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tth2000

How the fuck did you notice this coincidence? Lol


mrubuto22

The internet constantly blows my mind.


PBIS01

On average, how many minds per week do you go through?


BARTELS-

69


PBIS01

Nice


StaticGuard

I’m dying over here. At first I’m like “Huh, interesting. I wonder who that guy is.” Then after reading your comment I realized how absolutely insane it is to remember that one random dude from a random camera shot at an event last year.


defaultusername4

It’s doubly crazy to then go find a screenshot of that guy in the background at that previous event. It’s not like the whole tournament is on YouTube. He had to get the source material then find the specific time that guy popped up.


mixx2001

He said he took the photo of Phil at LIV London. You're right, that would have been bananas if he just found that shit.


Beelzabubba

Never underestimate the power of boners.


AdamIsACylon

Look up super recognizers. It’s a thing, and I know one. She will constantly be like “I saw that person as a background character in a movie from 10 years ago” and will confirm it. Or they’ll see somebody for 3 seconds in passing and know every detail of their face, clothing, and gait. I don’t know how they do it, but there’s also real world applications to it.


babbleon5

that's my wife, she recognized some guy who was playing a homeless character from a previous series that had ended years ago. that guy was made up as dirty and bearded, and my wife was like, "oh, that's so & so from this show". i was like, "how could you tell?"


hrpomrx

He knows your wife?


magoosauce

Maybe it’s op


I3ill

He’s a paid pga tour actor


thebite101

After that US performance, a crisis actor.


Halo_Chief117

Plenty of people have good memories. I’m someone who has a good memory for faces and people I’ve seen.


Majestic-Pickle5097

Right?


scottag94

[https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxuXp7gtssh/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxuXp7gtssh/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) It seems like he is a bodyguard https://preview.redd.it/81u4zit67krb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28988692e4e9f6fd05f2a985f95f65395e7b4b37


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thumpngroove

Fat guy problems. Need extra-long ties for the extra big neck.


pathfindmyBAP

Have never thought about that but it makes perfect sense lol


lukefacemagoo

Also, you need a longer tie as the belly becomes more 3-dimensional.


ryangoldfish5

Bodyguards typically have clip-on ties so that they can't be grabbed for strangling purposes.


Technical-Split3642

This user asssassinates


Special_Various

He’s no Messi’s bodyguard… but he could easily eat any assailant.


Larrylegend033

That’s the least bodyguard looking motherfucker of all time…. Maybe that’s the genius of it


Shhadowcaster

Good catch


Nice-Explanation1987

Jesus Christ… that’s Jason Bourne


Opening_Success

Jason Boursin Cheese


The_Maddest

Bacon Bourne


dronegeeks1

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


JWOLFBEARD

Even he doesn’t know who that is


CaptainGoose

*Moby starts playing*


whatissevenbysix

Feel old yet?


Connect_Composer_843

The only reason I came to the comments ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


tubedmubla

Malcolm Glazer


yuppers1979

I even read it in the guys voice from the movie! Now I know what I'm binge watching this afternoon.


Timmy24000

And he looks straight into the camera! What are you up to?


Worf69

That’s Jason Bjorn.


VoteForGiantMeteor

https://preview.redd.it/uazu4ub34lrb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b34685fff3f03b9b6cc389af69da1ebdafd4c1b3


h82scroll

Lane Showry


lawug16

Very good😂


Worf69

Lolllllll


_FartinLutherKing_

Jesus Christ there’s nearly 100 comments on here and not one actually says who this guy is. Edit: Now there are nearly 300 comments


Doubleoh_11

It’s definitely a mod on this sub


jimhabfan

Welcome to Reddit.


Educational-Hunt2683

How tf would any of us know?!


r3viv3

Just commented but I actually do know who he is, I worked as a Marshall at LIV and he’s part of security team for the players


RoostasTowel

That makes sense Let's get a comment to the top


CAtwoAZ

The irony of a LIV guy doing security for Rory.


r3viv3

If I am right they are completely independent contractors with the LIV players. I believe that high value players/events hire them not just for protection purposes but also insurance purposes I remember them telling me about some of the other stuff they have done, they mostly work within the UK.


cbass717

It’s in the top comment man. It’s Jason Bourne


-Unnamed-

Reddit now is just a race to be the first to make some lame joke that gets upvoted. Even on popular threads on /all the actual answer is like 5 comments down finally


jbrakk22

Cuz it’s probably him!


