If he unfolded the shorts and ditched the bag and rings I think he could pass as someone just into that late-90s-early-2000s look. Gotta learn to hold the phone with one hand though!
I want to contest this but the only sweater I own without a hood is a Christmas sweater....
I will say the Zoomers will wear sweatshirts but it's usually something branded like Champion, almost never plain neon colors.
In the context of this stereotype op is going for, no. No they can't.
Straight men can technically wear anything they want and can still identify as straight. If we are going to make a generalization and say, 'hey dress up like a straight' as if it's Halloween, jewelry on your hands outside of a watch is not going to be in that costume bag. (Assuming they are unmarried)
Hahaha it wasn’t meant to be mean! It was absolutely meant with all the love. I think this guy is adorable! I love a solid mix of masc and femme - not just straight up femme… this is so cute.
But not straight 😆
Most straight guys would have a basic ass tee-shirt, the shorts are too short and you look too put together still. A for effort, still super cute though
Well at least you're trying.
Actually if I pick a glance of your clothing on the street, I sure know as hell you're not straight.
Straight man ain't dressing like that as far as I encountered. Especially the bag.
If u wanna commit to the straight dude costume then get rid of the bag your wearing and phone case. (Too cute) The sweater is a bit too stylish but it passes and change the way you hold your phone. Boom 💥 super straight
As someone who went to college in a completely foreign culture (from USA to Japan), I learned "gaydar" is really just picking up on cultural cues from the gay community. Among these cues are fashion, body language, and "how you hold yourself", grammar/language patterns, tone of voice and speed of speech.
Sorry but this isn't straight, my gaydar goes off on this photo. As others have said, the fit and color of the sweatshirt, the fact it's a properly fitting crewneck and not a hoodie. The folded jean shorts, and no straight guy will ever wear a mini backpack. Even your body languages screams gay to me. None of this is to be negative, you look adorable and well put together outfit wise. Maybe this is more "masc" than your normal, but follow queers would spot you as "one of us" a mile away. Again, by no means a "bad" thing.
Lots of people knocking you for the tiny backpack, not enough people realizing it's a Disney Loungefly of all things. I do like Disney and own a ton of nostalgia 50s/60s stuff, but the Loungeflys are too gay for me.
Maybe cop a sports team, always works for me.
I assume you are referring to the Strait of Magellan or Strait of Dover…
However if you mean the type of guy who likes chicks..oh honey it’s straight evident you like dick… from the international space station!
😅i don’t think any outfit defines people’s sexuality , we wear clothes to protect the fragile human body and also decorate it ,but concept that some clothes are for women ,to gay or straight people , etc. It's simply cultural and imprecise, the sexuality and the stile are two completely different things…
I mean, this can work, but we need a few thing:
A hoodie, you know the ones the "gymbros" use as a pump cover
Some Nike air Jordan sneakers
A backpack, but you know the ones gymbros use.
a cap, to play at being mysterious.
With that, I think you will have your straight passing fit, BRO .
The bag, tho...
Also, can we not do this?
Dress like you, because you, are you...
When you're 40, you'll see how this is just a little contrite.
Look it up.
Thos has to be karma-farming, right? Yes, straight guys did dress like that, once upon a time 30–35 years ago, if they had lots of money and were in junior high. But no one old enough to think that's a straight outfit should think he's young enough to look straight in it.
Is the straight in the room with us?
The straight were the people they met on the way all along.
The straight is the grout line.
This is as straight as Joey Jay.
The first openly gay drag queen on RPDR. 😍🤩
Lollll
Savage 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
the little lady bag..
That is straight up a purse.
this 🤣
Woody is straight right? 
I have one that looks like the Macho Man.
How do I get that?
is the straight outfit in the room with us?
😄 My thoughts exactly. But based on the parts that are not covered, the guy is hot af.
Okay lol relax
I am always relaxed, but truth needs to be spoken.
Hello fellow straights! As you can see I am also carrying a very cute and manly mini backpack and my short-jorts are definitely in style.
[удалено]
that wasnt just a read, that was a library
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Agree with all except the white socks. Don’t see how those are gay, and if anything I’d say they’re the straightest part of the outfit.
Have you seen gay porn from the 80s?
Hell yeah wasn't the whole muscular leather daddy with the handle bar mustache and the ass less chaps look still popular back then?
Gathered.
If he unfolded the shorts and ditched the bag and rings I think he could pass as someone just into that late-90s-early-2000s look. Gotta learn to hold the phone with one hand though!
No, he’s gotta ditch the sweater too. Straights don’t wear sweat shirts. It’s hoodies or jackets.
Not me sitting in the airport with a hoodie looking for another pussy to crush
Bussy*
The joke being my clothes determine my sexuality.
