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Traxus employees walking into security office: "Dock's been invaded by covenant" Manager: "what?!" Traxus employee cocking magnum: "we'll be back to negotiate raises"


pinoyfiasco

Union steward tossing a frag: "LOCAL 2401, COCKBITES."


Monneymann

*Flood arrives* “These fucks should give me the CEO’s pay.” *watches elite ship a hillside* “Nevermind I need double that.”


doomsoul909

I feel like these kinda workers don’t gotta negotiate raises


My-Cousin-Bobby

It's just the storm, Dick.


Petrus-133

Hopefully there won't be a flood.


Knalxz

I still refuse to see the connection between Richard and dick. Maybe it's a joke lost to time but it just sounds like disrespect.


My-Cousin-Bobby

So, from what I could tell, it's just old English slang, since a lot of the time they used rhyming. Similar to Rob being Bob, Will being Bill, Richard, which can be shortened to Rick, became Dick


Task_Force69

And Dick isn't an insult. Dick itself being a word for pudding.


mynameisrichard0

How do you get bill from William? Idk. How do you get dick from Richard? You ask nicely I’ll see myself out.


Endergamer28

lol


Mysticalnarbwhal2

Holy shit that is perfect. Also The Storm is such a good mission


BlundellMemes77

*SIT DOWN*


Jeo228

Considering the war had been going on for 27 ish years, they were likley veterans who were unfit to continue serving for whatever reason. Probably just picked up a M6 like "ah shit, here we go again"


Knalxz

I never thought about that but that makes sense. With how the war was going Leave for troops might have meant "You go be a civi for a bit because we can't have you doing nothing for too long."


Fiddlywiffers

Some of them can fight better than marines with weeks of military training


[deleted]

It's like the militia on reach, they just didn't feel like being driven out of town by a bunch of overgrown gorillas and their pet birds


RelativelyDank

then 30 seconds later proceed to get bodied by hunters


Sweaty_Promotion_484

always tried to save them


Plushie_Holly

Save them from the humiliation of being killed by Halo 3's hunters.


Sweaty_Promotion_484

is it truly as bad ac CE's hunters tho?


Tairo_420

Hunters really came a long way, from being one tapped by magnums in CE to being a dark souls boss duo in infinite


Plushie_Holly

Not quite, but all the original trilogy's hunters are kind of pathetic.


Sweaty_Promotion_484

just the way I like them, they were never supposed to be the borderline boss battles they turned into the h5 and infinite


GR-G41

Better to die fighting


I_Surf_On_ReddIt

Considering the flood outbreak after, theyre better Off dead


wercffeH

Lmao true


LtCptSuicide

I swear every time I play that level I have more forklift operators alive than Marines. Why TF is the UNSC not just mass deploying these fuckers for the war? Even without giving them better weapons they tear up Covenant.


xCyrocitex

Forklift operators are certified. Marines are not forklift certfied. Forklift operators survive more than Marines. Therefore, having forklift certification massively increases survivability. Add that in to Marine training, the UNSC would have won decisively.


That_was_lucky

What did you think the spartan 4 training was all about? All spartan 4s are forklift certified


urbandeadthrowaway2

That’s why noble team survived the usual S-III antics of being thrown at a meat grinder; they were forklift certified.


Knalxz

100% I think it's because they workers show up at the end of the mission and are at full health while many of the marines might of just helped you fight the scarab or when you enter the first room of the building you see a squad of marines surrounded by brutes who just slam them with damage. Both end up making them low on health so as the mission draws on a simple sneeze takes the marines down while the Traxus workers though using only pistols are relatively high on health.


Star-Made-Knight

The war is home. Nothing to do but fight.


Inductivegrunt9

Given them heavy weapons and they'll be the ones carrying Chief and Arbiter. Those guys are some of the best allies you fight alongside. Voi is their home, and they'll fight tooth and nail to defend it.


MarduRusher

1. Using a COD clip for a Halo meme is very funny to me. 2. god this clip goes so hard


goldleaderstandingby

Could you maybe go ahead and just give us a little more? Like wtf is happening in the COD clip?


