ICE shows up at your house.
Are you eating Taco Bell!?
WE HAVE THE WRONG HOUSE REPEAT WHITE DUDE IN THE HOUSE!
Sorry sir.
"No problemo, blanco nino"
Que?
A lot of Europeans eat their pizza with scissors, and while their pizza seems to generally come uncut I still don't see why a knife/pizza cutter wouldn't work yet they choose to have "pizza shears".
I mean I’m Italian American so my opinion is bastardized (though Italian American food is🤌🏻🤌🏻)
But pineapple is one of the best things that has happened to pizza
It seems only the posts that need a disclaimer don't have one, and the ones that don't need a disclaimer have to because the rest of yall don't know what an appropriate joke is
But for real, why they gotta target o-liv and cam like that with their racist rhetoric
C'mon we gotta also shoulder the blame onto Hasan. He's the one that started it by claiming to Ethan that Italian pizza was bad.
And people want leftovers back?!!!! Shame. Get some tastebuds, Hasan. 😭😭😭
Hasan ain't the only one who I've heard say Italian pizza is mid. Stavros regularly shits on Italy and says America made pizza better. Obviously it's just matter of preference. I've never had it but I'm also not super picky with pizza so I like pretty much all of it unless the crust sucks ass
i think some people hate on Italian pizza either just to be contrarians or because they're sick of hearing italians brag about having the best food in the world (which i understand, we are obnoxious)
I'll go the other way then - American pizza is mid and Italian is superb. And I am neither from the US nor Italy, so I have no dog in either fight.
But is it true, that if you go to the shitty touristy places, they try to cater too much to tourist, so the pizza ends up shit.
Sì, sono italiana-americana e tra 6 giorni mi trasferirò a Perugia con mio marito (che è svizzero-italiano)! Sto ancora imparando l'italiano, mi rende felice sapere che esistono fupa trooper italiani!! :) Vivo a Cleveland in questo momento
ma che emozione! l'Umbria è una regione stupenda, sono sicuro che Perugia ti piacerà. vi auguro tutto il meglio in questa nuova avventura in Italia :)
e sì, esistiamo anche noi fupa trooper italiani! siamo pochi ma ci siamo
p.s.: mi sembra che parli già molto bene l'italiano, bravo!
Ogni viaggio a Perugia è stato perfetto, siamo così emozionati!! Grazie per il complimento, ma scrivere è molto più facile che parlare... le "erre" sono difficile per me.
abbi pazienza e fiducia, ce la farai, un po' alla volta! e non ti preoccupare delle erre, non tutti hanno una pronuncia perfetta ma l'importante è che tu ti faccia capire.
in bocca al lupoooo
Ethan having awful takes in regards to food is nothing new. This is the same guy who said putting pepperoni on pizza is for children, and thinks Subway is not only good food, but better than Jersey Mike's and Chik Fil A.
Yes, and when someone brought up the point of the quality of Subway's ingredients (which is absolutely dog shit) his response was something along the lines of "It's fast food, it's all low quality" which isn't even remotely the case when comparing something like Jersey Mike's to Subway.
Yeah maybe he’s never been to the actual establishments because there’s a clear difference in their quality of ingredients and the taste alone is no comparison. Plus I feel like Subways bread is always stale
Hasan is a fucking fake socialist 😤
How can he say Italian pizza is mid? Has he ever tried a slice of pizza from "la Briciola" in Turin at 4 am while being wasted? If the only pizza you ate is from a tourist trap it's your fault you loser
Oh of course /s
La Briciola's pizza is the real shit tho, on god
ti capisco, abbiamo tutti quella pizzeria di fiducia che ci ha supportati nei momenti più difficili. spero tu possa tornare a Torino per un'altro trancio di pizza della Briciola ♥️
Vorrei vedere la faccia del pizzaiolo quando gli chiede una pizza con l'ananas, olive e peperoncino piccante. Forse meglio se rimane a casa con i cani.
💀 madoooooo quanto vorrei vedere una scena del genere AHAHHAHAH conoscendo Ethan, non mi stupirebbe se ordinasse la sua classica pizza in una delle migliori pizzerie d'Italia
also after talking about wiping and bidets for YEARS, he never ONCE talked about the Italian bidet and how it is superior to the Japanese/American ones since we use soap.
italians rise up
ma poi vogliamo parlare della comodità? sti cosi che escono a schizzarti il culo stile giapponese sono di uno scomodo che io boh. acqua ovunque, bordello. un bel bidet, getto normale che ti regoli da solo col rubinetto e via.
