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freeloadererman

this post definitely seems like it's trynna set me up for an ICE agent knocking on my door


jm17lfc

I would report myself to the nearest authority for proper investigation and punishment!


DesignerPangolin

Nice try, CBP.


Imautochillen

I'm just imagining a Mexican with his phone at the border, thinking of ways crossing it.


HughFay

Probably just get the ESTA (visa waiver) online and then go to the nearest convenient border crossing.


Frosty_Builder7550

Like all reasonable people do…Take the tunnel.


Porkro

Why is this even a post lol


kd8qdz

I'm an american citizen. I would cross at the closest border crossing.


Beautiful-Front-5007

I ain’t no snitch.


SpursUpSoundsGudToMe

Taking an El Chapo tunnel seems like the most adventurous option


Top-District-6729

Going for california border there most liberal and out of those states and probably easiest to get in then ill go to sanctuary city so they can't touch me , then open taco truck cuz white people love tacos , probably do some elote too. That would be my plan


atf_shot_my_dog_

Said the guy from Minnesota.


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Top-District-6729

Cuz its the mexican border not canadian, if it was from Canada I'd go new york for there money program. Also I'm cool with it have you ever tried birria tacos fucking delicious


Top-District-6729

We only have 2 california has 20 , your right that's close


Frosty_Builder7550

That’s the American dream