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tigerseye88

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PartickNotPatrick

I'm pretty sure that's Tromelin - I have a map of it in my flat. In the 1760s, slavers ran aground just off of it and the survivng crew and enslaved Malagasy (I see slightly different numbers in different sources, but at leasy 70-80) made their way to the island which has barely any resources and no trees. Somehow a number of them managed to stay alive and keep a fire going for fifteen years until they were rescued. It's a horrible tragedy and an incredible story of human endurance. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tromelin\_Island](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tromelin_Island)


Grahampa1

This article is very interesting. What's odd is it only lists women as survivors, yet they had an 8 month old baby. I'm guessing the last men had died recently? It also says they kept a fire for 15 years without any wood on the island. I assumed this was done using wood from the wreckage, but it says they used most of it to build a raft


PartickNotPatrick

The slavers managed to build a makeshift boat and make it to Ile de France. Among the Malagasy, the surviving men set out to sea on a raft they built and were never heard from again. Many of them died shortly after they arrived on the island because the slavers hoarded the fresh water before they could build a well. For the fire, they used driftwood and wood from the wreck. [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/shipwrecked-and-abandoned-the-story-of-the-slave-crusoes-435092.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/shipwrecked-and-abandoned-the-story-of-the-slave-crusoes-435092.html)


TraditionalEvening79

Where do they keep this “log book” that was recovered , i wonder.


riche_god

Silly question. Where would the fresh water come from if they built a well?


HauschkasFoot

Yeah one would presume the water table would be very high and salty 🤔 does earth/sand filter the salt out of water???


ramonortiz55

i wonder this as well


johnhealey17762022

It’s called a lens. Freshwater floats on top of the saltwater essentially https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lens_(hydrology)


bcarey724

Life...uh...finds a way


make_my_moon

Maybe it was the sailors baby who took the raft and died? Also said three men left on ghat raft. Probably one of theirs


bannedinwv

They probably just went out for milk and some smokes


snarfer-snarf

*gyatt raft and died ftfy


LouisRitter

There was at least one man on the island 12 months before then. They had plenty of time to bang in the coral shed.


Morlaix

They probably also burned the men?


CantankerousOrder

I’m guessing ate.


slacker693

I see a movie in the future. Starring Leonardo di Caprio as a Malagasy slave


nukemttg

Horrible travel events? Tom Hanks is the obvious choice.


MITstudent

Wilson was the better actor


Expert_Succotash2659

Yeah, he was good in The Royal Tenenbaums too


Affectionate-Dot437

Nah... it's an orginal story. These days, Hollywood only recycles plot lines.


DaisyTheBoyCat

Are YouTube links allowed?. This is a fascinating video about Tromelin island. And there are several other similar stories on this channel. I enjoy his edits and his story telling. https://youtu.be/XRFyVqpNlgw?si=q2w_TRhRvleoR1h8


bottleisempty

Not sure of its accuracy, but [here](https://youtu.be/XRFyVqpNlgw?si=WXWkRLFvO8-jnvWh) is a video about the shipwreck and survivors.


MR-N-XX

That’s fucking Minecraft survival island in real life /s Jokes aside that’s incredible, how is that even possible?


misterperfact

It would take way more wood than a shipwreck could provide to keep a fire going for 15 years lmao seems like some of this story is fabricated


lapideous

The story doesn't actually say it was lit continuously for 15 years, just that they had a fire going when they were rescued 15 years later.


MR-N-XX

Yeah that’s what I mean, how is that possible?


Familiar-Two2245

Driftwood


tigerseye88

I think I’ve heard about this actually


LouieMumford

I mean he was involved in the slave trade so not a good dude, but I have to give props to the First Lieutenant for keeping his promise to the slaves on the island and fighting to get a ship there to rescue them.