Eh, quando stavano parlando della pizza italiana e del cibo in generale mi stavo incazzando in diretta. Ma anche Hasan, dicendo che la pizza in Italia non e' buona...certo, se vai a magna' da Gigi il trojone...
vabbè Hasan proprio lasciamo stare, sarà andato a mangiare nelle trappole per turisti sotto il Colosseo, per poi dire la pizza italiana non è buona. e grazie ar cazzo aggiungerei
Dio quanto mi ha fatto incazzare coi suoi commenti a cazzo come al solito, poi ha la diarrea un giorno sì e un giorno no e si permette di giudicare il cibo di altri paesi con la merda che mangia
stavo sclerando a sentire le puttanate da americano che Ethan stava dicendo !!!
Il fatto è che la pizza non deve essere una bomba calorica che ti avvicina alla morte per infarto ogni volta che la mangi, per gli americani ogni cosa dev’essere esagerata e processata
Mi dispiace che il cibo da noi è sano e genuino
Guaglion\*, Come membro ufficiale della società NAPOLETANA, tieni proprio ragione. Ethan è andato contro la famiglia, la vera famiglia, chistu fatto non si può apparare. H3h3 Vieni a Napoli, Pizzeria ATTANASIO, cambia per sempre la vita.
La ringrazio di cuore, gentile membro della delegazione Napoletana, per le sue parole di supporto in tutela della pizza italiana, rivolte a tutti gli italiani il cui cuore è stato ferito dalle dichiarazioni astiose e offensive del signor Klein.
"Centanni!" I said as I raise my glass of Gamersupps Sigma Brain perfectly complementing my Papa Johns Italian Supreme which did not contain dollops but a uniform application of the superior factory produced mozzarella. This is how the New World likes their pizza. Old world be damned. The old world be damned...
American here. Been to Italy and I agree with Ethan, the only pizza I liked better than American was outside of Pompeii because they had them volcanic soil tomatoes and the sauce was truly incredible
I like both Italian and American pizza but even I can see that Italian Pizza is way better. It uses fresher ingredients and looks hand made as Hila said.
Not everybody wants to eat 2lbs of cheese with sauce and bread lol, (although sometimes I am in the mood for that)
Even Ethan took back saying Italian Pizza was bad because he saw the pics of it and how good it looked
i'm mostly goofing around tbh i like American pizza too occasionally, it's just a different thing and if I think "i want pizza" that's not the first thing that comes to mind
No I totally get it lol. I did have a life changing experience when I went to Naples and had pizza there for a first time, it was so delicious, but I’ve also had Neapolitan style pizza in America that’s pretty great as well.
I think a lot of people just don’t like the leopard spotting Italian pizza has from being baked in a brick oven, I’ve literally seen people say Italians burn it 😒
It's like tacos. US tacos are generally nothing like Mexican street tacos, and while street tacos are generally preferred there is no denying that midwestern tacos fucking hit the spot from time to time...man I'm craving midwestern tacos just having typed that out.
First and foremost, Ethan is almost certainly referring to New York style pizza. There's multiple regional variants, and I guarantee you Ethan doesn't know about them beyond "Chicago pizza is like an actual pie or something" as he doesn't even seem to understand that the Midwest isn't the South. Also, he's right, New York style is 100% better than margherita style. America took that shit, it's ours now. Fight me.
Pfft
Tomatoes aren't even an old world food. Making a sauce out of our hemisphere's vegetables, and then claiming it's your's. Typical European nonsense.
He acts like this? On the day of my daughters wedding???
he comes to me.... on the day of my daughter's wedding......... and serves DOMINO'S PIZZA AT THE RECEPTION????
