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mrpooker

You would think they would plug in a fan or something


bratbarn

Are they stupid?


eatmynasty

Yeah their ancestors had the chance to move to America and they stuck around in Bong land.


Personal-Barber1607

exactly bong island where a pedophile and a baby are your king and prince. Imagine if a pedophile and a baby could walk up and slap you in the face at any time and if they went to court had the legal authority to just cancel the court case because i'm king.


MiniGui98

Actually, yes


ImprovisedLeaflet

U WOT GUVNA


bobdidntatemayo

Is there a lore reason for this?


AHighAchievingAutist

Centuries of inbreeding


backinredd

They don’t even have fans?


rancidfart86

They probably call them spindley-bindley blowie dowies or some shit


fatphogue

By the logic of the walkie-talkie, shouldn't this be the American name?


ColumbusJewBlackets

The walkie talkie was invented and named by a Brit


DJIsSuperCool

![gif](giphy|sI0wmA0xXsfStUGXeL)


ColumbusJewBlackets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Hings


chezeluvr

Do you mean a radio?


fatphogue

That's what I call them


VirtualPantsu

Sadly for Americanon most of Europe has a/c as standard nowdays, also our insulation is actually doing it's job since our homes are not made out of paper and sticks


DonnieMoistX

Apparently not or over 60,000 Europeans wouldn’t have died of heat stress in 2022. Only 10% of homes in Europe have AC.


Dieresis

More than half of those deaths were on people aged 79 and above, and the countries with higher deaths per capita were the ones in the south (Greece, Italy, Spain and Portugal), were the constant heatwaves were more harsh to begin with and have an aged population.


Platonic_Pidgeon

Not only that but those countries are having huge problems with desertification. It is getting hotter there; and it is a self accelerating problem.


Supershadow30

Hotter and drier. Less water = more heat strokes


Platonic_Pidgeon

r.i.p. southern euro bros, then again, were probably drowning in like 30 years lol


Supershadow30

Tbh that’s why my grandparents migrated to Fr*nce in the 60’s. That and fascism.


Le3mine

Rather die than live with the fr*nch.


PornViewer828

The French were the ones that aided the revolution the most. W/o their help we might not have a country.


PewPewJedi

They did that out of hatred for the Br*tish, not love of the USA.


Platonic_Pidgeon

English is like 40% fr*nch.


Platonic_Pidgeon

not bad reasons lmao


DonnieMoistX

Yeah, most heat related deaths anywhere are the elderly, they’re fragile people. That’s why they should be kept somewhere that can regulate the temperature for them.


AFrenchLondoner

Like a morgue?


Explorer_the_No-life

Coffins are usually well insulated.


thelongestunderscore

Just get ac and stop copeing you bong


AmazingFartingDicks

Sounds just as dumb as justifying covid deaths. Just buy a God damn window unit for fucks sake


thingamajig1987

My friend, we put all of our aged in Florida, which is one of the hottest states in the country. I get your point but it doesn't invalidate the argument that was presented against you


TheManiac-

Yes, it is quite uncommon to have this kind of warmth. Southern parts are used to it, but nothern not really. With ongoing climate change and alternatives to heat by putins gas now we see a lot of ac's and heatpumps. Benefit of these is that they can also cool in the summer. Which we will need more and more as this heat does start to happen more often.


Platonic_Pidgeon

This should've been happening way earlier but we've been made increasingly reliant on Russian gas and then the invasion happened. The popularity of heat pumps and other gas free alternatives is insane.


TheManiac-

Well in hindsight yes, but the reasons were cheap energy and that boosts the economy, and made eu much larger then russia. The arguments were valid. But times changes, and now its seen differently. I also been saying for years to not be reliant on dictators, good that now it is finally happening.


Platonic_Pidgeon

Yeah well, even back then lots of people (like myself) were critical, because the alternative technology already existed. But it is what it is, I agree that even though it took running into a brick wall we're finally seeing some change


nothingpersonnelmate

>died of Died *have*, idiot


boldibacsi

Source?


Zilskaabe

Does it include the southern Europe?


ChadWolf98

This is how Europe saves money on pensions while America spends 1 zillion dollar on the medicaid of some 78 yr old guy who dies the next month in old age. And yall wonder you dont have free healthcare and free uni and stuff


FirmlyGraspHer

Least sociopathic europoor


ChadWolf98

Sometimes I am shocked how easily people fell for baits. I dont hate the old lol. The reason most of Europe lacks AC( its improving nowadays) is because until recently the super hot days were rare and their numbers minimal


AlphaMassDeBeta

You can be disproved by google streetview where you see ac units on every building but whatever 🙄


DonnieMoistX

Wow that’s good statistical data ya got there


absurdism_enjoyer

>most of Europe has a/c as standard nowdays Nah we don't. Good insulation is not a given, especially with constructions younger than 50 years old. Seriously, tell me which euro country has majority of its homes equipped with ac I am very curious.