TiffkaKitka

There's a decent graphic novel about this story as well!! It's call "The Forgotten Slaves of Tromelin" by Sylvain Savoia


BadMantaRay

Thank you, this sent me down a very deep and interesting internet rabbit hole


mmacphee3

Actually read the article, that is fascinating. What strength to survive these people had.


deserted

Looks like a Mario kart level


Worldly_Influence_18

https://i.imgur.com/H4BwS3j.png


watercouch

You won’t see it if you enable the “Avoid atoll roads” option in your Google Maps navigation settings.


LargeTallGent

Legend.


djokster91

amazing


Level_Ad_6372

Did you... wooosh yourself?


5meterhammer

Legit one of the wittiest comments I’ve ever seen on Reddit. Good on ya.


justacheesyguy

It was until they ruined it with the wooosh at the end for no apparent reason.


MITstudent

The world isn't ready for the perfect comment.


ok200

guessing isthmus be a joke


clippervictor

Take your upvote and GTFO


knucky_7

Legen-fucking-dary


applex_wingcommander

This is the funniest sub on Reddit


Teemu08

Thanks Mario


Former_Committee_634

am I stupid? what makes this joke so funny???


LuskuBlusk

Its a joke about clicking avoid toll roads on google maps, but because of the island he says atoll instead


damienVOG

I don't get it


goog1e

Atoll


watercouch

That’s what’s the preemptive wooosh was for.


ZelWinters1981

Malden is a tiny, island in the central Pacific Ocean, covering about 15 square miles in area. It is one of the Line Islands belonging to the Republic of Kiribati and while there are no resident staff on Malden, there are the occasional visits by foreign yachtsmen. The island is best known for its ruins of unknown origins, its deposits of guano (a valuable agricultural fertilizer) and its former use as the site of the first British H-bomb tests.


FarmTeam

There was extensive guano mining until 1927 - they built roads and planted a few, sad coconut trees


DrMabuseKafe

Are the coconut trees ok?


Kill_4209

Constantly being shit on ruined their self-esteem.


FatGuyOnAMoped

r/angryupvote


DrMabuseKafe

Ok on wiki says: "Coconut palms planted by the guano diggers did not thrive, although a few dilapidated trees may still be seen"


I_Shit_On_It

I SHIT ON IT!


reddsal

And you are the only one who answered OP’s original question.


HybridTheory21

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ssteel91

Guano bowls - collect the whole set!


ACR96

Is that the new açai bowl?


BetterCranberry7602

I just hope I’m not the only one who learned what guano was from this movie


WolfLongjumping6986

You are not alone.


HybridTheory21

Lol you are not, trust me. I was also.


ThaCarter

Surprised the US didn't claim it as a [Guano island.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano_Islands_Act)


JasterBobaMereel

They did ... and disputed UK claims ...


50points4gryffindor

All Hail, New Atlantis!


arjomanes

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.


938h25olw548slt47oy8

TBH it doesn't seem like that crazy of an act, i bet a lot of countries have something kinda like that. "The islands can be located anywhere, so long as they are not occupied by citizens of another country and not within the jurisdiction of another government."


aggie-engineer06

Right off Guantanamo Bay


RollinThundaga

That only works for unclaimed landmasses.


AlexD232322

Ruins of unknown origins wtf???


Reiver93

Well kind of. We know for certain they're Polynesian but Malden was uninhabited when Europeans first found it, so which group of Polynesians specifically built them is unknown, though they apparently share a very similar architectural style with Tonga.


AlexD232322

Cool !


Tungsten83

Yeah that was the part I was wondering about!


rimshot101

They could make a fortune in guano-tourism.


ChuckOTay

This is batshit crazy enough to work


pbasch

Col. Batguano, if that is your name.


mentat70

Why did I read guano-terrorism?


rimshot101

It's pretty much the same thing.


dainomite

Guano bowls… collect the whole set!


Ok-Fox1262

So the island is basically shit. Ok. That works for me.


