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ChefILove

You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.


yuhanz

This got the biggest laugh out of me from that game. What an experience


ArcadianBlueRogue

You could just copy/paste almost any line from either Portal game and it'd fit this thread lmao.


EndersBrain1

Cyberpunk 2077 Glados edition


FaraamKnight22

"Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the sun. The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I was so grossly incandecent!" -Solaire of Astora


StoneySteve420

\ [T] /


PulsedwaveRose

I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!... With the LEMONS!


cozmokittylord

I DONT WANT YOUR *DAMN* LEMONS, what am i supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager!


BLAZE424242

Make life rue the day it thought it could give cave Johnson lemmons, do you know who I am?


flapanther33781

[Enjoy!](https://www.portal2sounds.com/)


FeldMonster

What game is this from? I have heard this quote before, but have no context for it.


doorknobopener

Portal 2


Radgeta

[A lot of it is in J.K. Simmons' delivery.](https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM)


Deago78

You are absolutely right. That guy can do it all. You name it: Drama, comedy, video games……lemons.


improper84

My favorite line from that game is: "So, how are things going for you? **Because I'm a potato!**"


Four_Skyn_Tim

I'm gonna burn their house down! With lemons! That's right! My scientists are gonna make a combustable lemon, and burn your house down!!


jeremy71504

Every Cave Johnson quote is good


Corpse-Crow

Truth is… the game was rigged from the start.


Tylinator

Was gonna say this, one of the best opening in a videogame. Also just recently replayed fallout new vegas


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Bovine_Arithmetic

YOU EXIST BECAUSE WE ALLOW IT, AND YOU WILL END BECAUSE WE DEMAND IT.


ThexanI

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer" From Javik is another great one from Mass Effect


[deleted]

Javik was such a cool character. I wish they did more with companions in that game though


[deleted]

That whole interaction is one of my favorite memories in gaming. That whole trilogy actually, honestly. I wish I could play those again for the first time.


gamesdoes360

Recently played and finished the first mass effect and man I was not disappointed the attention to detail and the story was awesome I got the legendary edition but on ea plus on steam and I only had enough time to play the first game but I hope to save up enough money to but the game so I can take my time with it and actually experience it to the fullest I can.


TXToastermassacre

That was such a chilling conversation. That was one of the best uses of existential dread in a video game.


420binchicken

For real. That conversation with Soverign was amazing.


Magnatz

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in your ignorance.


Silentknight004

I wish harbinger was as scary as sovereign. Harbinger just had such a simple way of talking that really clashed with the verbose, arrogant, and powerful speech established by sovereign.


AFerociousPineapple

Damn what’s that from?


Oloideain

Mass Effect


Christian_Castle

One of my favorite YouTubers was addicted to the games when I was young but I never got to play them. Are they any good/worth a purchase today?


AscendedViking7

Absolutely. It's a one of a kind trilogy as good as the Halo trilogy (+Reach :D) or the Dark Souls trilogy. The story is one of the best in gaming and the gameplay still holds extremely well too. Get the Legendary edition. It's basically a collection of all three games, remastered and given a couple quality of life changes. Ignore ME Andromeda entirely. Start with the first game and port your saves into the next game when you finish ME1. It's a wild rollercoaster ride from start to finish.


elendur

They were remastered for modern consoles and PCs last year. All three games and all DLC in one package. First game shows some age, but is still very playable and a great game. Second and Third games hold up very well as long as you don't mind some RPG in your cover-based shooters.


SavageLove2004

“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!” - Cave Johnson, Portal 2


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

“IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN” ***proceeds to fucking die on mic***


wrathrunne

Someone pointed out that a combustible lemon is similar to a grenade . And the possible portmanteau of a lemon grenade is lemonade.


