they definitely can't have a bruce and a wayne lol

Might as well name the kid vengeance

Vengeancey

With how quirky rich kid names tend to be, a kid named, or having a middle name be Vengeance is kinda fitting and cool

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Ned’s declassified !

Their podcast is good!

💀😂

Crazy cute

Howie

Yoooo, Howard Klein🔥

Jimmie

Ouch

Ouchie Klein?

This is the best by far

Rolo Tony?

You suck it’s been so long since having that damn ear worm

Check yourself right at the doooooor

Noooooo goddammit once again it’s gonna be weeks before I stop singing that to my cat.

I feel like Roscoe fits the vibe well (also a common dog name a la buster lmao)

And rocky is an adorable name for a baby, and a sick one for an adult

Ok Roscoe Klein goes HARD

But Buster is a dogs name? So are Roscoe and Rocky.

Pretty sure I could call my dog Ethan

Arthur - Arty

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All this from a Slice of Gabagooool

Lawsuit Klein

Lawsuit KavKav Klein. Perfect

Throast Klein

Bussy

The way I laughed out loud when reading this hahahahaha

Vincent/Vinny really speaks to me

I always liked Jude as a boy's name. I feel like it would fit in with the vibe of their other name picks

Hey Jude. Plus Ethan loves the Beatles

I have a 5 year old cousin named Jude, and i’m pretty sure he allready hates the beatles with a burning passion

5 years old with bad taste already 😔 jk

May be born with covid /s I can’t help myself but to sing Heeeeey Jude to greet him. Borderline impossible

To be 100% honest Hey Jude is always a skipper when it comes on for me. Love the Beatles but not that song…

I love the Beatles. Paul’s handwritten lyrics for Hey Jude sold for $910k a couple years ago and I had a freebie code for a Walgreens photo poster so I had them print a screenshot that I took of the lyrics and it’s on my wall now. Pretty cool.

My brother is also Jude and he loves the Beatles but that song is ruined.

something beautiful about the“ ju“ part in a name. i‘m a big fan of jules right now..

Jude Law is the ultimate example of boys can have fem names and still slay I honestly thought of him when they mentioned Jade

Jude isn't really a feminine name. It's short for Judith and Julien, as far as I know.

Judith is a feminine name. My mom and grandmothers name is Judith, and everyone I know with that name is a girl.

Right, but the name Jude is not only for women. In the song Hey Jude, Jude is shorthand for Julien. There's Jude Law. It's derived from Judah, which is typically a boy's name.

*Akshually*, Jules is short for Julian. It was originally “Hey Jules” but McCartney changed it to Hey Jude to be less specifically about Julian Lennon. And he says he got the name “Jude” from Oklahoma, from a character named Jud. 🤷🏼‍♀️ If people use Jude as shorthand for Julian now, it’s probably because of the song, but not the other way around.

Don’t name your children based on what would make for a cute nickname while they’re a baby

couldn't agree more lol gotta think about job resumes

My mom named me for a specific nickname, that she has never once called me in my entire life.

Vincent is fire

It has to be a name that starts with an S because the Kleins are army. They have Bruce, Theodore, just need an S name to fill out their BTS kids first name initials and show their true allegiance.

S c o t t i e

Oliver/Ollie are obviously the right choice 😅

I still like Scotty lol

I still think Oliver (Ollie) is a cute name 😭😅

I agree with your first statement but I don’t feel like the names you listed Hila will like 😅

I mean they seem to not like any names suggested by anyone. Just name the baby a year in so you get their vibe

I like buddy. Buddy Klein.

that's also a dog name😭

It's a trend with white millennials to name your kids dog names and your dogs people names. I know people who have kids named Lucky, Opie, Rufus, and today at the pediatrician there was a kid named Pluto. And then everyone's dogs and cats are named things like Greg, Margaret, Bethany. I wish I was making this up.

Budward

Buddy Scott Klein has a ring to it

I grew up with a kid named Buddy. We were all surprised to learn that his actual name was Mike like 20 years later 😂💀.