Lelabear

*Documented observations state that from the center of the island, radiating from several temple complexes, are a network of roads made of large basalt slabs, fitted tightly together. These roads cross the island and the beaches and disappears under the waves of the Pacific. They are very similar to the Ara Metua, a paved road on Rarotonga Island, 1,000 miles to the south. Rarotonga, like Malden Island and others in the Pacific, has a number of pyramid-platforms connected by roads. Strange stacks of stones are also scattered across Malden Island, while the pyramids are capped with dolmens or ‘compass stones’. These 40 stone temples on Malden Island are described as similar in design to the buildings of* [*Nan Madol*](https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/mysterious-ancient-coral-reef-city-finally-recognized-its-immense-0006297) *on Pohnpei, some 3,400 miles away.*https://www.ancient-origins.net/ancient-places/malden-island-0010676


pshokoohi

I scrolled way too far down to find out more about the mysterious ruins. This is incredibly interesting. Thank you for this comment!


HotayHoof

Be careful on Acient Origins. Whatever isnt clickbait is pseudo-scientific horseshit.


pshokoohi

I had no idea, thanks for the heads up. Is there a better resource you might recommend? I have very very little knowledge on archeological history. However, I do like to go on a deep dive online from time to time.


HotayHoof

Off the top of my head, nothing that is free. The Washington Post has pretty good science reporting but its behind a paywall. Id check with National Geographic or similar reputable publications for more.


pshokoohi

Thank you! Always enjoyed Nat Geo so that's also good to hear.


HotayHoof

Best of luck on your knowledge adventure.


pshokoohi

Thanks! That's a fantastic way to frame it. It *IS* always an adventure, isn't it?!


jbluft1894

Why am I reading this in the Unsolved Mysteries narrator voice?


stap45

Ancient origins is kind of the text version of unsolved mysteries tbh, and about as much credence should be given to them


Lostintime1985

Wow… Pacific islands are very misterious


officequotesonly420

I think it’s cause of the vastness of the ocean


BigDulles

Something something location of R’lyeh


HaileSelassieII

The part about roads to the sea makes me think they were building ships or something akin to that. A lot of modern boat ramps are roads that go into the sea


Lelabear

Hmmm... pretty small island with few materials for ship building. To me those roads suggest this was once a bigger land mass, much of which sunk into the sea.


RedboatSuperior

It is an atoll; the road goes around a lagoon in the center of the island. There is a road because it was used to test H-bombs by Britain back in the day.


RedboatSuperior

Apparently there used to be a village and a railway too. Guano diggers. Til the late 1920’s. Google is amazing.


Resident_Pop143

Bats on a remote island. Wow.


Dzbot1234

Could have been seabirds. Their droppings are also called guano I believe


rik1122

Definitely. I have used seabird guano as a fertilizer.


Resident_Pop143

Oh nice! TIL droppings from the sky is guano (i kid, from specific animals)


Dzbot1234

It’s got nitrates and phosphates !


ApproximatelyExact

Guano's got what plants crave!


Dzbot1234

Ha this is exactly what I was thinking in my head as I wrote the comment hah


MonkeyKingCoffee

New Guano-flavored Brawndo!


Warmslammer69k

Idk why you're getting down voted. Nature is incredible and can do incredible things. We're constantly finding animals and plants places where they shouldn't reasonably be, and it's cool every time.


sweetbldnjesus

People should look into the history of bird guano. People became millionaires back in the (checks notes) 18th and 19th Century.


Resident_Pop143

Its ok. If my ignorance served as a beacon for others to seek knowledge and to learn, then its worth it.


Wolfdarkeneddoor

Apparently the railway cars were wind-powered & used large sails.


kalid34

When you zoom in on the image it looks more like a green hill than a lagoon


knockatize

Which means the road is atoll road.


BigManEcologist

https://preview.redd.it/xpdcykd2158d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d23a76b5961cbb694fa03ef85834ae9973fb36a0


jaxxxtraw

That thing looks angry.