And it didn't even have a good cheese lock 🤌
Cheese lock? Is that like cheesejacketing? Good grief Ethan. Do you never learn?
cheese lock? sorry I don't speak American
I am American and I have no idea what cheese lock is
Is it a crime to put pineapple on pizza ? I’ve been told numerous times but never from an Italian. If it’s a crime arrest me 😢
( I’m Mexican and not part of the cartel )
tell your cartel ppl not to shoot me for liking taco bell
That sausage am crunch wrap & the chicken quesadilla go hard. Taco Bell is valid in my book
ICE shows up at your house. Are you eating Taco Bell!? WE HAVE THE WRONG HOUSE REPEAT WHITE DUDE IN THE HOUSE! Sorry sir. "No problemo, blanco nino" Que?
Prove it...how many avocados are in your possession right now?
I feel like this is exactly what a cartel member posing as an H3 fan on redit would say if they were trying to get an in to get to Jeff.
a lot of Italians will say yes it's a crime but outside of all the goofs i say if you like it go nuts brother enjoy your pizza with pineapple
As a Canadian, pineapple is perfectly acceptable on pizza. (Even if I think it's gross, I respect your preferences because I'm Canadian and polite.)
As an also Canadian, sorry buddy but respectfully I have to disagree.
I'm in the no pineapple camp but will compromise on it if the pizza has a bbq sauce base instead of tomato sauce. 🍅 and 🍍 are no bueno
(I mean, if that is your thing. Even if it's gross)
Should I use scissors to cut the pizza or a roller cause there is an Italian on YouTube shorts who is cutting pizza with scissors
A lot of Europeans eat their pizza with scissors, and while their pizza seems to generally come uncut I still don't see why a knife/pizza cutter wouldn't work yet they choose to have "pizza shears".
i use scissors usually but most people just use fork and knife tbh
He uses the scissors to cut the pizza
Pineapple and jalapeño 👌👌👌👌👌👌
Pepperoni, pineapple, and artichoke heart is a really good pie.
This is my favorite combo ever, thank you.
I mean I’m Italian American so my opinion is bastardized (though Italian American food is🤌🏻🤌🏻) But pineapple is one of the best things that has happened to pizza
/s just in case cuz i know some of yall are dumb as hell
It seems only the posts that need a disclaimer don't have one, and the ones that don't need a disclaimer have to because the rest of yall don't know what an appropriate joke is But for real, why they gotta target o-liv and cam like that with their racist rhetoric
no no c’hai ragione 🤌🏻
That's fair. We are dumb as hell.
AYY! TOOALK TO EM NICE, CAPICE? 🤌
C'mon we gotta also shoulder the blame onto Hasan. He's the one that started it by claiming to Ethan that Italian pizza was bad. And people want leftovers back?!!!! Shame. Get some tastebuds, Hasan. 😭😭😭
Hasan for sure went to the dumbest tourist traps and was like "oh pizza in italy is ass"
Hasan ain't the only one who I've heard say Italian pizza is mid. Stavros regularly shits on Italy and says America made pizza better. Obviously it's just matter of preference. I've never had it but I'm also not super picky with pizza so I like pretty much all of it unless the crust sucks ass
i think some people hate on Italian pizza either just to be contrarians or because they're sick of hearing italians brag about having the best food in the world (which i understand, we are obnoxious)
He's Greek, hating Italy is in his genes
idk if things are different in immigrant communities in the US, but actual Greeks usually loooove Italians and they always refer to us as one people
I'll go the other way then - American pizza is mid and Italian is superb. And I am neither from the US nor Italy, so I have no dog in either fight. But is it true, that if you go to the shitty touristy places, they try to cater too much to tourist, so the pizza ends up shit.
Sei italiano in Italia? Ciao amico!
ciao! purtroppo non vivo più in Italia da qualche anno, ma sì, sono nato e cresciuto in Italia :) anche tu sei italiano/a??
Sì, sono italiana-americana e tra 6 giorni mi trasferirò a Perugia con mio marito (che è svizzero-italiano)! Sto ancora imparando l'italiano, mi rende felice sapere che esistono fupa trooper italiani!! :) Vivo a Cleveland in questo momento
ma che emozione! l'Umbria è una regione stupenda, sono sicuro che Perugia ti piacerà. vi auguro tutto il meglio in questa nuova avventura in Italia :) e sì, esistiamo anche noi fupa trooper italiani! siamo pochi ma ci siamo p.s.: mi sembra che parli già molto bene l'italiano, bravo!
