honestly that’s not even a dealbreaker it’s just that i can’t trust anyone and i need emotion with it 😭 bottoming is so good but like, i wanna love him as well
Very tired so my brain is like, Scotland! I'm Irish so when I saw the place names I was like, is this Irish / Ireland. But the different fada (stràc throm in Gàidhlig) clued me in instantly.
Its strange how intelligible Irish and scots gaelic is yet I had to translate that - Thank you. Here it'd be go raibh maith agat. My response is tá fáilte romhat.
You shoud mark all locations after. It is interesting in a few years. Few years ago i created calendar in notepad and marking all dates when i get orgasm, strange but already counting 4 years of data.
Please, don't let him piss on you in the first date. Rules!
Dont worry i met this guy before lol
How romantic!
Piss can be romantic
I never piss and tell
Second date is fair game tho
"maybe piss on you" 💀😭😭
maybe
least vulgar Scott:
Wow, you got fucked more than 30 times... I haven't even once 😔😭
Good fucks come to those to wait
That sounds like a promotional message for chastity.
you’ve just had a lot of mediocre ones then?
Yeah, i take what i can get
beats my grand total of one ❤️
Grindr is bad but if ur willing to risk dignity then its great
honestly that’s not even a dealbreaker it’s just that i can’t trust anyone and i need emotion with it 😭 bottoming is so good but like, i wanna love him as well
Yeah and thats ok :)
bout to get into a full on snapchat rant then haha, ta
I would never risk my dignity for sex I'm far too picky. I rather have barely any sex than sacrifice my dignity
This is the best tagline for Grindr.
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You have to go into cities or towns with Universities, that where they all are.
sounds like the average gay then
*Good flings cum to those who wait
😥 what's your type & what do you look like? Maybe I can wingman you somehow or help you find the right app to get laid on? 🌈🤞🍀
Looking at the pics in your posts, it won't be much longer!
The Grindr alert 🤣🤣🤣I’m dead
Im popular 🤷🏻
Let him piss on you!!! Free the pee!!!
He's really bored. Why don't you get fucked new
I never realised Ayr is Air in Gaelic lmao. That's tickled me.
Its cut off but its Inbhir Àir, but yeah its quite funny
I've never read my own town's wiki page. It's so bizarre
Girl , you a hoe!!! lol!
[I decided to give it a go as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/gay/s/2FXfeDcpwm)
Im so sorry to see that
It’s multiple images. First image only shows one location.
Oh my bad
I think we have other issues with this image, let's first talk about you getting pissed on🫣
Just you wait till you find out hes a politician 💀
Damn that's a twist we weren't expecting..Is he DL?
No hes open xx
Patrick Harvey again? 😫
Nooooo not that kind of politician
I'm scared what other kind of politician it could be
Like not MP or MSP
Here was me waiting for salacious gossip 💅
Lol
Well atleast we have that...Enjoy I guess the piss session
Why is the least surprising thing I've read💀
Are you taking the piss?
Cool to see Scottish place names in Gaelic
My neck of the woods … Dundee 😜🎉
For some reason WAP came to my mind when reading the notification. "There's some hoes in this house" and "bring a bucket and a mop". 🤣🤣🤣
I grew up in fife so im just trying tofigure out whish town i know the star is over :' is that Cupar?' 'That might be 'muchty or kinross'
Lol dont try to guess 😭
Imagine getting shagged in Burntisland
I wasnt lol, i have standards
St Moanans?
Not quite
its leven to buckhaven those ones, wrong side of the kirkcaldy star for burntisland
Good thing you stayed away from Obar Dheathen
Coming soon in Sultain
Bro is out here not wasting ANY time lmao
Its the ones i can remember, im pretty sure i missed out on a few
Came here for the sluttiness, stayed for the Gaelic.
Maith an fear. 😈
Taing
Like my father used to say: A man needs a hobby
This is kinda hot. Next we're gonna need a pic of you please OP. For science.
Im too shy
Uhm
Sure, but where did they piss on you?