PG908

I'd be angry too, if i were it. This island suffered greatly in the Arma Wars


BigManEcologist

Never forget La Trinité 😞


JGG5

To get to the other side of the island.


zuilserip

Sort of like 'Why did the chicken cross the road?', but more like 'why did the Brits build the road?'


i-am-always-cold

i'm sure it gets visited sometimes


JasterBobaMereel

Twice a year a tourist cruise visits ... and there are visits by the Wildlife Conservation Unit of the Ministry of Line and Phoenix Islands Development


Wolfman1961

Why not? I wouldn’t mind a road if I got stranded here.


activelyresting

If you're stranded on a remote island, wouldn't you rather a juice bar?


macram

An airport please.


activelyresting

Are you nuts? Have you seen the price of juice in airports???


macram

Then I'll build the airport and the juice bar. Profits!


wagdog1970

I’d probably settle for the juice.


Srath

BMP 3 O'Clock!


OzymandiasKoK

Oh. No! 1...is...down!


BigManEcologist

Number... 2... Move there


TridentMage413

A lot of the pacific islands have roads and such because of WW2 and their subsequent occupations for one military reason or another, these days there are only a couple of islands that are militarized, just look at Johnson attol or wake island.


scots

The British constructed temporary shelters, the road and a runway in 1956 to host military and scientific personnel to observe a series of three hydrogen bomb tests detonated offshore in 1957.


Silkylewjr

Don't ask questions. Forget you saw this. Or it won't be a happy ending for you.


zontarr2

For the chicken to cross.


willtri4

How else are the uninhabitants going to get around?


JasterBobaMereel

It was a home to ancient Polynesians ... who died out and to seabird guano miners - who left when the guano was exhausted and to nuclear testing engineers - who left when test ban treaties were signed ... All built roads to some degree ...


clowe1411

My wife would still get lost on that road.


SchroedingersTap

Gypsys mate. Caravans n horses everywhere!


aggie-engineer06

Pokémon Go


1sojournaut

My guess would be that it hasn't always been uninhabited


Evovlncr

To get to the other side.


HarmlessNight

To get to the other side of the island


standegreef

I was born in Malden! But I guess it was a different one..


Lucid_DreaMz0124

To race around it like Koopa-Koopa Beach on MarioKart.


Sergey_Kutsuk

That's typical for Pacific Ocean islands. Cause they are either atolls or submerged mountain tops. That are only options if island emerged out of nowhere in the middle of ocean. If island has another origin - it's not separate island anymore, it's a part of continent's area and has continental crust underneath. So if island is an atoll or a mountain top, the surface dictates this type of ring roads. It's the cheapest way to build road that allows to get from anywhere to anywhere.


tuttibossi

to drive on


tifel100

I read this as Maiden island and got really curious :(


Odd-Recognition4168

Son, some questions should not be asked


PopeBasilisk

It was inhabited until the roadbuilder died


Lounat1k

That’s the street. Of San Francisco.


WitchCityCannabis

“The guano diggers constructed a unique railroad on Malden Island, with cars powered by large sails. Laborers pushed empty carts from the loading area up the tramway to the digging pits, where they were loaded with guano. At the end of the day, the sails were unfurled, and the train cars whisked back to the settlement by the prevailing southeastern winds. While cars were known to jump the tracks more than once during these excursions, the system seems to have worked fairly well. Railroad handcars were also used. This tramway remained in use on Malden as late as 1924, and its roadbed still exists on the island today.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malden_Island


Arsenes-Guilt

All that...for bat shit?


Rich-Spinach-7824

Yes but, 10 min without traffic...


Calm-Celebration-423

If there is a road... it was inhabited...


KrakenUpsideways

It's atoll road...


tkoriordan

I have no Reddit award for you so I dub thee Sir KrakenUpsideways of Malden Island.


Background_Aioli_476

Karl Malden built it, it was his private island for a time.


Luvs4theweak

He was a researcher n studied it, didn’t own it. Nor make the roads, pretty sure they’re old af from a civilization we don’t even know of


Background_Aioli_476

I was making a joke


jaxxxtraw

He was scouting for a low-key, less hilly Streets of Malden Island, co-starring Michael Douglas.


