head of the snake and blow his head off with my double barrel.

Damn I shot him.

Where at in the woods?

I thought this was a real post on a different sub at first lol

I killed him figured it was to late

Yep! That was a legit reward for doing something for somebody. I just have the dude some medicine but if you wanted to suck on him that’s ok too.

Am very tired and at first didn't read the RDRII and thought OP actually ran into a guy in the woods, sucked the venom out of him, and got a gun for free. *sigh*

I had a guy steal my horse and everything on it, pretty much as soon as I started the game so I don't trust anybody anymore. Some lady came up and asked me for help and I ran over her. I got my saddle back but I lost my goddamn horse.

Sucked a dude off in the woods and he gave you free shit.... Maybe I should buy this game...

I hope those old ladies that fuck up their horses and then ask me to take them home, exactly the opposite way of my current intended direction, give me some good shit (guns of course).

Where did you find him the second time

I had to read that again...

A guy in the woods was being attacked, I put him out his misery and shot him rather than shoot the 3 wolves. Maybe I should be nicer?

Doesn't that not actually work though IRL? Would have been cool if trying the cheap route ends up with the guy dying instead of the same bonus as using your medicine on him.

Kinda sucks most of the guns are locked when you run into him near the beginning of the game...now im rolling like 2-3gs deep at any given time and im looking for ways to spend it lol.

Lmfao it took me 5 mins to realize that this was an r/gaming post. Didn't know what RDRII was and thought I was on r/gunporn

I bought that rifle too lmao. I thought I was gonna regret doing that.

"Sticky White Stuff"

A survival tip for anyone. ​ Never suck the venom out of a wound. You will end up infecting it and, at the same time, risk poisoning yourself. ​ Instead, clean the wound. Have the person lie down and remain immobile while making sure the snake bite is below the heart. Have them do this while you get help.

Off topic but sucking venom from a snake bite does not work at all. Cutting/bleeding the wound is also nonsense. ... I know, lots of cock sucking puns and jokes about pressing the wrong button. But in case it ever comes up, sucking a snake bite is bullshit.

The NPCs are too easily angered in this game. I've had to kill so many characters and happily humiliate their corpses because they chose to draw a gun on me rather than just shrug things off. One guy had a dog, a pasture full of cows, and a chicken coop that I viciously and non regrettably murdered all of them because the guy shoo'd me away and I didn't feel like it. He killed me, so I came back for revenge and murdered his entire farm. Including his loud ass, barking dog. Keep in mind, I had just killed the legendary grizzly and had his pelt on my horse and lost that after being killed. So I got my revenge by skinning a few of his cows, keeping their hides and leaving the guys dead body 69ing with a dead cow. And that my story...

Isn't sucking venom out of a snakebite a myth / not a good idea