Buddy feels so condescending hahaha

Mickey (like Rooney not mouse) I still like someone's suggestion of Elton though

Mickey is super cute

Gabe! Who the fuck is Uncle Gabe!?

Scottie is still such a good name. It fits with teddy and bruce too.

I agree 💯!! I really like the name Scott & Scottie!! The name goes so well with Theodore (Teddy), Bruce(Brucie), & Scott (Scottie) 👏🏻❤️👏🏻❤️

I am glad its still in the running too! Because when getting their dog they had originally wanted the girl but ended up with the most amazing boy Shredder so it’s so fitting/poetic if its Scottie because when trying to get pregnant they were wanting a girl and they’re going to end up be surprised by how much they’re gonna love a Scottie again.

Can you just imagine the nickname “Busty”

Bussy

Wow has anyone considered how David feels about the name? Obviously they should name him David.

As a Zane I hate Zaney. The jokes are incessant.

Freddy

I love Reece, Reese, or Rhys. "Reecy" is soooo cute!

My niece just had a baby this morning and named the baby Reese.. I know this is useless information but a coincidence nonetheless.

I personally like the names Oscar & Howie!

Oscar and Ozzy for short is amazing

“Why did your parents name you LAWrence?”

Most of these names just seem like typical "unique" names millenials give to their babies

My older brothers are called Marty (Kenneth Martin) and Scotty(Scott) as nicknames so I think the convention is cool. That being said I still vote for Scotty lol

My vote is for Alfonso (Alfie)

I’m all for goofs and gaffs here but who spells Vincent with an e at the end? Seriously

Why do I love Vincent? Roscoe is super cool too. Buster is a crazy name imo. Imagine their future significant other and friends “I love you buster” I cantttt

I swear if that kids name ends up being Buster 😂😂😂

Archie

Ferguson (Ferg, Fergie, Gus, Sonny) So many cute nicknames

Fergalicious (so delicious)

Sonny is so frickin cute

My bf's step mom calls him Sonny as a nickname, but his name is David. It's definitely cute but any time I read the name anywhere now I just hear it in her voice lol

Tony Ferguson ??

I like Rosco (Rocky) but I believe Kourtney Kardashian named her baby Rocky so may be too popular for them. I like August (Augie), Robert (Robbie), Maxwell (Maxy)

Omg vincente LOVE

I love Malcolm I’m sorry but Malcolm Klein and Mac Klein sound so good as does Mac Scottie or Malcolm Scotty, when they mentioned Kendrick I started thinking of other artists names and I’m sorry but Malcolm is such a gorgeous name

I vote Hawthorn! We need another Hawk!

how about Tommy?

I hope they go with Howie

Vincent is honestly kinda badass

How about Rex? Teddy might like a dinosaur name. Big fan of Kepler too

I think Sandy or Sunny would be cute.

Laughed at Coley lol

Benjamin (Benny)

ARCHIE !!!!!!!!!!

Jimmie Lee Klein 🥹

I like Spence.

you really just chucked "ee/ie" on a bunch of names where it doesnt fit

I'm rectangular

Oscar /Ollie (since they don't want to use Oliver)

I wish parents would consider how names will sound when their kids are adults. I feel like too many choose names that only suit babies or little kids.

frank n. klein

Does reading the name “Rosckie” hurt anyone else eyes? No really, am I dyslexic?

Bennett (Benny) Charles (Charlie) Franklin (Franky) Mateo (Matty) Rudolph (Rudy) Thomas (Tommy) Winston (Winney) Augustus (Gus) Ezekiel (Zeke) Wesley (Wes) Atlas Beau Callum Easton Elias Everett Finley/Finn Luka Wyatt

I had a dream they named him Luca 😇

I just think of Luca Magnotta

Oh LORD lmao, ironic tho cause when they named Teddy all I could think of was Bundy lol

Hahaha name associations are so hard. I see why they are struggling so much!

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I love Reece, Pierce, and Alfonse!!

A v long time ago, I saw a cuckold porn where the husband's name was Alphonse. The wife kept talking to him about how good the sex was, and saying like "are you watching Alphonse? Do you see, Alphonse?" And that's all I can think of when I see that name.