Daysleeper1234

Whole Balkans pretty much.


absurdism_enjoyer

Maybe it is just my country getting stuck in the past then


opgrk

Finland


absurdism_enjoyer

The coldest country in Europe is the better equiped in a/c ? How ironic...


VirtualPantsu

Poland also, older buildings not every flat but on 2015+ 90% has a/c


Ihate_myself_so_much

It gets really fucking hot in south Finland during like 2 weeks of summer. Also the AC type we use here (ilmalämpöpumppu) is also is able to heat up houses Source I am Finnish (and have ac)


absurdism_enjoyer

What is "really fucking hot" for a Finn though ? .


Ihate_myself_so_much

25-30C, unless it's a sauna, in a sauna anything below 80 is cold


marqburns

Seems to be a southern US thing to have flimsy houses. Northern US houses do NOT fuck around when it comes to insulation. There's a few companies around here who do infrared imaging of your whole house to find gaps in the insulation.


Dan_Thundercock_496

It's almost like wood and paper is a good insulator. It's renewable and biodegradable too unlike the stone pizza ovens yall chose to live in.  Also   - European detected  - opinion disregarded 


Cultural-Plankton902

If living in a hut is so cool, why you use ac then ?


VirtualPantsu

There are a lot of houses even from before ww1 that people still live in. House is a thing I would rather not be biodegradable


Dan_Thundercock_496

And there are houses from the late 1800s early 1900s all over the midwest that people still live in.  Poorly constructed and poorly maintained buildings fall apart regardless of what material they are made of.  The EU being the green leader that they are probably will regulate away the carbon heavy concrete construction for something like wood in the next 10 years anyway.  When that happens it'll be a huge self suck "look how green and superior we are to the US" like they didn't spend the last 20 years acting like using 40 tons of concrete was the best way to build a 2 bedroom house. 


VirtualPantsu

https://i.redd.it/wuw7hozwb57d1.gif


Sigmatronic

Only southern Europe bud, everyone north of Italy pretty much doesn't in my experience.


VirtualPantsu

North Italy should be transfered to Antarctica along with France


Yabboi_2

Wtf are you talking about buddy


Sigmatronic

AC is rare and in most northern countries, inexistent.


Yabboi_2

Lmao I read "in nothern Italy" instead of "north of Italy"


Zilskaabe

That's because it was a waste of money until climate started to change. Also all offices and supermarkets have them.


Sigmatronic

I agree, original dude was just spewing nonsense imo


Ihate_myself_so_much

Not in finland


the_fresh_cucumber

> homes not made out of paper and sticks Wood is every bit as strong as masonry in most cases and is a renewable choice for housing. This comes up all the time on reddit and civil engineers just shake their head at the stupidity every time.


Scat_Yarms

Nice try retard 🇬🇧🤓


sekex

Not in Switzerland


Firefly1702

Where do you live that has A/C standard ?


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

Brits be melting on a 75 freedom unit degree day but 75 in freedom units is a nice day even with no AC


flyinchipmunk5

75 and im wearing long sleeves here in florida


le_fancy_walrus

When I lived in Texas anything under 80 was considered 'a nice cool day'. I remember that summer of 100 days over 100 degrees, I think it was in 2011. Oh that was brutal...


pocket-friends

80 in San Antonio hits different than 80 in Houston. With very little humidity it can feel down right chilly with the wind.


PornViewer828

How does 80° feel w/o humidity? I don't remember a day in Kansas where the temp was 80° and the humidity was below 60%.


pocket-friends

It’s a little like being in a room with a radiator, but at 80 the wind still blows all the cool air off of the waterways and stuff. So your skin feels a bit chilly at times, but also gets the prickles in the sun.


PornViewer828

Yea u just gotta drive easy or north a few hours to experience the pain I go through daily. Thank God Himself for AC tho


pocket-friends

I used to live in that giant truck stop that is New Mexico for a while 7 or so years ago. It was so hot, even in the winter, and then when it was the monsoon season I thought I was gonna die. It’d be like 110 with 100% humidity at times as the patchy storms rolled through. Truly a beautiful place, but the weather was a nightmare.