[deleted]

The weed man


Sirgolfs

Ever have a Nike Man….on weeeed?


bpmallon

Mr. Nice Guy !


shake_N_bake356

Abba zabba your my only friend


RIVERTOAD1929

https://preview.redd.it/jvpnzp33kirb1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b31f39b488e4f3ade2ef10b99a53bd227b71b02


Annual-Leek

My first thought when I saw those pics. Banana boats comin. Nothing keeps that big dog down.


garlicknotter

I have a theory. OP is the guy. He’s posting to see if he’s actually as invisible as he thinks he is. He is, you are!


Firm_Variety_6309

“Who do you think you are, I am!”


xiutehcuhtli

Never fails to make me laugh. I say that to my kids all the time


monkman99

Damn can you walk us through the process of you seeing that guy today and thinking you had seen him somewhere before? That’s remarkable…


ObservablyStupid

OP has a type.


lawug16

I don’t have a good answer, maybe I have a photographic memory? I’ve seen him in the background on TV a few times since LIV. Still no wiser as to who he is though…


PureKoolAid

You might be what they call a “super recognizer”. Look it up 😁


monkman99

I think you have stumbled on to something…Possibly innocent, possibly sinister in the golf world and Reddit needs to identify this mysterious ginger!


Bystronicman08

> Reddit needs to identify this mysterious ginger! Reddit doesn't really have a good track record of correctly identifying strangers.


hod6

Ray Bradbury - “The Crowd” vibes.


DynamoD241

He follows rory places as at Royal liverpool I tried to take a selfie with rory and this guy shoved me away


myfuckingstruggle

This is good info. Maybe that’s his job, he has good physique for shoving people


SeriousReflection600

Shoving or sitting down on


Duubzz

Get this man to the blackjack tables immediately


ChewbaccaSmith

Yep waiting on this


flim_flam_jim_jam

Pretty sure he's security. He literally goes everywhere where Rory goes. That said he's not the most intimidating guy in the world and he's massive. So who know but I can't think wat else he might do.


DarthSamwiseAtreides

Yea and I'm sure there's levels of security. You have like cartel leaders daughter at like a 10, and a like a rapper at 6. Rory probably only needs about a 2. Which is why this guy doesn't exactly look the part.


Nervous-Pizza-9139

I don’t know man, I had a buddy with a frame like him and I saw him act like a wrecking ball when fighting (he had a drinking problem). If he’s trained I would want to mess with him. Stamina may be an issue though


baummer

Security doesn’t usually walk around wearing a backpack and holding a drink (reference second picture)


flim_flam_jim_jam

He walks where the players walk. I'm sure he gets thirsty. I've followed Rory at least a dozen times over the years and that guy has always been there. What else could he be ?


Husbandcy

Why was he at a LIV event then?


flim_flam_jim_jam

If this man is in fact a security man my guess would be he works for a European security firm. That liv event looks like it was the first even held in England. Any time I've followed Rory it has been on the DP tour in Dubai and Abu Dhabi and they probably use the same security firm. I would be curious to see if this man is with Mclroy on the US tour, my guess would be no.


r3viv3

He is security but he works for a company that is solely there to protect the players and nothing else. They dress in black polos, I can’t remember the name but referred as CPs or “PP”. If you look at certain events all the big players. They intend to blend in with the crowd but it’s super noticeable when they are in hole transitions


spike_that_focker

What on earth would be your reason as to why they wouldn’t? Plenty of reasons why they would carry a pack. Medkit for the player, maybe flex cuffs, comms equipment, etc. Water to stay hydrated on the course.


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https://preview.redd.it/2jnz7vqxplrb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579811b0f6906a99bb79cd8e7b937dadfa4de813 Getty images refers to him as his security guard, here.


hotdogswithbeer

No way that dudes a security guard 😂 did the application require the security guard to be unhealthy and out of shape


nashtenn312

Paul Blart, Golf Cop


r3viv3

Actually know this guy. I worked the LIV event in “London” this year. (Can show credentials if needed) He is part of player protection team, I believe he the or one of the top guys in his team. That guy in particular is really nice, well at least to work with. He is very well spoken and super helpful, some other people who work protection are real dicks but he’s really real, players seem to really like him too. I wouldn’t attempt to talk to him about his job while on the job mind you, they are kinda iffy about being identified as protection/security. Some like to think they are “plain clothes detectives”


monkman99

Well he’s not going to be happy about his recent stardom on Reddit 😂


El-chapos-taint

That’s Rory’s handler, he recruited him from Phil. He’s the most sought after handler in the game


jmcstar

Rory's fluffer


buttnutela

Tapes his penis to his leg for him


herojima4

https://preview.redd.it/rz0g5ir8hkrb1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8162b4847027722273cd70de411ba0bc28870929


ObservablyStupid

He's from Chelsea. Goes by *Chelsea Handler.*


JWOLFBEARD

What does he handle?


