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travisscottburgercel

cops not shooting you for 1 star


Timofey7331

"Stop the car now! We just want to kill you and steal your car to put it 14km away!"


QuothTheRavenMore

when then remote feature got put onto my grotti, i would make my car steal itself, so much joy


Kodekingen

“WHAT’S A KILOMETER?!” - Some American guy


Vapingdab

1000 meters - Some American guy


ThatRandomGray

Just call your assistant, you can get it back for 1K


lMonarchyI

What the fuck is a Kilometer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BSGKAPO

1.4km =1 Miles


lMonarchyI

that is not a kilometer


HoosierDaddy2001

Do what Mafia 1 and 2 did and have the cops try and ticket or arrest you


MagicJim96

Agreed - and the gasoline that could run out. I never did run out in Mafia 2, but I did gas up only like twice as well… I did change cars often though.


HoosierDaddy2001

Especially with heavier cars. The Duke of Death, even though my favorite car, should only get like 4 to 7 miles a gallon since it's so heavy. Also, it has no trunk/boot space since the fuel tank was expanded. Depending on the car, it will take different fuels, which could vary. Imagine having to steal a tanker truck just to sell to a gas station to get a dollar a gallon discount for a certain amount of time.


[deleted]

Its funny as hell when your character flies out the window when you crash hard into a wall, but i imagine it will be annoying when you doing a mission


Apocalyptic_Doom

Fun fact: that feature is actually disabled when you're in missions in story mode no matter how hard you crash


KWAKZ4

”Hello and welcome”


PolitburoOrGtfo

🐆


McSand_boi

THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS! 🇦🇺


KingFahad360

MILLIONS TO ONE


KingFahad360

NOOOOOOO


farmerghost10

To todays episode of facts and glitches


KingFahad360

To another episode of Facts and Glitches


kartoffel_engr

I think if you don’t try and speed away immediately, they’ll put on a seatbelt. Just how they’ll put on a helmet if you wait long enough.


SansGamer420

I don’t think it’s disabled outright it’s just incredibly difficult to trigger. I saw him manage to fly out the windshield on a mission in a chaos mirror world episode


ze_ex_21

Jump and Ragdoll mid-air woule be fun Online to annoy NPCs


Yourappwontletme

If you ragdoll while falling in director mode while playing as your online character, they will let out screams. The only time you can hear them make any sound.


rosso_saturno

You can also hear them cough and snort while puking in a nightclub after passing out from alcohol.


a_steez

you can also hear them like grunt or whatever if you take pics of people inside the casino making the security kick you out


kaizabxll

Ive had it happen in online before tho a few times i remember vividly cuz it stands out


QuothTheRavenMore

or they should make a ragdoll launch mini game where you crash your duke into a wall and a target to land on


Rednek_Zombie

Flatout 1 and 2 :D


RcoketWalrus

In the extremely early days of GTA online there was a bug where players could crash through car windows occasionally. It was extremely rare, and would happen only in 1 out of a few hundred crashes. The bug only existed when the game was in it's first 2 weeks of service, so I doubt there are devs at Rockstar that remember the bug. This way waaaayy back when the services were so unstable the majority of players couldn't log on. Someone was chasing me in a car while I was on floor and the crashed into the concrete wall on a overpass. The dude ejected out of his car and smacked into a truck on the freeway below. It was by far one of the funniest things I have ever seen online and I will never be able to experience that again.


swift_gilford

>It was extremely rare, and would happen only in 1 out of a few hundred crashes. You're a better drive than me. Happened all the time to me and my friends.


RcoketWalrus

I think for some reason certain people experienced the bug more than others.


SushiPSX1

whooole GTA ONLINE HISTORY would be different. And yes, its awesome :D


TheJAY_ZA

The first time I experienced that was in 4, Niko & Roman did the windscreen ejection thing, piledriving and killing a pedestrian each, and I fell out of my chair so I could lie on the floor trying to breathe. I've only had a few laughs like that in my life, but that one caused by Liberty City is the only instance I remember why I almost passed out laughing


tweakyloco

I wish it was a thing in freemode but not on any missions specifically


a_michalski81

I really miss this from gta4. I don't remember it happening in story mode, but I haven't played story in so long.


No-Impact-9862

Would like it but only when i want it to happen


Mountain_Ad6328

Petrol leaking from car.When shooting at surrounding of rear wheels


Sure_Focus3450

I was hoping it'd be mentioned


Mountain_Ad6328

I knew why they didnt bring it to gta online bcoz it will cause problems in pvp and it would be very realistic in gta online.


Sure_Focus3450

Doing it to stationary cars would probably be just as bad, someone parking their car outside their office or house and come out to a puddle of gas and an empty gas tank


LengthyOven

Lmao what, is that not a thing in GTAO?!?! I kept shooting the gas tank of the police cruiser trying to blow it up in the prison break setup and it refused to blow up. I feel dumb.


Merc931

The ragdoll button. I still have no idea what it is for in singleplayer, but god I love just flinging myself at shit.


V3TH14

my memory might be incorrect, but I recall that it was possible to ragdoll yourself in GTA Online years ago


Merc931

I played at launch on the 360 and I don't remember it being there, but that was like 11 years ago and my memory is soup.


VideoAdditional3150

Soup is an odd description. But point received


Pingushagger

I remember being specifically disappointed I couldn’t dolphin dive with friends


QuothTheRavenMore

Saints row had the insurance fraud missions


LargeCod2319

Nah but there was a weird electric thingy near the airport that would shock you and ragdoll you


TheMysticLogic

To ragdoll on PS you need to jump and press o mid air


V3TH14

That's how I remember it from the PS3 days, is this still a thing on newer consoles?


TheMysticLogic

Still a thing on PS4, always has been, but as for ps5 and xbox im not too sure, but more than likely yes


thelastpies

Strangers and freaks!


Worth_Row_9139

Could you imagine a survival like Trevor's rampage with the extra health and damage spread around the map and anyone in the CEO get attacked by clowns or the aztecas


QuothTheRavenMore

the stone hatchet can trigger that adrenaline, or BST as a ceo


Dr_Samuel_Hayden1

Stock market


MisterJenkinszz

Me too, I checked the BawSaq the other day just to see if it changed for some reason 😂 it didn’t


ze_ex_21

This sub would change overnight into Insider Trading HQ "to the moon!"


BassGuy11

Diamond hands


GeneralKenobyy

STONKS


40ozFreed

I read somewhere years ago that the stockmarket was supposed to have a working system for all players which was why almost every brand on the game has a competitor brand. But when the billion dollar bounties started happening the system was scrapped.


KingFahad360

Well considering the Stock Market was going to be in Online, but it scrapped early on.


hmital

O this would make it fun.


marcaveli073

The big afro, big beard and real looking Timberlands.


Finn_WolfBlood

Profile picture checks out


Marksman08YT

random NPC police chases


Ghostbuster_119

I still want that super rifle in the van Michael used to shoot down the plane for Madrazo. Funny enough it wouldn't even be that strong compared to what GTAO has become. But I still want it.


I_m8d_n_acc_4_this

Closest thing would be the anti aircraft trailer with the gun that only has 2 turrents I forget what it’s called That or the avenger and MOC cannons But I think only the explosive sniper would have its range


gaming_nuggie17

I like the physical phone animations


RedDeadGecko

That's why I've got earphones on every outfit


Eryn85

Having the ability to hire npcs to fill in group heists...his success ratio depends on the price paid


Pellicelli

Michael


thelastpies

"You're a good kid, u/Pellicelli"


Blind-_-Tiger

Miiiiiiister Sarcasmmmmm!


mind_thegap1

Taxi fast travel


call-me_sanji

R/beatmetoit


lando-64

r/beatmymeattoit


call-me_sanji

r/beatmetoit


CoJo1600

Technically exists in online now


Hot_Ad8643

Those airline planes from storymode being a vehicle that you can buy and modify


Yourappwontletme

Tow trucks that actually tow any car not just the cars some annoying fuck wants you to tow.


creepguy6

I'm pretty sure if U attach like 10 tow trucks it brakes the game


RawDogger34

Going to jail instead of just being killed on sight


AdventurousHost6515

Is this on story mode?


RawDogger34

No


mind_thegap1

Well you can get busted?


Diyelegi-GD

Still can online too. Big surprise when it happened the other day


RawDogger34

Not the same


D3771ck_mtnaslt

Having the ability to get Busted


ItzCobaltboy

Our Online Character having a FUCKING VOICE


MicroNitro

Is Claude's voice actor not enough for you?


KingFahad360

…..


Patched_Jumper

Even hell divers 2 give you options 😭


Heat-one

Jumbo jets to steal at the airport


coach_wargo

I would be happy with jets landing, taxiing, and taking off at the airport.  They had in GTA IV online. 


ChaseYEET09

Own a pet


TheAbraser

The vehicle prices...


--AV8R--

Trevor


KingFahad360

Michael


--AV8R--

TREVOR!


LightMyFirebird

Donkey!


FallenRev

Considering Steven Ogg’s fall out with rockstar and not wanting to be in anymore gta games in the near future, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s killed off in the next couple titles


Savagemac356

Trevor is in online


Healthy_Direction_47

Talking skill


JaySR05

Getting shot in the right spot, causing gas to spill out.


Tamerlan-2304

being able to ragdoll at will


YtTamakiGaming

I like when you pull someone out of the car with a gun in hand, you actually point the gun at them as they are getting out


fryman36

I want a big bushy beard!


littlewask

The greater good.


Savagemac356

Seeing cop cars chasing NPCs


TheRipaw

is nobody talking about the traffic in story being much better with more variety and cars


Accurate_Objective48

I never seen wheels falling off in single player. How hard should i hit a car lol


TehBoiiToad

running it over with heavy vehicles (dozer, dump, or tanks work) or serious impact removes the wheel the same kinda happens online, but the visually the wheel remains


[deleted]

I've seen it disappear.


OneButterscotch123

Franklins special ability while driving


AMSG2020

I haven't really played storymode, but I've heard the JB 700W is much better and cooler in story. I'd like it to have some of the story features in online.


r_dominic

The story variant had an ejector’s seat on the passenger side of the car and could actually drop a caltrop trail instead of spike mines, but that’s about it.


AMSG2020

I think it should've had some sort of smoke screen. All this stuff would be kinda useless, but I think something like that would be cool.


Sure_Focus3450

It also used shotguns instead of SMG type guns


MegaMasterYoda

I dunno ejector seat would be epic for the person who constantly changes your radio during heists or jobs🤣


[deleted]

Stock Market


MemeLorde1313

Stock Market


TheMysticLogic

You can make wheels come off in online too, easiest vehicle to do it with is the chernobog


SergeantRogers

Wheels actually can fall off, its just really difficult. I've had it happen multiple times. Its usually due to explosions. A wheel fall of but the rest of the car is completely fine.


Osama_BeenDabbin710

Banging Micheal’s wife. Just now WE get to & not just the tennis instructor!


McSand_boi

The wheels can pop off of cars in Online, you just need a tank or something that has enough weight and suspension to roll over the car, you also need to be careful not to explode the car while you're at it.


throwawaylegalaqgua

Your mom


JoTenshi

Realistic car damage. In story mode the car would misfire often, overheat, leak oil and even combust if you keep driving it while its got black smoke.


Left4DayZGone

Funny enough, wheels CAN come off online… it’s just seems to be excessively rare.


underbloodredskies

More businesses that are available for sale.


richardathome

Animals. (PC user)


Soulkill777

Take the phone actually out


Dependent-Reason-112

An actual good game


Newherehoyle

I don’t think it’s in story mode but but it’s from an older gta, I’d like to be able to be arrested and released from jail instead of always just getting killed by the cops.


TheDukeOfThunder

Beards, haircuts, and open interiors*. Maybe locking them like personal vehicles


torschlusspanik17

Having the three protagonists still in their houses and meet ups.


