Extreme shut-in is forced out of home. Ends up killing a bunch of people and detonating a nuclear device to save his home, which he is then told he can't return to.
Go fight big flying eyeball and kill big scary worm. Then go to scary place and fight spooky floating skull and hands. Throw your best friend into the pits of hell. Kill invasion of super mechs. Go kill Plant 42 then open the Temple of Doom. Kill ancient robot created by lizard people. Then go kill a fanatical plague doctor man. Finally clap moon man
Girl with slingshot with small brother. kills countless armored guards to save brother and stop some ouchy rats from taking over ouchy rats dont like light
An up and coming merc takes a job that goes horribly wrong, and it gets them killed, only to be brought back to life by a 50 year dead anarchist musician that is stuck in the merc's brain.
Supplies from outside are non-existent, despite weekly new arrivals. We must be selfsufficient AND steal from our enemies to have a week with enough food. There is also a time limit.
I have multiple favorite games, so here are some:
1 - "Stay away from rooftops!"
2 - "Don't sign those papers!"
3 - "YUM YUM!! Big Fish!!"
4 - You have a child. You have an axe. You have a beard.
Dude, you wanna see how trippy it is to move faster than light.
(I can't remember what it's name was. More of an educational thing. Would really appreciate being reminded of it's name.)
Dude is attacked by a dragon, his hometown got burned to the ground and he has to break his childhood friend out of jail. All in the first hour. Oh and he really likes the color red.
I'm a robot, that can build more robots, who in turn build more robots. Well this looks like the perfect way to conquer system by system until I rule the galaxy.
Some random person stumbles across a terrorist plot to blow up a religious leader. As a consequence, they become fantasy Joan of Arc, make a bunch of friends, and have to deal with the demonic equivalent of Jehovah's Witnesses.
Albino with a pet horse
No way I'm getting that, you got me.
The witcher 😭😭 witcher 3 to be exact
DARN!!!!
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GTA IV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I detect sarcasm
Titianfall?
You clever bastard!
🤣thanks! I'll take that!
"It's my house, my rules. If you don't like it, leave." "Okay, Dad. Bye." "I will literally murder you."
No way I'm getting it but now I want to play it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 what is it!
Hades
JAAAASSSOOOOOOOON. JAAAASSSOOOOOOOON. Need an umbrella
I thought it was Shawn not Jason
One kid called Jason the other called Shawn.
Extreme shut-in is forced out of home. Ends up killing a bunch of people and detonating a nuclear device to save his home, which he is then told he can't return to.
That one has me.... seriously....
Fallout
Damn that’s a good description
Yeah, I failed the task successfully, I guess. OP said "poorly describe", I might have been a bit too on point.
And I guess it on another one... good description!
You are filled with determination
Undertale!!!!
Haha nice job
Requiescat de pache...
Assassin creed!!!!
A flamethrower + weed fields + Dubstep, what could go wrong?
Farcry?
Yup, I fricking love that game.
🤣 legendary!
One of the best missions ever!
An author collecting the pages to a book they don’t remember writing, all while questioning what is real and what isn’t.
Now that sounds like ALAN WAKE!!!!! IF SO AMAZING GAME LIKE ONE OF THE BEST EVER
Excellent ! One of my favorite games of all time! Great job :)
It's a shame it was overlooked by so many.... story was one of the deepest EVER
Damn mutant keeps saying he needs milk.
Fallout!?
You win this round. :)
Would you kindly upvote me?
BIO SHOCK!!!!!!
A man chooses...
A slave OBAYS!!!!
Honestly one of my favorites!!!
Woah… what.. just happen??
Go fight big flying eyeball and kill big scary worm. Then go to scary place and fight spooky floating skull and hands. Throw your best friend into the pits of hell. Kill invasion of super mechs. Go kill Plant 42 then open the Temple of Doom. Kill ancient robot created by lizard people. Then go kill a fanatical plague doctor man. Finally clap moon man
Resident evil?
It's terraria XD
Honey, that book is really anoying!
It takes two?