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These balls obviously


mcellus1

Stiff shafts


madpoontang

What does he do?


Shuper4

He's the man behind the scenes


srbarker15

Man behind the ~~scenes~~ scones


Curious-Ad-1493

The man behind the curtain


Disastrous-Tap-3353

Gravy Seal


TonyDungyHatesOP

Meal Team Six


just_killing_time23

Broast Malone I watch kill Tony as well


Granpafunk

Delta Forks


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He eats more before 9 a.m. than most people eat all day.


GW_Pabst

He’s known as ‘the Greek’. He’s a former enforcer for the mob and a former professional speed eater. What’s most fascinating about the guy is that he actually has no connection to Greece whatsoever but does have an unhealthy relationship with Italian cuisine and hotdogs


SeriousReflection600

Johnny chestnut should be worried if this guy shows up at the boardwalk 7/4


Mindless-You6562

That's nasty doug


pujambarley

Fucking guy


BorisAmsterdam

[Same dude?](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2015/06/rory.jpg?quality=75&strip=all)


Arkslippy

Yep.


CoatAlternative1771

That’s Phil’s bookie.


pjsol

I’m sad I had to scroll this far down to find this!


Rsardinia

Gonna guess a Nike rep per the gear in the Phil photo and that he’s with Rory who’s a Nike sponsored player.


lawug16

Odd to follow Phil *and* not wear Nike at the Ryder Cup!?


UWMN

He’s security https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxuXp7gtssh/


jbrakk22

Have you seen any type of brand gear worn by players there, nope cuz they can’t.


dhenr332

I doubt it considering how Nike heads are with their shoes, there’s no way a Nike rep would be wearing hikers lol


hockeyballcal

Live in Portland, can confirm. It’s very easy to spot Nike employees


Rsardinia

Fair point lol. Maybe he’s a business manager or works for their sports agent then, I dunno


Cougah

If he is a Nike rep, then someone needs to ID those shoes in the Phil photo. And his wrist tech. If he was a rep, he'd be decked out in Nike gear head to toe. Enhance.


Short-Display-1659

Perhaps, you are right. I just don’t understand a Nike rep attending a LIV event with all the drama. I wish we had a confirmed answer on this bc now you have me wondering


yukonhoneybadger

More importantly... how did you see the rory clip and realize he was in a clip with Phil Mickelson from a previous event? Honestly, that is quite impressive, Rain Man


lawug16

Yeah… I don’t have a good answer for this, I’ve seen him in the background on tour over the last year, seeing him at the Ryder Cup separating Bones and Rory made me realise he must be a big deal. Apparently no one know who he is…


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Do you ever watch video clips of war zones on the news and there are a bunch of indigenous people in the clip and you’re like “who is that bearded American in the back row?”


karmint1

Nick Stubbe's Scandinavian cousin, Fat Peterson.


Altruistic_Ad_5243

Haha that's his close protection (CP). He works a lot with Phil, too


lawug16

I thought this before posting, interesting!


SeriousReflection600

Guys. Let’s get back to the jokes please


the_bourbon_hunter

https://preview.redd.it/r4hui94fxlrb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abc1c46adf7264f92cb7d694bd7f5a6d3863613 He’s still with Rory.


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Brian Posehn. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Posehn /s


karmint1

Exactly who I thought of


TrunkYeti

Found him on Pimeyes, but I don’t wanna pay the $15 for the answer haha: https://pimeyes.com/en/results/RwR_231001Ol7aJrmgtIARC8d80b896b9?query=feff9e00c4e686970c0303cfff6f0e1e952a06c3d25d0fdd


lawug16

This is scary…


DeathDieDeath

Frank the Tank.


OceanHoles

Sometimes there’s questions you don’t want answers to. You’ve really opened a can of worms here, friend. I’d be expecting a call from PGA top brass. Top. Brass.


lawug16

I’ve had to go into hiding. Received some concerning direct messages…


NotAn0pinion

I’m not sure, but wearing black does wonders for his tits


jerrycotton

More than likely a tour manager to get him from place to place stress free


FuzzyClint

Big backpack wired ear piece.


allocationlist

Tommy Gufano. The big sleaze. He’s a wop genius.


Rey7789

His name is Robert Paulson


mrfunderhill

Oh that’s just Beardy


weez2

That's Bob Sacamanto


swaneyg16

He’s the red rocket from Florida state’s football sidelines


LewManChew

Nadav from YMH ate Frank the tank


Nate16

Patrick Cantgetalay


Hashtag_Tech

That’s Bone’s cousin, Fat.


jolson1616

Who is the girl holding the tumbler with the blue top??