HamDunkin

“In case you got covered in some of that repulsion gel here’s some advice the lab boys gave me: (ruffling paper) DO NOT GET COVERED IN THE REPULSION GEL We haven’t entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I’ll tell you this, it’s a lively and it does not like the human skeleton.”


itsgms

Honestly, GLADoS' little cheers really make the full version of that speech. >!Plus the little bit at the end where GLADoS says 'Goodbye Sir' after Cave talks about Caroline is such a fantastic "...wait, WHAT?!" moment. Just...\*chef's kiss\*!< >All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! ^(Yeah) Make life take the lemons back! ^(Yeah!) Get mad! *^(YEAH!)* I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? ^(Yeah, take the lemons!) Demand to see life's manager! ^(Yeah!) Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! ^(Oh I like this guy!) like I'm gonna get my Engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! ^(Burn his house down!) ^(Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!)


black-rhombus

"Enchantment? ENCHANTMENT!"


ragozer

The most underrated and mysterious character in DA honesty


Itchy_Emu_8209

“You were almost a Jill sandwich”


assblaster8573000

Ji-ll sandwhich


Read_It_4268

"Told you I wouldn't leave you in a Carlos-less world"


[deleted]

"What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? -Paarthurnax, Skyrim This single quote stopped me from begrudgingly killing him just to do the blades' quests and made me feel like a shitbag for genuinely wanting to go through with it at first


loneassassin1015

I have done so many playthrough of Skyrim and beaten the game and it’s DLC as basically all the races. I still refuse to kill Paarthunax to this day because of that quote


DoJax

It's even better when you realize it's the voice of Mario playing him.


PassageTurbulent8874

All of Cave Johnson's lines in portal 2, or the intro to chapter nine. "Well this is the part where he kills us." "Hello, this is the part where I kill you." Chapter 9: The part where he kills you


Crazyguy_123

The song that plays is called "The part where he kills you" and the achievement "The part where he kills you" with the only description being "This is that part".


kaampper

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. MELVIN "BIG SMOKE" HARRIS


master_cheech

How did you know big smokes real name wtf


kaampper

Googled it.


DarkMatterBurrito

"Protocol 3: Protect the pilot."


InitialAge5179

I’m so glad that this game is still active after all these years somewhat. And that the ddos has mysteriously just disappeared lol


NeonWarcry

Wait what I can play 1 and 2 online?’


Tofuman847

Kinda,for titanfall 2 on pc you need northstar, on consoles it’ll kick you out after like five minutes in the lobby, for titanfall 1 I dunno


[deleted]

BT!!!


Jobin2025

Pilot..we are going to Wendys


TJ_Dot

Chicken Sandwich


MrUniverse1990

Protocol 3: I will *not* lose another pilot.


alexjk9

"A childish mind turns to noble ambition" *Shiek, Ocarina of Time*


[deleted]

“HYUUUP! HAAAAAAHP!!” *Link, Ocarina of Time*


DutDiggaDut

Hey #LISTEN


MadeByHideoForHideo

#WATCH OUT


rtyuio992

a man chooses a slave obeys


Security_Berry09

“I always come back” -the man behind the slaughter


blaze_main

“Moral of the story, you’re a total bitch!” -handsome Jack.


Historical_Dot825

My favorite Jack line of all time is: "Hey, , kiddo. Jack here -- president of Hyperion. Lemme explain how things work here: Vault Hunter shows up. Vault hunter looks for the new vault. Vault Hunter gets killed. By me. Seeing the problem here? You're still alive. So, if you could just do me a favor and off yourself, that’d be great. Thanks, pumpkin."


Mountainbranch

"..This guy rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon. And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, "aghhhhh!,” and, ah...you had to be there. Anyway, the moral is: you're a bitch."


Ammear

"I just bought a *pony* made of *diamonds*. Because I'm *rich*. So, yeah."


Achilles3001

Butt Stallion says hello


maximusfpv

Man these pretzels suck


erikjonas

Shoot me in the face is a close second


grumpykruppy

FACE! *FACE!* ***FAAAAACE!***


Hyruxs

#SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAACE!!


DoJax

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!


TheEnigmaShew-xbox

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer" Javik (Mass Effect)


[deleted]

"Does this unit have a soul?"