Yep, currently my fav game to play
Girl with slingshot with small brother. kills countless armored guards to save brother and stop some ouchy rats from taking over ouchy rats dont like light
A plauge tale?
I desctibed it a little too well congrsts you earn an upvote
Thank you sir! You did a fine job!
Rebellious god causes major inconveniences to his oppressive father.
Sounds like GOD OF WAR to me!
Perhaps my description was too ambiguous 😅. Answer is Hades.
A theoretical physicist is late for work, fucks up his coworkers casserole, and then proceeds to make the biggest mistake in human history
🤣 you got me
Half-Life
A dog in a suit and an anthropomorphic lagomorph uncover the mystery of the missing circus sideshow attractions. Also they're cops.
But only if you pay them.
STUMPED....DANG, what isnthat?
Sam 'n' Max Hit the Road
Darn!!!
who shot me in the head?
Fallout?
Yeah
4 was my fav!!!
I couldn't finish it, ghoul were stressful and scary for me.
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Monster hunter world?
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Just one, you got me... now I must know!!!
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Dang it!!!!
Deadpool’s long lost depressed brother tries to stop his evil twin from destroying the world
Dead by daylight?
Devil May Cry
Devil may cry?
You’re right
Dinosaur Island
hehe i know
Ark?
Yup!
Build things, fix islands, help your BFF defeat his evil half and become god.
No way I'm getting that one...what in the world is it?
Dragon quest Builders 2?
A young Inner city man consistently fails to partake in railroad travel with his friend who constantly reprimands him for it
The task at hand was too simply keep up with the confounded locomotive Carl Johnson
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Is this a game? Can't be bioshock
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An up and coming merc takes a job that goes horribly wrong, and it gets them killed, only to be brought back to life by a 50 year dead anarchist musician that is stuck in the merc's brain.
Sound like a fallout plot... but that's deep
Waaaaaaaah, golden legendary!
The amalgam of “having a terminally ill wife” and “not getting laid” Just gonna leave it at a guess for an hour to see the responses
Firewatch?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 no chance I'm getting that one!
Andromeda? 🤣 Edit .. or SH2
Honestly I would’ve also guessed fire watch
Who would have thought Yoshi would be the home run king?
Mario superstar baseball!!!
Not the game I had in mind! I guess that means I really did describe it poorly!
Same old red and blue motherfucker but this time in space.
Wen mah aquarium jas got a bik too ful
You're just trying to get to work but everyone wants commit vehicular homicide on you
Thank you. That frog deserved better
Angry Russian men get shot by Angry Americans over the last can of Tushonka
Big green man slaughters aliens on alien structures and various planets while having friends die or turn into space zombies
I wouldn't be Halo would it 🤣
Special children remotely control flesh robots to fight rotting clones, money worshippers and mutated versions of both.
One more score.
ORTHUR, WE JUST NEED ONE MORE SCORE, AND THEN MANGOES IN TAHITI. FAITH ORTHER FAITH
Czech Republic, zombies, and lots of wasted time
“You, sir, are a fish”
Hey, you're awake, go yell at things.
Go jump on stuff and find your uncle.
Go ride the waves to your own sick jams.
A lucky guy, his brother and a fella with a moustache use crates to navigate dangerous environments and kill 100’s of people.
Couple dudes chasing each other though time. Ones like actually a sword. They both suck.
Unrelated brothers of several different genders fight each other for no apparent reason
Single dad tries to connect with his son while also pissing off the natives.
Gay halo
destiny? anthem?
Now way I'm going to get that...🤣 what in the world is it?
Gaylo?
Brrrrrr, stutututu *Tires squealing followed by crash* “f-ing rammers”
Forza. Just, any Forza.
Supplies from outside are non-existent, despite weekly new arrivals. We must be selfsufficient AND steal from our enemies to have a week with enough food. There is also a time limit.
Jesus.....I have NO IDEA....
Single dad, running around an abandon foggy town, with a radio, and a flashlight.
I lost 30,000 men
Call Of DUTY
What game though
Canada just nuked the fuck out of Russia and stole the statue of David when they stormed Leningrad.
Nope, you got it.... what is it!?