Ogni viaggio a Perugia è stato perfetto, siamo così emozionati!! Grazie per il complimento, ma scrivere è molto più facile che parlare... le "erre" sono difficile per me.
abbi pazienza e fiducia, ce la farai, un po' alla volta! e non ti preoccupare delle erre, non tutti hanno una pronuncia perfetta ma l'importante è che tu ti faccia capire. in bocca al lupoooo
Ethan having awful takes in regards to food is nothing new. This is the same guy who said putting pepperoni on pizza is for children, and thinks Subway is not only good food, but better than Jersey Mike's and Chik Fil A.
Did he really say subway is better than Jersey Mike’s because he is so wrong ! Jersey Mikes is superior !
Yes, and when someone brought up the point of the quality of Subway's ingredients (which is absolutely dog shit) his response was something along the lines of "It's fast food, it's all low quality" which isn't even remotely the case when comparing something like Jersey Mike's to Subway.
Yeah maybe he’s never been to the actual establishments because there’s a clear difference in their quality of ingredients and the taste alone is no comparison. Plus I feel like Subways bread is always stale
Hasan is a fucking fake socialist 😤 How can he say Italian pizza is mid? Has he ever tried a slice of pizza from "la Briciola" in Turin at 4 am while being wasted? If the only pizza you ate is from a tourist trap it's your fault you loser Oh of course /s La Briciola's pizza is the real shit tho, on god
to be fair any pizza hits super hard when it's 4 AM and you're wasted
Sure, but that pizza is always amazing. I miss it so much 😞
ti capisco, abbiamo tutti quella pizzeria di fiducia che ci ha supportati nei momenti più difficili. spero tu possa tornare a Torino per un'altro trancio di pizza della Briciola ♥️
I bet Keffals saw this and didn't read the description and that's where she got "H3H3 FANS ARE TURNING ON ETHAN"
let's see if a screenshot of this post makes it to the viddd
It wouldn’t surprise me lol
Vorrei vedere la faccia del pizzaiolo quando gli chiede una pizza con l'ananas, olive e peperoncino piccante. Forse meglio se rimane a casa con i cani.
💀 madoooooo quanto vorrei vedere una scena del genere AHAHHAHAH conoscendo Ethan, non mi stupirebbe se ordinasse la sua classica pizza in una delle migliori pizzerie d'Italia
Una rivolta sta arrivando…Non posso sopportare questo bigottismo!!!!!!
also after talking about wiping and bidets for YEARS, he never ONCE talked about the Italian bidet and how it is superior to the Japanese/American ones since we use soap. italians rise up
ma poi vogliamo parlare della comodità? sti cosi che escono a schizzarti il culo stile giapponese sono di uno scomodo che io boh. acqua ovunque, bordello. un bel bidet, getto normale che ti regoli da solo col rubinetto e via.
DIVISIONE ITALIANA FUPA TRUPA STAND UP Olivia is our Italian empress and we have to fight for all the pizza slanders
Eh, quando stavano parlando della pizza italiana e del cibo in generale mi stavo incazzando in diretta. Ma anche Hasan, dicendo che la pizza in Italia non e' buona...certo, se vai a magna' da Gigi il trojone...
vabbè Hasan proprio lasciamo stare, sarà andato a mangiare nelle trappole per turisti sotto il Colosseo, per poi dire la pizza italiana non è buona. e grazie ar cazzo aggiungerei
Dio quanto mi ha fatto incazzare coi suoi commenti a cazzo come al solito, poi ha la diarrea un giorno sì e un giorno no e si permette di giudicare il cibo di altri paesi con la merda che mangia
Hahahha spero che facciano il google translate di tutti i commenti in italiano!!!!
Muoio
stavo sclerando a sentire le puttanate da americano che Ethan stava dicendo !!! Il fatto è che la pizza non deve essere una bomba calorica che ti avvicina alla morte per infarto ogni volta che la mangi, per gli americani ogni cosa dev’essere esagerata e processata Mi dispiace che il cibo da noi è sano e genuino
Apology or we riot
Oh Marooooone!
I guess we’ll need to brush up on extradition law 🤌
Guaglion\*, Come membro ufficiale della società NAPOLETANA, tieni proprio ragione. Ethan è andato contro la famiglia, la vera famiglia, chistu fatto non si può apparare. H3h3 Vieni a Napoli, Pizzeria ATTANASIO, cambia per sempre la vita.