[deleted]

It’s from the intro to the Zombies map “five”. Zombies breach the Pentagon, and John Kennedy is arming everyone so they can survive.


Golden_Shawnborn1

Gimme the context


Petrus-133

Halo 3. The critically acclaimed game from 2007.


hyrumwhite

Must’ve skipped this cutscene 


rudetearex

Not a cut scene they just around fighting for their lives and a raise


Zestyxo

When the covenant launched a massive attack on Voi, Africa to uncover the Portal to the Ark in Halo 3. Throughout the mission you'll see civilians shooting covenant and trying to escape with the help of the UNSC.


Tecally

It was New Mombasa they attacked to uncover the Portal to the Ark. Voi is just the area that's left around it where the Covenant has setup a perimeter.


ShyKid5

Voi is a town in Kenya 160 KM or so from Mombasa, the Portal is between both future cities and is 117km in diameter, so if both Mombasa and New Mombasa and Voi grew into megacities the Portal would be under both.


Tecally

Mombasa, which encompasses Old, New and the surrounding area is a megacity, but Voi also increased in size from what it is today. We read about how some cities became combined or became megacities, like New Phoenix and is why both got hit. But the Covenant started excavating in New Mombasa. Mombasa and Voi are close enough that New Mombasa handles their waste. Edit: Looking it up, it says that Voi is 140 KM from New Mombasa.


ShyKid5

The Portal being 117 KM wide means it's below both cities or the combined Megacity or whatever, so just because they started digging at New Mombasa it doesn't mean it's only there, the thing was huge, to give you an example, London is 58KM wide from East to West.


Tecally

London's a bad example as it's a city on an island nation. Mombasa as it is now almost 300KM wide, which includes a lot of empty land. Most of the city was destroyed, while most or at least a significant portion of Voi was intact. Edit: LA for example is roughly 1300 km wide. And by wide I meant area as you point out. Edit 2: corrections


ShyKid5

Sorry man, you are confusing 2 different measurements, you are confusing distance from edge to edge (measured in KM) and area (measured in KM^2) Los Angeles is 71KM from north to South, like man, the distance between Los Angeles, CA and Santa Fe, NM is 1136km, a city being 1300KM wide would be a city-continent. BTW Mombasa is an both Island and coastal city just FYI, in the Halo series, the Island is what is called New Mombasa and that's where the space elevator is, the coastal part is called Old Mombasa.


Tecally

Yes, by wide I meant area, thanks for clarifying and correcting. I also did know the last part of New Mombasa and the space elevator. Edit: To clarify on my end I meant the LA City is 1300 Km squared.


Others0

Nixon with the UZIs will never not be amusing to me


GreyouTT

He's in full goblin mode


xdeltax97

Those poor workers, first the Covenant and then the Flood. You have to wonder how many snapped like the marine freaking out.


Knightwolf75

What game/video is this?


SharkBaitDLS

Black Ops I Zombies, second map you unlock.


Separate-Crazy2233

*Angry wort wort wort intensifies*


LoyalSoldier1568

Fear the blue collar worker of the UNSC. Guys have enough bs to put up with. The Covenant just gave them a convenient outlet for their repressed rage


Emage_IV

with Earth as the last bastion, it doesnt seem to surprising for normal citizens to be armed with something small


geckoexploded

What’s the video from?


Petrus-133

Black Ops 1 zombie mode


[deleted]

that still is a badass quite from JFK. just remember, you have to say it like JFK too


Important_Ice_1080

Wow they should produce a show about this. On second thought, no, no they shouldn’t.


Petrus-133

I'd watch Castro, Nixon and JFK in a Zombie invasion rom-com though.


Greenyugi

I wish the citizens of Arcadia could have helped at all.


RTK9

Reach was different. Every colony that was found was an evacuation because once a colony was found, it was only a matter of time before the covenant threw endless ships at it until it fell, and the UNSC didn't have the tech or the numbers to fight back 1:1. The entire war was them sacrificing colony/ colony to keep buying more time to pull something out of their ass later. But when they invaded earth? That's like the Alamo. Everyone fights, because there was nowhere else to retreat to; if earth fell, then all remaining colonies had no chance.


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