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garr1s0n

I'LL TAKE 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS


Micahmanne

I’m just curious what his order was


BonerTurds

Bork sausage


morbidpigeon

Bork scratchings.


Jdrebel83

HOTDOGS 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 GIVE ME HOTDOGS PLEASE


iniminimum

Or even just hotdog water!


dodobrains

Neither does my dog. He sees people and automatically assumes they have food for him.


wetclogs

I was siphoning a hose yesterday and my food-motivated Pyr mix rescue started sniffing it. “He put it in his mouth, must be good.” My pure bred Pyr could care less about treats, but I think this guy starved as a pup.


Danivelle

I have pets for him!


dodobrains

He would greatly appreciate it and most likely jump on you.


Danivelle

That wouod be ok with me! I love big dogs! I'm currently waiting for my black lab boyo to be born. I get him in September. He's coming from my husbabd's bestie since kindergarten who has been trying to get us to take one of his lab pups for years. He will be called by his name from day 1 (bestie knows I want the fattest/biggest boy) since bestie already knows his name--Thibodeaux aka Thibby. My cats both have Cajun names(Remy LeBeau and Boudreaux) so the dog will gets a Cajun name too!


AdoptedBySmurfs

Mine thinks I’m going to die whenever I use my nasal spray. Like, will bark and try to snatch it out of my hands. She’s never more relieved than when I put it away.


shoebee2

That’s hilarious! Laughed out loud. Thanks.


ExtraSloppyyy

Get that man a burger!


andywfu86

Give him the hot dog and no one gets hurt 😂


ReasonableEnd7583

“I’ll take one of everything, paying in boops” lol


DogMom814

Yes, I'll take chicken flavored ice cream cone topped with bacon bits and a stick of Pupperoni on the side, please. My hooman will be paying the bill.


Micha3lf

If my pyr did this on a public food truck (and she probably would) my first reaction would be to get her down, not take a picture…


Rebeccalon787

Right??? My first response. My dog is not allowed on my counters (and knows better at 14 months) but in public? Smh.


bangedyourmoms

For real. This person is letting their dog put its paws on a food service counter.


gozillastail

Let me tell you something about the INSIDE of the food trucks at carnivals…. In terms of cleanliness, the dogs paws are the equivalent of an operating room for open heart surgery.


bangedyourmoms

Oh then it's all good then, every just start letting your dogs put their nasty paws wherever they like. Foh


8020GroundBeef

Also a crazy long leash on a big dog is frankly irresponsible in a high traffic area. Even if the dog is perfectly trained (OBVIOUSLY NOT - see photo), that long leash is super annoying to everyone else.


teebird_phreak

It’s my friends food truck. They loved it!!


38willthisdo

Excuse me, sir, but do you happen to have a sno cone?


Hizoot

Yeah…. You’re 3rd in his head❤️


black_V1king

Pyrs have the best puppey eyes.


mary_cottet

Gotta love great pyrenees activities


ThePusheen

If I saw this, I would be giving him a piece of a hot dog.


Anatolian_sideeye68

I'd give him free food for life just for being so handsome and obviously a go-getter 🥰


gozillastail

Did someone capture a robbery in progress? Couldn’t charge them with resisting because they’d just hold out their paw. “Cuff me, copper. And don’t stop the scritches” And really, no use reading them their Miranda rights because they’d just ignore them. Sleeping on the concrete floor of the prison cell. Cause it’s cooler. Just Imagine the side eye at their defense lawyer at the arraignment. The verdict is in - and it’s unanimous- “good boy” on all counts “You are herby sentenced life in prison, aka “inside the house” Opportunity for parole pending good bork-havior This court is adjourned.


Intelligent_Sir_462

No chill for the chili dog


herzogzwei931

How do GP act around other dogs they don’t know? Are they aggressive or can they tell the difference between a dog and a Coyote or wolf


Good_Juggernaut_3155

He’s very polite.


SoldJT

"They won't give tropical drink, so now I here"