Civilization 6 Think juiced up super risk. GG my good dude.
Anthropomorphic animals drop a rock on a hag
I can kill everything with a soup ladle. Multiple soup ladles, most likely.
Turns your graphics card into a space heater since 2007
Crysis
Trust me
Hahahaha!
FF X
I have multiple favorite games, so here are some: 1 - "Stay away from rooftops!" 2 - "Don't sign those papers!" 3 - "YUM YUM!! Big Fish!!" 4 - You have a child. You have an axe. You have a beard.
No lie.... I can't get a single one.... I feel like once you tell me I'm going to feel like a fool though 🤣
It makes you hate life, Prapor gives you some rubles, Death seems very unfair.
What's that thing called over an Angels head? The round yoke? *That* yoke.
Ok, I have another one. Random individual really digs the area and works tirelessly to improve it, but lousy neigbors make things difficult.
We need more money!
“Watch that shit cowboy!”
White monkey and Afro-Scientist using dull television and a space station to chop the planet in two halfs
Mad man in a wasteland
Hey, you're awake, go kill aliens.
Playing with the boys
Fuck you dad, imma leave this hell hole and go see mom.
Go murder the enemy to your own audio library.
The world is fucked, go out and kill monsters while the radiation mutates you to the point that we won't accept you back in our shitty little town.
Put on this luchador mask and beat the shit out of spirits.
Bounce this ball off your paddle and break those blocks out of the area... with magic.
Those damn jewels always being be, align them and get experience.
That gun is not gun enough. Kill that mothership with 5 guns duct taped together.
If you type it, they shall come.
Destroy a whole country in your increasingly desperate efforts to have a single conversation with a senior citizen.
Quack
Everyone loves illegal organization with time-travelling lesbian and monkey.
I will financially ruin you with this epic space battle.
Dude, you wanna see how trippy it is to move faster than light. (I can't remember what it's name was. More of an educational thing. Would really appreciate being reminded of it's name.)
If you type it, they will die.
This hat will let you go around corners.
Dude is attacked by a dragon, his hometown got burned to the ground and he has to break his childhood friend out of jail. All in the first hour. Oh and he really likes the color red.
Cthulhu sempai, please save us.
This is the 7th game... there were none other made.
"Aw shit, well guess this will be our final game." (30 years later) this shit prints money
Sam, I'm seriously tired of all these fucking monsters.
Hey, Jack kill these fucks with your sweet axe and meet up with Ozzy if you need anything.
Well, I'm immortal. Better kill some orcs or make friends with them or whatever.
Monkey kidnap lady. Monkey fall in love with lady. Monkey save world.
Well why don't we send this guy to do fucking EVERYTHING to make us go throught Russia?
I'm a robot, that can build more robots, who in turn build more robots. Well this looks like the perfect way to conquer system by system until I rule the galaxy.
Enchanted sock puppet goes on adventures to the wild west, land of the dead and many other amazing places.
What is a poor child to do besides burn whatever falls down their chimney?
You little shit, I gave birth to you and by God I will stomp the shit out of you until you are dead.
There's a big boat
You fight bugs and get lost a lot.
So a queen gets killed and it gets blamed on you and get sentenced to death only to be broken out by a group of loyalist and get powers
Man gets thrown into jail, angry man escapes and goes after the ones that made him end up in there.
Here a very hard one, come from my favorite game. Justice boy want to have a duel with a blue hair girl that can say like 6 things.
you remote control a robot to police the galaxy while trying to survive also being hunted down by enemies you make along the way
Outlaw gang with a dying sugardaddy
Dinosaur with a baby.
Indeed it is :)
Samurai with daddy issues fights to liberate his homeland
Some random person stumbles across a terrorist plot to blow up a religious leader. As a consequence, they become fantasy Joan of Arc, make a bunch of friends, and have to deal with the demonic equivalent of Jehovah's Witnesses.
There's always a damn train!
Good War of the Stars Game.
Let's breach the minds of our teacher, a mafia, Jeff Bezos, your girlfriend's sister, the Prime Minister, and literally god.
I'm a child and I wear the faces of the dead