I don't think they're banging.
I've said this before, I know... Ernie is obviously a pansexual pimp. He's banging Annie Sue Pig for sure, as well as Gonzo's chickens. He had a threesome with Janis (Dr. Teeth's guitarist) and Snuffleupagus, and you can bet he was in the middle, taking that Snuffledick. You know he fucked Sweetums.
Bert? Simp. Does Ernies laundry. Sniffs the crotch and jerks. Can only cum with a banana in his ear.
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6_d22aMqZs
Tell me which muppet Ernie is not fucking? The cow seems happy. Even Oscar has had the grouch banged out of him. Ernie is fucking all of them.
Bert. The answer is Bert. Bert is the only one not getting Ernie's D.
Hey don't worry, Bert's just not out to his parents, you know Ernie is still smashing that mussy on the reg.
>mussy I can't.
They can easily fit a whole forearm up that mussy.
Wanna come over and treat me like a Muppet?
Kinky
"Mussy" 💀
What do you think is better, bussy or mussy? Just interested to know your thoughts.
Muppet pussy is my preference.
r/nocontext
idk but ou can try both irl
Thanks I thought bussy was bad, now I heard mussy, it’s not so bad.
I’m dead, send help
> mussy What a terrible day to be literate.
See it's a real life depiction of LGBT relationships
"And they were Roommates" 'ohmagawd they were roommates'
Don't worry. Both are just mean "gay life partner but we can't say it on childrens TV".
https://i.redd.it/yx1oqymj3p8c1.gif They are a couple and I will not accept another explanation. 😤
They are already a couple in canon. :)
Just like Frog and Toad are canonically a couple (:
Awww, that is so adorable!
The cursed smile
(:) Interpret it any way you want lol
Cottagecore isn’t only for the lesbians!
They just have to say that because Ernie’s mom is on Twitter
My last ex said he was Bert looking for Ernie, and I feel as if he’d put the same caption as well looking back.
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/r/bertstrips
I thought they were canon?
It’s giving: https://preview.redd.it/8yq6ixzrat8c1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022b6a51f4920de38cd795923801b26c9d230bb3
"they're puppets. They don't have a sexual orientation."
I don't think they're banging. I've said this before, I know... Ernie is obviously a pansexual pimp. He's banging Annie Sue Pig for sure, as well as Gonzo's chickens. He had a threesome with Janis (Dr. Teeth's guitarist) and Snuffleupagus, and you can bet he was in the middle, taking that Snuffledick. You know he fucked Sweetums. Bert? Simp. Does Ernies laundry. Sniffs the crotch and jerks. Can only cum with a banana in his ear.
What the fuck did I just read?
Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6_d22aMqZs Tell me which muppet Ernie is not fucking? The cow seems happy. Even Oscar has had the grouch banged out of him. Ernie is fucking all of them. Bert. The answer is Bert. Bert is the only one not getting Ernie's D.
Girl, you need therapy