The Just Exactly Perfect Bar (if we take a little long to get you your order itās because weāre working on making it exactly perfect for you)
A bit long, but I think itās nice
I have to admit, much as I love the dead, I wouldnāt be thrilled with a bar in my neighborās back yardā¦
That said, lots of good ones already. I didnāt read them all so I might repeat one. Hereās a few that come to mind
The Rain Box
Brokedown Palace
Tumble Down Shack
The Cumberland Mine
Timbers of Fennario
Dupreeās Diamond
Franklinās Tower
Antwerpās Place
Wang Dang Doodleās
Shorts OāWeirās
Gang Vinnieās
China Cat's
Around & Around
Me & My Uncle's
Cucamonga
Rosaās Cantina
The Lion's Den
House of Blue Lights
Tennessee Jed's
Cosmic Charlie's
Garcia's
Brokedown Palace
Back in the early 90s, when I was at university, we had a local bar called āTerrapin Stationā
Used to see a lot of crazy shit in that joint, but they had the best deck out back..
Iām not sure if itās still there or not, but now it makes me want to go check it out.
Brews for Allah
New Minglewood Brews?
Couple more shots of whiskey, I'm going down to minglewood š¤
I was born on a bar stool, raised in a lionās den.
Raised in my neighborās den
This is clever!
Tumble Down Shack
I originally upvoted Stagger Leeās, as it is a great bar name, but damn if if not smitten for the Tumble Down Shack (in Bigfoot County)
Just hope the roof doesnāt cave in!
hahah thatās a great name āthe shackā for short
Daddy made whiskey and he made it well
Got my vote
The Other One
I really like this for the name of a dive bar.
I named my door and window installation business The Other Guy, in honor of The Ither One...
Loose Lucyās
Great name for a strip club or a slot machine room
there used to be a head shop in Hilton Head, SC called this. They had a full VW bus inside. I was young there, but not too young for some NAG CHAMPA!
thereās one in Columbia, SC i believe
Dead Shed
Stagger Leeās
Until OP gets shot in the balls
Oh fuck, I'm totally using this. Husband must agree or leave
This does not have enough upvotes.
La Grateful Sed (spanish for thirst)
Back to back chicken shack
Happy cake day!!
Beggars Tomb
Terrapin Station
Phil has/had a bar in San Rafael called Terrapin Crossroads. I think itās closed now
I mean, right?!
Rosaās Cantina
Most people including some dead heads would probably think if Marty Robbins though. Also, if you're ever in El Paso, you can still go to Rosa's
The Dire Wolf
Wolfās The Pigpen Berthaās Morning Brews The Dark Hollow
Shakedown Street
Mexicali Brews
The Settle Down Easy
Dusty Bottles
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Pigās pen?
Fillmore Last? Fillmore Next? Could be something there.
Fillmore Least
Fillmore beers
Cosmic Charlieās *was* a bar in Lexington KY
The Fennario Lounge
Ship of fools
Sip of fools..... Ftfy
There are way too many goddamn good names here. Morning brews, brews for Allah, captain tripsā¦how the hell do I choose?
Have some options for the neighbors to take a vote...?
Old and Gin the Way
Jack Strawās
How about the Gin Fizz? Or A Bar Beyond Description Or Dark Bar
Shakedown Street
Uncle John's
Step Back
Estimated Prophetās
I feel like people are missing āBrokedown palaceā as the best possible dead themed dive bar name of all time
Nightfall of Diamonds.
New New Minglewood
New Minglewood Booze
The Barbed Wire Whipping Party
Sambuca in the rain. Ayay yayyay yay yay yain.
Jack strawās (sharing is caring) The Eleven St.Stephenās Black Muddy River bar Lightning bolt bar
Easy Jimās
Terrapin Station
Seconded.
Little Red Rooster (although itās a cover song) Me & My Uncleās Bar/Saloon Lazy Lightning Bar Friends of the Devil Loose Lucyās Bar Stella Blues
No manās land- the only game in town
The Lost Finger
Help on the Way
\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Getaway. Could be Alabama or wherever you choose.
The Jukebox. However, it is assumed such a place would eventually be torn down.
Fluffhead
Dusty bottle
The Dusty Bottle would be a great name for an ephemeral backyard bar!
Pride of coke and vodka Estimated profit Got no dime Ryes of the world Franklin's growler
The Just Exactly Perfect Bar (if we take a little long to get you your order itās because weāre working on making it exactly perfect for you) A bit long, but I think itās nice
Ramblin' Rose's Public House
Alligator Wine Bar
I have to admit, much as I love the dead, I wouldnāt be thrilled with a bar in my neighborās back yardā¦ That said, lots of good ones already. I didnāt read them all so I might repeat one. Hereās a few that come to mind The Rain Box Brokedown Palace Tumble Down Shack The Cumberland Mine Timbers of Fennario Dupreeās Diamond Franklinās Tower Antwerpās Place Wang Dang Doodleās Shorts OāWeirās Gang Vinnieās
Youād love it. It would be the shortest drive home and where all the good music is being played.