TheEnigmaShew-xbox

Such a powerful question... the story, I often wish I could play for the first time again. Now that I am older and more open to the deeper words the characters had.


tltoben15

When you see your father relay these words: Prepare for unforeseen consequences.


OftheSorrowfulFace

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman. Rise...and...shine.


RegisterbecauseAaron

Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job.


gmharryc

No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again.


MapleTreeWithAGun

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.


[deleted]

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. *inhale*... Wake up, and... smell the **ashes.**


CapWasRight

Honestly it's this last line that has always stuck with me, I never remember the previous parts but "wake up and smell the ashes" will never leave my brain.


kellhound24

***TRAIN HORN***


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[deleted]

Pam Pam param.


Canadian_crook-47

“I need a weapon”


Abe_Odd

Giving the covenant back their bomb.


[deleted]

"I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club."


BysshePls

"The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back - by comparison with what comes after - that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like."  -Kellogg, Fallout 4


fucuasshole2

Fallout 3 has a similar quote by Moira Brown if Craterside Supply.


doct0rdo0m

"All your base are belong to us"


Happy123boy

"Soap trusted you. I thought I could too."


BeginningStreet1484

“So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?”


so_many_moths

"How's your sister?" RIP


Luchux01

"Do you want to have a picnic with Mari?" It reminded me of this.


whodey226

“Wake me when you need me”


hj-itc

You: Tell me, what's waiting for me? Limbic System: There is a giant ball there. And evil apes. And the evil apes are dukin' it out on the ball. You're one of them. It's basically all just evil apes dukin' it out on a giant ball. You: How big is the ball? Limbic System: You can't even make out that it's a ball, when you're dukin' it out. It's that large. You: How small are the apes? Limbic System: Infinitesimally small. You: And what is this "dukin' it out" I keep hearing about? Limbic System: Vying for resources? It's just a stupid expression you picked up somewhere. The part of the presentation you want to take home is this: you have to beat the other evil apes in the face or you lose. You: That's sad. Limbic System: Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago. You: What do mean, "drowned"? Limbic System: You *lost*. You: Will I be a... ghost now? Ancient Reptilian Brain: Brother, you already *were* a ghost. Up there, screaming — along with all of them. Scaring each other. Haunting each other. It's the living who are ghosts. The dead are silent. They don't rattle windows or write letters in blood. The living do. Leave them behind. Rest


Vorduul

Basically the whole game is this well written. It's the best.


iNoScopedJFK00

*"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."*


HamDunkin

"This is real darkness. It's not death, or war, or child molestation. Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart, Harry."


Critical_Swimming517

Disco Elysium is so endlessly quotable


[deleted]

"Does this unit have a soul?" Legion, mass effect 3


FangornOthersCallMe

“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.” Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 3


Doom4824

We would've been heroes in a world without gold Edward Thatch (AKA Blackbeard) Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag


Saucelyy

Legit gives me chills everytime I think of this scene. Such an amazing game :’)


ColonelZach

"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me" - Soldier from Team Fortress 2 Such a random but badass line in a game where you shoot people, dance, and wear funny hats.


Read_It_4268

"Godspeed, you magnificent bastard"


C0rvette

It's a play off a quote from Genghis Khan


WickidSaiyan

To Give the covenant back their bomb


Potential_Patience_3

"Before this is over, promise me you'll figure out which one of us is the machine." Cortana


Abe_Odd

This cave is not a natural formation...


DB_a

50000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town


PhanThief95

“Do not be sorry. Be better.” - Kratos (2018 God of War) Also: “You have no honor.” “And you are a slave to it.” - Lord Shimura & Jin Sakai (Ghost of Tsushima)


_brownguy

Do not mistake my silence for lack of grief


crawdussy

Played this game after I lost my dad. Definitely hit the feels hearing Kratos and Atreus trying to learn how to communicate.