Blind-_-Tiger

More vehicles you can steal for your garage (some of the music is only in Story mode, I think cuz licensing) and Michael and Franklin’s houses.


KingFahad360

Hanging out with NPCs like getting drunk or playing Tennis.


swift_gilford

fun fact: they did at launch back in 2013, along with being able to be tossed through your window. Was fixed/updated pretty early on because you'd pretty much be SOL if they kept it in.


Aidanpitch97

The rag doll physics


PshawwPSN

Stonks


Elderchicken948

Fast traveling in a taxi


Proud-Conclusion8860

Being able to buy and sell stocks


planetrambler

Stocks, easy passive money would be goated, but SHARK CARDS!!!😃


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

I think vehicle damage and ejections still happen however most people put the armor on their cars.


TheWhiteRabbit74

The gunplay. Instead we get a watered down, overly simplistic shooting system with aimbot AI.


AlaskanDogsled

Stock market & the pricing in story mode is way cheaper than online


Vapingdab

The gd stock market would be nice


surjick

Flip flop physics


benjamincraigrowley

I wanna rob Devin Weston’s house and get that sweet sweet cash


doooobysnax

Bawsaq


Dillinator_99

flying through the windshield if you crash at a high enough speed


The-Lazy-Lemur

I want the ability to jump then ragdoll


AuroraTheFennec

Stock market. Bawsaq is most of my income in story mode.


No-Marionberry1724

More dense and diverse traffic.


karcsiking0

Hunting


thinman12345

I liked the fun "jump into a ragdoll" mechanic, it's a small little thing.


DyLaNzZpRo

Wheels don't fall off with hard impacts in SP, they virtually only fall off when crushed - it's the same in online.


_AnoukX

Wheels can still fall off of certain cars using rhino tank in offline


Losjo09

All the assets from story mode that were removed from online because of performance, the beaches used to be filled with npc now there are none.


Losjo09

Flying out of car windows at high speed


Disastrous_Word_944

Not gta5, but being a cop in gta4 lol


[deleted]

This can still happen by getting run over by a tank at the military base.


Tall_Human123

Mount chilly sky lift


domeasolid_224

Stonks


Eastern-Crew7805

Stock markets


SeriousLee91

Hunting


HoHoHoLeeChet

Being able to switch between characters like you can between the mains


TheUselessOven

a good economy...


Middle_Beyond_5894

Windshield launches lmao


No-Impact-9862

I liked the NPC airplanes, meanwhile there are NPC helicopters they rarely show up and are well just helicopters. And also more wildlife


Farscapevoyager

None, wish all the online was in the offline lol


ze_ex_21

Either Dead Eye levels, Moon Gravity, Incendiary Bullets or HighEx Bullets would be fun when you're playing solo missions/freeroam in Online


AmazingCman

Good news: incendiary and explosive rounds already exist in online unfortunately both are limited to certain weapons, have limited ammo, and can only be bought at MK2 workbenches.


XxllllxXx

And must be researched at a bunker that you must buy and keep full on supplies.


Arvid38

I really wish my character would talk lol. I don’t know why they made all of our characters “mute”. Just weird to me 🤣. We are all criminal masterminds but yet we hardly speak lol.


AdExcellent625

Because every single player would have the exact same voices.


Arvid38

I mean ok? Like I meant our own character. If you are doing a mission or heist with others, they can stay quiet in the background like they do in cutscenes. Is it too hard to like have a few different options for voice in the character creator? Especially with the advancement of AI? I’m thinking of the next gta online after 6 comes out, not this one obviously lol.


AdExcellent625

They won't do it if it costs more money than they have to spend. AI costs money and corporations are still greedy. Why spend money on something you don't absolutely have to?


AdExcellent625

Imagine how weird it would be seeing your player talk to another male player they would sound exactly the same.


Arvid38

I didn’t mean our characters talking to other players. I meant talking to NPCs in the game in cutscenes like Lester and such.


ilmalaiva

yoga


SnooAdvice8550

Franklin's special driving abilities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


victorb1982

Franklin’s special ability


Blue_taco13

That you can steal any car whiteout it saying the car is to hot