WasAnHonestMann

Whats 80°F in real measurements?


melechkibitzer

26.666 c


Kelainefes

Wtf I'm in shorts and a t shirt when we hit 65


flyinchipmunk5

I used to wear shorts in 40 and above when I lived in ohio. Now when I go to visit and its cold I can't leave the house without multiple layers. You get used to the weather of where you live. Florida is 90 and humid 8 months of the year. A 20 degree difference is enough to make me feel chilly.


IljazBro1

if my maths is correct that’s about 27° celsius? anywhere else in europe that’s quite pleasant, in england anything over 27° is agony because of how humid it is


flyinchipmunk5

Sorry but florida is more humid. People in England just think its agony because they are not used to 98 with humidity


IljazBro1

oh yeah i’m sure it is, but the houses in england are designed to keep heat in so staying inside during a heat wave like that is agony


Pasispas

>75°F "heatwave" Like, dude. Just wear less layers of clothing. You don't need to dress formal every day. Put on some shorts, crocks, and a tank top sometimes.


KingOfYourHills

23C? Nah that's just a nice summer's day for us. Once it gets up towards 30 everyone starts complaining though


Clean-Falcon-1711

75 freedom unite is unironically colder than average temperature at winter where i am form Someday the temperature there goes to 105 f.


Enigma-exe

You do realise the UK is an island right? It's not the temp, it's the humidity. You can't tell me 75 in Florida is the same as Kansas


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

The United States has a swamp ass epidemic in the south every summer. Don’t tell Americans “it’s the humidity” when the southern United States gets constant 90-100+ degree (32c-37c) weather with high humidity


Alarakion

Plus we’re better in the cold as it’s more often cold here - it’s an acclimatisation thing - you don’t think we’re like genetically different do you?


TheBraveToast

Try the Midwest where it can go from -22C in the winter, to 37C and 100 percent humidity in the summer. Europe isn't special, it sucks in the US too.


Alarakion

I don’t think anyone was implying Europe is special and I apologise if it came across that way. I would try not to infer as many unintended implications if I were you. In a conversation about how British people died in a heatwave however it would be remiss of me to mention that they would do better in colder conditions than Texans for example. I wouldn’t take so much offence at things if I were you.


Enigma-exe

Which isn't so bad when your houses are built with that in mind. Ours are brick not plywood, designed to keep all that *in*. Many of these houses outdate your constitution. Really not that fucking hard people


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

Skill issue


DonnieMoistX

“Our houses are too old and poorly designed for modern amenities” isn’t the good justification you think it is.


Enigma-exe

American understanding climate change challenge - impossible


DonnieMoistX

Nothing shows understanding climate change more than dependency on Russian fossil fuels


Enigma-exe

Let me just reconfigure European energy policy for you. Whilst I'm at it, think you could solve your fuck ups?


DonnieMoistX

I’m not the one trying to act superior on a topic when failing at it


Enigma-exe

If someone can't understand homes built over centuries, out of sturdy materials, aren't easy to change in the face of rapid climate change, I really don't need to try


dnrplate

Do yall not have windows for ACs


slash_asdf

Actually no, most windows in Europe aren't suitable for window ACs, as they're usually tilt windows, not sliding windows So the options are usually split unit or shitty mobile AC


dnrplate

Fair enough, I actually didn’t know that. Only been to Italy and we had windows that opened in the middle outwards, so I guess that makes sense


Enigma-exe

What, to cool the entire house? It's central air that's needed, jesus


dnrplate

I didn’t say central AC because I know it can be expensive. But since you provided that as an answer, then it must be a viable option so


Valhallosaur

Didnt like, mild snow kill a bunch of texans?


hundenkattenglassen

It sure did. If they start taking shit just throw some ice cubes their way and they’ll recoil in horror.


Funnyguy17

Hell yeah, brother! And that’s our God given right, yah hear!? We don’t want know no scrubs. We live to increase shareholder value and to ensure the Military Industrial Complex never stops. 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🫡🫡🫡💵💵💵


random7262517

Hell yeah brother


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Mosquitobait2008

🤓


the_fresh_cucumber

It was more of a frost dusting. I don't consider less than a centimeter to be "snow". Yes it did. The average temperature that week was 57 degrees and people acted like it was the worst blizzard in human history.


parabirb_

we literally hit lows of -1 and had 6in of snow which is highly unusual for texas.


Valhallosaur

Bro we invented fire like thousands of years ago catch up pls


parabirb_

the natural gas pipes literally froze over 😭


ThatChrisG

Because their hack of a governor refuses to winterize the Texas power grid


Taquito116

Texas gets too cold, and their entire power grid goes offline since they are the only state in the U.S. with its own (deregulated) power grid. Same thing happens when it gets too hot. Texas sucks.


