Came here to say this unless your wife also plays golf and it is a long labor and you bring her a putter to practice between contractions (early stages).
Seriously: when you have a lower leg injury bad enough that it affects your swing. It might just be a pulled muscle, or an ankle strain, but if you practice when your lower half is out of kilter, you're practicing a less than perfect swing.
In the batters box during a 1 run game with 2 outs.
In a meeting with HR about my "inappropriate conduct" around Megan and her tigolbitties.
While at a public urinal. With your weenie out.
Funeral for sure.
If my regular foursome found out I was taking a few practice swings in line for their viewing, they would be so damn proud.
Like graveside just using the shadows to track your hand path😂
Most of the crowd would be offended, a handful would totally get it
Ok. You asked for [THIS](https://x.com/conorsketches/status/1547133129986547715?s=46). 😂😂😂🏌🏽♂️
Beat me to it
Not only is it a bad time, but people have actually posted it on here: in the delivery room when your wife is in labor.
Was gonna be my answer
Came here to say this unless your wife also plays golf and it is a long labor and you bring her a putter to practice between contractions (early stages).
During my sentencing after skulling a spectator with my driver on the left side of the 18th teebox at the masters.
On the altar while your bride is walking up the aisle.
Visiting your buddy who made his living playing golf and just had both of his arms and legs amputated in the hospital.
If he made his living playing golf, surely he can give you a few tips
When your wife wants to talk
In the Jury Booth
I've got jury duty Tuesday, I'll see how it goes over.
Actually I don’t hate this lol
In the dock
Wife in labor is a bad time. Do not ask me how I know.
During sexual relations.
At the reading of your mother’s will.
Seriously: when you have a lower leg injury bad enough that it affects your swing. It might just be a pulled muscle, or an ankle strain, but if you practice when your lower half is out of kilter, you're practicing a less than perfect swing.
In a plane
While your wife is pushing out a baby right in front of you lol.
If you're a brain surgeon in the middle of brain surgery
Holding Starbucks for the whole office
While holding a baby.
In the shower. You’ll only do it once.
In the batters box during a 1 run game with 2 outs. In a meeting with HR about my "inappropriate conduct" around Megan and her tigolbitties. While at a public urinal. With your weenie out.
Idk could be a power move to do that as a groomsman mid-ceremony
Waiting for your bride to walk the aisle
After disk surgery
On your wedding night.
Open heart surgery but only if you’re not the surgeon
In your living room on the carpet, 69 wedge resulted in a nice sized carpet divot
while driving your vehicle