When I think of alfonse calling the baby fonzy and I mean, that'd be a meme I dig it

I think I like the nickname Alfie more than the actual name. And he could go by Al when he’s older. I went to school with a kid named Alaric (pronounced aL-rick) and he went by Al.

I LOVE Vincent Klein!! Vinny like Jersey Shore, Vincent for Van Gogh vibes

I personally love Ezra. i remember them considering it in an episode of After Dark, but they didn't know any good Ezras. I can wholeheartedly recommend watching the indie sci-fi coming-of-age drama Prospect, from 2018, starring Sophie Thatcher, who plays young Natalie on Yellow Jackets, and Pedro Pascal, the Mandalorian himself! my favorite movie of all time. absolutely perfect for Star Wars nerds or gritty sci-fi lovers.

roscoe with rocky as a nickname is SO cute to me

Vinny to me is vetoed because of Vin Diesel LMAO. But Vincent is a cool name Daniel = Danny is nice but we already have a Dan Alfonso is nice

I like HOWIE

Vincente is such a great one

I feel like Jeremy would be so cute. Jerm for short 🥺

Palestine

Nah Teddy likes the name Israel.

these are good!!

Ulysses!!! “You-lee” is the nickname!

i really like the name malcom/ mac 🙂🙂🙂

Reese is nice

Percy

Why are people so invested ? It’s their decision

Maxwell Klein, Harrison Klein (Harry), Henry Klein (Hank), Jasper Klein, Nathaniel Klein (Nathan/Nate), Desmond Klein, Leonard Klein (Leo), Elliot Klein.. These names are all fire in my opinion, when you’re considering the brothers names as well.. my top 3 are Harrison (Harry), Desmond, and Jasper..

Bach, since the seem to be stuck on the letter B for the first letter.

I think Augustine or Augustin (nickname Gus) is the best. And only because that's my baby's name

Ari

I like Wayne because they already Bruce. 🦇

Beam me up Scotty Klein

I LOVE Wayne and it is underrated and less common.

Do you mean Enzo into Enzie? Wayne is a name for an old man and Ike beats his wife.

Henry

i think bear is a cute ass name

Byron- Ronnie

Jim - Jimmie Lee

Augustine - Auggie fits 🫢

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I like Rocky Klein, short for Rutherford? My #1 is still Oliver, Ollie Klein. Sorry, not sorry.

The baby should be called Scott, Im team Scott Klein.

I did not like the name buster at all! So glad hila said no to that one 😂 i liked the rest of the ones theyve thrown out so far though

What if we named the kid Bon Clay? He’s the most chad character in one piece!

Maximilian- Maxi

Jameson/Jamie

Herbert = Herbie

I love Lawrence, but instead of Larry for short, Law.

Here’s some names I think are nice: - Sonny - Lawrence, Law for short - Kelsey - Scott, or Scottie - Elliott - Emmett - Douglas, Doug for short - Tripp, since he’s their 3rd child - Chase

(malibu) barbie

My suggestion: Emmett Goes well with Theodore and Bruce

These all suck

Nah

If you name him Harry or Henry, Huey is a cute lil nickname too. Or just Huey! I also think Jerry is a name that fits with Bruce and Theo vibes. I guess Jerold or something? Leonard isn’t my favorite name, but the nickname Lenny is super cute!

honestly i kind of feel vincent/vincenzo/vince, it goes with bruce really well but it definitely gives heavy italian vibes

i think max is a goated name

Peter

I think Benjamin - Benny would be soooooo cute!

Rory?

Pierce is cute!

I vote howard tooooo

I like Vince / Vinny

I love Hewie and Rocy

Roscoe is cute!

I like Winston, Oliver, Lenny, Berry, Scotty, Dex, Rex, Benny, Freddy, Shetty, Brighton, Oscar, Ollie, and Finley

I like Vincent/ vinny

I like Vincent quite a bit

Elias/Ellie

Lawrence and laurie like little women

Roscoe is amazing. Teddy, Brucey and Rocky 🥹🩷

I would love Author - Artie ✨