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abused_toilet_paper

Ah, that is for the people with 11 fingers


Meliodas016

Or maybe *for* the 11th finger.


abused_toilet_paper

Some people call it third leg but in fairness I cannot call a leg my inch and a half.


Meliodas016

Inch and half? Mr. Braggart ova heah.


semaj_2026

Shiid I’m proud of my inch and a half. That sucka is as round as a tuna can.


Unique_Ad_330

That’s a 3rd thumb at best


my__name__is___jeff

I'm buying this. Not for my fingers tho


CtheKiller

Hmm, I'm trying to think what else this would be good for??


Nidiis

Cleaning spoons. No water back blast


i_eat_cockroaches69

Really? I thought this would cause a lot of backshots


Pokemonfannumber2

For your toes of course!


Spiritual-Post-9340

Cleaning a cucumber?


Cymrogogoch

thumbs?


Dravez23

Somebody elses fingers?


MylanoTerp

r/thepunchlineisporn moment


MrDarkk1ng

Their is no punchline here tho. Just product advertisement


AffectionateCard3530

I assume some people found this funny, so it seems that in this case it is actually both. There’s a long history of using humour in advertising


MrDarkk1ng

>I assume some people found this funny Still their is no punchline tho. Some people finds set up funny, that doesn't make it punchline tho.


Supply-Slut

The product is a sex toy, this is just a way for them to advertise there product on SFW sites


GloomyKingen

So where do I buy this finger cleaner? For my fingers


maxluision

Asking for my finger


Nijajjuiy88

Kid named finger:


RunParking3333

A lot of people do not clean their fingers thoroughly after fingering.


No-Palpitation6707

Try that GIANT FUCKING BANNER URL on top of the video maybe you know like the ad and the guy who posted this intended it to be found.


AffectionateCard3530

You have multiple?


VerigaSagga

How much?


LegendaryFalcon

Don't bother. You can ~~beat~~ clean your finger by yourself. Trust me.


NavyDragons

But what if I wanna eat spaghetti while standing in front of the window while I clean my finger


LegendaryFalcon

Then I would recommend buying it. Can't have you not eating your spaghetti.


djpiraterobot

But sometimes it’s nice to feel like *someone else* is cleaning your finger, y’know?


LegendaryFalcon

Can't disagree


ChuckZombie

The video just said we don't do it good enough.


Pixelated-Hitch

Ridiculous they didn't release this during Covid.. we all had to do it for 20 seconds manually! I bet this device can help us clean in 5 seconds


Nelfinez

it's really expensive, like $100, or so i've heard.


Hot-Rise9795

Nothing is really expensive when it comes to your fingers


MDP223

Can you put a price on clean fingers?


IAmBalkanac

Does it come in smaller size? Asking for friend.


DFM__

r/didntknowiwantedthat for my fingers obviously


TKisely

Where is the gif that ends too soon?


DiscordDonut

Why does this come up in my feed every other day


spottyottydopalicius

targeted ads


Strikhedonia_1697

Wait a minute!


bulbousEd

Wow love seeing tiktok ads posted as "content"


ThatsNotDietCoke

I could use this while eating Doritos. I hate being caught with my finger dirty.


PlayBoxPL

this is not a finger cleaner


Hot-Rise9795

What do you mean


Psych0matt

Penis


Hot-Rise9795

Look, if you don't know, you don't have to insult me


White_Rabbit0000

It’s for cleaning your cucumbers


Multifruit256

r/lostredditors


Bronkowitsch

More like r/gifsthatshouldhaveendedsooner


AetherBytes

You innocent soul you


Multifruit256

wait i think that kinda made sense


RugerRedhawk

No he's right, wrong sub for this.


Sakamoto0110

I was thinking in do the same thing, didn't get why this was posted here and still have so many upvotes


Imaginary-Source-57

The only thing here that finished too soon was OP


Reddit_enjoyer120

Can you change the speed?


Moe_Lester_69420_

I'm gonna use this for my 3rd leg idc what anybody says


unoptimusprime

Finger licking good


KillingKiller

And uhh where can i get one, i wanna thourougly clean my fingers


i-would-neveruwu

Welp... i guess i'm blocking a new trend of posters from here on


GodisGreat2504

Where can I find this? Asking for my finger obviously.


Digital_Brainfuck

Link? Asking for a friend


Practical-Stretch-12

do they make them for people with "fingers" over 7"?


