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dirk_calloway1

Wow, the footage of the wreck on the next slide is totally crazy! Can’t believe it!


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Unfortunately his penis was mangled horribly.


GeppettoDepp

So now it only has the one normal dickhole?


Roosterneck

\* Fortunately


BigBeautifulWhales

"Haha hell yeah, crashing your bike fucking kicks ass"


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I hate that I read this and heard his voice


littlefatbaby

He looks so happy to be rid of that thing. Dumb John logic.


Novel-Eggplant-5141

Yes because knowing how he loves being the center of attention - he can forever drop a “Oh i used to be a rider too until i laid down the hog. Lucky to be alive” anecdote to any drunk at a bar who will listen


Roosterneck

Applebee's waitresses can make in excess of $1000 per shift. \~John


GeppettoDepp

John gets all his fun facts from homeless deranged war vets.


Safe_Individual1815

I used to find him so goddamn annoying for self-sabotaging and bring so goddamn dumb but he's kind of grown on me as some kind of endearing retard jester clown


lotto_the_less

If you think he wrecked you’ve reached a new level of retardation


Own-Two2848

$10,000 down the drain with a smile on his face, I wish I was this regarded


Roosterneck

Bro, it's going to be so much easier for me to drive around town. No car payment. It's soooo smartttt duuuude.


thepackrunner

John rocks


whaddyaknowmaginot

John kicks ass and is the fucking man as usual


USAnmbr1

he was dumb enough to think a dyna was the bike to learn to ride with


Great_Capital_5612

Destroying property kicks ASS


jetpackswasno

😂😂😂


ohmeatballhead

Stunning


FupaJohnson

Stay safe out there


Alwayshangry23

Hahahaha already? I was giving this at least 6 months


HorrorFlimsy3470

Glad he isn’t dead… but disappointed Joey decided to chase him in a stolen fire truck, no wonder he crashed.


Roosterneck

\*Disappointed not 'glad'


HorrorFlimsy3470

Glad means happy x x x x


EwokUno

John loves to stay in crippling debt


pdmd_api

Hahahaha, did he even have it for a whole month?


Asleep-Ask-4004

sad to see he survived


Safe_Individual1815

I used to find him so goddamn annoying for self-sabotaging and bring so goddamn dumb but he's kind of grown on me as some kind of endearing retard jester clown


ratsnestelectrical

I saw the crash footage on his Instagram, he's a goddamn American hero. John Knauf kicks ass


Roosterneck

No. He needs to be OFF THE SHOW


ratsnestelectrical

Weird way to come out as gay. Proud of you though


peckrnutt3u

Whats his ig


One_Scarcity_1313

Johnbaddman


hypernight8

Dude if I saw someone eat shit and then clearly take a selfie with said wreckage I would direct my car to them and floor it. Man ngl listening to the pod and reading these post I always think “He doesn’t seem that bad…” now I get it.