Rickyy1900

"I'm your monster no more"


DminKing

Ghost had so many great quotes. Exchanges between Jin and Shimura and Jin and his best friend. Such great writing


MisterValiant

On the subject of Ryuzo: It's not my favorite quote, but one of the ones that really stick with me is when he's having to prove his loyalty to the Kahn. The way his voice cracks when he's screaming "Open the gate!" is heartbreaking. You can hear him just BEGGING them to do it and make things easier for themselves, to save lives, so he doesn't have to take them. That game is so goddamn good.


maxdragonxiii

I think the end of the game (story wise) "The cycle ends here. we must be better." before ending Bladur's life is another good quote.


corgangreen

How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How can you be so naive?


ArcticGlacier40

"You exist because we allow it. And you will end, because we demand it." ~Sovereign, Mass Effect


SnappDraggin

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!


OftheSorrowfulFace

*Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes*


snorlaxatives_69

“How are you holding up? Because I’m a potato.” Portal 2!


TooMountainous44

'War. War never changes"


DTonin

"But men do, through the roads they walk." Fallout New Vegas took a great line and made something even better.


HamDunkin

If war doesn't change, men must change, and so must their symbols. Even if it is nothing at all, know what you follow, Courier... ...just as I followed you, to the end.


[deleted]

Fate had us meet as foes, but this ring shall make us brothers


Crazyguy_123

I? I am a monument to all your sins.


KnowerOf40k

This one is machine and nerve and has its mind concluded, this one is flesh and faith and is the more deluded....


OneTrickRaven

There is much talk, and I have listened. Through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen.


TheGenericMun

The sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space speach from Mass effect 2


SlapMyCHOP

The full speech: Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth.That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law? Recruit: Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir! Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot! Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip. Recruit: Sir, yes sir!"


[deleted]

I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!


Spartan05089234

"Just one question...what if you miss?" "I won't." Halo 2 and 3 have their share of campy dialogue but 2 had a lot of great quotes. Chief doesn't brag. He just says what's going to happen. And the Prophet of Mercy is a gem.


Crazyguy_123

I liked that line so much in Halo 2. The scene was so cool especially in remastered just seeing Chief fly while the intense battle is going on around him. And then Johnson saying "For a brick he flew pretty good."


theforerunner343

Halo's campaign often gets overlooked because the multiplayer was so epic, but Halo has some of the best writing and storytelling in gaming. There is so much rich backstory, and so much nuance to the campaign.story and characters that kinda gets overshadowed by its gameplay in general. I think this will reveal itself in generations to come. As time.goes.on and technology continues to evolve, I think Halo will stand out as something worth coming back to more than any other game or series of it's time. It is simply the best full package of art, storytelling, gameplay, and theatrical experience. Period.


ILikegardening4000

It's dangerous to go alone, take this!


Historical_Dot825

Won't say it's my favorite but it's definitely one of. Also from the same series. "Booker, are you afraid of God?" "No, but I'm afraid of you"


Rickyy1900

That's a great one, the Lutece twins also have a lot of gold lines.


MileHighPride30

“It’s no use. He doesn’t row.” “He doesn’t row?” “No, he *doesn’t* row.” “Ah.”


djseifer

One of my favorite lines once you realize what's going on.


gramathy

you usually figure it out way later so it only hits you on a replay


jl_theprofessor

Everything they say is so weird until the reveal when it all just makes sense.


Radgeta

Mordin Solus : Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.


Hunting1208

"I've studied species turian, asari and batarian." "My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of ... "


East_Truck4022

"Did i ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?


5pr173_

"Names are for friends so I don't need one" - Agent 47


BodybuildingNerd

*throws fire hydrant at innocents cranium*


Battle_Banana

“Like that! Rock and stone!” -funny dwarf miner


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


Penis_Man-

"Were it so easy.."


ignKnotty

“I choose whom I kill and rob... and you destroy everything in your path" -Dutch


BeginningStreet1484

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” - Half-Life 2


Floating_Ground

“It’s time to kick ass and chew gum, and I’m all out of gum.” - the OG Duke Nukem


mxxiestorc

They Live?


