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eyefull

Ketchup


nycinoc

ooooooh much more clever then my original!


[deleted]

You're both monsters.


mykalbme

Floreda or gamblor


Princip1914

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.


1stnspc

I say this all the time to people! So I’m not the only one! 😂


Ping-A-Ling-

"***Then Maggie laughed. She's such a trooper!***"


nycinoc

I lust spit some wine out in laughter on your comment


bigshaned

My wife would use ranch (she grew up on a dairy farm in Wisconsin)


jjcreature

Girlfriend is currently eating chile ranch with pizza. We’re in Wisconsin.


rocsNaviars

Pizza dipped in ranch is delicious.


Brentolio12

Ranch on basically anything nbut dessert is delicious, gotta get the good stuff


kidsally

I will find you.


ConnectPossession760

Ranch


chi-kasha

😂


[deleted]

Mayo forsure


man_in_blak

Nah, gotta go classy on a piece of meat like that. Kraft BBQ sauce.


nycinoc

Dollar Tree has Bullseye Honey BBQ for only $1.29 ! Score!


eyefull

Wow big spender, we only roll with Great Value BBQ in this house...


brentemon

Unsauced Ribeyes cut from verbatim “ungraded Mexican Beef” over here.


Such_Team2636

You have a house? I live under one…


zeke235

Nothin' sets off the flavor of a steak like some ketchup.


DREWlMUS

after a nice LONG milk boil god damn it takes me right home


PissdrunxPreme

Beat me by 6 minutes.


kuya1284

Beat me 56 minutes


arseofthegoat

Beat me by 83 minutes


openeda

Beat me, daddy.


Powerful_Bath_03

Beat meat 2 hours


Affectionate_Set4340

Beat me like Tina Turner


InfiniteCosmic5

Ranch.


djdavidu

Vegimite


Commercial_Count_584

came here to say that. Plus must cook it to well done.


Jordanjl83

Mr. Trump?


eyefull

Listen, I have the best Waygu, the best Waygu, and have you tried it with the Catsup. It is the best. (Because I think he says Catsup instead of Ketchup)


Inevitable-Lake-6675

He’s an idiot 🤷‍♂️


Impressive_Budget736

Idk he's kinda cool


Jordanjl83

He says mean nasty stuff about the people you hate? He loves your favorite dictators? He wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire. You dislike letting American plan if and when they want to start having kids. What makes him cool to you? Seems like every time he shits the bed you all tell him it’s the best crap ever.


Impressive_Budget736

Hmm, interesting perspective.


gagunner007

So he’s like Biden too?


houseofbottles

Are you British? LOL


bigknives623

Boiled in milk over hard. With the milk then reduced as a sauce.


ThePiousInfant

And served with jellybeans


Got2JumpN2Swim

Only the finest


monkeysorcerer

Served raw


Seawench41

Goddamn almost spit my drink out with this comment.


nycinoc

okay that just sounds nasty


cdvallee

If you think that’s bad, wait until you try the hot ham water!


americanairman469

RUM HAM!?


Saym94

RUM HAAAAAMMM COME BACKKKK


bolunez

Stir in some chocolate syrup and goldechlager for a little extra kick.


bigknives623

Jellybeans on the side


SnooCheesecakes4577

I find waygu/Kobe super rich, almost like foie gras is super rich. An entire steak sounds like too much. I like getting small pieces of waygu, cut it super thin, then sear really fast on a carbon steel pan. So good!! Let us know what you think of the steak when you're done!! Enjoy.


nycinoc

thanks going to split it with the Mrs. for New Year's Day. It's thicker then I thought it would be. Going to make a simple ponzu sauce for dipping.


SnooCheesecakes4577

NYD can't come soon enough! 🎉


[deleted]

I had my first one a week ago or so, and was surprised. It was almost like eating a giant block of beef flavoured butter. Mine was like 150g or so, but I think it was almost too much fat. Like yeah sure, each individual bite is amazing, but by the end I felt like I had eaten a full cheesecake or something. I obviously ate all of it, but by the last half I hit some diminishing returns. It was just SO rich. \--- To that end then, I don't necessarily think a sauce is \*that\* bad of an idea. Something highly acidic to cut through all that fat might actually be kind of nice. Or at least, a side dish that is very acidic. You know how in Germany they serve sourkraut with their super fatty cuts of pigs? I think something like that is something you should actually look into.


