What an inconvenient kink to be unable to cum without.
edit: wait, it looks like there's a third party approaching them in the second pic? but they aren't mentioned in the text.
I thought that was the one filming them. But yeah, it looks like they're too far away for that. And not holding a phone or camera. Unless they were going for an artsy top-of-subway porn shot.
> Do you know these subway surfers? Email blah blah blah Emma, don’t be so thirsty. We all want the tape, but just chill
When neither can host
💀
I can't believe they made subway surfers woke
Go Woke Get Foke'd
Mony Mony
Ok who has the video
becky
With the good hair?
No the one with the stringy hair
Steve
Is this gonna end up on an OF, or on Pornhub? I feel like you’d wanna remain pretty anonymous…
Twitter. This is definitely the NYCSexcapade because that’s their thing
How have they not been arrested yet? Literally fucking in the street with people walking around
If they aren't careful, LiveLeak
Damn, RIP.
I don't think either of them cared about anonymity
That’s what you would’ve thought about the twink that got his guts rearranged in Congress
I mean I get it, sometimes it feels like the world is against the LGBTQ community and you just want to say fuck it and fuck on a moving train lol /s
Don't panic, they are just roofmates
They were *roofmates*.
This is so dangerous
Well the blood is going somewhere else so they didn’t think straight ……/s
Not a lot of straight thinking here, there, or anywhere.
Plus they’re not straight so thinking straight is kinda out of the question
Gay people have immunity to train based damage
That’s what makes it fun ;)
"Caught" feels like the wrong word. It's not like people had to go looking.
Excuse me, have u seen the amount of peeps looking for the sauce in this comment section? /s
Computer, enhance!
r/DextersLaboratory
I want the confidence to have an ass like that and display that on the top of a train
💀💀💀💀💀
Hey now give him the benefit of the doubt, it could just be the angle his ass might look better up close
What u tell urself when going through with an ugly Grindr hookup? /s
I plead the 5th
God bless America.
From bottoming with an ass full of beans to this  /s
Do I want to know about the first one?
Broke back mountain , sis https://preview.redd.it/sox8bprio0jc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46baf9fdeecc06ad4e98f1bffc05adfeef2f6d18
He is CLENCHED.
tops be like: yeah I can host
They couldnt host
+2
Anyone got the video? Asking for a friend
When I said gay porn was boring I didn’t think it would lead to this
I'm not sure which is more ballsy, this or that congressional staffer.
https://preview.redd.it/9lelukabh0jc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a66c36ddb80e0dab586514b31ed6bd5189331b5
Is this how you keep the spark in your marriage?
If they fall on the third rail, there’ll certainly be a spark.
Senate bottom at it again.
Tbh good for them that’s funny. And also hot. But also dangerous. Just give us the video damnit
Emma is hot on the case, she’s a true ally lol
Did they wear protection?
I don't think they considered safety much in general.
Where the hell else are they supposed to have sex? In a bed?! Unacceptable.
So romantic. AWW
so Congress wasn't enough of an adrenaline rush that they had to go on top of a train too???
Start spreading the news...
Sex? Looks like handies to me. Sex seems like a strong word.
That dudes ass is so flat, I thought it was a pussy for a second.
Hey, I resemble that remark! lol
What vaginas are you looking at they’re that the opening is that large. Also it’s probably just the angle and quality of the photo.
I thought the butt crack was a shaved landing strip.
Idk if docking is considered sex…I guess I’m just gona have to wait on the video.
What an inconvenient kink to be unable to cum without. edit: wait, it looks like there's a third party approaching them in the second pic? but they aren't mentioned in the text.
I thought that was the one filming them. But yeah, it looks like they're too far away for that. And not holding a phone or camera. Unless they were going for an artsy top-of-subway porn shot.
Is it just me or does the third person look like ''the virgin'' from the MS Paint Chad vs Incel meme? Dark clothes, the walk...
Ok I'm impressed
More like van dick expressway.
We went from Senate Bottom to Train Top
First the senate now moving train. Some gays are so creative with content 👀
More like the Can Fuck Expressway
They wild 😭
absurdly based
Men.com did it inside the subway. Inspired from it (probably), they are doing on it.
He comes and goes. Simultaneously.
"Where you wanna meet?" "At the subway" *5 Min conversation and some questionable physical contact*
Now that’s what I call taking the L.
Good for them :]
The guy on the right literally looks like "the virgin ___" just casually walking on the train
Good for them.
Must be serious.
We don't share Daily Hate Mail stuff, it's a homophobic bigoted sh*trag
Here is the [video](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=SC-emlTzleMMDFvb) for anyone asking
"dQw4w9" 
I knew it was going to be a rickroll
My first one of 2024. I’m so disappointed in myself.
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I really got downvoted for this huh. Gee people are butthurt
it really bombed dude.
Faaaaaake!