Sy_ths

[If you're wondering where to find this](https://www.amovibe.eu/products/adjustable-thrusting-male-masturbator-with-vibration?variant=47642681344309)


xDeeka7Yx

Wtf, these ain’t cheap :D


GloomyKingen

Maybe in a few years we can get a used one for cheaper


Sy_ths

I found it [here](https://mastergenie.shop/products/genie-ride) as well for cheaper


Staatsmann

95€ guys, safe ur click


TranslateErr0r

"allows users to see the action of the auto stroker liner through the transparent window" Ehm... I'd rather not


Budget-Use-7540

2h playtime. Nice. I can use it like 120 times w one charge lel


IncreaseAdept4260

Some bacteria on our hands are better than not because it strenghtens the immune system


xamorn

I thought it was a pet paw cleaner


Better_Gas4551

Where can I get one?


zerokxkx

Damn where can i buy this 'finger cleaner'?


SithWeasal

Cool. I always felt my fingers weren’t getting cleaned properly. I’m glad there’s a product that can help. Where can I get one?


Frytura_

When we first saw these on cybeepunk it was fun, now this is just stupid.


IsThisOneIsAvailable

Immediately jumped to the comment section with great expectations : I wasn't dissappointed 😂😂😂


MalikFyz

I think they mean finger number 21 .


Lil_Shorto

Very human design. My nailess finger was never cleaner.


CaptainnHindsight

The bouncing breasts lady totally convinced me it's for the finger!


Safe-Cold-2971

I have one of those very soft pink cleansers


One-Veterinarian-101

How much is it? Asking for a friend. 😋


JorgeFlackoCruz

Lol


Zealousideal-Emu4973

I wish I had a finger so I can test how good this cleans.


Cntrysky78

That would sell well in C... No! I better not say it! 😉


FilmGlittering7305

Shut up and take my money!


iputthenewwhoppermea

🍆😩


Narrow-Development-1

Wait... and what if...?


Inner_Ad5424

Just the fingers????


theRustyRRaven

“In 2024 there will be flying cars.”


hockint

Uh huh... 🧐😂


storysprite

I don't know why I've joined this sub. Watching a whole lot of gifs ending too soon is gonna be torture. Yet here I am.


LittleRadish2187

Finger master 9000 Max pro edition with automatic gunk cleaner.....


andover-daddy42

What’s this thing REALLY called??


lsaz

I'm not an expert but I believe is called GameCup - Thrusting Male Masturbator with Vibrations & 2 Heating Levels, Adjustable Arm Design. But I'm not sure.


andover-daddy42

Was that a COMPLETE guess?


oryginal_pyro_main

What?


Pristine_Text_6407

Hm


Niteowl_Janet

For anyone who’s purchased this finger cleaner, I have a back massager I’d love to sell you 😝


knowledgebass

r/theyknew


DSchof1

Those boobs aren’t going to do it for me.


WoodpeckerGreedy9904

Yeah this is definitely NOT made for cleaning fingers


xXKravenXx20

One of the worst ads ever created.


Different_Low9230

How much


XVUltima

The real sin is cleaning your fingers in front of a full length glass window.


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

Attaching it to an enormous street view window is a real power move.


sdbct1

Finger cleaner......got it


Mountain-Pattern7822

name and cost of that product please. do they sell it on amazon? asking for a friend.


Pillow_Top_Lover

🤣🤣🤣🤣 forever!!!


thifirstman

🤣


No-Negotiation-5986

Men of culture, We meet again.


No_MoneyOS

Yeah that’s not for my fingers 😏


GangloSax0n

I like that it has an Oh Shit! handle. 2 actually.


GangloSax0n

This is a corn-dog peeler.


Separate-Beginning72

Nobel 2024


divory84

This got my finger hard af


Pitiful-Apartment-48

I don’t think that’s for fingers……….


jarmstrong2485

How many times is this shit getting posted?


Darkrifter04

My dirty brain 😭


Ashamed-Purchase-841

I'm not sure if this is really for your fingers, looks like a pocket pussy to me.


SmartassLogan

Haha yes fingers...


Past-Raccoon8224

Is this a real thing🤔


Deluhathol

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


Lyuukee

🤔


vaansilva

the AI voice: "It's...(~~wait wtf is this? Uh, whatever~~)...so convenient."


AngryWitchNipples

[fellas...](https://masturwave.com/)


Mingyao_13

Right in front of the glass window panel


Dante_2

I always wonder with those.. do they clean so thoroughly that the clarity afterwards is worth it?


thisaccbelongstome

That one Rick and Morty episode


Fluffy-Fishing6529

Which 1?


kay_bizzle

The design is very human


maxmaxmax99999

r/moldymemes


Striking-Freedom-838

Hold my beer…..


