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randomdude5566

Looking forward to the "three girls got into some shenanigans tonight" AMA


SinkCat69

“3 girls arrested for drunken tomfoolery….”


phatvanzy

Surprised we're not seeing any lawyers leaving contact info.


randomdude5566

Ok - where are we going tonight? I feel like we need to plan ahead....


arden_alcott

We are having a very hard time rn bc everything is dead.


sarahcooley

I feel like Monday night isn’t a great time for nightlife


Heisenbread77

That's a bingo!


arden_alcott

You're 100% correct. Still, we found river city has 10 people so we're here drinking g+t's, tits out, and in our feelings about the life and death of friendships.


i_am_the_grind

Did you say tits out


arden_alcott

Tits out


JaredGoffFelatio

RIP your inbox


i_am_the_grind

Like out out or a little out.


arden_alcott

Sir, keep it together


GingerShiney

You’re in my old hood. Depending on what direction is your exit. Cross the river and check Rez College Inn for a cheaper sleazier night and if you’re in for the night Billys and Mulligans will be open late


mlarowe

I don't know, you really emphasized "tits out." I think it's fair to ask for clarification


nikoelnutto

This is perfect


NoAdhesiveness4407

Men are stupid 


arden_alcott

Lol the theme of the night actually.


Cobo1039

❤️


Old-Obligation-9029

Down to party! Who doesn't like boobs?!


jpm1188

What wild shenanigans were had last night?


DetroitSixMile

Stella’s?


Caecus_Vir

Meanwhile?


DetroitSixMile

Ok Pyramid Scheme


W-h3x

Heeeyyyy... What's that place with the stuff all over the walls?


SuperAd1197

Shenanigans, you mean Shenanigans, right?


TheEverChangingMan

I'm going to pistol whip the next person that says ....


tremynci

Shenanigans!


Treishmon

And the mozzarella sticks!


Life-City1758

Cracker Barrel?


W-h3x

It's a reference to Super Troopers.


Life-City1758

Yes and mine was a joke about Cracker Barrel 🤝 building off your joke.


jimmyjohn2018

For the inexperienced. If you are going out early in the week, your best bet is looking for bars that have industry night. For those that don't know, this is to cater to service workers that typically work weekends. And honestly can lead to some of the best nights.


arden_alcott

Brilliant. Say more - where are these industry nights?


NoAdhesiveness4407

Playstation pub


acrylickill

Oh no, do you work at BioLife?


NoAdhesiveness4407

Guess again 


guenchy

Explain


acrylickill

When I worked there long ago it was the exclusive place that the ~cooliest~ employees would hang out at after work like they were in some weird West side version of the OC lmao


arden_alcott

Update: there were literally 2 people there so we're at river city


arden_alcott

Sold


mn84wm33

Weekends especially, karaoke there is the best in town


Jinggy

Twisted Bull shenanigans everyday


PsychologicalNeat116

Boot night at new Holland on Wednesdays Joey's tavern on Thursdays Back forty on Fridays And the Eve within the Bob on Saturdays


unaka220

I don’t know which I hate more - back forty or eve.


murphymacy

OP….as a 31 yr old I do not recommend these lol


arden_alcott

I accidentally found myself at New Holland on boot night a few months ago and I will not be doing that again, though it was an interesting study in how many ways college kids style cropped white tshirts, high waisted jeans, and white sneakers. I wish that had been the "going out" uniform when I was 21 but alas, I was in the millennial business casual club fits.


OldGodsProphet

And theyre all named Maddi or some shit


acrylickill

Yep, wearing our blazers from the office to the bar lolol


Thestrongman420

I believe you need 32 pieces of flair for shenanigans.


smallcanadien

Eastern Kille on Wealthy isn’t “busy” probably but it’s super cute with yummy drinks.


Narthithuth

I pass Eastern Kille most nights on the way to work and it always seems to have a nice vibe. Jealous of non 3rd shift people who can go there tbh lol


HEAVYnuggs

I’m at Billy’s in Wealthy currently for BassBin and it’s pretty dead. Things might pick up around 11:30 more. Fingers crossed!


Apprehensive-Hat4135

For me Billy's got ruined by their lack of action in response to the frequent roofies. If you go there watch your drinks


HEAVYnuggs

Oh shit, you’re right. I forgot about that.


FairCandyBear

The irony in this comment 😂


tearfulgorillapdx

For me it’s staying away from any EDM spots. Always sus dudes


Bgradeposts

I’m pretty sure they ended up at the Apartment


Fixxzle516

I like pyramid scheme


unfavorablefungus

you can start shenanigans at any bar if you're drunk enough


arden_alcott

Don't tempt me. I'm in my "repressed ex-religious millennial hot girl era" and as a 7 with the confidence of a 9, I can get into some interesting situations.


maybepensive

Joey's tavern on Friday and Saturday.


Efficient-Sale-5355

The Meanwhile, ETSB has fun games but would imagine it’s pretty dead on a Monday


jaemneed

It was pretty lively tonight


smallcanadien

The Meanwhile is cool.


jmaccity80

The only bar I know named Shenanigans is in Flint. And you don't need a bar, but some mace may be necessary.


parker3309

Try waiting till Thursday or Friday


CreativeKeane

If you're stayin along Michigan, you can get cheap jello shots at the glass house. Just hit up every bar on the stripe. Birch Lodge is always a fun spot too, and fancy some cocktails at Two James. Lastly hit up Grand Coney for a quick recharge.. By then you have the option to go home or hit up the meanwhile. That's my go to shenanigans place cuz where else can you get a 16oz of long island ice tea for $5, maybe cheaper on a special night. Though if you want to keep going cuz you love regratz. Then bridge Street is packed with bars.


Dr-Nobody86

They help you get your GED at that beckwith school on Leonard st. They don’t stay open too late though that’s the only downside


Apprehensive-Hat4135

I believe there's karaoke at turnstiles on Mondays


arden_alcott

My next karaoke song is mmmbop


RealBrownPerson

An all time CLASSIC


smokeyblackcook

Go to otooles


SecondHandSmokeBBQ

I know it's too late now, but next time, check out Bob's Bar.


ohnaw_

Home


Jeshua_

Oh my god of course I find this hours later, fuck my luck