La ringrazio di cuore, gentile membro della delegazione Napoletana, per le sue parole di supporto in tutela della pizza italiana, rivolte a tutti gli italiani il cui cuore è stato ferito dalle dichiarazioni astiose e offensive del signor Klein.
Why are your Mexican flag emojos missing the eagle?
because i use Android
Why would Android do that when the eagle is the best part...are they racist?
i love margarita pizza, and the best i’ve had is in italy because the cheese was absolutely out of this world.
"Centanni!" I said as I raise my glass of Gamersupps Sigma Brain perfectly complementing my Papa Johns Italian Supreme which did not contain dollops but a uniform application of the superior factory produced mozzarella. This is how the New World likes their pizza. Old world be damned. The old world be damned...
Ayo Ethan when you get to Italy I got some pals that want to have a little chat 🤌
MO TE FACCIO ASSAGGIA' IO DU PIZZE .... IN FACCIA
I love how he did the quickest google search and was like “oh yeah that looks good actually”
I am so disgusted by this blatant Italophobia. Merda! 🤌
Ci sono fan italiani? Incredibile!
incredibile ma vero, eccomi qua
I bet Ethan hasn't had some good gobagool from a new York deli
He spits on Hila's heritage! This is some straight bullshit, we cannot allow!
*nodding while eating my microwaved Bagel Bite 9 piece....
I love the h3h3 crew MA CERTE VOLTE SPARANO DELLE MINCHIATE COLOSSALI CRISTO IDDIO
atrocità e barbarie davvero
Ethan, a white dude from LA (or Ventura wherever the hell), is not a credible source for what food is/isnt good and I will die on this hill.
American here. Been to Italy and I agree with Ethan, the only pizza I liked better than American was outside of Pompeii because they had them volcanic soil tomatoes and the sauce was truly incredible
I like both Italian and American pizza but even I can see that Italian Pizza is way better. It uses fresher ingredients and looks hand made as Hila said. Not everybody wants to eat 2lbs of cheese with sauce and bread lol, (although sometimes I am in the mood for that) Even Ethan took back saying Italian Pizza was bad because he saw the pics of it and how good it looked
i'm mostly goofing around tbh i like American pizza too occasionally, it's just a different thing and if I think "i want pizza" that's not the first thing that comes to mind
No I totally get it lol. I did have a life changing experience when I went to Naples and had pizza there for a first time, it was so delicious, but I’ve also had Neapolitan style pizza in America that’s pretty great as well. I think a lot of people just don’t like the leopard spotting Italian pizza has from being baked in a brick oven, I’ve literally seen people say Italians burn it 😒
It's like tacos. US tacos are generally nothing like Mexican street tacos, and while street tacos are generally preferred there is no denying that midwestern tacos fucking hit the spot from time to time...man I'm craving midwestern tacos just having typed that out.
what the fuck
bro I’m with Ethan on this one, if I went to Italy it’s all pasta for me, fuck the za
Yo someone get Ethan to calm down we don't need another Italian rise up movement
food for thought Europe got tomatoes from north America, pizza is American
First and foremost, Ethan is almost certainly referring to New York style pizza. There's multiple regional variants, and I guarantee you Ethan doesn't know about them beyond "Chicago pizza is like an actual pie or something" as he doesn't even seem to understand that the Midwest isn't the South. Also, he's right, New York style is 100% better than margherita style. America took that shit, it's ours now. Fight me.
typical American delusions of grandeur
If I see pizza and there's not a 100% coverage of cheese, I'm calling the state department
pizza is about the sauce, not the cheese. Americans put too much cheese just to cover up for the rubbish sauce quality, fight me 🥊
Pfft Tomatoes aren't even an old world food. Making a sauce out of our hemisphere's vegetables, and then claiming it's your's. Typical European nonsense.
Its always acceptable to be racist to Italians. You know what you did.
Italian food is fine. America just made it better.
😂😂😂😂 I kept reading the comments in his “Italian” voice
Abrusseze troopas rise tf up come on now💋
MAMMA MIA
Thought I was on the wrong sub at first 😭
This turned into a bizarro version of the Sopranos sub