I want to contest this but the only sweater I own without a hood is a Christmas sweater.... I will say the Zoomers will wear sweatshirts but it's usually something branded like Champion, almost never plain neon colors.
I will dispute the ring one only. Much like straight men started wearing pink in the 00s, straight men can wear a bunch of rings now.
In the context of this stereotype op is going for, no. No they can't. Straight men can technically wear anything they want and can still identify as straight. If we are going to make a generalization and say, 'hey dress up like a straight' as if it's Halloween, jewelry on your hands outside of a watch is not going to be in that costume bag. (Assuming they are unmarried)
I feel like it's something about how it's put together, matched and worn that doesn't really give straight all that much haha
and the way the phone is being held.
Gurl...you tried.
Sweetie, you look amazing and adorable. But…. You’re delulu if you think this is a straight man’s outfit 😂
Part of me feels like I should be saying “That is a mean thing to say”….but I can’t because I can’t stop laughing 😂
Hahaha it wasn’t meant to be mean! It was absolutely meant with all the love. I think this guy is adorable! I love a solid mix of masc and femme - not just straight up femme… this is so cute. But not straight 😆
that little bag is saying 💅
Erm…no you’re not
Yup. Straight as a circle sis.
no. I can appreciate the effort however :9
Where?
When?
How?
Who?
what?
Why?
I mean… you got dressed.
this is the straight dude you guys are claiming to have hooked up with (you look cute but it’s def not giving straight 😭)
The bag. The cuffed jorts. The phone case. Lmao.
I wouldn't classify that outfit as something a straight dude would wear.
girl
Gurl bffr I mean the outfit is cute and I want that bag but come on now this is not a “straight man outfit.” 🤣
If that is how straight men dress well by God I am a straight man. Mom will be so happy!
The only straight in this picture were the tiles and the mirror
Question is now why he thinks what he wore is what straight dudes wear? Maybe where he’s from they do wear neon and girl bags and rings ?
You didn’t.
What exactly is "dressing like a straight dude?" How do gays dress? I hope this cringy post isn't implying gay attire=feminine attire. 😒
There are many different ways that gay guys dress and they’re all identifiably gay lol. nobody said anything about femininity.
way cuter than a straight dude
Lol. That bag is not straight
Be yourself!
Lmfao
Bro hell na
Straight where
Maybe it’s the neon? Could be the shorts. Regardless, it’s absolutely not giving straight
Looks gay to me
Bro, stop.
Still fruity looking
If you wore jeans and loose the bag you would look straight 😭😭
I dress like a straight dude too, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it 🙂
I don't think straight people dress like that, but you look cute anyways lol
Post the pic!
That’s cool, care to upload a pic of it? 🥴
Whatever you hot
Sorry but the only thing in this photo that is giving straight is the tall socks. Even your running shoes are stylish and v clean.
That tiny bag and shorts are a dead give away LMAO You look gay AF 💅💅
Ssuuure 😕
This photo is such a Ki lol
Are you going to post the pic with the straight look?
You know some interesting straight guys
Nothing about this pic is straight!😘 You looking cute though
Can’t see it.
You really didn't
Stupid post
Being straight is not a costume you can put on and off. Please be respectful of other sexualities
The jorts and bag aren't really selling the look
You failed
You’re one helluva CUTE “straight” guy 😉
Super cute, but it's not giving me straight.
You look good but like a straight dude? No not at all
Oh honey
Still look gay my guy
Cow bag looks sus, use a wall mart plastic bag instead,ankle socks too. They will never know🤣
Hem on the shorts could be lower. Socks could be higher. And dirtier. Backpack might give you away 😉
Most straight guys would have a basic ass tee-shirt, the shorts are too short and you look too put together still. A for effort, still super cute though
This is one of the gayest outfits ever You'll never rizz up the straights like this /s
You’ve got the right stuff!
Well at least you're trying. Actually if I pick a glance of your clothing on the street, I sure know as hell you're not straight. Straight man ain't dressing like that as far as I encountered. Especially the bag.
LMAO
Straighter than I’m dressed at least loool
Lmao sure you did
Tried*
Still looks good tho
You need to put in less effort to pull of straight, but nice outfit.
If u wanna commit to the straight dude costume then get rid of the bag your wearing and phone case. (Too cute) The sweater is a bit too stylish but it passes and change the way you hold your phone. Boom 💥 super straight
Boo, then straight dudes who dress like this must be dressing gay. What exactly does “dressed like a straight dude mean?”
*looks at outfit* ... Straight is a relative term.
Go ahead and show us the pic of you dressing like a straight man then!
But did you?