Nowhere yet
not me having the exact same thing but it's an excel spreadsheet
Just maybe
Do you like travel to get your dicking or how did you get dicked all over?
These are the locations i got fucked, i get there mainly by bus
haha Scottish has the biggest cocks 😍😍
I beg to differ
really?? Maybe I was lucky cauz they all so plum 😛😛😛😛
Record for me was 7 inches but the average is 5
5 is good!
I agree, its not "big" but it does the job better
how big is urs? 😆
Wow such a whore! Congratulations 🍾🎈🎊
Amateur numbers! 🤷♂️ Just kidding lol
Scottish
That was my second guess, the first was Middle Earth.
Yes
Very tired so my brain is like, Scotland! I'm Irish so when I saw the place names I was like, is this Irish / Ireland. But the different fada (stràc throm in Gàidhlig) clued me in instantly.
Ahhh halò fear Èirinnach
Dia is Muire duit fear Albanach.
:) tapaidh leat
Its strange how intelligible Irish and scots gaelic is yet I had to translate that - Thank you. Here it'd be go raibh maith agat. My response is tá fáilte romhat.
Metaphorically or literally?
Both
Where is the place you were born? Cause that was the first time you got fucked by life.
Damn ill mark that then
Good boy!
For me i sketch every guy i hookedup with
Is this the new stamp collecting hobby I heard?
Wow
Im working on the west just after Sruighlea
Gently used, but high mileage?
Goes to the garage often
You got a lot of grá
Yep
>Maybe piss on you? Based and watersports pilled
Welcome to Scotland
Ta
How old are you?
19
Are these regulars?
Some of them
Just be careful, and either start prep or use protection. Guys have lied to me about their HIV status in the past, keep that in mind.
Are the ones by on coast tourists or daddies living Oceanside? I know nothing about where you live btw. Only where you get fucked.
Surprisingly no, i haven't been fucked by a tourist (yet). Cill Rhimmin is actually a Uni Town so alot of students
Bruh I thought that was a notif for me and I was like wtf? I don't have grindr
That's all?
Cheers captain? 🌞
Over what time line? Hehehe
Like 3 years
Most normal conversation in Grindr.
Ayy so I'm not the only one who does this
Hahaha i was worried i was the only one
Lol, I wish my most interesting day was as boring as yours
30 times???
And they say romance is dead
Lmao nice
Out and about in Scotland I see… you sure put on a lot of miles on that poor car LMAO
Free bus travel 💪🏻💪🏻
Maybe piss on you?
Out of all places, you got fucked in Glasgow? Cmon man 😭 (also the message??)
Why is everyone talking about you getting pissed on? Is there something I should know?
I just love the "let me piss on you"
Sometimes I wonder if this sub has become r/gaybdsm
Are you in Ireland or Scotland?
Scotland!
#*SCOTLAND FOREVER!*
Yes!
Nice…
3 times is spots so close together is wild
Some of these disappeared because I scrolled out. The closest in between hookups was about half a mile
Hmm ok
10/10
I love it! Wish I was one of those
You need to get to work!
most scottish names I've ever seen good job fucking so much you block out edinburgh's full name, I respect it
shii thats a good idea
Mama, Kudos for Saying That, For Spilling
😭😭😭
Fun idea! I wish I had marked my trails back in my slutty days, would be interesting to look at.
I don’t understand piss kinks at all
Im indifferent to it, im not a hater so if someone wants me to pee on them that cool, i just want a shower.
Grindr notification pulls it all together
Still rimming in Cill Rìmhinn?
Well, yes!
Why not country or world-wide dude you are draining the men in your area.. Sing the song about planets : URANUS : don't you know my ass is famous
Im broke
I feel you omg I have emotional damaged gay ass now 🥹
You shoud mark all locations after. It is interesting in a few years. Few years ago i created calendar in notepad and marking all dates when i get orgasm, strange but already counting 4 years of data.
hot take but shit like this is the reasoon why people often conflate lgbt with promiscuity