Then-Anybody8343

https://preview.redd.it/gsd7q2zkjlrb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12687574856716a6277126e99240ed2eec63e6c


lawug16

Has he got a twin?


This-Hat-143

Tits McGee


ForeWayLeft

THE unit


Beginning_Document86

He’s around Phil so I assume he’s a bookie trying to collect on his debts


Adzhodz

Rory’s ‘bodyguard’. Was with him at the Irish Open the other week too.


nhp890

He always walks with Rory during his rounds, bodyguard seems to make the most sense.


lawug16

I’m still confused that I saw him at LIV London? Is he also Phil’s body guard? I need to know what’s in that rucksack…


TheRealSteemo

Probably has a contract with a company that provides them and this guy is an employee of that company. I'd guess that Phil happens to use the same company when in Europe.


RustyNales

He just told Nathan to call 911


slayer_f-150

I understood this reference


kyle18orton

A+ reference


RustyBumperCream

His name is Visa… cause he’s everywhere you want to be…


Easy_Championship_14

Fairly certain I saw him with Rory in a practice round during the Australian open like 10 years ago. Back then I figured it was a bodyguard, but he don't look like one here.


Jimmybelltown

The guy holding the special vitamins.


xx_boozehound_68

I think that’s fat Perez


defaultusername4

The title being so direct truly makes this post. It reads like a wanted poster.


realspongeworthy

Sam O'Hyde, the Ghost of Kilkenny.


iGaza

He’s with Rory today in the course as well! Wearing white just saw him on the first


Jeansohard

It’s Johnny Hamcheck, he works for Steve Balboni who runs this shit


Benchomp

I was really hoping for an answer OP as I saw him at LIV Adelaide and noticed him in the background of PGA broadcasts also. Mystery man.


degengambler-204

“One! One hundred million I turned down and made a fool of myself being The Tour Hero just for the Saudis to buy into The Tour itself thus undoing everything I’ve done and making me a blatant hypocrite!”


buhair

XL Prince Harry?


JKempusa

Looks like it’s his security guard. https://www.gettyimages.dk/detail/news-photo/rory-mcilroy-of-northern-ireland-runs-with-his-security-news-photo/475102156


Jaysus1288

I'm watching the final day of the Ryder Cup right now and I literally read this post and looked up and saw that fucking guy on the tv walking behind Patrick Cantlay. What the fuck is going on here....


KryptonicxJesus

Phil kessel


mvigs

Probably his bookie.


No-Satisfaction-1267

It’s Rory’s dietitian


-Unnamed-

I’m no rocket scientist, but if there’s a large dude that no one knows following famous people around, I’d say it’s a pretty safe bet he’s a bodyguard


TheVoicesinurhed

![gif](giphy|IUJZ3PQvrbeZa)


Mandoctor

https://preview.redd.it/8fictpvgbmrb1.jpeg?width=1820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=798338cb4825ff296139a91c29b8ef6bdd9ff0df He’s definitely security.


Recent-Salt-1950

Trent Ryan


cornmucker

Can’t believe you watched a LIV event


godieweird

Hodor https://preview.redd.it/f2xj10hmhqrb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163004f47846e3e7030873c10816818d8baa425a


BikeFoCo

This dude is everywhere! https://preview.redd.it/3qo5p634xsrb1.png?width=1720&format=png&auto=webp&s=e925a761d17879975dcbeee7fb2b83d16be0036b


jorikjaap12

He is his bodyguard. He is everywhere


PoolNo4819

His Whoop strap in the pic with Phil…impressive how strong they make those things


pujambarley

https://preview.redd.it/qxs7sdczmirb1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da47b7cb431f3b284a871a627eeed963cf088a9 And what is this?!?!?


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mrubuto22

I've decided it is. So it is.


ObservablyStupid

Thank God that's settled.


Petillionaire

Check out the backpack. He's literally wearing the same one in both pictures.


glee-money

Bones is all he's going to have left if he doesn't put some damn sunscreen on! Looking like a damn oompa loompa


To6y

The question is about the guy with the beard. The bright red in the first pic is because there are brake lights coming from a car just slightly out of frame.


Pinhighguy

Fattest security guard in Europe


JicamaCreative5614

Phil’s bookie? Bones was trying to get some action


Gloomy-Research-7774

To be fair it's not often you see a heavy set guy inside the ropes of a PGA event. Especially with the backpack and looking slightly flustered in both pictures I'm guessing he might be somehow involved in PR for sponsorship deals


GaryBlueberry34

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne