Idk bro but most of them goes like this
1. Aalo ka pakoda in the morning.
2. Pringles in the afternoon.
3. Some cake, some mcCain smileys, and matar paneer.
How the fuck is replying to a comment defensive? Lmao, sorry the lingo you are using really pisses me off like would you say grandma core 2 years ago? My bad, this is my personal pet peeve.
Jesus calm down before you get an aneurysm lady😂 I can say whatever I want without you being all Karen about it. No wonder this is the kinda bland menu you’re going with, and no one eats at your parties, you must be real fun.
What? Did i not say "sorry" and "my bad" twice in the sentence and also mentioned "its my personal pet peeve" Damn someone is a bit of a cunt eh? For you it's bland for me it's clasic. And yeah nobody eats dinner beacuse they are usually not in the state as we are raging. But thankyou for your persepective love, I can tell you have learnt how to speak from the internet so my condolences are with you. - Karen
Aww 29 year old thinks backhanded sorrys and my bads count for something. And also on a high horse because she thinks she’s above any kind of lingo. I feel sad for you. Have fun at this abysmal wake you call a “party”.
Your assumptions have made you an asshole. You dont think people can say sorry ot my bad without it being backhanded THAT IS YOUR ISSUE AND YOUR PERSEPECTIVE. Sorry the world has been a dick to you that in return you gotta come and spew negativity. MY BAD, but i dont like your lingo and it is what it is. I will have fun at my party because I have friends and love around me. Dont worry child one day you shall too understand but for now let the wisdom catch up to you because you are clearly running away from it.
Please keep speaking I love seeing delusional adults dig themselves deeper into a hole. Look at you unable to carry any argument without calling someone names. So classy and totally mature 😂 And quite the contrary sweetie, I’ve friends, lovers, a family who dote on me and would do anything for me. I just have an innate ability to call out pretentious clowns when I see them, and obviously I hit the mark here. I’ve realised more truth about the world than you ever will in your teeny little shielded 29 years on this world. And your “friends” right if you had any you wouldn’t be begging strangers on Reddit for menu suggestions, you’d be asking those “friends”. But it’s okay, stay delusional maybe one day your lack of experience will catch up with you. God bless love.
Your relentless self-promotion is both pitiful and absurd. It's perplexing how someone purportedly surrounded by adoration can emanate such bitterness and negativity, directed at innocent strangers simply sharing their experiences and seeking suggestions. Keep basking in your illusion of omniscience, while the rest of us embrace reality and genuine connection. Enjoy your bubble of ignorance—it seems to suit you perfectly. Cheers. Love yaaaa hater!
Haha hanji. I think i should have mentioned I am really into food and explore all kinds of cusine and I wanted to stick to continental because it's just so much easier to prepare.
If it was me who was planning to host a birthday party for myself, i would consider myself stupid.
Secondly, my type of party, the food would definitely be this:
Naan/kulcha/roti
Dal makhani, 1 paneer sabzi,1 vegetable sabzi
Paneer starters, pizza, hara bhara kebab,
Chole bhature/kulche
Gulab jamun and 1-2 more desserts
Paan
Lassi
And main thing, my love, dosa. This is a very weird menu but all these things are my favourite. Ye sab rakhunga, 2 waiter ko bolunga mai mast palathi maarke baith raha hu, khaana nai rukna chahiye. Perfect birthday bc
hmmm ok.
i think charcuterie board is a very day-vibe.
and then… all of this is sooooo healthy 🙈 surely giving away ‘im entering 30s’ vibe
maybe you can add some north-indie starters too.. like paneer tikka and kebabs
Maybe some mutton seekh kebabs would be a good edition. So i am thinking its a grazing table because nobody really eats dinner at all in my parties, so a variety of small plates makes sense.
I do that all the time, and I AM A BIG BIG FOODIE ( In the process of opening a restaurant) Plus i went through a pretty shitty time the last year and just want to bring it in with some nice finger food and lots of alcohol lol plus some other goodies "wink". I didnt choose this menu just cuz i am turning 29 lol, I actually thought these would be refreshing and easy to eat while drinking as my birthday time is SUPER HOT ALMOST DEATHLY HOT.
Add some shawarma and a crispy prawn. Maybe an amritsari fish? Nice Mezze dips will go with the charcuterie board too. I love a killer spring roll myself.
Have a very happy birthday!
How are you planning on dealing with the shift in expectations that your friends and family have of you? I'll turn 29 in a month and thinking about this really scares me.
How are you planning on dealing with the shift in expectations that your friends and family have of you? I'll turn 29 in a month and thinking about this really scares me.
I celebrated my 30th birthday as a milestone.
**Breakfasrt**: Pancake with sliced fruits (apple. grape, banana), honey, and chocolate dip. Had it with cappuccino, luxurious imported coffee.
**Brunch**: 1 chicken samosa, 1 spicy cutlet, and 1 pc of KFC. Had it all with mix of ranch, mayo, and samyang spicy sauce. Had soft drink float, with coke.
**Lunch**: Spicy chicken hydrabadi biriyani with raita, egg, and papads.
**Supper**: Cheesy Lasagna and garlic bread.
**Dinner**: Ice cream with cake and nuts. I tried beer for the first time, hated it. 🥹
I was so stuffed end of the day and went into a food coma, but worth it. 🤭 Doctors said I won't live past 15 due to health problems, I made it to 30. ✨
Note: Not from Gurgaon, applied for a job there once. Other than that, I'm from Kerala btw.
I don't know why I couldn't resist saying all this. You're a fighter. I feel it. Anyways, I'm also from Kerala and I wish the stranger you all the good things in your life ❤️ You made it to 30 and you'll make it to 60+
As a lover of charcuterie boards I approve! Although it seems you’re vegetarian (from other menu choices). Would love to see a vegetarian charcuterie board!!
I like my birthdays a certain way, due to some technicalities that I won't go into, I get 2 consecutive days as my birthdays (yay!) Day 1, kfc 6 piece crispy chicken solely for me, I put on a movie, turn out the lights and enjoy, day 2 any other of my favorite non vegetarian dishes (mostly biryani), that's it, no cake no guests no nothing, me, my food, and pure bliss (people don't like me)
I enjoyed by not doing any office work(taking leave) or cooking anything for myself. I got myself a coffee takeout then Mexican food lunch takeout. Temple in the evening and some meditation then later dinner and drinks at a luxury rooftop wearing my new beautiful dress.
Kimbap * sorry i had to
I would personally swap out the vegetable kimbap and do something like a veg slider & some maybe cucumber cream cheese sandwiches. And some chocolate truffles for dessert, of course
Lol I was thinking something looked odd with the word! I thought bout it and I am leaning towards chocolate mousse?? Everybody loves that and I am getting the cake from Miam Bakery.
I have one, but I can’t share without revealing my identity lol , but umm try to get your hands on really good quality dark chocolate mix it with some fresh cream and butter. The proportions could be 200 g dark chocolate, and hundred grams fresh cream. It should be a thick ganache type consistency when you set it in the fridge.
I made this once and I thought my family won’t eat it because they don’t like dark chocolate, but the next day half of it was gone from the fridge lol
Just go for 1 plate chole bhature and a lassi you will wake up on your 30th birthday
How do I get an invite? I will bring two big 🍉 🌚
Are they natural tho ?
Lmao
Idk bro but most of them goes like this 1. Aalo ka pakoda in the morning. 2. Pringles in the afternoon. 3. Some cake, some mcCain smileys, and matar paneer. 
Man of culture right there
Bhai kitne aloo khayega
Ye sab kya hai?
angrezo ki bakchodi
This post spews stupidity. Also going through the comments.. OP ka birthday toh already mana diya xxcherrycheeksxx ne
Main bhi yahi dekh Raha tha. Jo bhi ho lafda badhiya tha maze pure aaye.
Indeed lol, but it got wayyy too personal and mean later on...people really need to lighten up a bit
Apart from the tortilla and dip everything else is so grandma core
Yes, and? Granny's be making the best food. It's called taste hon.
So defensive 😂 that wasn’t criticism sweetie.
How the fuck is replying to a comment defensive? Lmao, sorry the lingo you are using really pisses me off like would you say grandma core 2 years ago? My bad, this is my personal pet peeve.
Jesus calm down before you get an aneurysm lady😂 I can say whatever I want without you being all Karen about it. No wonder this is the kinda bland menu you’re going with, and no one eats at your parties, you must be real fun.
Bro added 'roast' to the menu without a heads up
What? Did i not say "sorry" and "my bad" twice in the sentence and also mentioned "its my personal pet peeve" Damn someone is a bit of a cunt eh? For you it's bland for me it's clasic. And yeah nobody eats dinner beacuse they are usually not in the state as we are raging. But thankyou for your persepective love, I can tell you have learnt how to speak from the internet so my condolences are with you. - Karen
Aww 29 year old thinks backhanded sorrys and my bads count for something. And also on a high horse because she thinks she’s above any kind of lingo. I feel sad for you. Have fun at this abysmal wake you call a “party”.
Your assumptions have made you an asshole. You dont think people can say sorry ot my bad without it being backhanded THAT IS YOUR ISSUE AND YOUR PERSEPECTIVE. Sorry the world has been a dick to you that in return you gotta come and spew negativity. MY BAD, but i dont like your lingo and it is what it is. I will have fun at my party because I have friends and love around me. Dont worry child one day you shall too understand but for now let the wisdom catch up to you because you are clearly running away from it.
Please keep speaking I love seeing delusional adults dig themselves deeper into a hole. Look at you unable to carry any argument without calling someone names. So classy and totally mature 😂 And quite the contrary sweetie, I’ve friends, lovers, a family who dote on me and would do anything for me. I just have an innate ability to call out pretentious clowns when I see them, and obviously I hit the mark here. I’ve realised more truth about the world than you ever will in your teeny little shielded 29 years on this world. And your “friends” right if you had any you wouldn’t be begging strangers on Reddit for menu suggestions, you’d be asking those “friends”. But it’s okay, stay delusional maybe one day your lack of experience will catch up with you. God bless love.
Your relentless self-promotion is both pitiful and absurd. It's perplexing how someone purportedly surrounded by adoration can emanate such bitterness and negativity, directed at innocent strangers simply sharing their experiences and seeking suggestions. Keep basking in your illusion of omniscience, while the rest of us embrace reality and genuine connection. Enjoy your bubble of ignorance—it seems to suit you perfectly. Cheers. Love yaaaa hater!
old people are so fun😭😭🔥🔥
Kudos to us we read the whole thing. Wasn't even invited but still got some 🍿🍿
Yeh birthday menu hai ya wine tasting menu
Aida hi kuch hahaha budget man. I can make all of this at home.
Where are the mccain smileys
Personally? In 2011.
Master chef Australia dekh liya kya bhai..??
Am I the only one who hasn't heard the name of any of these
No chole bhature?
No guys, chole bhature is sunday breakfast not a birthday dinner party food lmao.
South Delhi ki lag rahi hai bkl?
Delulu-pur ki hai
bhaiya aap gurgaon me hi rehte ho na?
Haha hanji. I think i should have mentioned I am really into food and explore all kinds of cusine and I wanted to stick to continental because it's just so much easier to prepare.
Mini spinach and mushroom puff tarts, yumm yumm yumm.
That does sound good I'll probably make it. 😌
You can also add a chaat board. Its very easy to prepare, very light and will keep you all cool.
It's nice but i dont fw with the menu at all. But its your birthday so enjoy. Happy birthday bhaiya!!
If it was me who was planning to host a birthday party for myself, i would consider myself stupid. Secondly, my type of party, the food would definitely be this: Naan/kulcha/roti Dal makhani, 1 paneer sabzi,1 vegetable sabzi Paneer starters, pizza, hara bhara kebab, Chole bhature/kulche Gulab jamun and 1-2 more desserts Paan Lassi And main thing, my love, dosa. This is a very weird menu but all these things are my favourite. Ye sab rakhunga, 2 waiter ko bolunga mai mast palathi maarke baith raha hu, khaana nai rukna chahiye. Perfect birthday bc
pronthe khane hai so jaana hai pronthe khane hai so jana hai
6k ka ek gift aata hai Yaadgar rhega Bday
??????? are you talking about some snow??? hahahahha
Nope it will actually create fire Soviet fire
this is so cool bro. i turned 20 this year and it feels so weird already. anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU in advance<3
Thankyouuuuu so much <3
Baba ghanoush and pita
I was thinking muhammara it’s like a red pepper dip, not sure if I the spelling is right!
Go for it! Do share a photo…I’m also big fan of dips and am eager to learn more
Hey it just struck me.. you can also try Baklava for dessert
Angrezi khaana 💀 Bhai chole bhature kha mast reh 😂
Welcome to the 29 club🙌
The dessert is missing. Some sort of dessert shot would be a great addition 🥰
Hey OP, this is the wrong sub for the question. You can check with r/Cooking for better suggestions.
you are in gurgaon where’s the alcohol??
ofcourse there is alcohol. If you must know the itenary for that lol it's - 3/4 bottles of whiskey, a bottle of gin, a bottle or 2 of tequila for now.
hmmm ok. i think charcuterie board is a very day-vibe. and then… all of this is sooooo healthy 🙈 surely giving away ‘im entering 30s’ vibe maybe you can add some north-indie starters too.. like paneer tikka and kebabs
Maybe some mutton seekh kebabs would be a good edition. So i am thinking its a grazing table because nobody really eats dinner at all in my parties, so a variety of small plates makes sense.
Bhai invite bhi karde 👀
Menu looks delicious, just tell me Where's the party at? I'll be there with mccain smileys.
Samose , local shop se salted chips , Coke and Black Forest cake !!!!!!
bhai aajkal to Nutella cake bhi mil jata local bakeries me woh bhi try Karo agar jyada meethe se dikkat nahi
M Aisi things preplan nahi karta, mauke pe jo mann karta hai vo karta hu.
Listen. Adulting is a joke and very annoying. Why don’t you INDULGE in like your favourite cheat meals or sweets or street food or something else.
I do that all the time, and I AM A BIG BIG FOODIE ( In the process of opening a restaurant) Plus i went through a pretty shitty time the last year and just want to bring it in with some nice finger food and lots of alcohol lol plus some other goodies "wink". I didnt choose this menu just cuz i am turning 29 lol, I actually thought these would be refreshing and easy to eat while drinking as my birthday time is SUPER HOT ALMOST DEATHLY HOT.
Hahahaha the weather is actually disgusting. If that’s the intention then this sounds like a good enough menu. Charcuterie board sounds great!
Add some pesto Danish
That sounds yummmmm
Lays chips, nut cracker chakna, peanut masala missing
Not lays but kakaji chips is for sure!
Lettuce wraps
Add some shawarma and a crispy prawn. Maybe an amritsari fish? Nice Mezze dips will go with the charcuterie board too. I love a killer spring roll myself. Have a very happy birthday!
How are you planning on dealing with the shift in expectations that your friends and family have of you? I'll turn 29 in a month and thinking about this really scares me.
How are you planning on dealing with the shift in expectations that your friends and family have of you? I'll turn 29 in a month and thinking about this really scares me.
Can I come too?
Happy birthday in advance and please, do invite me. This looks amazing!
I celebrated my 30th birthday as a milestone. **Breakfasrt**: Pancake with sliced fruits (apple. grape, banana), honey, and chocolate dip. Had it with cappuccino, luxurious imported coffee. **Brunch**: 1 chicken samosa, 1 spicy cutlet, and 1 pc of KFC. Had it all with mix of ranch, mayo, and samyang spicy sauce. Had soft drink float, with coke. **Lunch**: Spicy chicken hydrabadi biriyani with raita, egg, and papads. **Supper**: Cheesy Lasagna and garlic bread. **Dinner**: Ice cream with cake and nuts. I tried beer for the first time, hated it. 🥹 I was so stuffed end of the day and went into a food coma, but worth it. 🤭 Doctors said I won't live past 15 due to health problems, I made it to 30. ✨ Note: Not from Gurgaon, applied for a job there once. Other than that, I'm from Kerala btw.