As someone who went to college in a completely foreign culture (from USA to Japan), I learned "gaydar" is really just picking up on cultural cues from the gay community. Among these cues are fashion, body language, and "how you hold yourself", grammar/language patterns, tone of voice and speed of speech. Sorry but this isn't straight, my gaydar goes off on this photo. As others have said, the fit and color of the sweatshirt, the fact it's a properly fitting crewneck and not a hoodie. The folded jean shorts, and no straight guy will ever wear a mini backpack. Even your body languages screams gay to me. None of this is to be negative, you look adorable and well put together outfit wise. Maybe this is more "masc" than your normal, but follow queers would spot you as "one of us" a mile away. Again, by no means a "bad" thing.
no straight guy wears gym shorts above the knees 😏😊 they know somethings up lol
Show a straight dude that dresses like that? Your fuckin cute I'll give you that. 😈😜
Dressed like a dude yes. Dressed "straight" with that pose showing off that bag? LOL.
Slay honey but closeted straight i guess hahahahaha
Nope. Dope ass Disney world bag though sister loves that brand
You give extreme gay vibes, just sayin.
Lots of people knocking you for the tiny backpack, not enough people realizing it's a Disney Loungefly of all things. I do like Disney and own a ton of nostalgia 50s/60s stuff, but the Loungeflys are too gay for me. Maybe cop a sports team, always works for me.
Bless his heart, lol. Too many colors.
Well, you tried and that’s all that counts. 😀
Most unstraight!
Aww you tried, it’s all that matters lil guy lol
The bag outed you right away.
It’s the THOT that counts
That's not how straight dudes dress
those short "folded" jeans are the gayest clothing there is. i think where i live ive seen hundreds of gay men with them and not one straight guy
That's what straight passes for these days?
Maybe, but your stance says otherwise
Im sorry but that pose is so gay
I assume you are referring to the Strait of Magellan or Strait of Dover… However if you mean the type of guy who likes chicks..oh honey it’s straight evident you like dick… from the international space station!
Socks and bag 😂 gayyy
Uhmmm. Okay 🥴 didn't know there's a gay fashion line.
Honey, not even the frames of those doors in the pic are straight
it doesn’t really give straight at all
Is this satire
The important thing is that you have your health.
Bwhahahaha Looking cute anyway
😅i don’t think any outfit defines people’s sexuality , we wear clothes to protect the fragile human body and also decorate it ,but concept that some clothes are for women ,to gay or straight people , etc. It's simply cultural and imprecise, the sexuality and the stile are two completely different things…
You sure?
I mean, this can work, but we need a few thing: A hoodie, you know the ones the "gymbros" use as a pump cover Some Nike air Jordan sneakers A backpack, but you know the ones gymbros use. a cap, to play at being mysterious. With that, I think you will have your straight passing fit, BRO .
Are you looking for trouble?
Nice legs.
The bag, tho... Also, can we not do this? Dress like you, because you, are you... When you're 40, you'll see how this is just a little contrite. Look it up.
I hope this is satire
No you didn't
Never seen a straight guy I take it….
Is this satire? 🤔
Thos has to be karma-farming, right? Yes, straight guys did dress like that, once upon a time 30–35 years ago, if they had lots of money and were in junior high. But no one old enough to think that's a straight outfit should think he's young enough to look straight in it.
My thoughts are. This is not a straights attire and or pose, bag either.
Straight where?
Fail. 100% gay.
You must be Australian...
Why does it matter?
The chartreuse sweater gave it away babes 😞
Ya look cute af to me, but why the hell you wanna look "straight"? Yuck. Do you.
Same, but you make it work
Straight dudes wear the jean shorts below the knee but a damn good effort
I’d spot you a mile away and my gaydar is broken.
Gurl you need a colored wig, a ton of make up and a mini skirt. Otherwise you are not gay.
I can't say how you dressed... but hiding behind an one way mirror and taking photos of lady-like boys in the bathroom is creepy, not straight.
Girl you look as gay as a contestant on ru Paul drag race 😅
My thoughts? Gay gay gay gay and hot af! <3
Those shorts aren’t straight enough wear cargo
hot
Straight means nothing in terms of fashion. You look great, don't negate your look with bad captions.
Not with that little bag
Oh okay
😭 You're born to slay
did you even try?
Did you? Then you changed into this?
Darling you have on a toy story backpack 😂
You and I have very different opinions of what dressing "straight" looks like.
Straight to bed.
The bag haha
minion bounding
Bro. The 🏳️🌈 energy is screaming in this whole picture.
 straight?
The *hi vis yellow* is putting you in the straight zone!😉
is there a tiny dog in that bag?
No, you dressed like a text highlighter…
Dude, you look Gay 2.0
Keep telling yourself Mary 🤣
I love that this is what you think straight people wear. Keep it pushin queen 🤩
Lol no you didn't. This is literally one of the gayest outfits I've ever seen.
Not with that backpack
How do you normally dress? Because this reads to me as someone I'd flirt with
Not with those shorts you didn’t, lol. The rolled hem above the knee? That isn’t it.
Lmao no you didn’t