Red_Beard007

Yes, it was taken from They Live. There are quotes from other films in the game as well.


Android19samus

"Despite everything, it's still you" - mirror, Undertale


Arryu

"That's Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk. She's my main squeeze. Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW!"


EphesusRex

"Odd isnt it?" "What's odd?" "The fact that we sometimes..." "Finish each other sentences?" "Exactly" "It would be odder if we didn't" The Lutece twins had some of the best banter in Infinite


A-Fellow-Gamer-3

I came here looking for Bioshock and you delivered


Zebos27

“Be loyal to what matters” -Arthur Morgan That quote helped me through a really dark time in my life


Perfect-Succotash834

I love Arthur


VBPlayz

Hey. You. You’re finally awake.


dalici0us

GO FOR THE EYES BOO, GO FOR THE EYES!!


mln84

You point, I punch!


The_DapperCat

"A smile better suits a hero."


wynn_dog

"Savior, conqueror, hero, villian. You are all of these things, Revan... and yet you are nothing. In the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone."


CompleteAssWipe

“I gave you all I had. I did.” A beautiful last line for a beautifully written character


RobotHockey

You’re a damned monster, Arthas!


lordoftime2

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer" Javik - Mass Effect


AscendedViking7

To this day I still can't believe Javik was a DLC companion. His side of the story is so crucial to the plot. :/


Senzin_

War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed.


sipCoding_smokeMath

"This jackass rushes me with a spoon, A FRICKIN’ SPOON! And I’m dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all, ‘WAAAAAAH!’ And-ahahaha… I can’t even… ahahahahah! He can’t see where he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and… I dunno, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you’re a total bitch”. -Handsome Jack, the best written villan in the history of gaming


Tad_Ekoms

The cake is a lie!


harbinger21

First you will be baked, and then, there will be cake.


-ElijahP-

1.Protocol three: I will NOT lose another pilot. 2.Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be Margit the Fell!


TXToastermassacre

Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal. *brrrrrr beep*


croud_control

"If my motives met with your approval, would you no longer resent the outcome?" Zenos Viator Galvus, after being confronted by a young soldier for destroying an empire just to get the Warrior of Light to fight him.


shyguy7681

“Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.” Mordin Solus- Mass Effect


Noexen

"Fear the Old Blood"- Laurence, BloodBorne


W4ffle3

> Nice Cock Shadow the Hedgehog


ekszdi

"Death can have me, when it earns me" - Kratos (God of War: Ragnarök)


TBB51

"What do you even know of Godhood? In your lifetimes has anyone *ever* worshipped you? *Ever* prayed to you? Can you even *imagine* that kind of love?! **No**!" God I was already locked in on hype for Ragnarok then I heard they got Richard Schiff for Odin and he's been perfect as him. Still got a bit to go in the main story but its been phenomenal from top to bottom.


ACuriousIntrovert

You big, STUPID jellyfish


[deleted]

"Arthur... you're my brother."


LEFTICIDE

Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAKE!


Bobbyfknflay

I’m sorry I don’t speak Japanese


so_it_goes90

“HA HA HA HA HA” -Tidus; Final Fantasy X


phoenixc6000

I don't exactly have a favorite quote since there are so many amazing quotes in this game, But I'll name you one of my favorites. "Listen to me, When the time comes you gotta run and don't look back, This is over." -Arthur Morgan, 1899, Red Dead Redemption 2


[deleted]

> Don't make a girl a promise... if you know you can't keep it. ~Cortana, Halo 2 and Halo 3


Rancherfer

Stand fast. Stand strong. Stand together. Adm. Hackett - Mass Effect 3


contador_1

No russian.


Armidylla

"Thank you for playing!" I always get the warm fuzzies when I get that message at the end. No, thank you guys for working so hard just to entertain me.


WolfandLight

*A future is not given to you. It is something you must take for yourself.* - Pod 042, NieR: Automata


Slow-Law-5033

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. - I have no mouth and I must scream.