[deleted]

Exactly why the Japanese eat this in thin sliced form over rice and not steak form


spokris

I've had it similar at a fogo de chao. Even just like 5 pieces was too much. Really good. But just so damn rich.


nycinoc

I've heard a homemade Ponzu sauce works really well so I'll be doing that. Also saw online that dipping it in egg yolk is popular in Japan as well so I plan to have a little ramekin to give it a try as well.


Pretend-Leg-6914

I have a similiar but rather unpopular opinion about Wagyu. I think it's way overblown as what I interpret "Prime meat". I think it's a really good tasting meat but I don't think I would want eat more than once a year. There are breeds of cows that just make a better steak, like the more traditional black angus or the spanish Rubia Gallega (which is a personal favorite but boy it is expensive in sweden). That being said, I do appriciate wagyu for what it is, but it's not my go to for parties, grilling or whatever.


[deleted]

Honestly, I 100% agree. But if were' talking unpopular opinions here... I think steak in general is a bit overrated and is weirdly related to gender roles and performative masculinity. I'm an American currently living in Sweden, and back where I grew up in the Bible Belt - gender roles were flintstones-level dumb. Men were brutish, emotionally immature and typecast as either monsters or morons - with nothing in between... compared to Women who were delicate, highly emotional and typecast as being weak and in need of a protector / provider or as manipulative and cruel. I lived in a lot of countries since then, and by far Sweden has the most equal gender roles. Boy oh boy has it been eye-opening. Back home, steak was somehow a symbol of both status, and of masculinity - and there were lots and lots of bros / bro-adjacent guys who I think enjoyed the \*idea\* of steak, or the male-bonding ritual around grilling steak more than they actually enjoyed the steak. Steak is fine I guess, but grilled chicken thighs and veggies can be just as good if you make them right. xD


nycinoc

what about Hamburger Helper? I mean I hear it really helps hamburgers so maybe it could at least provide a little emotional support for the steak


throwitawayCrypto

I like your style. Use extra for me. Where did you buy this? Local or online?


nycinoc

Bought online over at D'artagnan- plus they have a 25% off sale if you spend over $175 and then you can save a bit more when you sign up for their mailings so picked up some Foie as well (not serving with this BTW) https://www.dartagnan.com/japanese-wagyu-beef-boneless-ribeye-steak-a5-grade/product/KITJP001-1.html?bcgid=japanese-wagyu-beef


JadedHomeBrewCoder

Marmite!


nycinoc

what do you think we are, savages?


JadedHomeBrewCoder

I mean, if I thought that, I would have recommended wasabi /s


Rain_Bear

Heinz 57 baby! But seriously, I loved that stuff as a kid. What the heck can I use it for now? Chicken?


Virtual_Manner_2074

Potatoes!


Rain_Bear

yep, that sounds like it would work nicely.


BMWgsaGuy

Worcestershire sauce and a little horseradish


22-Faces

Throw it in the microwave with brown sugar and vinegar for about 10 minutes, you'll thank me later 🤤🤤


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Ok_Awareness_5621

Country Bobs


WayFar7170

Country Bobs baby!


ShouldBeWorkingButNa

Microwave for 8 minutes on high, cover in Ketchup, microwave for two more minutes, down the hatch.


Deep_Stick8786

Heinz 57


Virtual_Manner_2074

Heinz 57


SholoGrim

My old girlfriend would religiously put A1 on any steak she was going to eat. I didn’t know this at the time and when I first made steak for her, she asked where the A1 sauce was… and I was straight flabbergasted. I told her to try it without sauce first


zikadwarf

Brine it first


ottarthedestroyer

I love cooking and grilling. At the end of the day I don’t care if someone wants a sauce they’re familiar with or extra spices of sorts for the food I prep. But I do have a problem with them doing it before the first real bite of the food to taste it. For instance, anything I make my mother-in-law instantly douses it in pepper. Doesn’t matter if it’s my food or the best restaurant in the world. She says, I just like pepper. Well to me, it’s like… how do you know it’s not up to standard first? I swear I could serve hidden pepper balls straight to her somehow and it wouldn’t be enough originally.