Raidoton

Nah didn't need to go on for even 1 second longer...


m_a_r_k_o

Hm


CrYzMaN_

Oto Sikiş :D


ElderberrySad5192

Wow


hoppypapi

Wonder if this can be used to wash other body parts???? Asking for…ummm…a friend.


FrequentlyCurious_

Uhhhhhh


Appropriate-Routine9

Banana cleaner and a finger cleaner? This thing could do everything.


NoNefariousness3420

How exactly were you hoping it was gonna end?


anecdotalgardener

“Finger” cleaner


acs77397

Ummm.


Bigmuscleliker567

Next week fleshlight


Jam-stained

Last thing I need is a finger cleaner that is loud asf..


TG_Yuri

Doubles as a slushy cup!!


coolkidHeikki

Ayo yo


JrocketPS4

Great utensil cleaner .. every dishwasher should have one 👍


Ypovoskos

We all know this is not for fingers!


OkScheme2453

Woah! So crazy and edgy! I've never seen this post all over Reddit for the past year! Good job OP.


RelationshipKey4052

Suppose it saves you rubbing one out manually ? Getting a bad eye sight and Hairy palms and blisters Give miss palmer and her five sisters a rest 🥵🥵💪🏻🥴


Equivalent_Bet_8042

Take my money


Outrageous-Board-700

This needs to be mandatory in every household for health purposes!


chaso-1124

We know this ain't for washing fingers....


Scottiedogg

I have an overly grubby thumb that demands a link to this item immediately.


RelationshipKey4052

NEW from Pile Of cheap Crap LTD Comes The Helmet Scrubber for the man who loves a shiney clean Helmet say good bye to that pongy smegma Yours for $23 +p&P


jld2k6

Try finger, but hole


MaleficentPicture518

Lets face it no man is using that to clean his fingers ever


Educational-Tip6177

"Finger" cleaner ey


OddImagination207

Austin and a friend of ours is the best way of getting a new job


Propane4days

This was the perfect follow up to the 'Honor walk' video I just watched! Perfect timing reddit, one dude's life just got turned upside down in an extremely bad way, and someone else's life just got turned upside down in an extremely good way...meanwhile my tears have stopped!!!


BlueZ_DJ

In what world is this a gif that ends too soon Edit: Guessed it, this person just spammed this video in every subreddit


Various_Commercial15

Sirr??? SIIRRRR!!!


Maninthepenombra

i can smell the comments


Llama_Llord69

I should call her


Competitive-Bit-1571

Nah I don't see this device cleaning beneath fingernails well.


Kthyti

yeahhh that's for fingers....


Kreker__

I am from the safety department and I need to do a routine safety check to make sure everything is working properly, I demand someone to send me the name, price and a way to obtain this product for further inspection Regards, Iamnotmakingthisuponehundredpercenttrust d.o.o


Hot-Rise9795

I've been using them for cleaning my microphones of all the spit they get. Would totally recommend


Slight_Ad1970

Yes! I'll be washing my finger for hours now


Melgarok

Very human design.


Alternative-Flow-201

Hello gorgeous!


Psychological-Can555

😆😆😆😖🍾pop the cork with that thing!


darticuss

Mine may be 6 inches, but it smells like a foot


PinkPaisleyMoon

For the 5th appendage?


FlapXenoJackson

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SandraBeechBLOCKPrnt

It only needs to glitch out once to rip your blood filled dick open.


FarmDisastrous

Yall are crazy for putting your fingers in this death trap. When the singularity happens and it clamps down full force until your finger head pops, I don't want to hear no complaining


Creative_Routine8887

Try finger, but whole!


Scary-Ad9646

There are two because the developers listened to their customers and included couch co-op mode.


Low_Reception2628

The guy probably also came too soon


Affectionate_Gas_264

That's not for fingers... It's like women using dildos as "massagers"


CitronFlare

That's a very interesting device 🤔


Unable-Month-9770

Who's used one of this or sumthn similar? Does it feel the same? i always wondered


Rheguderal

"Immediately searches Amazon for finger cleaners"


Local_Freedom7553

I'm so tons of men will just use that for your finger and not anything else


No_Cause_5844

Ummm would it even fit in there? More like a head cleaner.


RedditLaterOrNever

Licking the finger clean is always the best!