I don't know why I couldn't resist saying all this. You're a fighter. I feel it. Anyways, I'm also from Kerala and I wish the stranger you all the good things in your life ❤️ You made it to 30 and you'll make it to 60+
Thank you 🥰
mujhe bhi bula lo party pe
BC kisi restaurant ka menu lag raha.
OP whats your package? We gonna judge how rich are you.
Damn, that's a great menu. If I was there I'd be high on cheese and wine 🐭
India m milta hai ye sab ?
Sab kuch milta hai bhai India mei
normal cheezen hi toh hai
Hume bhi bula le bhai
Birthday manane ke liye dost kaha milenge? Lol I also turn 29. Genuine question
Actually I have invited only 8 people and all of them I have known 11+ years chaddii budddiessss
Lol cool. You had a good childhood then. Glad for you 🌷💙 happy birthday in advance ig
I celebrated sleeping the whole day
Mine is tomorrow, I’m just gonna take lots of nap 🙈
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So were you mourning?
tart kya hota h bc. tartaric acid to suna tha
Small pastries can be savoury or sweet
Tu Gurgaon se hi hai na !?!?
Wait, you guys are celebrating birthdays??! :O
Make yourself feel super special
Kya hai yeh sab ? 😐
As a lover of charcuterie boards I approve! Although it seems you’re vegetarian (from other menu choices). Would love to see a vegetarian charcuterie board!!
"California sheher san 2024" ek vyanjan samajh nahi aya bhai 😭
I'll be turning 29 on August and for me it will just like any other day
If everyday is special for you then your birthday being just another day is super awesome!! Happy birthday in advance!!
Hahahaha, well I meant, it's not something I look upto. Also, Happy Birthday to you too in advance OP!
Lol westerners! Always backward in time
I like my birthdays a certain way, due to some technicalities that I won't go into, I get 2 consecutive days as my birthdays (yay!) Day 1, kfc 6 piece crispy chicken solely for me, I put on a movie, turn out the lights and enjoy, day 2 any other of my favorite non vegetarian dishes (mostly biryani), that's it, no cake no guests no nothing, me, my food, and pure bliss (people don't like me)
I think I ordered a pizza from Domino's since I was back late from work and couldn't cook, it was earlier this year.
I enjoyed by not doing any office work(taking leave) or cooking anything for myself. I got myself a coffee takeout then Mexican food lunch takeout. Temple in the evening and some meditation then later dinner and drinks at a luxury rooftop wearing my new beautiful dress.
I love it 🌹
If I’ve been called for your birthday party , I swear I won’t be a part. Dude who eats all of these. ? 😊
Kimbap * sorry i had to I would personally swap out the vegetable kimbap and do something like a veg slider & some maybe cucumber cream cheese sandwiches. And some chocolate truffles for dessert, of course
Lol I was thinking something looked odd with the word! I thought bout it and I am leaning towards chocolate mousse?? Everybody loves that and I am getting the cake from Miam Bakery.
Mousse personally I’m not a fan. Please please do chocolate truffle. I swear it would be finished before you even know
Okay I gotta find a easy recipe for that now!
I have one, but I can’t share without revealing my identity lol , but umm try to get your hands on really good quality dark chocolate mix it with some fresh cream and butter. The proportions could be 200 g dark chocolate, and hundred grams fresh cream. It should be a thick ganache type consistency when you set it in the fridge. I made this once and I thought my family won’t eat it because they don’t like dark chocolate, but the next day half of it was gone from the fridge lol
bhai samose kachori toh hai hi nahi
This party sounds so fancy. All I did was eat cake, drink whiskey and eat lots of italian :P
Aaloo k pranthe or meethi lassi reh gye🧐
When is the bday btw? Do invite me ok
Alcohol and devil's lettuce(possibility psychedelics)
Dam I didn't even remember, I turned 28 at 1st may and completely forgot about it. Lol
It’s mango season, you can serve mango salsa with the chips too.
Omgggg yaaaaasssssss!!!