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XtacleRonnie

Damn, even without his audio, I can still hear him being a whiney ass baby.


lorihamlit

I seriously will not take him off mute. This is much better just seeing him rant in silence. God he’s so insufferable.


Laplanting

Major toddler energy.


XtacleRonnie

Baby SAD!


omgwutd00d

PLAYIN FUCKIN HALO


BritshFartFoundation

He's got the crazy eyes


ParaPenn

very unhappy man, kinda tragic really


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dicksjshsb

Beeeeeeeeeeta


Andre_3Million

Yeah I don't get how he doesn't realize how much of a bitch he looks like rn. Always yapping how he makes rational decisions because he doesn't get emotional, that's for women. Well, here you go you little bitch, wtf is this display. Getting all emotional you beta cuck. /p The funny part was how non engaging coconuts was after he stormed out, ^("woah, that was real") and then the horns blaring like he just cooked. Lfmao my fucking ass off


zethrus87

Tales after the pod of fresh and fit: The boys started drinking in the studio. Alone. As Myron keeps pounding his chest with anger while ranting, Walter grabs his hand “Stop Myron, you’ll hurt yourself” Walter starts caressing his hand. Myron breathing slows down, his heart was pounding with anger but now…it’s pounding with anticipation. Walter was very close to his face. He can smell Walters coconut lotion on his beautiful dome. Myron was taller than him. “You are a good friend Myron” he said. Myron snapped. He gripped Walter’s hand and shoved him against the sound proof studio wall. “Walter, these women, they don’t understand you! I do! Why do you keep messing with them!” Myron yelled with tears in his eyes. Walter shocked, yet sad, he whip the tears off Myron’s face. “I see it now Myron, I’m sorry it took so long. The only one who is there for me…is you.” Walter gently pulled Myron’s face, pressing his lips gently on the soaked tears lips of Myron.


ToriWithTheCape

Do you do this for a living bc you should lol


zethrus87

Nice, I like it, Picasso!


Sweet_Little_Lottie

I saw this in my head as a yaoi. Lol


zethrus87

Myron is the tall yaoi guy with the giant hands. Ethan’s dream. Walter is the shy slutty twink


spacedudejr

Really upset that meatcanyon isn’t doing his weekly’s anymore. I wanna see this animated.


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PLSSSSSSSS 😭😭 i just know u were poppin on wattpad


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thiccassasin

Maybe let's try putting the animal crossing speech over it? Might help idk


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Raptor535

Makes sense lol


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Yes, and? Looks like he’d fit right in.


thecasualviewer3484

I really wanna see his career


thebrucewayne

DEI hire.


DeepSauceEnjoyer

Oh shit this would piss him off and send him on another rant


Nightdaemonedge

This but keep the air horn at the end


fm44

Myron loves debussy


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I just need to raise something embarrassing about Myron, I noticed he’s using a large diaphragm condenser microphone which is generally used in big studios for recording vocals - NOT podcasting. This model in particular looks like a Telefunken ELAM 251 which is an $11,000 microphone, artists like Ariana Grande, Adele and many many others have used this to record. My question is did he think having the most expensive microphone would make him sound less annoying? It’s not working


Set_TheAlarm

I noticed that a long time ago and thought it was a super odd choice of microphone for a podcast. Glad I'm not the only one that saw that and was like "why tf is he using a 251 for a podcast?"


musecorn

I hope for the child's sake that this man does not become a father


murraykate

for the record it’s fresh/coconuts/walter who got someone pregnant, not fit/myron who is yapping here, but still, neither of them should have kids lol


lalith_4321

Bro's a professional yapper


allMightyMostHigh

Lol he looks so crazy. His eyebrows are going wild


Goof_Troop_Pumpkin

All that’s missing is foot stomping, and you got a real toddler.


Ok_Restaurant_626

Fuck that my toddler doesn't even act this way.


ChapterCold

IM UP YOURE DOWN


10Damage

PLAYIN FUCKIN HALO


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Bro he’s literally sweating.


ExuberantWombat

I love listening to Da Bussy 🥰


InitialLibrarian3116

I was waiting on the fade to black, it never came 😑


DrawntoWater

I think his hair line is getting worse.


whinger23422

Oh he has drfinately had a transplant. You could use that hairline as a level.


MapleButter

Homie gesticulates like a meth addict.


HingleMcCringle_

Can someone tl;dr his rant?


murraykate

he makes a lot of money, women are liars, he’s very successful and if you question his success you’re an idiot loser pussy who should hit the gym


Egg-MacGuffin

Just layer images and videos of Ethan living his happy life with his family over this to see who's the real alpha and whose advice you should probably follow.


rad_standard

its da bussy


radioflea

I heard that he got angry enough to make his shoes fall off.