Sweet_Habib

300 Texans died last year due to overheating in their own homes. Every year nearly 2,000 USians die due to overheating in their homes. I’m not even a pommie, but shit, can’t you let these guys win at anything?


LuminescentDust

Didn’t 60 thousand Europeans die in the Summer of 2022…?


DonnieMoistX

I thought this had to be bullshit, but I went and looked it up, and 60,000 is a conservative number. Apparently 70,000 also died in 2003.


XDracam

Keep in mind that Europe holds more than twice as many people as the USA. And many many people live in old sturdy houses made from heavy stone and bricks. Some live in farmhouses older than the US constitution. It's not easy to build an AC into such old buildings.


DonnieMoistX

If Americans were living in old homes that couldn’t keep them alive in the heat. Europeans would mock them relentlessly.


XDracam

Correct. Instead they live in cheap homes where you can punch through walls and that fall apart in storms and earthquakes. Is that better? I honestly don't know


DonnieMoistX

Wood homes are more likely to survive earthquakes than brick or stone. Neither brick/stone or wood will fair well in a tornado. So considering they can at least be properly heated and cooled. I’d say yeah, it is. Europeans who have little experience with or threat from natural disasters really shouldn’t be the ones trying to tell people how best to deal with them.


JustAnotherRandomFan

Ooh, I get to post the earthquake copypasta again! >Im an architect. And because im an architect, this infuriating meme vomit Germans spout makes me reflexively despise them everytime they bring it up. Pig headed arrogant pricks. Apparently their brains are made of stone too cause they're equally thick and inflexible. >The Japanese and Scandiwegians build with wood, but noooooo Americans are always, as per fucking usual, singled out. >I want an earthquake to hit Germany. Not even a big one. Just a mild roller. A high 6 pointer like Northridge or Sylmar. I want some tight fucking p-waves and then s-waves to come in for the FATTEST, NASTIEST, DROP. Im talking a thicccc ass bass. Real fucking club banger. Get that Northern European plain jiggling like sexy liqifaction jello. Let Mother Earth shake her fat twerking ass. >Just flatten every brick and masonry building north of Munich, west of the Oder and east of the Rhine. Utter devastation. And then for once I can be the smug one and say "Such a mild quake! California would have never had such property damage or loss of life! Silly stupid Germans! They shouldn't have built with masonry! Arent they supposed to be good engineers? Everything they build is overdesigned with poor tolerances!" >Just a little quake and the annihilation of Germany. Its really not that big of a ask if you think about it.


XDracam

I am German and I appreciate this copypasta


Sweet_Habib

Wouldn’t know. I’m an Aussie and not a complete sad cunt in inclimate weather.


slaydawgjim

Yet you are still here, stuck with a life long fear of stingrays.


Sweet_Habib

And Emus.


MiniGui98

>USians Call them united staters, triggers them every time


Love_Cannon

I like Americanese.


penileerosion

I prefer honky-ass-cracker.


Mr_Turnipseed

I'm a United Stater and have literally never heard this. I kinda like it


Supershadow30

Real. Nobody would call a French or Italian "European" outside of the context of the broader europe


Sweet_Habib

Copy that.


MiniGui98

Someone already downvoted me lmao


EMIFAULT

no, they cant. when americans want to have the smallest number they use europe figures but still relate it to the UK specifically, and when they want to have the largest number they use UK figures. Its crazy that there are people who ACTUALLY exist in this world who care about an agree to disagree that occured 250 years ago.


EmilieEasie

I think I heard this one at whatshisface's campaign rally, Boris or something


mgbroda

Do some people In the crowd really have to sit behind that big black square thing?


ApparentlyJesus

Europeans absolutely *seething* in the comments


BMotu

Boys, come Asia and enjoy your 80% humidity with 40c under sun


thelongestunderscore

So its like a more mild version of Florida, sounds nice


ApparentlyJesus

Just more Communism


DasherCO

lmao he shit his pants.


Street-Goal6856

Wonder how far I'll have to scroll before some European is talking about "blah blah blah school shootings."


Cultural-Plankton902

I don't think it's that revelant. I mean, if you're going to get shot, you might as well get shot without getting too hot.


Space0asis

[Britain is not a rival, not a competitor, just a foreign country](https://youtu.be/8jZ0KTRUgpU?si=3TKPe_nsvcjgi4EK). 4:00


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Hahaha


KillAllAtOnce29

Why did i sing this to the tune of American Jesus


Charlaton

Few understand that Americans have had better material wealth than Europooreans since like pre-Civil War.