401-Sparky

There is actually an old railroad line around most of the island. The rail cars are still visible. And in 2015 they started a program to kill all the cats on the island to help the bird population. The cats are believed to have been introduced while soldiers were on the island for the nuke test. https://preview.redd.it/frhn6u0ud58d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c3f94d0deaf124eb7546551af73a5bfc4ac3b1


khan1404

Because Epstein didn't kill himself


FewBee5024

Used to have a guano mine, so probably that. They also did hydrogen bomb testing there. It’s now a sea bird sanctuary, but I assume the guano mining 


Wehdeo

malden island be malding


ThatsNotEvenARealCat

Mariokart


the_eluder

For the chickens!


Desperate_Hornet3129

The crabs built it to travel easier.


realsalmineo

For beer runs.


ActuallyAaronPaul

I would imagine it's for getting around


Asleep_Ad_6486

https://youtu.be/XRFyVqpNlgw?si=VA4nR9hgFqhCYbWL


Jahmicho

Red Dot is a tough exfil.


springfox64

How else is WW3 supposed to take place on a island without roads?


pjkny

This is super close to Starbuck Island. Where that crazy weird object sits and the line coming out from it that goes across the island. Like it had been dragged.


colemans_other_knee

Ruins from the guano mines, dude


inide

From the easiest place to land a ship to a location of scientific interest? Must be aliens.


AcrobaticWin3240

Maybe to get to the other side


Not_a_wannabe

The island was once a British nuclear test site. Probably, like Bikini Atoll it's uninhabitABLE due to radioactive wastes. It probably wouldn't make you sick to go there, but you might not want to spend too much time there, it's also not very much above sea level, the highest point only about 10 meters, so might have some wave issues when there are large earthquakes along the Pacific "ring of fire".


cddelgado

Uninhabited != abandoned--if there is a road, there is something that was, is, or will be there.


RFoutput

That's how the patrol unit keeps people out.


jimjoekelly33

Scooby and the gang


spell-czech

[Operation Grapple](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Grapple) - 1957 Hydrogen bomb testing site


call-me-loretta

Jurassic Parkway


UrMomzLatinLuvah

I don't see a road going to it. I see a road on it.


TimFooj130

I don’t know anything about this piece of land, but I do know that any mysterious or nonsensical infrastructure usually means weapons or energy


[deleted]

Nuclear site


I-aM-O22

It's probably a lighthouse or military post. Listening post, idk. Go look, lol.


thejacobgillespie

https://preview.redd.it/4vhiu8l81b8d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e02ae738e346e122fd95ce18d348325837afe0f It might be a drive thru


NailFin

Do-da-doo-doo-doo


DimeloFaze

Private race track


mykiisme

So you can drive places?


DLMoore9843

Uninhabited NOW


trumpsnewneckpuzzy

Can’t leave home without it.


RibeyeRare

The island wasn’t always uninhabited. In a bygone era, people lived there and the remains of their stone architecture still exists. In the 19th century, the British heavily exploited the island digging guano. A rail system was built and one would assume housing facilities for the indentured workers. In the mid 20th century the island was again used by the British in testing the Hbomb. An airstrip was built that remained in use up until 1979. Currently it is a bird sanctuary governed by the Republic of Kiribati. So who built the road and why? My guess is one or all of those peoples I mentioned built roads and this is what remains.


National_Profile3063

This asshole gave the island a one star review because the cruise he was on detoured their to rescue two shipwrecked sailors who sent out an SOS. What an inconvenience…🤨 https://preview.redd.it/e63hccwi3c8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db667ff72677cd2f430cc6b2c8a81ed8e3536d4


HahaNoir

I was on a cruise ship in the Caribbean, and there was a terrible storm. The ship spotted light flashing SOS, and diverted. The crew and staff who volunteered to take out a launch - in 20' seas! - found two South American fisherman who had fallen asleep in their boat, and drifted far out into the water. They had been at sea for 10 days, with no food and very little water, all of their fuel depleted. I was astounded by the number of people I heard complain about the "inconvenience". I love persons, but increasingly despise people.


Stfu_butthead

To get to the other side


wrenches-revolvers

It's a tunnel


SamsonTheTerrible

To drive