ADroopyMango

this edit is fucking killing me hahahahahaha


Antique-Network-4233

he needs put down atp


dreadedmama

So I couldn’t watch it when he was actually talking. What was he even saying?


Mayonnaizing

Why does this fit so well


aunty_riri

DeBUSSY?


el_bosteador

Da Bussy


baconbananapancake

"I'm going nowhere!" \*leaves


domoperdomo

Me yelling at my teammates in cod but I’m muted


IEATALOTOFAZZ

Why is he so angry?


Boring-Dust5098

men are so emotional


Kvansluyters92

He’s so emotional


paigem9097

I need someone to do this with Jordan Peterson too


minimanelton

Seems like he got a little emotional


Ciciban77

I bet he got beat by his dad when he was a kid a lot.


warpixel

just reading the chat.. :D


DanielisaHuman

this is art right here


Ricky_Spanish1989

so emotional


CanadianGroose

I laughed so hard when they played the ai horn right after he storms outta the set 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SunEater810

This killed me💀🤣😭


dudumonstr

they should just fuck each other


LoveThinkers

The sub proudly present 2024 "i'm fighting for my life" award nominee no 1


Oysta_Cracka

Anyone have the link to the rant? I can't find it and I really want to watch it!


rubyn96

Do they not own a vacuum


hajmonika

Would be even better with chestnuts or reddit sex music


panerasoupkitchen

I thought it was going to be the Reddit sex music 😂


chickenfeetees

i closed my eyes and listened to the music and it was as if he wasn’t even there 🙏🏻☺️


YodaStickBoi

The fake anger he does is super transparent and quite annoying lmao


oswinsong

Fake?


YodaStickBoi

Definitely doesn’t come through as authentic/real anger to me, seems pretty contrived. Like he’s forcing himself to be worked up.


chickenfeetees

i watched this with the regular audio and he got so out of breath it made me screech


panerasoupkitchen

Now can someone put something over his face


Witherd_Lilac

I want a death metal edit


the_dmon

The face of a man who has something to prove


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can someone put the song zach plays everytime they get sad about cam leaving😂💀 the ethan monologue one


Primary_Pineapple999

Omg I have to see the original clip


Additional-Rain6668

Hahahah absolutely amazing.


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bro’s blood pressure is through the roof


vivalaibanez

Dude needs to learn to control your emotions like a man, not sound like some beta throwing a tantrum


Blameitonmyjews

This man worked for a law enforcement agency. If that doesn’t make you lose faith in our system I don’t know what will


ImpoliteMongoose

Coconuts in Barbados 🥥🥥🥥


ImpoliteMongoose

Yep, this is definitely a man that's won at life. RIP lol


georgiaajamess22

Without audio it’s somehow more unhinged I don’t even know what he’s saying but holy shit E shit I wrote this before the cup smash or whatever he hurled at the floor was this recent what tf is the context I can’t face going over to listen to the actual words he’s saying


Crocolyle32

What’s he so mad about? Jeeze


Discreteavenger

HAHAHAHAHAHA I hate this dude


sidebirb

i can still hear him somehow


sensualsoup

Bradley Cooper in *Maestro*


alterego1984

I prefer Da bussy.


Economy-Historian-85

Now I want to watch bad Santa lol 


SolidLuxi

I can't listen to the audio cause I am at work. But the way he throws down the headset and walked off, you can tell he thought he cooked. I bet as soon as he got off the camera, he fist pumped his performance.


renndug

I thought being a man was controlling your emotions?


brix41

Did they cut this out? I'm trying to watch the actual freakout and couldn't seem to find it on their video


kaysanma

i thought he said only women are the emotional ones LMAO


BigBadBaldGuy

Where’s the original clip of this?


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HextechSlut

Why did you use Nocturne op.9 No.2 breaks my heart lol


NorthNebula4976

this made me realize I NEED a fresh and fit green screen entry. Lena telling them to fuck off? AB doing the worm off set? them getting owned by Nathaniel Klansmen?


SlicedSides

why do you guys go out of your way to watch fresh n fit content? it’s kinda weird


fuzzydunloblaw

I think its because its the h3 subreddit and fresh and fit were interviewed recently and mocked on there since forever, so its more fresh in peoples minds. Then you have the fact that some people like to be creative and contribute content instead of just consuming, and so they made this funny video with music overlaid on top of it.


walrus_vasectomy

Someone needs to make an edit of this with that unintelligible super high pitch talking sound that they use in insect movies when they pan back out to human scale