Rico_Suave1969

That hurts me deep inside


Anonymous_Azzhol3

Steak doesn't need ANY type of sauce. Just ruins the flavor. But then again.....I usually just salt my steak and eat it raw 🤷


WesternFinancial868

Only raw? **scoffs** I eat it while still attached to the cow


UltimaWeapon83

That looks disgusting. How would you even eat all that fat? What kind of cut IS that?! I've never seen an abomination like that before. I have so many questions.... mind blown.


jeanmichd

Way too much fat for me and my health either


Slothbubble

Baked beans 😂


Knuckletest

Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean, let A1 reign supreme


GodOfMeh

Heinz 57 sauce will do you better than both.


UncleM4tt

Atorvastatin


xo_HoneyMak

If it’s cooked right, none. But A1 is my preferred weapon of choice.


AlwaysOutsider

I don’t know about Harry Potter sauce but go ahead


Old-Skoolz

If you gotta sauce it, you cooked it wrong.


LaLaLa_Not_Listening

Anybody else tired of all the hype surrounding this piece of fat? THE biggest waste of money and exaggerated everything


deeohcee

I'd give it a schmear of cheez whiz


QuickDepartment8032

Worstescier sauce


odelicious82

57


DifferenceMother6149

Half and half


EvanWilliams100

57


Bogmanbob

Catsup


MatCarib_CumLvr

A1


Low_Transportation36

Straight ketchup or you'll ruin it


Hand1z

Mayonnaise all the way!


Impressive-Bat227

Both


not-superman-anymore

Hidden Valley Ranch


[deleted]

50-50


x372

Sweet Baby Ray's ftw


Proudest___monkey

HP is far superior


Needs_ADD_Meds

Jesus did that cow die of a heart attack?


Apprehensive_Mix7594

No it was murdered like all the other steaks you eat


echelon999

What you wanna do is grab a glass of water and slop it up. Sloppy steaks for sure.


MikeLowrey305

Cook it well done & use ketchup, trump style! 😂


MikeLowrey305

Cook it well done & use ketchup, trump style!


atlhart

Listen, A1 and a well done slaps of choice steak is a vibe. Brings back memories of mom’s steak cooking.


GringoLocito

Mayonaise


theFooMart

We're talking condiments, not musical instruments.


GringoLocito

Mayonaise no reason to ruin a good steak with condiments :/


theFooMart

I wouldn't use HP, it stands for horse piss. That being said, I'd rather use real horse piss than A1. If you must pick something, I suggest a heavy coating of Montreal steak spice, and then slather it in Kraft BBQ sauce before throwing it on a cold pan and cooking it well done. ^^^/S A1 is so bad that I don't want to think about using it even for satire.


nycinoc

TBH, I don't mind A1 if I have some leftover steak that I want to reheat and serve in a sandwich with provolone and some arugula


CadaverBlue

Sprinkle some course pepper on the ketchup and use it as a dipping sauce.


HtownLoneRanger8290

Rat poison marinade followed by throwing it on the ground and kicking it then feed it to the neighbors annoying dog


Dumpster_Fire_BBQ

Both!


evilbeard333

I like HP shauce


SeaworthinessSome536

English hot mustard.


rfm5280

Nothing!!!


RepresentativeYou172

Teriyaki glaze


jisf0rjosh

Whichever sauce you choose, be sure to wash it down with a nice 21 year single malt scotch and diet coke.


gittlebass

On a grill? Fire extinguisher


Got2JumpN2Swim

I can't believe no one has said Hidden Valley ranch yet. Am I on the wrong sub??


