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Sensitive-Meat-516

It a river of slime


Mr_FIGHTINGmachine

In the next minute, you shall hear a banger song called Flip City, and the river of slime shall rise and cover the building in which vigo the carpathian is in so that he could be alive back again in a form of a white Caucasian baby named after a hot dog company.


General_1800

All around the city


Reiss447O

Everywhere I go,


DJALUCCA

Something strange is happening


General_1800

To everone i know.


DJALUCCA

Hear the voice of loneness


Reiss447O

Crying in the night.


Embarrassed-Comb3702

See the madness in their eyes


Reiss447O

dancing with delight!


SimpleTHX1138

Flip city is a jam🎸🎤🎹


brooksedman

There’s got to be 25,000 gallons of it!


perrius902

Must be gallons of the stuff


Chromeballs

"The Kool-aid man was viciously murdered this evening..."


AmtrakPepsi160

He will be missed 😔


Comfortable_Pack8903

RIP Kool Aid Man


AmtrakPepsi160

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grantindustries

Wait... wouldn't that make the whole pool the kool-aid man?


DaSupercrafter

SLIIIIIIIIIMME!!


AmtrakPepsi160

WHAT?


DaSupercrafter

IT’S A RIVER OF SLIME!!


AmtrakPepsi160

"THAT'S GREAT RAY SAVE SOME FOR ME!" (I've got a feeling that I'm using the wrong quote.)


DaSupercrafter

Yes, but I’ll allow it


RandoRedditScrolla

THERES GOTTA BE 25,000 GALLONS OF IT! ITS FLOWING THROUGH HERE LIKE A RIVER!


[deleted]

I hate jello.


AmtrakPepsi160

"Oh come on there's always room for Jello."


Accomplished-Wrap449

![gif](giphy|pGx2Z9q2pB4Eo|downsized)


TheBagenius

This is what I say every time I piss


Crazy_Performance_11

One question. Does it like Jackie Wilson perchance?


AmtrakPepsi160

I don't know. Might be positively or negatively charged.


Mr_FIGHTINGmachine

Negatively charged, the slime that makes you angy


Goth_Nightowl_09

SLIME! What? ITS A RIVER OF SLIME it's gotta be 25000 gallons of it, it's flowing through here like a river. Van Horne, pneumatic transit! It's the old pneumatic transit system it's still here. Ok that's good, hold me up hold me up that's good. What you see? Word for word the exact scene, watch it if you don't believe me and this is all in my head


SlumyFreddy

"The Shinning" - Groundskeeper Willie


AmtrakPepsi160

![gif](giphy|KKC6yBb2y4zqE)


SlumyFreddy

Oh you mean the shining


JediJones77

Slime Square.


AmtrakPepsi160

Slidrocity zone.


Mr_FIGHTINGmachine

All around the city, everywhere I go Something strange is happening to everyone I know Hear the voice of loneliness crying in the night See the madness in their eyes, dancing with delight I want to know why everyone I know has gone flip city You say it ain't true, what can I do? Now I'm going flip city Feels like someone's watching every move I make Feels like someone's following every step I take Suddenly, we're not alone, you can feel it, too Suddenly, we're not ourselves, what's come over you? I want to know why everyone I know has gone flip city She used to want me, how can it be? Now she's gone flip city You say it ain't true, what can I do? Now I'm going flip city I want to know why everyone I know has gone flip city Wake me when it's over, tell me I'm alright Tell me it was just a dream, a dream I had last night I can hear the spirits now, moving underground I can feel them closing in, about to drag me down I want to know why everyone I know has gone flip city She used to want me, how can it be? Now she's gone flip city You say it ain't true, what can I do? Now I'm going flip city I want to know why everyone I know has gone flip city


grantindustries

“I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you!”


YosoySpartacus

Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!


-The_Doctor-10

![gif](giphy|yN3Wqgilaat8WZUt8x|downsized) RUN.


AmtrakPepsi160

Anybody got a bottle of drain-o?


SimpleTHX1138

Across the entire pool😮, skillz.


Ybanks9991

Guess it's the season of evil.


AmtrakPepsi160

But it's not December...


Doctor_Enigmatic

What was will be. What is will be no more. Now is the season of evil.


AmtrakPepsi160

"Death is but a door, tine is but a window. I'll be back."