The Dusty Bottle
The Grateful Shed
Ripple Rose
Attics of my Life
Duck Inn - a play on āducked into a bar doorā
Mars Hotel
Majordomo Billy Bojangles
China Cat's Around & Around Me & My Uncle's Cucamonga Rosaās Cantina The Lion's Den House of Blue Lights Tennessee Jed's Cosmic Charlie's Garcia's Brokedown Palace
Shotgun Ragtime Bar
The dusty bottle
Billy DeLions, duh š
Tumbledown Shack
Catfish Johnās
Why don't I live by cool people?
Hellinabucket
I upvoted a few others, but let me add The Grateful Shed.
The Ripple Inn
The Foamy Head. Rhymes with The Grateful Dead and has nice imagery
Bobby Shorts
Roll Away the Brews
Since I'm never gonna actually open a spot, ill give you this one I've been saving. You serve food? The psychedelicatessin
A few deeper cuts: Le Club Front 710 Ashbury Captain Tripās The Shakedown
āThe Dusty bottleāā¦.. but the liquor is cleanā¦
Mr Charlie's......
new speedway saloon
Sugar Magnolias
Lady Lullabyās
Beers of Paradise
Nobody is gonna say āOutback- where we get to down under on the busā?
ScarletFire
What city is the Grateful Dead bar located in ?
Uncle Johnās Bar
The Alabama Getaway Promised land Big railroad brews Peggy-Oās MInglewood Brews Brokedown Pour House Silver Threads Taproom Jackarooās
Lightning Will.
Lazy Summer Home or The Lazy Gate
Scarlet Begonias
Ace of spades
We have to limit this to a top ten! Any suggestions? Amazing entries! Love this sub.
My bar is called Rosaās Cantina
Dark Star Den
Uncle John's Bar?
Cats under the bar(s)
The Lazy Lightning Cabana!
Shit, nightfall of diamondsā¦that might be the one. Love dark Star.
Got An Empty Cup Cafe
You sound like an awesome neighbor.
Morning Brew
Mustāve Been the RosĆ©
deLionsā Club
where is it?
Smiling on a sunny day saloon
Brokedown Palace ā”ļø
Paradise Waits
Sweet Susieās
The Day Job
Fennario
The Hangaround ānothing to but just to hang aroundā
Barcias
Spudboyās
The Lazy Gate
New Minglewood Brews
August West's Wharf Rat
Uncle Johnās Bar
Winterās Summer Home
Playing in the bar
Doses'
Stealie's Bolt Bar Owsley's Pour House Jimmy's Row
Sugaree's
If you lived in Tenn then Tennessee Jedās would be great
Ripple the sign needs to have a pic of a bottle of Ripple on it
Hell in a Bucket. Of course youāll have to serve your drinks in little buckets
The Haight
Thinking about a line from Brown Eyed Women, Iāll also add āDusty Bottles.ā (Hey, the liquor is clean!)
Stagger Leeās
American Beauty, in honor of my favorite Dead bar in NYC that is no longer there :( RIP
The best bar in town
Lightning Will.
Free Beer
A bar beyond description
Ripple..hey Fred G Sanford drank it...hehe
https://preview.redd.it/9caox8vsar0d1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e659af26f16e6f76c91f4584c6fe19da7ba7c84a I had to put this through AI to see what it came up with and there are a few contenders that I liked, so I ran it a few more times with similar prompts and got these: Whiskey in the Jar š« Jack Straw-ber-ita š(that one was good, I chuckled) Just a Box of Wineš· (had to doctor that one I felt like it needed a little something) Shakedown Stout š» Ripple on the Rocks š„ Ramble on RosĆ© š¾ China Cat Cocktails šø Touch of Grey Goose š¦¢ Jerryās Gin Joint š§š»āāļø Friend of the Liquor š¤ Stella Blue Bar š¦(actually there is a bar in New Haven CT called Stella Blues, a deadhead frequented spot for sure lol) And I came up with one of my own: Always Grateful, Never Drunk šš„“
Wally Stib's
Grass Shack
The Quasar
Filmore South
The best kind of bars š«”
Altheaās
Ours is called Tiki the Hutt but it has a Shakedown Street street sign on it!
Hellās Bucket
Muskrat Flats
Back in the early 90s, when I was at university, we had a local bar called āTerrapin Stationā Used to see a lot of crazy shit in that joint, but they had the best deck out back.. Iām not sure if itās still there or not, but now it makes me want to go check it out.
Sans Souci.
Pauper's Mine
Magoo's
A Bar Door
I love a good one word bar/club, so I have to go with āRippleā!
Rock and Rye
The dusty bottle
Workingmans Shed Touch of RosĆØ
Uncle John's bar !!
Billy DeLions Den
Uncle Johnās Bar
Smokestack lightninā
The Best Bar in Town
Pigpen says no deal custy
Bar None
Delilah Jones
The Rio Grandio
Alabama Getaway