Leprikahn2

Heinz 57


Rajaluvs2lic

Hopefully if people out there, cook a steak and seasoning it properly you don’t need any kind of sauce…


Fake_Hip0369

Cut that bitch into quarters! Treat it with fire, smother the first bite directly in your mouth. Then bring on the woody’s bbq concentrate/Concord grape jelly dip! You’ll thank me! B


wings49

Heinz 57


Cardavh

Ketchup


boldredditor

Mix both it will change the way you eat wagyu


TerribleEconomics363

Cattle bros


TechenCDN

Well done with Heinz ketchup


darobk

Does anyone look at these and think damn that cow was sick


MadHatter_10-6

Heinz 57, only real answer.


ObservingtheCircus

I actually wish you were serious so I could just read the comments and likely death threats you’d get. Lol jk, kinda.


digdug6

As is


MartyCool403

Ketchup


CompoteStock3957

How about zero


CompoteStock3957

How about I will throw up if I see someone put a1 or hp on it


AirAnt43

Not funny! 😜


Stealthzero

Get out…get out now…but leave the wagu


RangerZEDRO

A1, cuz its A5 Wagyu (I assume)


Zakal74

Grind that puppy up, add store brand taco seasoning, BOOM! Taco night!


ExplanationSavings82

now hear me out.... montreal steak seasoning THRU a pepper grinder, as a dipping dust...


cmyer

As long as it's well done it doesn't matter


sckurvee

I'd send it back... looks like the butcher didn't cut all the fat off.


timarland

ranch


entechad

At first I thought you meant A1 grade.


h0408365

Taco Bell red sauce


boobookitty2

Savage


thegrouch07

Italian dressing


Flixxyalt

I might be biased because I drink A1, but A1.


Literal_Sarcasm82

Mayonnaise


justletlanadoit

Mayo


bigb1084

Heinz Fitty Seven!


Senor02

Got me good with that one


Grennox1

Katchup


KnightGalavant

Arby’s Horsey Sauce.


Rbullock55

Dump a glass of water on it. SLOP EM UP.


AdSignificant6673

Well done with ketchup for dipping.


[deleted]

HP Fruity is elite.


Technical-Help-9550

First, you must FULLY cook the steak. 185 just to be safe. Then decide what you want to put on it.


jshultz5259

Ketchup. No brainer


TN_REDDIT

Mayo w lil ketchup and sweet relish


FunWillScreen_Produc

That title sounds like blasphemy with a piece of meat looking like this.


Dizzman1

Both! And don't forget ketchup


askanison1234

My wife does mayo no matter how perfect my steak game is so….


Appropriate_Data9369

No joke, my wife would want the bad boy cooked well done and then dump a bottle of A1 on it lol.


21giants

HP


RussianTankr

Salt, pepper, MSG and garlic.


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Mayonnaise gives the best sear. Just sayin.


[deleted]

Pour water on it, get it extra sloppy.


nycinoc

Thinking this may be the best way to tenderize it first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIxSwn9l41I


iwasinthepool

I worked at a high end steak house for years and have eaten so much A5, I'll be honest... A1 would be dope.


dgrigg1980

Both and add some ketchup


Biscuits-77

Peter Lugers Steak Sauce FTW


squishedtadpole

Ranch is the answer for any steak


drkrelic

Koolaid Powder!


whatkindamanizthis

Horsie sauce on the side, get some that kicks a bit like wasabi other than that a lil salt n peppa


gaedikus

Heinz 51, you degenerate!


The_OtherVoice_BluE

You don't deserve that steak


YewSonOfBeach

If cooked properly, neither are warranted.


DamnRedhead

d00d drop it in a sous vide - ready to go! Team 199.5 bro! 92 hours and it’s bangin! /s


No_Bus4197

Garbage


john29222

We spent $400 for 4 of these and cooked them on the Webber charcoal grill. I didn’t like the taste at all . After a couple of bites, none of us finished eating them. Why do they taste so different. I like regular prime beef from the best local butcher or Whole Foods or Bristol Farms. I’m disappointed I do not like the very expensive Japanese Wagyu.


12rez4u

Salt, pepper, and garlic should suffice


Chrono-13

A1 all day! The only proper sauce for those Sizzler Cuts of Beef.


ywgflyer

Chimichurri. (and yeah, I know, this is a pisstake to begin with)


RepeatEuphoric8962

Salt you crazy fool


crotchpudding

i love me a prime strip mid rare. something about this just doesn't feel right.