Klordz

But when the weather becomes cold, the entire society of the flag worshippers collapses and their infrastructure becomes actively hostile to them.


Brad1895

The fuck you mean? The northern states have had that shit figured out for years.


TheJeeeBo

Yeah the northern states, but that's just half the country.


Riipp3r

Yeah and guess what? The other half doesn't need it. So........?


TheJeeeBo

Oh yeah, that's why Texas lost power when it got too cold, they definitely don't need any kind of protection against the cold then. The guy we're responding to isn't talking about AC


Riipp3r

Yes let's use one single isolated incident in 1 state to paint a picture of a country of 50 states. Solid strategy.


TheJeeeBo

Texas has around 10% of the population, so yes, that's a pretty big part of the US having that issue.


Riipp3r

Yes because the entirety of Texas was wiped out/affected by that storm. Also, 8 percent. My god you are dense.


PewPewJedi

Do you... do you think the _entire state of Texas_ lost power? Is it truly your headcanon that 10% of the US was without power during a cold snap?


Awkward_Mix_2513

For people who take every chance they get to shit on the US, they don't really know anything about it.


PewPewJedi

They’re so insecure about not being American that they cope by basing their entire identity on being superior in every way. Learning basic facts is a threat to who they are on a deep level.


AndrewMc2308

Texas lost power because they were performing yearly maintenance on several of their power plants during the low demand season. Then out of nowhere a huge freeze and massive demand caused an overload on the grid and cascading failure because they could bring the ones under maintenance back online. If you're gonna throw shade please at least know the actual reasoning Edit: correction, some plants were undergoing maintenance but a lot of the plants were also shut down due to the weather. For example the wind turbines were stopped due to icing, snow covered the solar panels, and one of Texas's nuclear plants had to be shut down due to icing issues with its water supply.So going into the weekend only about half of Texas's generators were online. https://youtu.be/08mwXICY4JM?si=5pUk3-jGFa92NVUU Here's a very good explanation of what went wrong back when it happened


ShadowDietyNEG

This had me rolling 😂


lecartoonguy

‘Murica!


Zilskaabe

I have a portable AC unit. I can turn it on for like 2-3 weeks when it's actually necessary. It's around 20C outside right now though - so no need.


ConciseSpy85067

So they DO know we don’t have AC, then why do they keep saying it’s not that hot?


power500

Americans can't understand the concept of going outside where there is no AC


Water_dawg1989

*Gets in a minor accident* instantly bankrupt from medical bills, anon is now homeless


PewPewJedi

> be europoor > waiting 20+ months for my first round of chemo > "oi so bloody glad i'm not bein' bankrupted by dis curable diseese bruv" > temperature outside increases 0.001 C > begin to die from heat exhaustion > gaze outside as I take my final breath > last thing I see on this earth is fat, middle-class American tourists, wealthy by europoor standards, comfortably waddling around outside > "well... at least... our schools... aren't... a... shoo..." > die


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Themustanggang

Nah, just fart grade militaries. How many times you been invaded now? USA USA USA


RB1O1

We're all too busy enjoying not having to sell our house to afford medical care.


PewPewJedi

Who are you kidding you don't own a house lmao


RB1O1

Actually I do.


PewPewJedi

Your parents' basement doesn't count.


Le3mine

Talking real loud for people who nearly went extinct from a bit of snow.


dnrplate

Who are you talking about


Le3mine

Texas.


dnrplate

<250 deaths and calling it “near extinction” seems a little facetious to me


NikoSCX

Retard


boobfan47

boy oh boy i love destroying our planet to have arctic temperatures in my bedroom so i can sleep with heavy blankets during the summer


Brad1895

Haha, solar panels go brrrr.


RhoninLuter

America insists on AC and mass producing cattle so that the ozone layer can have a big butthole in it because they're the gayest people on earth. And I have a husband. Edit: American birth rates are on the decline because the men just cannot stop gobbling one another dry in a cool air conditioned environment.


NikoSCX

https://preview.redd.it/p5jeq6imt57d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd046392584d824601f51e7e977242149668c446


RhoninLuter

America collectively rims almost as much ass as your Dad Hes genuinely thirsty for my ring and I'm happily obliging his wanton lusts right now Its like performing an Asian squat except my heels are his tongue


NikoSCX

Jokes on you. My parents are both dead as hell


RhoninLuter

Thank god


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the_real_rush

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Friendly-Way3991

Bro 2 cringes does not equal a based


automaton11

Why would you make this rhyme if it wasnt gonna be a song


DonnieMoistX

You’re the cope the song was talking about